Emma McChesney leaned over the desk a little, and lowered her voice to the tone of confidence. "Now, I"m not in the habit of making a nuisance of myself like this. I don"t get so chatty as a rule, and I know that I could jump over to Monmouth and get first-cla.s.s accommodations there. But just this once I"ve a good reason for wanting to make you and myself a little miserable. Y"see, my son is traveling with me this trip."
"Son!" echoed the clerk, staring.
"Thanks. That"s what they all do. After a while I"ll begin to believe that there must be something hauntingly beautiful and girlish about me or every one wouldn"t petrify when I announce that I"ve a six-foot son attached to my ap.r.o.n-strings. He looks twenty-one, but he"s seventeen.
He thinks the world"s rotten because he can"t grow one of those fuzzy little mustaches that the men are cultivating to match their hats.
He"s down at the depot now, straightening out our baggage. Now I want to say this before he gets here. He"s been out with me just four days.
Those four days have been a revelation, an eye-opener, and a series of rude jolts. He used to think that his mother"s job consisted of traveling in Pullmans, eating delicate viands turned out by the hotel chefs, and strewing Featherloom Petticoats along the path. I gave him plenty of money, and he got into the habit of looking lightly upon anything more trifling than a five-dollar bill. He"s changing his mind by great leaps. I"m prepared to spend the night in the coal cellar if you"ll just fix him up--not too comfortably. It"ll be a great lesson for him. There he is now. Just coming in. Fuzzy coat and hat and English stick. Hist! As they say on the stage."
The boy crossed the crowded lobby. There was a little worried, annoyed frown between his eyes. He laid a protecting hand on his mother"s arm.
Emma McChesney was conscious of a little thrill of pride as she realized that he did not have to look up to meet her gaze.
"Look here, Mother, they tell me there"s some sort of a convention here, and the town"s packed. That"s what all those banners and things were for. I hope they"ve got something decent for us here. I came up with a man who said he didn"t think there was a hole left to sleep in."
"You don"t say!" exclaimed Emma McChesney, and turned to the clerk.
"This is my son, Jock McChesney--Mr. Sims. Is this true?"
"Glad to know you, sir," said Mr. Sims. "Why, yes, I"m afraid we are pretty well filled up, but seeing it"s you maybe we can do something for you."
He ruminated, tapping his teeth with a pen-holder, and eying the pair before him with a maddening blankness of gaze. Finally:
"I"ll do my best, but you can"t expect much. I guess I can squeeze another cot into eighty-seven for the young man. There"s--let"s see now--who"s in eighty-seven? Well, there"s two Bisons in the double bed, and one in the single, and Fat Ed Meyers in the cot and--"
Emma McChesney stiffened into acute attention. "Meyers?" she interrupted. "Do you mean Ed Meyers of the Strauss Sans-silk Skirt Company?"
"That"s so. You two are in the same line, aren"t you? He"s a great little piano player, Ed is. Ever hear him play?"
"When did he get in?"
"Oh, he just came in fifteen minutes ago on the Ashland division. He"s in at supper." "Oh," said Emma McChesney. The two letters breathed relief.
But relief had no place in the voice, or on the countenance of Jock McChesney. He bristled with belligerence. "This cattle-car style of sleeping don"t make a hit. I haven"t had a decent night"s rest for three nights. I never could sleep on a sleeper. Can"t you fix us up better than that?"
"Best I can do."
"But where"s mother going? I see you advertise three "large and commodious steam-heated sample rooms in connection." I suppose mother"s due to sleep on one of the tables there."
