MELISANDE. It will be Prince Gervase, will it not, if this is Fairyland?
GERVASE. Alas, no. For I am only a humble woodcutter"s son. One of seven.
MELISANDE. Of seven? I thought that humble woodcutters always had three sons, and that it was the youngest who went into the world to seek his fortune.
GERVASE. Three--that"s right. I said "one of several." Now that I count them up, three. (Counting on his fingers) Er--Bowshanks, er--Mulberry-face and myself. Three. I am the youngest.
MELISANDE. And the fairies came to your christening?
GERVASE. Now for the first time I think that they did.
MELISANDE (nodding). They always come to the christening of the third and youngest son, and they make him the tallest and the bravest and the most handsome.
GERVASE (modestly). Oh, well.
MELISANDE. You _are_ the tallest and the bravest and the most handsome, aren"t you?
GERVASE (with a modest smile). Well, of course, Mulberry-face is hardly a starter, and then Bowshanks-- (he indicates the curve of his legs)--I mean, there"s not much compet.i.tion.
MELISANDE. I have no sisters.
GERVASE. The Princess never has sisters. She has suitors.
MELISANDE (with a sigh). Yes, she has suitors.
GERVASE (taking out his dagger). Tell me their names that I may remove them for you.
MELISANDE. There is one dressed in black and white who seeks to win my hand.
GERVASE (feeling the point). He bites the dust to-morrow.
MELISANDE. To-morrow?
GERVASE. Unless it rains in the night. Perhaps it would be safer if we arranged for him to bite it this afternoon.
MELISANDE. How brave you are!
GERVASE. Say no more. It will be a pleasure.
MELISANDE. Ah, but I cannot ask you to make this sacrifice for me.
GERVASE. The sacrifice will be his.
MELISANDE. But are you so certain that _you_ will kill him? Suppose he were to kill _you_?
GERVASE (getting up). Madam, when the third son of a humble woodcutter engages in mortal combat with one upon whom the beautiful Princess has frowned, there can be but one end to the struggle. To doubt this would be to let Romance go.
MELISANDE. You are right. I should never have doubted.
GERVASE. At the same time, it would perhaps be as well to ask the help of my Uncle Otto.
MELISANDE. But is it fair to seek the a.s.sistance of an uncle in order to kill one small black and white suitor?
GERVASE. Ah, but he is a wizard. One is always allowed to ask the help of a wizard. My idea was that he should cast a spell upon the presumptuous youth who seeks to woo you, so that to those who gazed upon him he should have the outward semblance of a rabbit. He would then realise the hopelessness of his suit and . . . go away.
MELISANDE (with dignity). I should certainly never marry a small black and white rabbit.
GERVASE. No, you couldn"t, could you?
MELISANDE (gravely). No. (Then their eyes meet. There is a twinkle in his; hers respond; and suddenly they are laughing together.) What nonsense you talk!
GERVASE. Well, it"s such an absurdly fine morning, isn"t it? There"s a sort of sparkle in the air. I"m really trying to be quite sensible.
MELISANDE (making room for him at her feet). Go on talking nonsense.
(He sits down on the ground and leans against the log at her side.) Tell me about yourself. You have told me nothing yet, but that (she smiles at him) your father is a woodcutter.
GERVASE. Yes. He--er--cuts wood.
MELISANDE. And you resolved to go out into the world and seek your fortune?
GERVASE. Yes. You see if you are a third son of a humble woodcutter, n.o.body thinks very much of you at home, and they never take you out with them; and when you are cutting wood, they always put you where the sawdust gets into your mouth. Because, you see, they have never read history, and so they don"t know that the third and youngest son is always the nicest of the family.
MELISANDE. And the tallest and the bravest and the most handsome.
GERVASE. _And_ all the other things you mention.
MELISANDE. So you ran away?
GERVASE. So I ran away--to seek my fortune.
MELISANDE. But your uncle the wizard, or your G.o.dmother or somebody, gave you a magic ring to take with you on your travels? (Nodding) They always do, you know.
GERVASE (showing the ring on his finger). Yes, my fairy G.o.dmother gave me a magic ring. Here it is.
MELISANDE (looking at it). What does it do?
GERVASE. You turn it round once and think very hard of anybody you want, and suddenly the person you are thinking of appears before you.
MELISANDE. How wonderful! Have you tried it yet?
GERVASE. Once. . . . That"s why you are here.
MELISANDE. Oh! (Softly) Have you been thinking of me?
GERVASE. All night.
MELISANDE. I dreamed of you all night.
GERVASE (happily). Did you, Melisande? How dear of you to dream of me!