Ol. A sister, you are she.
Enter Maluolio.
Du. Is this the Madman?
Ol. I my Lord, this same: How now Maluolio?
Mal. Madam, you haue done me wrong, Notorious wrong
Ol. Haue I Maluolio? No
Mal. Lady you haue, pray you peruse that Letter.
You must not now denie it is your hand, Write from it if you can, in hand, or phrase, Or say, tis not your seale, not your inuention: You can say none of this. Well, grant it then, And tell me in the modestie of honor, Why you haue giuen me such cleare lights of fauour, Bad me come smiling, and crosse-garter"d to you, To put on yellow stockings, and to frowne Vpon sir Toby, and the lighter people: And acting this in an obedient hope, Why haue you suffer"d me to be imprison"d, Kept in a darke house, visited by the Priest, And made the most notorious gecke and gull, That ere inuention plaid on? Tell me why?
Ol. Alas Maluolio, this is not my writing, Though I confesse much like the Charracter: But out of question, tis Marias hand.
And now I do bethinke me, it was shee First told me thou wast mad; then cam"st in smiling, And in such formes, which heere were presuppos"d Vpon thee in the Letter: prethee be content, This practice hath most shrewdly past vpon thee: But when we know the grounds, and authors of it, Thou shalt be both the Plaintiffe and the Iudge Of thine owne cause
Fab. Good Madam heare me speake, And let no quarrell, nor no braule to come, Taint the condition of this present houre, Which I haue wondred at. In hope it shall not, Most freely I confesse my selfe, and Toby Set this deuice against Maluolio heere, Vpon some stubborne and vncourteous parts We had conceiu"d against him. Maria writ The Letter, at sir Tobyes great importance, In recompence whereof, he hath married her: How with a sportfull malice it was follow"d, May rather plucke on laughter then reuenge, If that the iniuries be iustly weigh"d, That haue on both sides past
Ol. Alas poore Foole, how haue they baffel"d thee?
Clo. Why some are borne great, some atchieue greatnesse, and some haue greatnesse throwne vpon them. I was one sir, in this Enterlude, one sir Topas sir, but that"s all one: By the Lord Foole, I am not mad: but do you remember, Madam, why laugh you at such a barren rascall, and you smile not he"s gag"d: and thus the whirlegigge of time, brings in his reuenges
Mal. Ile be reueng"d on the whole packe of you?
Ol. He hath bene most notoriously abus"d
Du. Pursue him, and entreate him to a peace: He hath not told vs of the Captaine yet, When that is knowne, and golden time conuents A solemne Combination shall be made Of our deere soules. Meane time sweet sister, We will not part from hence. Cesario come (For so you shall be while you are a man:) But when in other habites you are seene, Orsino"s Mistris, and his fancies Queene.
Exeunt.
Clowne sings .
When that I was and a little tine boy, with hey, ho, the winde and the raine: A foolish thing was but a toy, for the raine it raineth euery day.
But when I came to mans estate, with hey ho, &c.
Gainst Knaues and Theeues men shut their gate, for the raine, &c.
But when I came alas to wiue, with hey ho, &c.
By swaggering could I neuer thriue, for the raine, &c.
But when I came vnto my beds, with hey ho, &c.
With tospottes still had drunken heades, for the raine, &c.
A great while ago the world begon, hey ho, &c.
But that"s all one, our Play is done, and wee"l striue to please you euery day.
FINIS. Twelfe Night, Or what you will.
The Winters Tale
Actus Primus. Scoena Prima.
Enter Camillo and Archidamus.
