"What, Bart?" Vinnie"s brow wrinkled in honest puzzlement.
"Do you know what the word "gofer" means, Vinnie?"
"Gopher? Sure. It"s a little animal that digs holes-"
"No, gofer. G-O-F-E-R. "
"I guess I don"t know that one, Bart. Is it Jewish?"
"No, it"s white-collar. It"s a person who does errands. A glorified office boy. Gofer coffee, gofer Danish, gofer a walk around the block, sonny. Gofer."
"What are you talking about, Bart? I mean-"
"I mean that Steve Ordner kicked your special case around with the other members of the board-the ones who matter, anyway-and said, Listen, fellas, we"ve got to do something about Vincent Mason, and it"s a delicate sort of case. He warned us that Bart Dawes was riding a rubber bike, and even though Mason didn"t swing quite enough weight to enable us to stop Dawes before he screwed up the waterworks, we owe this Mason something. But of course we can"t give him too much responsibility. And do you know why, Vinnie?"
Vinnie was looking at him resentfully. "I know I don"t have to eat your s.h.i.t anymore, Bart. I know that. "
He looked at Vinnie earnestly. "I"m not trying to s.h.i.t you. What you do doesn"t mean anything to me anymore. But Chrissakes, Vinnie, you"re a young man. I don"t want to see him f.u.c.k you over this way. The job you"ve got is a short-term plum, a long-term lemon. The toughest decision you"re going to have is when to reorder b.u.t.tercup containers and Milky Ways. And Ordner"s going to see that it stays that way as long as you"re with the corporation."
The Christmas spirit, if that was what it had been, curdled in Vinnie"s eyes. He was clutching his packages tightly enough to make the wrappings crackle, and his eyes were gray with resentment. Picture of a young man who steps out his door whistling, ready for the evening"s heavy date, only to see all four tires on his new sports car have been slashed. And he"s not listening. I could play him tapes and he still wouldn"t believe it. And he"s not listening. I could play him tapes and he still wouldn"t believe it.
"As it turned out, you did the responsible thing," he went on. "I don"t know what people are saying about me now-"
"They"re saying you"re crazy, Bart," Vinnie said in a thin, hostile voice.
"That word"s as good as any. So you were right. But you were wrong, too. You spilled your guts. They don"t give positions of responsibility to people who spill their guts, not even when they were right to do it, not even when the corporation suffers because of their silence. Those guys on the fortieth floor, Vinnie, they"re like doctors. And they don"t like loose talk any more than doctors like an intern that goes around blowing off about a doctor who m.u.f.fed an operation because he had too many c.o.c.ktails at lunch."
"You"re really determined to mess up my life, aren"t you?" Vinnie asked. "But I don"t work for you anymore, Bart. Go waste your poison on someone else."
Santa Claus was coming back, a huge bag slung over one shoulder, bellowing wild laughter and trailing small children like parti-colored exhaust.
"Vinnie, Vinnie, don"t be blind. They"re sugar-coating the pill. Sure you"re making eleven-five this year and next year when you pick up the other theaters, they"ll buck you up to maybe fourteen thousand. And there you"ll be twelve years from now, when you can"t buy a lousy c.o.ke for thirty cents. Gofer that new carpeting, gofer that consignment of theater seats, gofer those reels of film that got sent across town by mistake. Do you want to be doing that s.h.i.t when you"re forty, Vinnie, with nothing to look forward to but a gold watch?"
"Better than what you"re doing." Vinnie turned away abruptly, almost b.u.mping Santa, who said something that sounded suspiciously like watch where the f.u.c.k you"re going. watch where the f.u.c.k you"re going.
He went after Vinnie. Something about the set expression on Vinnie"s face convinced him he was getting through, despite the defensive emplacements. G.o.d, G.o.d, he thought. Let it be.
"Leave me alone, Bart. Get lost.
"Get out of it," he repeated. "If you wait even until next summer it may be too late. Jobs are going to be tighter than a virgin"s chast.i.ty belt if this energy crisis goes into high gear, Vinnie. This may be your last chance. It-"
Vinnie wheeled around. "I"m telling you for the last time, Bart."
