"-is sold." he finished, and drained his drink.
"Well that"s what I mean," she said, exasperated. "That would have been perfectly fine for the two of us. With the money the city"s allowing us for this house and lot, we could have been ahead."
"I didn"t like it."
"You don"t seem to like very much these days," she said with surprising bitterness. "He didn"t like it," she told the TV. The negress songstress was on now, singing "Alfie."
"Mary, I"m doing all I can."
She turned and looked at him earnestly. "Bart, I know how you feel about this house-"
"No you don"t," he said. "Not at all."
November 21, 1973
A light skim of snow had fallen over the world during the night, and when the bus doors chuffed open and he stepped onto the sidewalk, he could see the tracks of the people who had been there before him. He walked down Fir Street from the corner, hearing the bus pull away behind him with its tiger purr. Then Johnny Walker pa.s.sed him, headed out for his second pickup of the morning. Johnny waved from the cab of his blue and white laundry van, and he waved back. It was a little after eight o"clock.
The laundry began its day at seven when Ron Stone, the foreman, and Dave Radner, who ran the washroom, got there and ran up the pressure on the boiler. The shirt girls punched in at seven-thirty, and the girls who ran the speed ironer came in at eight. He hated the downstairs of the laundry where the brute work went on, where the exploitation went on, but for some perverse reason the men and women who worked there liked him. They called him by his first name. And with a few exceptions, he liked them.
He went in through the driver"s loading entrance and threaded through the baskets of sheets from last night that the ironer hadn"t run yet. Each basket was covered tightly with plastic to keep the dust off. Down front, Ron Stone was tightening the drive belt on the old Milnor single-pocket while Dave and his helper, a college dropout named Steve Pollack, were loading the industrial Washex machines with motel sheets.
"Bart! " Ron Stone greeted him. He bellowed everything; thirty years of talking to people over the combined noises of dryers, ironers, shirt presses, and washers on extract had built the bellow into his system. "This son of a b.i.t.c.h Milnor keeps seizing up. The program"s so far over to bleach now that Dave has to run it on manual. And the extract keeps cutting out."
"We"ve got the Kilgallon order," he soothed. "Two more months-"
"In the Waterford plant?"
"Sure," he said, a little giddy.
"Two more months and I"ll be ready for the nuthatch," Stone said darkly. "And switching over it"s gonna be worse than a Polish army parade."
"The orders will back up I guess."
"Back up! We won"t get dug out for three months. Then it"ll be summer."
He nodded, not wanting to go on with it. "What are you running first?"
"Holiday Inn."
"Get a hundred pounds of towels in with every load. You know how they scream for towels. "
"Yeah, they scream for everything."
"How much you got?"
"They marked in six hundred pounds. Mostly from the Shriners. Most of them stayed over Monday. c.u.mmyest sheets I ever seen. Some of em"d stand on end. "
He nodded toward the new kid, Pollack. "How"s he working out?" The Blue Ribbon had a fast turnover in washroom helpers. Dave worked them hard and Ron"s bellowing made them nervous, then resentful.
"Okay so far," Stone said. "Do you remember the last one?"
He remembered. The kid had lasted three hours.
"Yeah, I remember. What was his name?"
Ron Stone"s brow grew thundery. "I don"t remember. Baker? Barker? Something like that. I saw him at the Stop and Shop last Friday, handing out leaflets about a lettuce boycott or something. That"s something, isn"t it? A fellow can"t hold a job, so he goes out telling everyone how f.u.c.king lousy it is that America can"t be like Russia. That breaks my heart."
"You"ll run Howard Johnson next?"
Stone looked wounded. "We always run it first thing."
"By nine?"
"Bet your a.s.s."
Dave waved to him, and he waved back. He went upstairs, through dry-cleaning, through accounting, and into his office. He sat down behind his desk in his swivel chair and pulled everything out of the in box to read. On his desk was a plaque that said: THINK!.
It May Be A New Experience He didn"t care much for that sign but he kept it on his desk because Mary had given it to him-when? Five years back? He sighed. The salesmen that came through thought it was funny. They laughed like h.e.l.l. But then if you showed a salesman a picture of starving kids or Hitler copulating with the Virgin Mary, he would laugh like h.e.l.l.
