DINAH (indignantly). What"s it got to do with Olivia, anyhow? It"s not _her_ fault.
LADY MARDEN (sarcastically). Oh no, I daresay it"s mine.
OLIVIA (to GEORGE). YOU wanted to ask Aunt Julia what was the right thing to do.
BRIAN (bursting out). Good Heavens, what _is_ there to do except the one and only thing? (They all look at him and he becomes embarra.s.sed) I"m sorry. You don"t want _me_ to--
OLIVIA. _I_ do, Brian.
LADY MARDEN. Well, go on, Mr. Strange. What would _you_ do in George"s position?
BRIAN. Do? Say to the woman I loved, "You"re _mine_, and let this other d.a.m.ned fellow come and take you from me if he can!" And he couldn"t--how could he?--not if the woman chose _me_.
(LADY MARDEN gazes at BRIAN in amazement, GEORGE in anger, OLIVIA presses his hand gratefully. He has said what she has been waiting--oh, so eagerly--for GEORGE to say.)
DINAH (adoringly). Oh, Brian! (In a whisper) It _is_ me, isn"t it, and not Olivia?
BRIAN. You baby, of course!
LADY MARDEN. I"m afraid, Mr. Strange, your morals are as peculiar as your views on Art. If you had led a more healthy life--
BRIAN. This is not a question of morals or of art, it"s a question of love.
DINAH. Hear, hear!
LADY MARDEN (to GEORGE). Isn"t it that girl"s bedtime yet?
OLIVIA (to DINAH). We"ll let her sit up a little longer if she"s good.
DINAH. I will be good, Olivia, only I thought anybody, however important a debate was, was allowed to say "Hear, hear!"
GEORGE (coldly) I really think we could discuss this better if Mr.
Strange took Dinah out for a walk. Strange, if you--er--
OLIVIA. Tell them what you have settled first, George.
LADY MARDEN. Settled? What is there to be settled? It settles itself.
GEORGE (sadly). That"s just it.
LADY MARDEN. The marriage must be annulled--is that the word, George?
GEORGE. I presume so.
LADY MARDEN. One"s solicitor will know all about that of course.
BRIAN. And when the marriage has been annulled, what then?
LADY MARDEN. Presumably Olivia will return to her husband.
BRIAN (bitterly). And _that"s_ morality! As expounded by Bishop Landseer!
GEORGE (angered). I don"t know what you mean by Bishop Landseer.
Morality is acting in accordance with the Laws of the Land and the Laws of the Church. I am quite prepared to believe that _your_ creed embraces neither marriage nor monogamy, but my creed is different.
BRIAN (fiercely). My creed includes both marriage _and_ monogamy, and monogamy means sticking to the woman you love, as long as she wants you.
LADY MARDEN (calmly). You suggest that George and Olivia should go on living together, although they have never been legally married, and wait for this Telworthy man to divorce her, and then--bless the man, what do you think the County would say?
BRIAN (scornfully). Does it matter?
DINAH. Well, if you really want to know, the men would say, "Gad, she"s a fine woman; I don"t wonder he sticks to her," and the women would say, "I can"t _think_ what he sees in her to stick to her like that," and they"d both say, "After all, he may be a d.a.m.n fool, but you can"t deny he"s a sportsman." That"s what the County would say.
GEORGE (indignantly) Was it for this sort of thing, Olivia, that you insisted on having Dinah and Mr. Strange in here? To insult me in my own house?
LADY MARDEN. I can"t think what young people are coming to nowadays.
OLIVIA. I think, dear, you and Brian had better go.
DINAH (getting up). We will go. But I"m just going to say one thing, Uncle George. Brian and I _are_ going to marry each other, and when we are married we"ll stick to each other, _however_ many of our dead husbands and wives turn up!
[She goes out indignantly, followed by BRIAN.
GEORGE. Upon my word, this is a pleasant discussion.
OLIVIA. I think the discussion is over, George. It is only a question of where I shall go, while you are bringing your--what sort of suit did you call it?
LADY MARDEN (to GEORGE). Nullity suit. I suppose that _is_ the best thing?
GEORGE. It"s horrible. The awful publicity. That it should be happening to _us_, that"s what I can"t get over.
LADY MARDEN. I don"t remember anything of the sort in the Marden Family before, ever.
GEORGE (absently). Lady f.a.n.n.y.
LADY MARDEN (recollecting). Yes, of course; but that was two hundred years ago. The standards were different then. Besides, it wasn"t quite the same, anyhow.
GEORGE (absently). No, it wasn"t quite the same.
LADY MARDEN. No. We shall all feel it. Terribly.
GEORGE (his apology). If there were any other way! Olivia, what _can_ I do? It _is_ the only way, isn"t it? All that that fellow said--of course, it sounds very well--but as things are. . . . _Is_ there anything in marriage, or isn"t there? You believe that there is, don"t you? You aren"t one of these Socialists. Well, then, _can_ we go on living together when you"re another man"s wife? It isn"t only what people will say, but it _is_ wrong, isn"t it? . . . And supposing he doesn"t divorce you, are we to go on living together, unmarried, for _ever_?
Olivia, you seem to think that I"m just thinking of the publicity--what people will say. I"m not. I"m not. That comes in any way. But I want to do what"s right, what"s best. I don"t mean what"s best for _us_, what makes us happiest, I mean what"s really best, what"s rightest. What anybody else would do in my place. _I_ don"t know. It"s so unfair. You"re not my wife at all, but I want to do what"s right. . . . Oh, Olivia, Olivia, you do understand, don"t you?
(They have both forgotten LADY MARDEN. OLIVIA has never taken her eyes off him as he makes his last attempt to convince himself.)
OLIVIA (almost tenderly). So very very well, George. Oh, I understand just what you are feeling. And oh, I do so wish that you could--(with a little sigh)--but then it wouldn"t be George, not the George I married--(with a rueful little laugh)--or didn"t quite marry.