They reached their destination just after sunset. The main camp of the round-up was comfortably located on the bank of a long water-hole, under a fine mott of timber. A number of small A tents pitched upon gra.s.sy spots and the big wall tent for provisions showed that the camp was intended to be occupied for a considerable length of time.
The round-up had ridden in but a few moments before, hungry and tired, to a supperless camp. The boys were engaged in an emulous display of anathemas supposed to fit the case of the absconding cook. While they were unsaddling and hobbling their ponies, the newcomer rode in and inquired for Pink Saunders. The boss ol the round-up came forth and was given the superintendent"s note.
Pink Saunders, though a boss during working hours, was a humorist in camp, where everybody, from cook to superintendent, is equal. After reading the note he waved his hand toward the camp and shouted, ceremoniously, at the top of his voice, "Gentlemen, allow me to present to you the Marquis and Miss Sally."
At the words both the new arrivals betray confusion. The newly employed cook started, with a surprised look on his face, but, immediately recollecting that "Miss Sally" is the generic name for the male cook in every west Texas cow camp, he recovered his composure with a grin at his own expense.
His companion showed little less discomposure, even turning angrily, with a bitten lip, and reaching for his saddle pommel, as if to remount his pony; but "Miss Sally" touched his arm and said, laughingly, "Come now. Marquis; that was quite a compliment from Saunders. It"s that distinguished air of yours and aristocratic nose that made him call you that."
He began to unsaddle, and the Marquis, restored to equanimity, followed his example. Rolling up his sleeves, Miss Sally sprang for the grub wagon, shouting: "I"m the new cook b"thunder! Some of you chaps rustle a little wood for a fire, and I"ll guarantee you a hot square meal inside of thirty minutes." Miss Sally"s energy and good-humor, as he ransacked the grub wagon for coffee, flour, and bacon, won the good opinion of the camp instantly.
And also, in days following, the Marquis, after becoming better acquainted, proved to be a cheerful, pleasant fellow, always a little reserved, and taking no part in the rough camp frolics; but the boys gradually came to respect this reserve--which fitted the t.i.tle Saunders had given him--and even to like him for it. Saunders had a.s.signed him to a place holding the herd during the cuttings. He proved to be a skilful rider and as good with the lariat or in the branding pen as most of them.
The Marquis and Miss Sally grew to be quite close comrades. After supper was over, and everything cleaned up, you would generally find them together, Miss Sally smoking his brier-root pipe, and the Marquis plaiting a quirt or sc.r.a.ping rawhide for a new pair of hobbles.
The superintendent did not forget his promise to keep an eye on the cook. Several times, when visiting the camp, he held long talks with him. He seemed to have taken a fancy to Miss Sally. One afternoon he rode up, on his way back to the ranch from a tour of the camps, and said to him:
"There"ll be a man here in the morning to take your place. As soon as he shows up you come to the ranch. I want you to take charge of the ranch accounts and correspondence. I want somebody that I can depend upon to keep things straight when I"m away. The wages"ll be all right. The Diamond-Cross"ll hold its end up with a man who"ll look after its interests."
"All right," said Miss Sally, as quietly as if he had expected the notice all along. "Any objections to my bringing my wife down to the ranch?"
"You married?" said the superintendent, frowning a little. "You didn"t mention it when we were talking."
"Because I"m not," said the cook. "But I"d like to be. Thought I"d wait till I got a job under roof. I couldn"t ask her to live in a cow camp."
"Right," agreed the superintendent. "A camp isn"t quite the place for a married man--but--well, there"s plenty of room at the house, and if you suit us as well as I think you will you can afford it. You write to her to come on."
"All right," said Miss Sally again, "I"ll ride in as soon as I am relieved to-morrow."
It was a rather chilly night, and after supper the cow-punchers were lounging about a big fire of dried mesquite chunks.
Their usual exchange of jokes and repartee had dwindled almost to silence, but silence in a cow camp generally betokens the brewing of mischief.
Miss Sally and the Marquis were seated upon a log, discussing the relative merits of the lengthened or shortened stirrup in long-distance riding. The Marquis arose presently and went to a tree near by to examine some strips of rawhide he was seasoning for making a lariat.
Just as he left a little puff of wind blew some sc.r.a.ps of tobacco from a cigarette that Dry-Creek Smithers was rolling, into Miss Sally"s eyes.
While the cook was rubbing at them, with tears flowing, "Phonograph"
Davis--so called on account of his strident voice--arose and began a speech.
"Fellers and citizens! I desire to perpound a interrogatory. What is the most grievous spectacle what the human mind can contemplate?"
A volley of answers responded to his question.
"A busted flush!"
"A Maverick when you ain"t got your branding iron!"
"Yourself!"
"The hole in the end of some other feller"s gun!"
"Shet up, you ignoramuses," said old Taller, the fat cow-puncher. "Phony knows what it is. He"s waitin" for to tell us."