Vinnie Mason, the little bird who had undoubtedly been chirruping in Steve Ordner"s ear, had a sign on his desk that said: THIMK.
Now what kind of sense did that make, THIMK? Not even a salesman would laugh at that, right, Fred? Right, George-kee-rect. There were heavy diesel rumblings outside, and he swiveled his chair around to look. The highway people were getting ready to start another day. A long flatbed with two bulldozers on top of it was going by the laundry, followed by an impatient line of cars.
From the third floor, over dry-cleaning, you could watch the progress of the construction. It cut across the Western business and residential sections like a long brown incision, an operation scar poulticed with mud. It was already across Guilder Street, and it had buried the park on Hebner Avenue where he used to take Charlie when he was small no more than a baby, really. What was the name of the park? He didn"t know. Just the Hebner Avenue Park I guess, Fred. There was a Little League ball park and a bunch of teeter-totters and a duck pond with a little house in the middle of it. In the summertime, the roof of the little house was always covered with bird s.h.i.t. There had been swings, too. Charlie got his first swing experience in the Hebner Avenue Park. What do you think of that, Freddy old kid old sock? Scared him at first and he cried and then he liked it and when it was time to go home he cried because I took him off. Wet his pants all over the car seat coming home. Was that really fourteen years ago?
Another truck went by, carrying a payloader.
The Garson Block had been demolished about four months ago; that was three or four blocks west of Hebner Avenue. A couple of office buildings full of loan companies and a bank or two, the rest dentists and chiropractors and foot doctors. That didn"t matter so much, but Christ it had hurt to see the old Grand Theater go. He had seen some of his favorite movies there, in the early fifties. Dial Mfor Murder, Dial Mfor Murder, with Ray Milland. with Ray Milland. The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Day the Earth Stood Still, with Michael Rennie. That one had been on TV just the other night and he had meant to watch it and then fell asleep right in front of the f.u.c.king TV and never woke up until the national anthem. He had spilled a drink on the rug and Mary had had a bird over that, too. with Michael Rennie. That one had been on TV just the other night and he had meant to watch it and then fell asleep right in front of the f.u.c.king TV and never woke up until the national anthem. He had spilled a drink on the rug and Mary had had a bird over that, too.
The Grand, though-that had really been something. Now they had these newbreed movie theaters out in the suburbs, crackerjack little buildings in the middle of four miles of parking lot. Cinema I, Cinema II, Cinema III, Screening Room, Cinema MCMXLVII. He had taken Mary to one out in Waterford to see The G.o.dfather The G.o.dfather and the tickets were $2.50 a crack and inside it looked like a f.u.c.king bowling alley. No balcony. But the Grand had had a marble floor in the lobby and a balcony and an ancient, lovely, grease-clotted popcorn machine where a big box cost a dime. The character who tore your ticket (which had cost you sixty cents) wore a red uniform, like a doorman, and he was at least six hundred. And he always croaked the same thing. "Hopeya enjoy da show." Inside, the auditorium gla.s.s chandelier overhead. You never wanted to sit under it, because if it ever fell on you they"d have to sc.r.a.pe you up with a putty knife. The Grand was- and the tickets were $2.50 a crack and inside it looked like a f.u.c.king bowling alley. No balcony. But the Grand had had a marble floor in the lobby and a balcony and an ancient, lovely, grease-clotted popcorn machine where a big box cost a dime. The character who tore your ticket (which had cost you sixty cents) wore a red uniform, like a doorman, and he was at least six hundred. And he always croaked the same thing. "Hopeya enjoy da show." Inside, the auditorium gla.s.s chandelier overhead. You never wanted to sit under it, because if it ever fell on you they"d have to sc.r.a.pe you up with a putty knife. The Grand was- He looked at his wrist.w.a.tch guiltily. Almost forty minutes had gone by. Christ, that was bad news. He had just lost forty minutes, and he hadn"t even been thinking thinking that much. Just about the park and the Grand Theater. that much. Just about the park and the Grand Theater.
Is there something wrong with you, Georgie?
There might be, Fred. I guess maybe there might be.
He wiped his fingers across his cheek under his eye and saw by the wetness on them that he had been crying.
