Ham. Why did you laugh, when I said, Man delights not me?
Rosin. To thinke, my Lord, if you delight not in Man, what Lenton entertainment the Players shall receiue from you: wee coated them on the way, and hither are they comming to offer you Seruice
Ham. He that playes the King shall be welcome; his Maiesty shall haue Tribute of mee: the aduenturous Knight shal vse his Foyle and Target: the Louer shall not sigh gratis, the humorous man shall end his part in peace: the Clowne shall make those laugh whose lungs are tickled a"th" sere: and the Lady shall say her minde freely; or the blanke Verse shall halt for"t: what Players are they?
Rosin. Euen those you were wont to take delight in the Tragedians of the City
Ham. How chances it they trauaile? their residence both in reputation and profit was better both wayes
Rosin. I thinke their Inhibition comes by the meanes of the late Innouation?
Ham. Doe they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the City? Are they so follow"d?
Rosin. No indeed, they are not
Ham. How comes it? doe they grow rusty?
Rosin. Nay, their indeauour keepes in the wonted pace; But there is Sir an ayrie of Children, little Yases, that crye out on the top of question; and are most tyrannically clap"t for"t: these are now the fashion, and so be-ratled the common Stages (so they call them) that many wearing Rapiers, are affraide of Goose-quils, and dare sca.r.s.e come thither
Ham. What are they Children? Who maintains "em?
How are they escorted? Will they pursue the Quality no longer then they can sing? Will they not say afterwards if they should grow themselues to common Players (as it is most like if their meanes are not better) their Writers do them wrong, to make them exclaim against their owne Succession
Rosin. Faith there ha"s bene much to do on both sides: and the Nation holds it no sinne, to tarre them to Controuersie.
There was for a while, no mony bid for argument, vnlesse the Poet and the Player went to Cuffes in the Question
Ham. Is"t possible?
Guild. Oh there ha"s beene much throwing about of Braines
Ham. Do the Boyes carry it away?
Rosin. I that they do my Lord. Hercules & his load too
Ham. It is not strange: for mine Vnckle is King of Denmarke, and those that would make mowes at him while my Father liued; giue twenty, forty, an hundred Ducates a peece, for his picture in Little. There is something in this more then Naturall, if Philosophie could finde it out.
Flourish for the Players.
Guil. There are the Players
Ham. Gentlemen, you are welcom to Elsonower: your hands, come: The appurtenance of Welcome, is Fashion and Ceremony. Let me comply with you in the Garbe, lest my extent to the Players (which I tell you must shew fairely outward) should more appeare like entertainment then yours. You are welcome: but my Vnckle Father, and Aunt Mother are deceiu"d
Guil. In what my deere Lord?
Ham. I am but mad North, North-West: when the Winde is Southerly, I know a Hawke from a Handsaw.
Enter Polonius.
Pol. Well be with you Gentlemen
Ham. Hearke you Guildensterne, and you too: at each eare a hearer: that great Baby you see there, is not yet out of his swathing clouts
Rosin. Happily he"s the second time come to them: for they say, an old man is twice a childe
Ham. I will Prophesie. Hee comes to tell me of the Players. Mark it, you say right Sir: for a Monday morning "twas so indeed
Pol. My Lord, I haue Newes to tell you
Ham. My Lord, I haue Newes to tell you.
When Rossius an Actor in Rome- Pol. The Actors are come hither my Lord
Ham. Buzze, buzze
Pol. Vpon mine Honor
Ham. Then can each Actor on his a.s.se- Polon. The best Actors in the world, either for Tragedie, Comedie, Historie, Pastorall: Pastoricall-Comicall-Historicall-Pastorall: Tragicall-Historicall: Tragicall-Comicall-Historicall-Pastorall: Scene indiuidible: or Poem vnlimited. Seneca cannot be too heauy, nor Plautus too light, for the law of Writ, and the Liberty. These are the onely men
Ham. O Iephta Iudge of Israel, what a Treasure had"st thou?
Pol. What a Treasure had he, my Lord?
Ham. Why one faire Daughter, and no more, The which he loued pa.s.sing well
Pol. Still on my Daughter
Ham. Am I not i"th" right old Iephta?
Polon. If you call me Iephta my Lord, I haue a daughter that I loue pa.s.sing well
Ham. Nay that followes not
Polon. What followes then, my Lord?
Ha. Why, As by lot, G.o.d wot: and then you know, It came to pa.s.se, as most like it was: The first rowe of the Pons Chanson will shew you more. For looke where my Abridgements come.