"No, fellers and citizens," continued Phonograph. "Them spectacles you"ve e-numerated air sh.o.r.e grievious, and way up yonder close to the so-lution, but they ain"t it. The most grievious spectacle air that"--he pointed to Miss Sally, who was still rubbing his streaming eyes--"a trustin" and a in-veegled female a-weepin" tears on account of her heart bein" busted by a false deceiver. Air we men or air we catamounts to gaze upon the blightin" of our Miss Sally"s affections by a a-risto-crat, which has come among us with his superior beauty and his glitterin" t.i.tle to give the weeps to the lovely critter we air bound to pertect? Air we goin" to act like men, or air we goin" to keep on eaten"
soggy chuck from her cryin" so plentiful over the bread-pan?"
"It"s a gallopin" shame," said Dry-Creek, with a sniffle. "It ain"t human. I"ve noticed the varmint a-palaverin" round her frequent. And him a Marquis! Ain"t that a t.i.tle, Phony?"
"It"s somethin" like a king," the Brushy Creek Kid hastened to explain, "only lower in the deck. Guess it comes in between the Jack and the ten-spot."
"Don"t miscontruct me," went on Phonograph, "as undervaluatin" the a-ristocrats. Some of "em air proper people and can travel right along with the Watson boys. I"ve herded some with "em myself. I"ve viewed the elephant with the Mayor of Fort Worth, and I"ve listened to the owl with the gen"ral pa.s.senger agent of the Katy, and they can keep up with the percession from where you laid the chunk. But when a Marquis monkeys with the innocent affections of a cook-lady, may I inquire what the case seems to call for?"
"The leathers," shouted Dry-Creek Smithers.
"You hearn "er, Charity!" was the Kid"s form of corroboration.
"We"ve got your company," a.s.sented the cow-punchers, in chorus.
Before the Marquis realized their intention, two of them seized him by each arm and led him up to the log. Phonograph Davis, self-appointed to carry out the sentence, stood ready, with a pair of stout leather leggings in his hands.
It was the first time they had ever laid hands on the Marquis during their somewhat rude sports.
"What are you up to?" he asked, indignantly, with flashing eyes.
"Go easy, Marquis," whispered Rube Fellows, one of the boys that held him. "It"s all in fun. Take it good-natured and they"ll let you off light. They"re only goin" to stretch you over the log and tan you eight or ten times with the leggin"s. "Twon"t hurt much."
The Marquis, with an exclamation of anger, his white teeth gleaming, suddenly exhibited a surprising strength. He wrenched with his arms so violently that the four men were swayed and dragged many yards from the log. A cry of anger escaped him, and then Miss Sally, his eyes cleared of the tobacco, saw, and he immediately mixed with the struggling group.
But at that moment a loud "Hallo!" rang in their ears, and a buckboard drawn by a team of galloping mustangs spun into the campfire"s circle of light. Every man turned to look, and what they saw drove from their minds all thoughts of carrying out Phonograph Davis"s rather time-worn contribution to the evening"s amus.e.m.e.nt. Bigger game than the Marquis was at hand, and his captors released him and stood staring at the approaching victim.
The buckboard and team belonged to Sam Holly, a cattleman from the Big Muddy. Sam was driving, and with him was a stout, smooth-faced man, wearing a frock coat and a high silk hat. That was the county judge, Mr.
Dave Hackett, candidate for reelection. Sam was escorting him about the county, among the camps, to shake up the sovereign voters.
The men got out, hitched the team to a mesquite, and walked toward the fire.
Instantly every man in camp, except the Marquis, Miss Sally, and Pink Saunders, who had to play host, uttered a frightful yell of a.s.sumed terror and fled on all sides into the darkness.
"Heavens alive!" exclaimed Hackett, "are we as ugly as that? How do you do, Mr. Saunders? Glad to see you again. What are you doing to my hat, Holly?"
"I was afraid of this hat," said Sam Holly, meditatively. He had taken the hat from Hackett"s head and was holding it in his hand, looking dubiously around at the shadows beyond the firelight where now absolute stillness reigned. "What do you think, Saunders?"
Pink grinned.
"Better elevate it some," he said, in the tone of one giving disinterested advice. "The light ain"t none too good. I wouldn"t want it on my head."
Holly stepped upon the hub of a hind wheel of the grub wagon and hung the hat upon a limb of a live-oak. Scarcely had his foot touched the ground when the crash of a dozen six-shooters split the air, and the hat fell to the ground riddled with bullets.
A hissing noise was heard as if from a score of rattlesnakes, and now the cow-punchers emerged on all sides from the darkness, stepping high, with ludicrously exaggerated caution, and "hist"-ing to one another to observe the utmost prudence in approaching. They formed a solemn, wide circle about the hat, gazing at it in manifest alarm, and seized every few moments by little stampedes of panicky flight.