"No, don"t ask him," said Mr. c.o.o.n, thinking of Mr. Possum"s new tin spoons and remembering that the Crow family were very like his own in the matter of liking bright and glittering things. "He will never know we have a party. He goes to bed at sunset, you know."
So it was decided that old James Crow was not to be invited and that only the bachelors of the wood were to be asked.
A few nights after this the moon shone brightly and over to Mr.
Possum"s house they all went.
Now it happened that they began to sing, when they all sat down to the table, that they all were jolly good fellows and something about being single was a life of bliss, and another about poor married man, and they made so much noise that they awoke old James Crow, who was sound asleep in his bed.
"What is that noise?" he said, jumping up and listening; but when he heard it again old Mr. Crow got out of bed and put his head out of the window.
"Oh, we are jolly bachelor boys," came from Mr. Possum"s house and floated right up to Mr. Crow"s window.
"Something is going on that I do not know about," said old Mr. Crow, pulling in his head and taking off his night cap. "I must find out what it is. I should say that the noise came from Mr. Possum"s house.
I"ll go right down there and see."
And he did, arriving just as the supper was being put on the table; and while Mr. Crow did not go to the door, he had no trouble at all in looking in through the shutters, for old Mr. Crow was very clever in the art of spying.
There was a big fat turkey, but Mr. Crow did not care about that--that is, he was not crazy about turkey. He could eat it if there was nothing better, but when the big dish of green corn was brought in Mr.
Crow began to think he had been slighted and that he should have been asked to the party.
Jack Rabbit stood up in his chair so he would be tall enough to be seen and held up a crisp radish. "Here is to our hosts, Mr. c.o.o.n and Mr.
Possum," he said, taking a bite of the radish.
"So," thought old Mr. Crow, "Mr. Possum is giving this supper and he is a neighbor."
Then somebody began to sing, "We are the bachelors of the wood; we wouldn"t be married if we could."
And then Mr. Crow was good and mad. "Giving a bachelor party, are they," he thought, "and they left me out. I am a bachelor just as much as any of those fellows. I"ll pay them back for slighting me if it takes me a hundred years."
Just then the ice cream was brought in and Mr. Crow espied the new tin spoons and his eyes shone with longing to have one or two or three or as many as he could get, but how could he get them? If only he could scare them and make them all run he would get them easy enough.
Then an idea came to Mr. Crow and he flew away. "I"ll have those spoons before I sleep again to-night, and get my revenge, too, or my name is not James Crow," he said, and out of the woods he went.
Mr. Crow flew straight for Mr. Man"s farm, and you know crows can fly very straight, it is said.
When he arrived it was all still; not a sound could he hear but Mr. Dog breathing very hard, but it was Mr. Dog that Mr. Crow wanted, so it was easy to find him by following the noise.
Mr. Crow tapped on the side of Mr. Dog"s house, for his door was open and out bounded Mr. Dog with a growl.
"Hush! don"t make a noise," said Mr. Crow. "Are you free to run over to the woods? Yes, I see you are," he said, looking at Mr. Dog"s collar and seeing there was no chain fastened to it.
"Do you want some fun?" he asked Mr. Dog.
Mr. Dog began to jump about and wag his tail. He was always ready for fun, he told Mr. Crow. "But where is it at this time of night?" he asked.
"You come with me," said Mr. Crow, "and if I do not show you more sport in a minute than you ever had in an hour hunting with Mr. Man, I"ll eat all the spoons."
"What spoons?" asked Mr. Dog, standing still and dropping his tail. "I don"t want to run after spoons."
"Oh, I did not mean spoons at all," said Mr. Crow. "I should have said I would eat my hat, but I promise you there will be fun and plenty of it. Mr. c.o.o.n and Mr. Possum are giving a supper in the woods, and their guests are Mr. Squir"--
"Tell me no more; I do not care about the guests. Hurry! Hurry!
Where are they?" said Mr. Dog, dancing about so fast that Mr. Crow could not turn quick enough to keep up with him.
"Come along and I will show you," he said, and off he flew, keeping close to the ground so Mr. Dog could follow him.
The supper was still going on when they arrived; Mr. Crow flew to a tree close by, for he knew Mr. Dog could manage alone now that he had shown him the place.
Mr. Dog did not stop to knock; he bounded in through the window, taking off a shutter as he went.
Out of the back door, out of the front door, and out of the windows went the guests and their hosts, and after them, barking, went Mr. Dog.
"They are jolly fellows, all right, now," croaked Mr. Crow, as he watched them out of sight, "and now my party begins."
Mr. Crow went in and took all the spoons from the deserted supper table and carried them off to his house. He hid them under the bed and then he got in and went to sleep.
He did not even bother to go over to see Mr. Dog the next day, so little did he care how the chase came out. He knew Mr. Dog did not catch Mr. Possum or Mr. c.o.o.n, because he saw them both the next day; but that was all he knew and all he cared, for those were the two he had in his plan for revenge.
The next day when Mr. c.o.o.n was out--and Mr. Crow made sure he was not only away from home but out of the woods--Mr. Crow took all the spoons but one under his wing and went over to Mr. c.o.o.n"s house and got in the cellar window.
He went upstairs and put those spoons between Mr. c.o.o.n"s feather beds.
Mr. c.o.o.n had two fat feather beds, always having plenty of feathers on hand as he did.
Then Mr. Crow went over to Mr. Possum"s house and found him sitting in the doorway, looking very sad.
"What is the matter with you, Friend Possum?" asked Mr. Crow in the most friendly tone he could master. "Don"t you feel well?"
"I have lost all my new tin spoons," said Mr. Possum. "Some one stole them, I am afraid." He did not want Mr. Crow to know about the party, so he did not tell him any more.
"That is too bad," said Mr. Crow. "Were they anything like those Mr.
c.o.o.n has? I saw him cleaning some very handsome ones this morning as I pa.s.sed his window."
"I did not know he had any spoons," said Mr. Possum. "He has never told me he had any tin spoons. Are you sure you saw them?"
"Just as sure as I am that I see you now, Mr. Possum," said Mr. Crow.
"But, of course, they would not have anything to do with your spoons.
I was wondering if his were like yours. If they are I could take a look at them, and then if in my travels I saw any like them I would know they were yours and bring them back to you. I am very clever at finding things that are lost."
Mr. Possum did not seem inclined to say anything, and Mr. Crow went on: "Why don"t you come along with me to Mr. c.o.o.n"s house and get him to show us his spoons. I am anxious to help you if I can. I know how I should feel if I lost some handsome tin spoons."
This seemed to make Mr. Possum interested, so he walked along with Mr.
Crow, who was so anxious to get to Mr. c.o.o.n"s he could hardly keep from flying. Mr. c.o.o.n had just returned when they arrived and was unlocking his door.
"I lost all my new tin spoons last night," said Mr. Possum. "Mr. Crow said he saw you cleaning some, and if they were like mine he would like to take a look at them and then he might find mine; but I did not know you had any spoons."
Mr. Crow held his head very high and looked sideways while Mr. Possum was talking, but out of the corner of one eye he could see Mr. c.o.o.n, and he saw him turn around and look at him very angrily.
"Mr. Crow said I had some tin spoons?" he said. "He has sharper eyes than I thought and I always knew he had sharp eyes, particularly for bright things, but how he could see spoons in my house is more than I can explain, for I have no spoons."