"You"re flushing your future right down the john, Vinnie. Life"s too short for that. What are you going to tell your daughter when-"
Vinnie punched him in the eye. A bolt of white pain flashed up into his head and he staggered backward, arms flying out. The kids who had been following Santa scattered as his packages-dolls, GI Joe, chess set-went flying. He hit a rack of toy telephones, which sprayed across the floor. Somewhere a little girl screamed like a hurt animal and he thought Don"t Don"t cry, cry, darling, it"s just dumb old George falling down, I do it frequently around the house these days darling, it"s just dumb old George falling down, I do it frequently around the house these days and someone else jolly old Santa, maybe-was cursing and yelling for the store detective. Then he was on the floor amid the toy telephones, which all came equipped with battery-powered tape loops, and one of them was saying over and over in his ear: "Do you want to go to the circus? Do you want to go to the circus? Do you" and someone else jolly old Santa, maybe-was cursing and yelling for the store detective. Then he was on the floor amid the toy telephones, which all came equipped with battery-powered tape loops, and one of them was saying over and over in his ear: "Do you want to go to the circus? Do you want to go to the circus? Do you"
December 17, 1973
The shrilling of the telephone brought him out of a thin, uneasy afternoon sleep. He had been dreaming that a young scientist had discovered that, by changing the atomic composition of peanuts just a little, America could produce unlimited quant.i.ties of low-polluting gasoline. It seemed to make everything all right, personally and nationally, and the tone of the dream was one of burgeoning jubilation. The phone was a sinister counterpoint that grew and grew until the dream split open and let in an unwelcome reality.
He got up from the couch, went to the phone, and fumbled it to his ear. His eye didn"t hurt anymore, but in the hall mirror he could see that it was still colorful.
"h.e.l.lo?"
"Hi, Bart. Tom."
"Yeah, Tom. How are you?"
"Fine. Listen, Bart. I thought you"d want to know. They"re demolishing the Blue Ribbon tomorrow."
His eyes snapped wide. "Tomorrow? It can"t be tomorrow. They h.e.l.l, it"s almost Christmas! "
"That"s why."
"But they"re not up to it yet. "
"It"s the only industrial building left in the way," Tom said. "They"re going to raze it before they knock off for Christmas."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. They had a news feature on that morning program. "City Day." "
"Are you going to be there?"
"Yeah," Tom said. "Too much of my life went by inside that pile for me to be able to stay away."
"Then I guess I"ll see you there."
"I guess you will."
He hesitated. "Listen, Tom. I want to apologize. I don"t think they"re going to reopen the Blue Ribbon, in Waterford or anyplace else. If I screwed you up royally-"
"No, I"m not hurting. I"m up at Brite-Kleen, doing maintenance. Shorter hours, better pay. I guess I found the rose in the s.h.i.theap. "
"How is it?"
Tom sighed across the wire. "Not so good," he said. "But I"m past fifty now. It"s hard to change. It would have been the same in Waterford."
"Tom, about what I did-"
"I don"t want to hear about it, Bart." Tom sounded uncomfortable. "That"s between you and Mary. Really."
"Okay."
"Uh you getting along good?"
"Sure. I"ve got a couple of things on the line."
"I"m glad to hear that. " Tom paused so long that the silence on the line became thick, and he was about to thank him for calling and hang up when Tom added: "Steve Ordner called up about you. Called me right up at my house."
"Is that so? When?"
"Last week. He"s p.i.s.sed like a bear at you, Bart. He kept asking if any of us had any idea you had been sandbagging the Waterford plant. But it was more than that. He was asking all sorts of other things."
"Like what?"
"Like did you ever take stuff home, office supplies and stuff like that. Did you ever draw from petty cash without putting in a voucher. Or get your laundry done on the company clock. He even asked me if you had any kind of kickback deal going with the motels."
"That son of a b.i.t.c.h," he said wonderingly.
"Like I say, he"s hunting around for a nice raw cob to stick up your pump, Bart. I think he"d like to find a criminal charge he could get you on."
"He can"t. It"s all in the family. And the family"s broken up now."
"It broke up a long time ago," Tom said evenly. "When Ray Tarkington died. I don"t know anyone who"s p.i.s.sed off at you but Ordner. Those guys downtown it"s just dollars and cents to them. They don"t know nothing about the laundry business and they don"t care to know."
He could think of nothing to say.
"Well " Tom sighed. "I thought you ought to know. And I s"pose you heard about Johnny Walker"s brother."
"Arnie? No, what about him?"
"Killed himself. "
"What?"
Tom sounded as if he might be sucking back spit through his upper plate. "Ran a hose from the exhaust pipe of his car into the back window and shut everything up. The newsboy found him."
"Holy G.o.d," he whispered. He thought of Arnie Walker sitting in the hospital waiting room chair and shivered, as if a goose had walked over his grave. "That"s awful. "
"Yeah " That sucking noise again. "Listen, I"ll be seeing you, Bart."
"Sure. Thanks for calling."
"Glad to do it. Bye."
He hung up slowly, still thinking of Arnie Walker and that funny, whining gasp Arnie had made when the priest hurried in.
Jesus, he had his pyx, did you see it?