Enter foure or fiue Players.
Y"are welcome Masters, welcome all. I am glad to see thee well: Welcome good Friends. Oh my olde Friend?
Thy face is valiant since I saw thee last: Com"st thou to beard me in Denmarke? What, my yong Lady and Mistris?
Byrlady your Ladiship is neerer Heauen then when I saw you last, by the alt.i.tude of a Choppine. Pray G.o.d your voice like a peece of vncurrant Gold be not crack"d within the ring. Masters, you are all welcome: wee"l e"ne to"t like French Faulconers, flie at any thing we see: wee"l haue a Speech straight. Come giue vs a tast of your quality: come, a pa.s.sionate speech
1.Play. What speech, my Lord?
Ham. I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was neuer Acted: or if it was, not aboue once, for the Play I remember pleas"d not the Million, "twas Cauiarie to the Generall: but it was (as I receiu"d it, and others, whose iudgement in such matters, cried in the top of mine) an excellent Play; well digested in the Scoenes, set downe with as much modestie, as cunning. I remember one said, there was no Sallets in the lines, to make the matter sauory; nor no matter in the phrase, that might indite the Author of affectation, but cal"d it an honest method. One cheefe Speech in it, I cheefely lou"d, "twas Aeneas Tale to Dido, and thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of Priams slaughter. If it liue in your memory, begin at this Line, let me see, let me see: The rugged Pyrrhus like th"Hyrcanian Beast. It is not so: it begins with Pyrrhus The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose Sable Armes Blacke as his purpose, did the night resemble When he lay couched in the Ominous Horse, Hath now this dread and blacke Complexion smear"d With Heraldry more dismall: Head to foote Now is he to take Geulles, horridly Trick"d With blood of Fathers, Mothers, Daughters, Sonnes, Bak"d and impasted with the parching streets, That lend a tyrannous, and d.a.m.ned light To their vilde Murthers, roasted in wrath and fire, And thus o"re-sized with coagulate gore, With eyes like Carbuncles, the h.e.l.lish Pyrrhus Olde Grandsire Priam seekes
Pol. Fore G.o.d, my Lord, well spoken, with good accent, and good discretion
1.Player. Anon he findes him, Striking too short at Greekes. His anticke Sword, Rebellious to his Arme, lyes where it falles Repugnant to command: vnequall match, Pyrrhus at Priam driues, in Rage strikes wide: But with the whiffe and winde of his fell Sword, Th" vnnerued Father fals. Then senselesse Illium, Seeming to feele his blow, with flaming top Stoopes to his Bace, and with a hideous crash Takes Prisoner Pyrrhus eare. For loe, his Sword Which was declining on the Milkie head Of Reuerend Priam, seem"d i"th" Ayre to sticke: So as a painted Tyrant Pyrrhus stood, And like a Newtrall to his will and matter, did nothing.
But as we often see against some storme, A silence in the Heauens, the Racke stand still, The bold windes speechlesse, and the Orbe below As hush as death: Anon the dreadfull Thunder Doth rend the Region. So after Pyrrhus pause, A rowsed Vengeance sets him new a-worke, And neuer did the Cyclops hammers fall On Mars his Armours, forg"d for proofe Eterne, With lesse remorse then Pyrrhus bleeding sword Now falles on Priam.
Out, out, thou Strumpet-Fortune, all you G.o.ds, In generall Synod take away her power: Breake all the Spokes and Fallies from her wheele, And boule the round Naue downe the hill of Heauen, As low as to the Fiends
Pol. This is too long
Ham. It shall to"th Barbars, with your beard. Prythee say on: He"s for a Iigge, or a tale of Baudry, or hee sleepes. Say on; come to Hecuba
1.Play. But who, O who, had seen the in.o.bled Queen
Ham. The in.o.bled Queene?
Pol. That"s good: In.o.bled Queene is good
1.Play. Run bare-foot vp and downe, Threatning the flame With Bisson Rheume: A clout about that head, Where late the Diadem stood, and for a Robe About her lanke and all ore-teamed Loines, A blanket in th" Alarum of feare caught vp.
Who this had seene, with tongue in Venome steep"d, "Gainst Fortunes State, would Treason haue p.r.o.nounc"d?
But if the G.o.ds themselues did see her then, When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport In mincing with his Sword her Husbands limbes, The instant Burst of Clamour that she made (Vnlesse things mortall moue them not at all) Would haue made milche the Burning eyes of Heauen, And pa.s.sion in the G.o.ds