But the world moves. Susan"s memory is beloved and revered, and the contemptious ridicule of the onthinkin" and ignorant only nourished the laurels the world lays on her tomb.
At that time accordin" to popular opinion a suffragist wuz a slatternly woman with uncombed locks, dangling shoe strings, and bloomers, stridin"
through an unswept house onmindful of dirty children or hungry husband, but the world moves onward and public opinion with it. Suffragists are the best mothers, the best housekeepers, the best dressers of any wimmen in the land. Search the records and you"ll find it so, and why?
Because they know sunthin", it takes common sense to make a gooseberry pie as it ort to be. And the more a woman knows and the more justice she demands, the better for her husband. The same sperit that rebels at tyranny and injustice rebels at dirt, disorder, discomfort, and all unpleasant conditions.
I looked ahead with my mind"s eye and see them pretty college girls settled down in pleasant homes of their own, where sanitary laws prevailed, where the babies wuzn"t fed pickles and cabbage, and kep" in air-tight enclosures. Where the husbands did not have to go outside their own homes to find cheer and comfort, and intelligent conversation, and where Love and Common Sense walked hand in hand toward Happiness and Contentment, Justice, with her blinders offen her eyes, goin" ahead on "em. I never liked the idee of Justice wearin" them bandages over her eyes. She ort to have both eyes open; if anybody ever needed good eyesight she duz, to choose the straight and narrer road, lookin" backward to see the mistakes she has made in the past, so"s to shun "em in the future, and lookin" all round her in the present to see where she can help matters, and lookin" fur off in the future to the bright dawn of a Tomorrow. To the shinin" mount of Equal Rights and full Liberty. Where she sees men and wimmen standin" side by side with no halters or hamperin" hitchin" straps on either on "em. He more gentle and considerate, and she less cowardly and emotional.
Good land! what could Justice do blind in one eye and wimmen on the blind side? But good sensible wimmen are reachin" up and pullin" the bandages offen her eyes. She"s in a fair way to git her eyesight. But I"m eppisodin", and to resoom forward.
VIII
"OLD MOM NATER LISTENIN""
There wuz some pleasant talkin" and jokin" between bystanders and suffragettes, and then some good natured but keen and sensible speeches.
And one pretty speaker told about the doin"s at Albany and Washington. How women"s respectful pleas for justice are treated there. How the law-makers, born and nussed by wimmen and dependent on "em for comfort and happiness, use the wimmen"s tax money to help make laws makin" her of no legal importance only as helpless figgers to hang taxation and punishment on.
Old Mom Nater had been listenin" clost, her sky-blue eyes shinin" with joy to see her own sect present such a n.o.ble appearance in the parade. But when these insults and indignities wuz brung up to her mind agin and she realized afresh how wimmen couldn"t git no more rights accorded to her than a dog or a hen, and worse. For a hen or a dog wouldn"t be taxed to raise money for turkle soup and shampain to nourish the law-makers whilst they made the laws agin "em--Mom Nater"s eyes clouded over with indignation and resentment, and she boo-hooed right out a-cryin". Helpless tears, of no more account than other females have shed, and will, as they set on their hard benches with idiots, lunaticks, and criminals.
Of course she wiped up her tears pretty soon, not willin" to lose any of the wimmen"s bright speeches. But when her tear-drops fell fast, Josiah sez to me, "You"ll see them wimmen run like hikers now, wimmen always thought more of shiffon and fol-de-rols than they did of principle."
But I sez, "Wait and see," (we wuz under a awnin" and protected).
But the young and pretty speaker who wore a light silk dress and exquisite bunnet, kep" right on talkin" jest as calmly as if she didn"t know her pretty dress wuz bein" spilte and her bunnet gittin" wet as sop, and I sez to Josiah:
"When wimmen are so in earnest, and want anything so much they can stand soakin" in their best dresses, and let their Sunday bunnets be spilte on their heads, not noticin" "em seemin"ly, but keep right on pleadin" for right and justice, they are in a fair way of gittin" what they are after."
He looked kinder meachin" but didn"t dispute me.