"Jock," Emma McChesney reproved him, "Mr. Sims is doing us a great favor. There isn"t another hotel in town that would--"
"You"re right, there isn"t," agreed Mr. Sims. "I guess the young man is new to this traveling game. As I said, I"d like to accommodate you, but--Let"s see now. Tell you what I"ll do. If I can get the housekeeper to go over and sleep in the maids" quarters just for to- night, you can use her room. There you are! Of course, it"s over the kitchen, and there may be some little noise early in the morning--"
Emma McChesney raised a protesting hand. "Don"t mention it. Just lead me thither. I"m so tired I could sleep in an excursion special that was switching at Pittsburgh. Jock, me child, we"re in luck. That"s twice in the same place. The first time was when we were inspired to eat our supper on the diner instead of waiting until we reached here to take the leftovers from the Bisons" grazing. I hope that housekeeper hasn"t a picture of her departed husband dangling, life- size, on the wall at the foot of the bed. But they always have. Good- night, son. Don"t let the Bisons bite you. I"ll be up at seven."
But it was just 6:30 A.M. when Emma McChesney turned the little bend in the stairway that led to the office. The scrub-woman was still in possession. The cigar-counter girl had not yet made her appearance.
There was about the place a general air of the night before. All but the night clerk. He was as spruce and trim, and alert and smooth- shaven as only a night clerk can be after a night"s vigil.
""Morning!" Emma McChesney called to him. She wore blue serge, and a smart fall hat. The late autumn morning was not crisper and sunnier than she.
"Good-morning, Mrs. McChesney," returned Mr. Sims, sonorously. "Have a good night"s sleep? I hope the kitchen noises didn"t wake you."
Emma McChesney paused with her hand on the door. "Kitchen? Oh, no. I could sleep through a vaudeville china-juggling act. But---what an extraordinarily unpleasant-looking man that housekeeper"s husband must have been."
That November morning boasted all those qualities which November- morning writers are so p.r.o.ne to bestow upon the month. But the words wine, and sparkle, and sting, and glow, and snap do not seem to cover it. Emma McChesney stood on the bottom step, looking up and down Main Street and breathing in great draughts of that unadjectivable air. Her complexion stood the test of the merciless, astringent morning and came up triumphantly and healthily firm and pink and smooth. The town was still asleep. She started to walk briskly down the bare and ugly Main Street of the little town. In her big, generous heart, and her keen, alert mind, there were many sensations and myriad thoughts, but varied and diverse as they were they all led back to the boy up there in the stuffy, over-crowded hotel room--the boy who was learning his lesson.
Half an hour later she reentered the hotel, her cheeks glowing. Jock was not yet down. So she ordered and ate her wise and cautious breakfast of fruit and cereal and toast and coffee, skimming over her morning paper as she ate. At 7:30 she was back in the lobby, newspaper in hand. The Bisons were already astir. She seated herself in a deep chair in a quiet corner, her eyes glancing up over the top of her paper toward the stairway. At eight o"clock Jock McChesney came down.
There was nothing of jauntiness about him. His eyelids were red. His face had the doughy look of one whose sleep has been brief and feverish. As he came toward his mother you noticed a stain on his coat, and a sunburst of wrinkles across one leg of his modish brown trousers.
"Good-morning, son!" said Emma McChesney. "Was it as bad as that?"
Jock McChesney"s long fingers curled into a fist.
"Say," he began, his tone venomous, "do you know what those--those-- those--"
"Say it!" commanded Emma McChesney. "I"m only your mother. If you keep that in your system your breakfast will curdle in your stomach."
Jock McChesney said it. I know no phrase better fitted to describe his tone than that old favorite of the erotic novelties. It was vibrant with pa.s.sion. It breathed bitterness. It sizzled with savagery. It-- Oh, alliteration is useless.
"Well," said Emma McChesney, encouragingly, "go on."
