Lear. It may be so, my Lord.
Heare Nature, heare deere G.o.ddesse, heare: Suspend thy purpose, if thou did"st intend To make this Creature fruitfull: Into her Wombe conuey stirrility, Drie vp in her the Organs of increase, And from her derogate body, neuer spring A Babe to honor her. If she must teeme, Create her childe of Spleene, that it may liue And be a thwart disnatur"d torment to her.
Let it stampe wrinkles in her brow of youth, With cadent Teares fret Channels in her cheekes, Turne all her Mothers paines, and benefits To laughter, and contempt: That she may feele, How sharper then a Serpents tooth it is, To haue a thanklesse Childe. Away, away.
Enter.
Alb. Now G.o.ds that we adore, Whereof comes this?
Gon. Neuer afflict your selfe to know more of it: But let his disposition haue that scope As dotage giues it.
Enter Lear.
Lear. What fiftie of my Followers at a clap?
Within a fortnight?
Alb. What"s the matter, Sir?
Lear. Ile tell thee: Life and death, I am asham"d That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus, That these hot teares, which breake from me perforce Should make thee worth them.
Blastes and Fogges vpon thee: Th" vntented woundings of a Fathers curse Pierce euerie sense about thee. Old fond eyes, Beweepe this cause againe, Ile plucke ye out, And cast you with the waters that you loose To temper Clay. Ha? Let it be so.
I haue another daughter, Who I am sure is kinde and comfortable: When she shall heare this of thee, with her nailes Shee"l flea thy Woluish visage. Thou shalt finde, That Ile resume the shape which thou dost thinke I haue cast off for euer.
Exit
Gon. Do you marke that?
Alb. I cannot be so partiall Gonerill, To the great loue I beare you
Gon. Pray you content. What Oswald, hoa?
You Sir, more Knaue then Foole, after your Master
Foole. Nunkle Lear, Nunkle Lear, Tarry, take the Foole with thee: A Fox, when one has caught her, And such a Daughter, Should sure to the Slaughter, If my Cap would buy a Halter, So the Foole followes after.
Exit
Gon. This man hath had good Counsell, A hundred Knights?
"Tis politike, and safe to let him keepe At point a hundred Knights: yes, that on euerie dreame, Each buz, each fancie, each complaint, dislike, He may enguard his dotage with their powres, And hold our liues in mercy. Oswald, I say
Alb. Well, you may feare too farre
Gon. Safer then trust too farre; Let me still take away the harmes I feare, Not feare still to be taken. I know his heart, What he hath vtter"d I haue writ my Sister: If she sustaine him, and his hundred Knights When I haue shew"d th" vnfitnesse.
Enter Steward.
How now Oswald?
What haue you writ that Letter to my Sister?
Stew. I Madam
Gon. Take you some company, and away to horse, Informe her full of my particular feare, And thereto adde such reasons of your owne, As may compact it more. Get you gone, And hasten your returne; no, no, my Lord, This milky gentlenesse, and course of yours Though I condemne not, yet vnder pardon You are much more at task for want of wisedome, Then prais"d for harmefull mildnesse
Alb. How farre your eies may pierce I cannot tell; Striuing to better, oft we marre what"s well
Gon. Nay then- Alb. Well, well, th" euent.
Exeunt.
Scena Quinta.
Enter Lear, Kent, Gentleman, and Foole.
Lear. Go you before to Gloster with these Letters; acquaint my Daughter no further with any thing you know, then comes from her demand out of the Letter, if your Dilligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you
Kent. I will not sleepe my Lord, till I haue deliuered your Letter.
Enter.
Foole. If a mans braines were in"s heeles, wert not in danger of kybes?
Lear. I Boy
Foole. Then I prythee be merry, thy wit shall not go slip-shod
Lear. Ha, ha, ha
Fool. Shalt see thy other Daughter will vse thee kindly, for though she"s as like this, as a Crabbe"s like an Apple, yet I can tell what I can tell
Lear. What can"st tell Boy?
Foole. She will taste as like this as, a Crabbe do"s to a Crab: thou canst, tell why ones nose stands i"th" middle on"s face?
Lear. No
Foole. Why to keepe ones eyes of either side "s nose, that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into
Lear. I did her wrong
Foole. Can"st tell how an Oyster makes his sh.e.l.l?
Lear. No
Foole. Nor I neither; but I can tell why a Snaile ha"s a house
Lear. Why?
Foole. Why to put"s head in, not to giue it away to his daughters, and leaue his hornes without a case
Lear. I will forget my Nature, so kind a Father? Be my Horsses ready?
Foole. Thy a.s.ses are gone about "em; the reason why the seuen Starres are no mo then seuen, is a pretty reason
Lear. Because they are not eight
Foole. Yes indeed, thou would"st make a good Foole
Lear. To tak"t againe perforce; Monster Ingrat.i.tude!
Foole. If thou wert my Foole Nunckle, Il"d haue thee beaten for being old before thy time
Lear. How"s that?
Foole. Thou shouldst not haue bin old, till thou hadst bin wise
Lear. O let me not be mad, not mad sweet Heauen: keepe me in temper, I would not be mad. How now are the Horses ready?
Gent. Ready my Lord