"Oh, that"s too bad," he said to the empty room, and the words fell dead as he uttered them and he went into the kitchen to fix himself a drink.
Suicide.
The word had a hissing trapped sound, like a snake squirming through a small crevice. It slipped between the tongue and the roof of the mouth like a convict on the lam.
Suicide.
His hand trembled as he poured Southern Comfort, and the neck of the bottle chattered against the rim of the gla.s.s. Why did he do that, Freddy? They were just a couple of old farts who roomed together. Jesus Christ, why would anybody anybody do that? do that?
But he thought he knew why.
December 18-19, 1973
He got to the laundry around eight in the morning and they didn"t start to tear it down until nine, but even at eight there was quite a gallery on hand, standing in the cold with their hands thrust into their coat pockets and frozen breath pluming from their mouths like comic strip balloons-Tom Granger, Ron Stone, Ethel Diment, the shirt girl who usually got tipsy on her lunch break and then burned the h.e.l.l out of unsuspecting shirt collars all afternoon, Gracie Floyd and her cousin Maureen, both of whom had worked on the ironer, and ten or fifteen others.
The highway department had put out yellow sawhorses and smudge pots and large orange-and-black signs that said: DETOUR.
The signs would route traffic around the block. The sidewalk that fronted the laundry had been closed off, too.
Tom Granger tipped a finger at him but didn"t come over. The others from the laundry glanced at him curiously and then put their heads together.
A paranoid"s dream, Freddy. Who"ll be the first to trot over and scream j"accuse j"accuse in my face? in my face?
But Fred wasn"t talking.
Around quarter of nine a new "74 Toyota Corolla pulled up, the ten-day plate still taped in the rear window, and Vinnie Mason got out, resplendent and a little self-conscious in a new camel"s hair overcoat and leather gloves. Vinnie shot him a sour glance that would have bent steel nails out of plumb and then walked over to where Ron Stone was standing with Dave and Pollack.
At ten minutes of nine they brought a crane up the street, the wrecking ball dangling from the top of the gantry like some disembodied Ethiopian teat. The crane was rolling very slowly on its ten chest-high wheels, and the steady, crackling roar of its exhaust beat into the silvery chill of the morning like an artisan"s hammer shaping a sculpture of unknown import.
A man in a yellow hard hat directed it up over the curb and through the parking lot, and he could see the man high up in the cab changing gears and clutching with one blocklike foot. Brown smoke pumped from the crane"s overhead stack.
A weird, diaphanous feeling had been haunting him ever since he had parked the station wagon three blocks over and walked here, a simile that wouldn"t quite connect. Now, watching the crane halt at the base of the long brick plant, just to the left of what had been the loading bays, the sense of it came to him. It was like stepping into the last chapter of an Ellery Queen mystery where all the partic.i.p.ants have been gathered so that the mechanics of the crime could be explained and the culprit unmasked. Soon someone-Steve Ordner, most likely-would step out of the crowd, point at him and scream: He"s the one! Bart Dawes! He killed the Blue Ribbon! He"s the one! Bart Dawes! He killed the Blue Ribbon! At which point he would draw his pistol in order to silence his nemesis, only to be riddled with police bullets. At which point he would draw his pistol in order to silence his nemesis, only to be riddled with police bullets.
The fancy disturbed him. He looked toward the road to a.s.sure himself and felt a sinking-elevator sensation in his belly as he saw Ordner"s bottle-green Delta 88 parked just beyond the yellow barriers, exhaust pluming from the twin tailpipes.
Steve Ordner was looking calmly back at him through the polarized gla.s.s.
At that moment the wrecking ball swung through its arc with a low, ratcheting scream, and the small crowd sighed as it struck the brick wall and punched through with a hollow booming noise like detonating cannon fire.
By four that afternoon there was nothing left of the Blue Ribbon but a jumbled pile of brick and gla.s.s, through which protruded the shattered main beams like the broken skeleton of some exhumed monster.
What he did later he did with no conscious thought of the future or consequences. He did it in much the same spirit that he had bought the two guns at Harvey"s Gun Shop a month earlier. Only there was no need to use the circuit breaker because Freddy had shut up.
He drove to a gas station and filled up the LTD with hi-test. Clouds had come in over the city during the day, and the radio was forecasting a storm-six to ten inches of new snow. He drove back home, parked the station wagon in the garage, and went down cellar.
Under the stairs there were two large cartons of returnable soda and beer bottles, the top layer covered with a thick patina of dust. Some of the bottles probably went back five years. Even Mary had forgotten about them in the last year or so and had given up pestering him about taking them back for the refund. Most of the stores didn"t even accept returnables now. Use them once, throw them away. What the h.e.l.l.