[Ill.u.s.tration: ""Well!" gulped Jock, "those two double-bedded, bloomin" blasted Bisons--""]
"Well!" gulped Jock McChesney, and glared; "those two double-bedded, bloomin", blasted Bisons came in at twelve, and the single one about fifteen minutes later. They didn"t surprise me. There was a herd of about ninety-three of "em in the hall, all saying good-night to each other, and planning where they"d meet in the morning, and the time, and place and probable weather conditions. For that matter, there were droves of "em pounding up and down the halls all night. I never saw such restless cattle. If you"ll tell me what makes more noise in the middle of the night than the metal disk of a hotel key banging and clanging up against a door, I"d like to know what it is. My three Bisons were all dolled up with fool ribbons and badges and striped paper canes. When they switched on the light I gave a crack imitation of a tired working man trying to get a little sleep. I breathed regularly and heavily, with an occasional moaning snore. But if those two hippopotamus Bisons had been alone on their native plains they couldn"t have cared less. They bellowed, and pawed the earth, and threw their shoes around, and yawned, and stretched and discussed their plans for the next day, and reviewed all their doings of that day. Then one of them said something about turning in, and I was so happy I forgot to snore. Just then another key clanged at the door, in walked a fat man in a brown suit and a brown derby, and stuff was off."
"That," said Emma McChesney, "would be Ed Meyers, of the Strauss Sans- silk Skirt Company."
"None other than our hero." Jock"s tone had an added acidity. "It took those four about two minutes to get acquainted. In three minutes they had told their real names, and it turned out that Meyers belonged to an organization that was a second cousin of the Bisons. In five minutes they had got together a deck and a pile of chips and were shirt-sleeving it around a game of pinochle. I would doze off to the slap of cards, and the click of chips, and wake up when the bell-boy came in with another round, which he did every six minutes. When I got up this morning I found that Fat Ed Meyers had been sitting on the chair over which I trustingly had draped my trousers. This sunburst of wrinkles is where he mostly sat. This spot on my coat is where a Bison drank his beer."
Emma McChesney folded her paper and rose, smiling. "It is sort of trying, I suppose, if you"re not used to it."
"Used to it!" shouted the outraged Jock. "Used to it! Do you mean to tell me there"s nothing unusual about--"
"Not a thing. Oh, of course you don"t strike a bunch of Bisons every day. But it happens a good many times. The world is full of Ancient Orders and they"re everlastingly getting together and drawing up resolutions and electing officers. Don"t you think you"d better go in to breakfast before the Bisons begin to forage? I"ve had mine."
The gloom which had overspread Jock McChesney"s face lifted a little.
The hungry boy in him was uppermost. "That"s so. I"m going to have some wheat cakes, and steak, and eggs, and coffee, and fruit, and toast, and rolls."
"Why slight the fish?" inquired his mother. Then, as he turned toward the dining-room, "I"ve two letters to get out. Then I"m going down the street to see a customer. I"ll be up at the Sulzberg-Stein department store at nine sharp. There"s no use trying to see old Sulzberg before ten, but I"ll be there, anyway, and so will Ed Meyers, or I"m no skirt salesman. I want you to meet me there. It will do you good to watch how the overripe orders just drop, ker-plunk, into my lap."
Maybe you know Sulzberg & Stein"s big store? No? That"s because you"ve always lived in the city. Old Sulzberg sends his buyers to the New York market twice a year, and they need two floor managers on the main floor now. The money those people spend for red and green decorations at Christmas time, and apple-blossoms and pink crepe paper shades in the spring, must be something awful. Young Stein goes to Chicago to have his clothes made, and old Sulzberg likes to keep the traveling men waiting in the little ante-room outside his private office.
Jock McChesney finished his huge breakfast, strolled over to Sulzberg & Stein"s, and inquired his way to the office only to find that his mother was not yet there. There were three men in the little waiting- room. One of them was Fat Ed Meyers. His huge bulk overflowed the spindle-legged chair on which he sat. His brown derby was in his hands. His eyes were on the closed door at the other side of the room.
So were the eyes of the other two travelers. Jock took a vacant seat next to Fat Ed Meyers so that he might, in his mind"s eye, pick out a particularly choice spot upon which his hard young fist might land--if only he had the chance. Breaking up a man"s sleep like that, the great big overgrown mutt!
"What"s your line?" said Ed Meyers, suddenly turning toward Jock.
Prompted by some imp--"Skirts," answered Jock. "Ladies" petticoats."
("As if men ever wore "em!" he giggled inwardly.)