VOLUME 2
Chapter 7: Personal Notes From the Yagami Sisters
We had a huge feast tonight.
My younger sister (the antisocial one) usually did all our house ch.o.r.es by herself, and when something made her happy, she wouldn’t show it on her face at all but would make us a splendid meal (in case you’re curious, when she was in a bad mood, she would just give us C*lorieMate. At least make us something from scratch, dammit).
Kagami was happy because today… I had brought a bunny back home.
She was so noisy, with all her ‘I want that as a pet, I want that as a pet’ whining. Well, it’s not like it’s a bad thing to be nice to her once in a while, and because Kagami wasn’t expecting a present she was just so overcome with emotion that she even made us a mousse for dessert.
I’m so full…
Even now, Kagami’s in the living room, rolling around and playing with the bunny. I could hear her calling out to it in a coaxing voice I’ve never heard coming out of her mouth. “h.e.l.lo, meat-chan (1)~~ my name is Kagami-oneechan~~ ufufufu,” she’s saying.
By the way, our family’s new bunny was named “Meat-chan.”
Honestly, I’m not sure that’s a great name for a pet, and it makes me think we want to eat him or something. Well, I guess we’re just trying to respect its original name (although, it’s not completely clear to me whether “sarcoma” was really it’s original name. But it’s not like we could name the bunny “Sasami,” right?).
I was thinking that maybe I’d use an alteration to transform it into a human and give it a place among the humans… but it had lured out the people from the Tsukuyomi Shrine, had done bad things with them and then harmed the real Sasami, so a bit of punishment was probably okay here.
Speaking of Sasami-san, even though she’d lost so much blood her injuries weren’t too bad. After I turned the sarcoma into a bunny I just stuck the extra meat on Sasami, did a little alteration and… well, I saved her.
By the way, I also stealthily transferred the power of the Supreme G.o.d back into her body too.
It’s not like I’ll ever go back to that d.a.m.n annoying job of being the Supreme G.o.d, so until Tama matures enough to be the next Supreme G.o.d, I’ll be relying on Sasami a bit longer. Even though I feel a bit sorry for the girl.
We’ll just do it like we’ve been doing it so far, and we’ll clean up any problems that come up because Sasami has that power. I’m a bit curious about that “woman” the Tsukuyomi Shrine people were talking about, but whatever will come will come. They won’t be a match for us anyways.
After I gave up my powers and became just an empty sh.e.l.l that used to be the Supreme G.o.d, I didn’t have too much of a reason or right to stay on this world… but this way I’ve been given a bit of a new purpose and I’ve found a place in this land where I belong.
There’s plenty of headaches too, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy myself day to day like this.
If I could be allowed to act like a human and pray to the infinite G.o.ds up there…
Then please, G.o.ds above, if you can grant my wishes… just let me be here a while longer…
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Ah, by the way, my other little sister (the hyper one) ended up coming back home in the middle of the night. She put some sparkly silver-colored gift in her desk, and even though Kagami and I were pretty worried, she just looked at us and went “Ah, don’t worry, everything is fine now~~!” Ugh, talking all c.o.c.ky like that…
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Sasami-san and Tama would both grow up.
They would become adults and mature right alongside this world.
And seeing that would bring me joy.
TRANSLATOR’S NOTES
(1) The bunny’s name is niku-chan. Niku is meat.