The ‘Survival in the Wild" program group has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable directors, the most professional captions and the most imaginative whimsical design.
When the program first started, it was so poor that it could only rent a forest. Now, they could even rent an island. You can imagine how much money they made.
However, as one season after another began to air, they discovered one thing.
The more miserable the invited guests were, the higher their ratings were. What a comforting discovery this was.
From the very beginning, the program team carried out the guiding principle of making money as the goal, showing style, showing elegant demeanor, and making efforts to torture the guests.
As a result, ‘Survival in the Wild" churned out one miserable guest after another. Their wallets also got bigger and bigger.
When Wei Mingyan came to their program, the program group was excited.
Think about it, Wei Mingyan; who is personable, handsome and aggressive on screen and charms thousands of young girls, who cried and howled for him; cried and wailed for his own mother and father. This was totally an eye-catching thing! They could take this program to the next level!!
The exciting moment is coming. The program team is waiting to watch the Movie Emperor get abused. Ha ha ha ha! There was no fire on the first day, and they had to shake the tree like crazy or face starvation!
But then, under the eyes of this group of people, Wei Mingyan started a small fire with a bow drill.
No!! Why does he know this skill?!
Didn"t he do his homework before he came here? Didn"t he know that their program team would distribute tasks to win various resources, including kindling, the very next day!
Then they saw that Wei Mingyan set up a tent, Wei Mingyan fished, Wei Mingyan roasted fish, and even took out a toothbrush, toothpaste and cup from his bag and handed them to Song Qi.
Isn"t this a wild program that always leaves people in a mess? What"s the point of living so exquisitely!
Unfortunately, there were no rules about toiletries in their program, so the program group had to admit it, but quietly made the tasks a lot more difficult.
The flag task, which was supposed to appear at a later stage, appeared the next day.
Shake in your boots!
To get the flag, we are sure you would do anything!
Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
On the way to the middle of the forest, the program group prepared surprises for them carefully.
Fake mushrooms that sprays foam, glue that sticks to trees; smeared by the staff, and small bat cameras that fly together to form a huge net that looks exactly like the real thing.
With so much preparation, are you still afraid of not being a hit?
People were waiting in front of their screens, watching the man take a long look at the big mushroom. Before he and Song Qi came over, Stormy had already run past with his tongue sticking out. After turning around the mushroom for several times, he bit on the root.
Is it edible?
Fake!
“I think it was prepared by the program group.” Song Qi found a stick and poked the mushroom head. As expected, a pile of foam was sprayed out. The two stood far away without touching it.
She clapped her hands and said confidently, “There must be more ahead. Let"s take a detour."
The handsome man beside Song Qi also nodded, “let"s take another road.”
No!
Why did you take a detour so easily?
Shouldn"t you have an argument about it?
If they take a detour like this, what should the production group do with the traps arranged in front of them!
Just when the program group broke down, the Song G.o.ds appeared in the woods with colorful cream on their faces; less than five minutes after Wei Mingyan and his team left.
Behind him, carrying a super large spider in her hand, Yue Yue looked around, “older brother, we seem to be going in the wrong direction.”
“Is it wrong?” Wudge looked at the surroundings confusedly and suggested, “let"s mark the surroundings and mark all the way back.”
“Good idea!” The Song G.o.d wiped the colored cream from his face, looked around, and his eyes brightened after seeing the super big mushroom.
What a landmark plant this is, it is readily here!
[Song G.o.d! What do you want to do!? Why are you walking towards the foaming mushroom?!]
[Seeking death! Don"t tell us you"re going to touch the mushroom!?]
Just as the Song G.o.d"s hand was about to touch this lovely big mushroom, Yue Yue grabbed the fake spider in her hand and suddenly asked, “older brother, would this mushroom be the same as the props used by the program group to trick us? You better not touch it.”
As expected, the Song G.o.d carefully stopped his hand in midair and looked at this huge mushroom doubtfully. His brain was thinking intensely.
After thinking for a few seconds, he came to the conclusion. “No, even if the program group wanted to trick us, it would look lifelike. Where can such a big mushroom be made? So, this mushroom is definitely real."
The audience were shocked by the flawed logic from the Song G.o.d.
Then, they watched the Song G.o.d extend his hand and touch the mushroom with ease.
Bang!!
A huge mushroom cloud exploded in the Song G.o.d"s face, which was full of colorful foam.
He tried to open his eyes. Others could only see a pair of round beads struggling to blink on the foam-covered face.
Yue Yue hugs the spider in her hand and directly looks at him.
[… I have nothing else to say. R.I.P]
[ That"s what ‘asking for it" means! Such a textbook example. Children should take notes!]
[Ha ha ha ha ha, I"m sorry, although you are miserable, I really want to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha]
Even the program group that was wondering why the Movie"s Emperor team didn"t fall for the trap; was silent.
“It"s just an accident…” Despite having a face full of cream, the Song G.o.d still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor. He gently removed his hand from the mushroom and held the side of a tree. His voice was calm.
“Well, let"s go.”
Little Yue Yue and Wudge nodded stupidly and went on. After two steps, they found that the Song G.o.d didn"t move. They turned to look at him doubtfully.
“Brother, let"s go.”
The Song G.o.d, who was covered with colored cream and white foam on his head, was desperately clinging to his hand on the tree, but it wouldn"t budge.
“It"s glue!”
The two people were immediately shocked and rushed forward to help. They worked hard for a while, but they couldn"t get it off. The three looked exhausted. Oh, but the Song G.o.d"s face was full of foam so his expression was unclear.