Arch. If you shall chance (Camillo) to visit Bohemia, on the like occasion whereon my seruices are now on-foot, you shall see (as I haue said) great difference betwixt our Bohemia, and your Sicilia
Cam. I thinke, this comming Summer, the King of Sicilia meanes to pay Bohemia the Visitation, which hee iustly owes him
Arch. Wherein our Entertainment shall shame vs: we will be iustified in our Loues: for indeed- Cam. "Beseech you- Arch. Verely I speake it in the freedome of my knowledge: we cannot with such magnificence- in so rare- I know not what to say- Wee will giue you sleepie Drinkes, that your Sences (vn-intelligent of our insufficience) may, though they cannot prayse vs, as little accuse vs
Cam. You pay a great deale to deare, for what"s giuen freely
Arch. "Beleeue me, I speake as my vnderstanding instructs me, and as mine honestie puts it to vtterance
Cam. Sicilia cannot shew himselfe ouer-kind to Bohemia: They were trayn"d together in their Childhoods; and there rooted betwixt them then such an affection, which cannot chuse but braunch now. Since their more mature Dignities, and Royall Necessities, made seperation of their Societie, their Encounters (though not Personall) hath been Royally attornyed with enter-change of Gifts, Letters, louing Emba.s.sies, that they haue seem"d to be together, though absent: shooke hands, as ouer a Vast; and embrac"d as it were from the ends of opposed Winds.
The Heauens continue their Loues
Arch. I thinke there is not in the World, either Malice or Matter, to alter it. You haue an vnspeakable comfort of your young Prince Mamillius: it is a Gentleman of the greatest Promise, that euer came into my Note
Cam. I very well agree with you, in the hopes of him: it is a gallant Child; one, that (indeed) Physicks the Subiect, makes old hearts fresh: they that went on Crutches ere he was borne, desire yet their life, to see him a Man
Arch. Would they else be content to die?
Cam. Yes; if there were no other excuse, why they should desire to liue
Arch. If the King had no Sonne, they would desire to liue on Crutches till he had one.
Exeunt.
Scoena Secunda.
Enter Leontes, Hermione, Mamillius, Polixenes, Camillo.
Pol. Nine Changes of the Watry-Starre hath been The Shepheards Note, since we haue left our Throne Without a Burthen: Time as long againe Would be fill"d vp (my Brother) with our Thanks, And yet we should, for perpetuitie, Goe hence in debt: And therefore, like a Cypher (Yet standing in rich place) I multiply With one we thanke you, many thousands moe, That goe before it
Leo. Stay your Thanks a while, And pay them when you part
Pol. Sir, that"s to morrow: I am question"d by my feares, of what may chance, Or breed vpon our absence, that may blow No sneaping Winds at home, to make vs say, This is put forth too truly: besides, I haue stay"d To tyre your Royaltie
Leo. We are tougher (Brother) Then you can put vs to"t
Pol. No longer stay
Leo. One Seue" night longer
Pol. Very sooth, to morrow
Leo. Wee"le part the time betweene"s then: and in that Ile no gaine-saying
Pol. Presse me not ("beseech you) so: There is no Tongue that moues; none, none i"th" World So soone as yours, could win me: so it should now, Were there necessitie in your request, although "Twere needfull I deny"d it. My Affaires Doe euen drag me home-ward: which to hinder, Were (in your Loue) a Whip to me; my stay, To you a Charge, and Trouble: to saue both, Farewell (our Brother.) Leo. Tongue-ty"d our Queene? speake you
Her. I had thought (Sir) to haue held my peace, vntill You had drawne Oathes from him, not to stay: you (Sir) Charge him too coldly. Tell him, you are sure All in Bohemia"s well: this satisfaction, The by-gone-day proclaym"d, say this to him, He"s beat from his best ward
Leo. Well said, Hermione
Her. To tell, he longs to see his Sonne, were strong: But let him say so then, and let him goe; But let him sweare so, and he shall not stay, Wee"l thwack him hence with Distaffes.
Yet of your Royall presence, Ile aduenture The borrow of a Weeke. When at Bohemia You take my Lord, Ile giue him my Commission, To let him there a Moneth, behind the Gest Prefix"d for"s parting: yet (good-deed) Leontes, I loue thee not a Iarre o"th" Clock, behind What Lady she her Lord. You"le stay?
Pol. No, Madame