He went downstairs to talk to Peter, who was in charge of deliveries. The laundry was in full swing now, the ironer thumping and hissing as the first of the Howard Johnson sheets were fed into its rollers, the washers grinding and making the floor vibrate, the shirt presses going hissss-shuh! hissss-shuh! as Ethel and Rhonda whipped them through. as Ethel and Rhonda whipped them through.
Peter told him the universal had gone on number four"s truck and did he want to look at it before they sent it out to the shop? He said he didn"t. He asked Peter if Holiday Inn had gone out yet. Peter said it was being loaded, but the silly a.s.s who ran the place had already called twice about his towels.
He nodded and went back upstairs to look for Vinnie Mason, but Phyllis said Vinnie and Tom Granger had gone out to that new German restaurant to d.i.c.ker about tablecloths.
"Will you have Vinnie stop in when he gets back?"
"I will, Mr. Dawes. Mr. Ordner called and wanted to know if you"d call him back."
"Thanks, Phyllis."
He went back into the office, got the new things that had collected in the IN box and began to shuffle through them.
A salesman wanted to call about a new industrial bleach, Yello-Go. Where do they come up with the names, he wondered, and put it aside for Ron Stone. Ron loved to inflict Dave with new products, especially if he could w.a.n.gle a free five hundred pounds of the product for test runs.
A letter of thanks from the United Fund. He put it aside to tack on the announcement board downstairs by the punch-clock.
A circular for office furniture in Executive Pine. Into the wastebasket.
A circular for a Phone-Mate that would broadcast a message and record incoming calls when you were out, up to thirty seconds. I"m not here, stupid. Buzz off I"m not here, stupid. Buzz off. Into the wastebasket.
A letter from a lady who had sent the laundry six of her husband"s shirts and had gotten them back with the collars burned. He put it aside for later action with a sigh. Ethel had been drinking her lunch again.
A water-test package from the university. He put it aside to go over with Ron and Tom Granger after lunch.
A circular from some insurance company with Art Linkletter telling you how you could get eighty thousand dollars and all you had to do for it was die. Into the wastebasket.
A letter from the smart mick realtor who was peddling the Waterford plant, saying there was a shoe company that was very interested in it, the Tom McAn shoe company no less, no small cheese, and reminding him that the Blue Ribbon"s ninety-day option to buy ran out on November 26. Beware, puny laundry executive. The hour draweth nigh. 26. Beware, puny laundry executive. The hour draweth nigh. Into the wastebasket. Into the wastebasket.
Another salesman for Ron, this one peddling a cleaner with the larcenous name of Swipe. He put it with Yello-Go.
He was turning to the window again when the intercom buzzed. Vinnie was back from the German restaurant.
"Send him in."
Vinnie came right in. He was a tall young man of twenty-five with an olive complexion. His dark hair was combed into its usual elaborately careless tumble. He was wearing a dark red sport coat and dark brown pants. A bow tie. Very rakish, don"t you think, Fred? I do, George, I do.
"How are you, Bart?" Vinnie asked.
"Fine," he said. "What"s the story on that German restaurant?"
Vinnie laughed. "You should have been there. That old kraut just about fell on his knees he was so happy to see us. We"re really going to murder Universal when we get settled into the new plant, Bart. They hadn"t even sent a circular, let alone their rep. That kraut, I think he thought he was going to get stuck washing those tablecloths out in the kitchen. But he"s got a place there you wouldn"t believe. Real beer hall stuff. He"s going to murder the compet.i.tion. The aroma G.o.d!" He flapped his hands to indicate the aroma and took a box of cigarettes from the inside pocket of his sport coat. "I"m going to take Sharon there when he gets rolling. Ten percent discount."
In a weird kind of overlay he heard Harry the gun shop proprietor saying: We give a ten percent discount on orders over three hundred. We give a ten percent discount on orders over three hundred.
My G.o.d, he thought. Did I buy those guns yesterday? Did I really?
That room in his mind went dark.
Hey, Georgie, what are you- "What"s the size of the order?" he asked. His voice was a little thick and he cleared his throat.
