"It"s the varmint," said one in awed tones, "that flits up and down in the low grounds at night, saying, "Willie-wallo!""
"It"s the venomous Kypootum," proclaimed another. "It stings after it"s dead, and hollers after it"s buried."
"It"s the chief of the hairy tribe," said Phonograph Davis. "But it"s stone dead, now, boys."
"Don"t you believe it," demurred Dry-Creek. "It"s only "possumin"." It"s the dreaded Highgollac.u.m fantod from the forest. There"s only one way to destroy its life."
He led forward Old Taller, the 240-pound cow-puncher. Old Taller placed the hat upright on the ground and solemnly sat upon it, crushing it as flat as a pancake.
Hackett had viewed these proceedings with wide-open eyes. Sam Holly saw that his anger was rising and said to him:
"Here"s where you win or lose, Judge. There are sixty votes on the Diamond Cross. The boys are trying your mettle. Take it as a joke, and I don"t think you"ll regret it." And Hackett saw the point and rose to the occasion.
Advancing to where the slayers of the wild beast were standing above its remains and declaring it to be at last defunct, he said, with deep earnestness:
"Boys, I must thank you for this gallant rescue. While driving through the arroyo that cruel monster that you have so fearlessly and repeatedly slaughtered sprang upon us from the tree tops. To you I shall consider that I owe my life, and also, I hope, reelection to the office for which I am again a candidate. Allow me to hand you my card."
The cow-punchers, always so sober-faced while engaged in their monkey-shines, relaxed into a grin of approval.
But Phonograph Davis, his appet.i.te for fun not yet appeased, had something more up his sleeve.
"Pardner," he said, addressing Hackett with grave severity, "many a camp would be down on you for turnin" loose a pernicious varmint like that in it; but, bein" as we all escaped without loss of life, we"ll overlook it. You can play square with us if you"ll do it."
"How"s that?" asked Hackett suspiciously.
"You"re authorized to perform the sacred rights and lefts of mattermony, air you not?"
"Well, yes," replied Hackett. "A marriage ceremony conducted by me would be legal."
"A wrong air to be righted in this here camp," said Phonography, virtuously. "A a-ristocrat have slighted a "umble but beautchoos female wat"s pinin" for his affections. It"s the jooty of the camp to drag forth the haughty descendant of a hundred--or maybe a hundred and twenty-five--earls, even so at the p"int of a lariat, and jine him to the weepin" lady. Fellows! roundup Miss Sally and the Marquis; there"s goin" to be a weddin"."
This whim of Phonograph"s was received with whoops of appreciation. The cow-punchers started to apprehend the princ.i.p.als of the proposed ceremony.
"Kindly prompt me," said Hackett, wiping his forehead, though the night was cool, "how far this thing is to be carried. And might I expect any further portions of my raiment to be mistaken for wild animals and killed?"
"The boys are livelier than usual to-night," said Saunders. "The ones they are talking about marrying are two of the boys--a herd rider and the cook. It"s another joke. You and Sam will have to sleep here to-night anyway; p"rhaps you"d better see "em through with it. Maybe they"ll quiet down after that."
The matchmakers found Miss Sally seated on the tongue of the grub wagon, calmly smoking his pipe. The Marquis was leaning idly against one of the trees under which the supply tent was pitched.
Into this tent they were both hustled, and Phonograph, as master of ceremonies, gave orders for the preparations.
"You, Dry-Creek and Jimmy, and Ben and Taller--hump yourselves to the wildwood and rustle flowers for the blow-out--mesquite"ll do--and get that Spanish dagger blossom at the corner of the horse corral for the bride to pack. You, Limpy, get out that red and yaller blanket of your"n for Miss Sally"s skyirt. Marquis, you"ll do "thout fixin"; n.o.body don"t ever look at the groom."
During their absurd preparation, the two princ.i.p.als were left alone for a few moments in the tent. The Marquis suddenly showed wild perturbation.
"This foolishness must not go on," he said, turning to Miss Sally a face white in the light of the lantern, hanging to the ridge-pole.
"Why not?" said the cook, with an amused smile. "It"s fun for the boys; and they"ve always let you off pretty light in their frolics. I don"t mind it."
"But you don"t understand," persisted the Marquis, pleadingly. "That man is county judge, and his acts are binding. I can"t--oh, you don"t know--"
The cook stepped forward and took the Marquis"s hands.
"Sally Bascom," he said, "I KNOW!"
"You know!" faltered the Marquis, trembling. "And you--want to--"
"More than I ever wanted anything. Will you--here come the boys!"
The cow-punchers crowded in, laden with armfuls of decorations.
"Perfifious coyote!" said Phonograph, sternly, addressing the Marquis.
"Air you willing to patch up the damage you"ve did this ere slab-sided but trustin" bunch o" calico by single-footin" easy to the altar, or will we have to rope ye, and drag you thar?"
The Marquis pushed back his hat, and leaned jauntily against some high-piled sacks of beans. His cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were shining.
"Go on with the rat killin"," said he.
A little while after a procession approached the tree under which Hackett, Holly, and Saunders were sitting smoking.
Limpy Walker was in the lead, extracting a doleful tune from his concertina. Next came the bride and groom. The cook wore the gorgeous Navajo blanket tied around his waist and carried in one band the waxen-white Spanish dagger blossom as large as a peck-measure and weighing fifteen pounds. His hat was ornamented with mesquite branches and yellow ratama blooms. A resurrected mosquito bar served as a veil.
After them stumbled Phonograph Davis, in the character of the bride"s father, weeping into a saddle blanket with sobs that could be heard a mile away. The cow-punchers followed by twos, loudly commenting upon the bride"s appearance, in a supposed imitation of the audiences at fashionable weddings.
Hackett rose as the procession halted before him, and after a little lecture upon matrimony, asked:
"What are your names?"
"Sally and Charles," answered the cook.
"Join hands, Charles and Sally."
Perhaps there never was a stranger wedding. For, wedding it was, though only two of those present knew it. When the ceremony was over, the cow-punchers gave one yell of congratulation and immediately abandoned their foolery for the night. Blankets were unrolled and sleep became the paramount question.
The cook (divested of his decorations) and the Marquis lingered for a moment in the shadow of the grub wagon. The Marquis leaned her head against his shoulder.
"I didn"t know what else to do," she was saying. "Father was gone, and we kids had to rustle. I had helped him so much with the cattle that I thought I"d turn cowboy. There wasn"t anything else I could make a living at. I wasn"t much stuck on it though, after I got here, and I"d have left only--"
"Only what?"
"You know. Tell me something. When did you first--what made you--"
"Oh, it was as soon as we struck the camp, when Saunders bawled out "The Marquis and Miss Sally!" I saw how rattled you got at the name, and I had my sus--"
"Cheeky!" whispered the Marquis. "And why should you think that I thought he was calling me "Miss Sally"?"
"Because," answered the cook, calmly, "I was the Marquis. My father was the Marquis of Borodale. But you"ll excuse that, won"t you, Sally? It really isn"t my fault, you know."