The speeches wuz beautiful and convincin", and pretty soon old Mom Nater stopped cryin" to hear "em, and she and I both listened full of joy and happiness to see with what eloquence and justice our sect wuz pleadin" our cause. Their arguments wuz so reasonable and convincin" that I said to myself, I don"t see how anybody can help bein" converted to this righteous cause, the liftin" up of wimmen from her uncomfortable crouchin" poster with criminals and idiots, up to the place she should occupy by the side of other good citizens of the United States, with all the legal and moral rights that go with that n.o.ble t.i.tle.
And right whilst I wuz thinkin" this, sunthin" wuz happenin" that proved I wuz right in my eppisodin", and somebody awful sot agin it wuz bein"
converted then and there (but of this more anon and bom-bye). We stayed till we heard the last word of the last speech, I happy and proud in sperit, Lorinda partly converted, she couldn"t help it, though she wouldn"t own up to it at that juncter. And Josiah lookin" real deprested, the thought of representin" me wuz worryin" him I knew, for I hearn him say (soty vosy), "Represent wimmen or not, I hain"t goin" to set up all night with no old woman, and lift her round, nor dry nuss no twins."
And thinkin" his sperit wuz pierced to a sufficient depth by his apprehension, so reason could be planted and take root, and he wouldn"t be so anxious in the future to represent a woman, I told him what Diantha said and we all went home in good sperits. The sun shone clear, the rain had washed the face of the Earth till it shone, and everything looked gay and joyous.
When we got to Lorinda"s we see a auto standin" in front of the door full of flowery branches in front and the pink posies lookin" no more bright and rosy than the faces of the two young folks settin" there. It wuz Polly and Royal.
It seemed that when he and Maud got back from the country (and they didn"t stay long, Royal wuz so restless and oneasy) Maud insisted on his takin"
her to the suffrage meetin" jest to make fun on"t, so I spoze. She thought she had rubbed out Polly"s image and made a impression herself on Royal"s heart that only needed stompin" in a little deeper, and she thought ridicule would be the stomper she needed.
But when they got to the meetin" and he see Polly settin" like a lily amongst flowers, and read in her lovely face the earnest desire to lift the burden from the heavy laden, comfort the sorrowful, right the wrong, and do what she could in her day and generation--
I spoze his eyes could only see her sweet face. But he couldn"t help his ears from hearin" the reasonable, eloquent words of earnest and womanly wimmen, so full of good sense and truth and justice that no reasonable person could dispute "em, and when he contrasted all this with the sneerin"
face, the sarcastic egotistic prattle of Maud, the veil dropped from his eyes, and he see with the New Vision.
You know how it wuz with Saul the Scoffer who went breathin" out vengeance, and Eternal Right stopped him on his way with its great light. Well, I spoze it wuz a bright ray from that same light that shone down into Royal"s heart and made him see. He wuz always good hearted and generous--men have always been better than the laws they have made. He left Maud at her home not fur away and hastened back, way-laid Polly, and bore her home in triumph and a thirty-horse-power car.
It don"t make much difference I spoze how or where anybody is converted.
The Bible speaks of some bein" ketched out of the fire, and I spoze it is about the same if they are ketched out of the rain. "Tennyrate the same rain that washed some of the color off Maud"s cheeks, seemed to wash away the blindin" mist of prejudice and antagonism from Royal"s mental vision, leavin" his sperit ready for the great white light of truth and justice to strike in. And that very day and hour he come round to Polly"s way of thinkin", and bein" smart as a whip and so rich, I suppose he will be a great accusation to the cause.
Well, the next day but one the Allens met in a pleasant grove on the river sh.o.r.e and we had a good growin" time. Royal bein" as you may say one of the family, took us all to the grove in his big tourin" car, and the fourth trip he took Polly alone, and wuzn"t it queer that, though the load wuz fur lighter, it took him three times as long as the other three trips together?
Why, they never got there till dinner wuz on the table, and then they didn"t seem to care a mite about the extra good food.