"Four to six hundred tablecloths a week once he gets rolling. Plus napkins. All genuine linen. He wants them done in Ivory Snow. I said that was no problem. "
He was taking a cigarette out of the box now, doing it slowly, so he could read the label. There was something he could really come to dislike about Vinnie Mason: his dips.h.i.t cigarettes. The label on the box said: PLAYER"S NAVY CUT.
CIGARETTES.
MEDIUM.
Now who in G.o.d"s world except Vinnie would smoke Player"s Navy Cut? Or King Sano? Or English Ovals? Or Marvels or Murads or Twists? If someone put out a brand called s.h.i.t-on-a-Stick or Black Lung, Vinnie would smoke them.
"I did tell him we might have to give him two-day service until we get switched over," Vinnie said, giving him a last loving flash of the box as he put it away. "When we go up to Waterford."
"That"s what I wanted to talk to you about," he said. Shall I blast him, Fred? Sure. Blow him out of the water, George.
"Really?" He snapped a light to his cigarette with a slim gold Zippo and raised his eyebrows through the smoke like a British character actor.
"I had a note from Steve Ordner yesterday. He wants me to drop over Friday evening for a little talk about the Waterford plant."
"Oh?"
"This morning I had a phone call from Steve Ordner while I was down talking to Peter Wa.s.serman. Mr. Ordner wants me to call him back. That sounds like he"s awfully anxious to know something, doesn"t it?"
"I guess it does," Vinnie said, flashing his number 2 smile-Track wet, proceed with caution.
"What I want to know is who made Steve Ordner so all-at-once f.u.c.king anxious. That"s what I want to know."
"Well-"
"Come on, Vinnie. Let"s not play coy chambermaid. It"s ten o"clock and I"ve got to talk to Ordner, I"ve got to talk to Ron Stone, I"ve got to talk to Ethel Gibbs about burnt shirt collars. Have you been picking my nose while I wasn"t looking?"
"Well, Sharon and I were over to St-to Mr. Ordner"s house Sunday night for dinner-"
"And you just happened to mention that Bart Dawes has been laying back on Waterford while the 784 extension gets closer and closer, is that it?"
"Bart!" Vinnie protested. "It was all perfectly friendly. It was very-"
"I"m sure it was. So was his little note inviting me to court. I imagine our little phone call will be perfectly friendly, too. That"s not the point. The point is that he invited you and your wife to dinner in hopes that you"d run off at the mouth and he had no cause to be disappointed. "
"Bart-"
He leveled his finger at Vinnie. "You listen to me, Vinnie. If you drop any more s.h.i.t like this for me to walk in, you"ll be looking for a new job. Count on it."
Vinnie was shocked. The cigarette was all but forgotten between his fingers.
"Vinnie, let me tell you something," he said, dropping his voice back to normal. "I know that a young guy like you has listened to six thousand lectures on how old guys like me tore up the world when they were your age. But you earned this one."
Vinnie opened his mouth to protest.
"I don"t think you slipped the knife into me," he said, holding up a hand to forestall Vinnie"s protest. "If I thought that, I would have had a pink for you when you walked in here. I just think you were dumb. You got in that great big house and had three drinks before dinner and then a soup course and a salad with Thousand Island dressing and then surf and turf for the main course and it was all served by a maid in a black uniform and Carla was doing her lady-of-the-manor bit-but not being the least bit condescending-and there was a strawberry tort or blueberry buckle with whipped cream for dessert and then a couple of coffee brandies or Tia Maria and you just spilled your guts. Is that about how it went?"
"Something like that," Vinnie whispered. His expression was three parts shame and two parts bullish hate.
"He started off by asking how Bart was. You said Bart was fine. He said Bart was a d.a.m.ned good man, but wouldn"t it be nice if he could pick his feet up a little on that Waterford deal. You said, it sure would. He said, By the way, how"s that going. You said, Well it really isn"t my department and he said, Don"t tell me, Vincent, you know what"s going on. And you said, All I know is that Bart hasn"t closed the deal yet. I heard that the Thom McAn people are interested in the site but maybe that"s just a rumor. Then he said, Well I"m sure Bart knows what he"s doing and you said, Yeah, sure and then you had another coffee brandy and he asked you if you thought the Mustangs would make the play-offs and then you and Sharon were going home and you know when you"ll be out there again, Vinnie?"