But I made allowances, for as I looked into their glowin" faces I knowed they wuz partakin" of fruit from the full branches of first love, true love. Rich fruit that gives the divinest satisfaction of any this old earth affords. Food that never changes through the centuries, though fashion often changes, and riotous plenty or food famine may exalt or depress the sperit of the householder. Nothin" but time has any power over this divine fruitage. He gradually, as the light of the honeymoon wanes, whets his old scythe and mows down some of the luxuriant branches, either cuttin" a full swath, or one at a time, and the blessed consumers have to come down to the ordinary food of mortals. But this wuz still fur away from them.
And I knowed too that the ordinary food of ordinary mortals partook of under the full harvest moon of domestic comfort and contentment wuz not to be despised, though fur different. And the light fur different from the glow and the glamour that wropped them two together and all the rest of the world away from "em.
But I"m eppisodin" too much, and to resoom forward.
As I said, we had a happy growin" time at the Reunion, Josiah bein" in fine feather to see the relation on his side presentin" such a n.o.ble appearance.
And like a good wife I sympathized with him in his pride and happiness, though I told him they didn"t present any better appearance than the same number of Smiths would. And their cookin", though excellent, wuz no better than the Smiths could cook if they sot out to.
He bein" so good natered didn"t dispute me outright, but said he thought the Allens made better nut-cakes than the Smiths.
But they don"t, no such thing. In fact I think the Smith nut-cakes are lighter and have a more artistic twist to "em and don"t devour so much fat a-fryin".
But I"d hate to set Josiah down to any better vittles. I d"no as I would dast let him loose at the table at a Smith reunion, for he eat fur too much as it wuz. I had to give him five pepsin lozengers and some pepper tea. And then I looked out all night for night mairs to ride on his chist. But he come through it alive though with considerable pain.
We stayed two or three days longer with Lorinda, and then she and Hiram went part way with us as we visited our way home. We"ve got relations livin" all along the river that we owed visits to. And we went to see a number of "em and enjoyed our four selves first rate. These things all took place more than a year ago and another man sets in the high chair, before which I laid Serepta"s errents, a man not so hefty mebby weighed by common steelyards, but one of n.o.ble weight judged by mental and moral scales.
I d"no whether I"d had any better luck if I"d presented Serepta"s errents to him. Sometimes when I look in the kind eyes of his picter, and read his n.o.ble and eloquent words that I believe come from his very soul, I think mebby I"d been more lucky if he"d sot in the chair that day. But then I d"no, there are so many influences and hendrances planted like thorns in the cushion of that chair that a man, no matter how earnest he strives to do jest right, can"t help bein" p.r.i.c.ked by "em and held back. And I know he could never done them errents in the time she sot, but I"m in hopes he"ll throw his powerful influence jest as fur as he can on the side of right, and justice to all the citizens of the U.S., wimmen as well as men.
"Tennyrate, he has showed more heroism now than many soldiers who risk life on the battle field. For the worst foe to fight and conquer is Ridicule; and he and others in high places have attackted Fashion so entrenched in the solid armour of Habit that most public men wouldn"t have dasted to take arms agin it.
And the long waves of Time must swash up agin the sh.o.r.es of Eternity, before the good it has done can be estimated. How fur the influence has extended. How many weak wills been strengthened. How many broken hearts healed. How many young lives inspired to n.o.bler and saner living.
But to resoom forward, I can"t nor won"t carry them errents of Serepta"s there again. It is too wearin" for one of my age and my rheumatiz. What a tedious time I did put in there. It wuz a day long to be remembered by me.
IX
THE WOMEN"S PARADE
Josiah come home from Jonesville one day, all wrought up. He"d took off a big crate of eggs and got returns from several crates he"d sent to New York, an" he sez to me:
"That consarned Middleman is cheatin" me the worst kind. I know the yaller Plymouth Rock eggs ort to bring mor"n the white Leghorns; they"re bigger and it stands to reason they"re worth more, and he don"t give nigh so much.
I believe he eats "em himself and that"s why he wants to git "em cheaper."
"No Middleman," sez I, "could eat fifty dozen a week."