Duke. Come stand by me, feare nothing: guard with Halberds
Adr. Ay me, it is my husband: witnesse you, That he is borne about inuisible, Euen now we hous"d him in the Abbey heere.
And now he"s there, past thought of humane reason.
Enter Antipholus, and E.Dromio of Ephesus.
E.Ant. Iustice most gracious Duke, oh grant me iustice, Euen for the seruice that long since I did thee, When I bestrid thee in the warres, and tooke Deepe scarres to saue thy life; euen for the blood That then I lost for thee, now grant me iustice
Mar.Fat. Vnlesse the feare of death doth make me dote, I see my sonne Antipholus and Dromio
E.Ant. Iustice (sweet Prince) against y Woman there: She whom thou gau"st to me to be my wife; That hath abused and dishonored me, Euen in the strength and height of iniurie: Beyond imagination is the wrong That she this day hath shamelesse throwne on me
Duke. Discouer how, and thou shalt finde me iust
E.Ant. This day (great Duke) she shut the doores vpon me, While she with Harlots feasted in my house
Duke. A greeuous fault: say woman, didst thou so?
Adr. No my good Lord. My selfe, he, and my sister, To day did dine together: so befall my soule, As this is false he burthens me withall
Luc. Nere may I looke on day, nor sleepe on night, But she tels to your Highnesse simple truth
Gold. O periur"d woman! They are both forsworne, In this the Madman iustly chargeth them
E.Ant. My Liege, I am aduised what I say, Neither disturbed with the effect of Wine, Nor headie-rash prouoak"d with raging ire, Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad.
This woman lock"d me out this day from dinner; That Goldsmith there, were he not pack"d with her, Could witnesse it: for he was with me then, Who parted with me to go fetch a Chaine, Promising to bring it to the Porpentine, Where Balthasar and I did dine together.
Our dinner done, and he not comming thither, I went to seeke him. In the street I met him, And in his companie that Gentleman.
There did this periur"d Goldsmith sweare me downe, That I this day of him receiu"d the Chaine, Which G.o.d he knowes, I saw not. For the which, He did arrest me with an Officer.
I did obey, and sent my Pesant home For certaine Duckets: he with none return"d.
Then fairely I bespoke the Officer To go in person with me to my house.
By"th" way, we met my wife, her sister, and a rabble more Of vilde Confederates: Along with them They brought one Pinch, a hungry leane-fac"d Villaine; A meere Anatomie, a Mountebanke, A thred-bare Iugler, and a Fortune-teller, A needy-hollow-ey"d-sharpe-looking-wretch; A liuing dead man. This pernicious slaue, Forsooth tooke on him as a Coniurer: And gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse, And with no-face (as "twere) out-facing me, Cries out, I was possest. Then altogether They fell vpon me, bound me, bore me thence, And in a darke and dankish vault at home There left me and my man, both bound together, Till gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder, I gain"d my freedome; and immediately Ran hether to your Grace, whom I beseech To giue me ample satisfaction For these deepe shames, and great indignities
Gold. My Lord, in truth, thus far I witnes with him: That he din"d not at home, but was lock"d out
Duke. But had he such a Chaine of thee, or no?
Gold. He had my Lord, and when he ran in heere, These people saw the Chaine about his necke
Mar. Besides, I will be sworne these eares of mine, Heard you confesse you had the Chaine of him, After you first forswore it on the Mart, And thereupon I drew my sword on you: And then you fled into this Abbey heere, From whence I thinke you are come by Miracle
E.Ant. I neuer came within these Abbey wals, Nor euer didst thou draw thy sword on me: I neuer saw the Chaine, so helpe me heauen: And this is false you burthen me withall
Duke. Why what an intricate impeach is this?
I thinke you all haue drunke of Circes cup: If heere you hous"d him, heere he would haue bin.
If he were mad, he would not pleade so coldly: You say he din"d at home, the Goldsmith heere Denies that saying. Sirra, what say you?
E.Dro. Sir he din"de with her there, at the Porpentine
Cur. He did, and from my finger snacht that Ring
E.Anti. Tis true (my Liege) this Ring I had of her
Duke. Saw"st thou him enter at the Abbey heere?
Curt. As sure (my Liege) as I do see your Grace
Duke. Why this is straunge: Go call the Abbesse hither.
I thinke you are all mated, or starke mad.
Exit one to the Abbesse.
Fa. Most mighty Duke, vouchsafe me speak a word: Haply I see a friend will saue my life, And pay the sum that may deliuer me
Duke. Speake freely Siracusian what thou wilt
Fath. Is not your name sir call"d Antipholus?
And is not that your bondman Dromio?
E.Dro. Within this houre I was his bondman sir, But he I thanke him gnaw"d in two my cords, Now am I Dromio, and his man, vnbound
Fath. I am sure you both of you remember me
Dro. Our selues we do remember sir by you: For lately we were bound as you are now.
You are not Pinches patient, are you sir?
Father. Why looke you strange on me? you know me well
E.Ant. I neuer saw you in my life till now
Fa. Oh! griefe hath chang"d me since you saw me last, And carefull houres with times deformed hand, Haue written strange defeatures in my face: But tell me yet, dost thou not know my voice?
Ant. Neither
Fat. Dromio, nor thou?
Dro. No trust me sir, nor I
Fa. I am sure thou dost?
E.Dromio. I sir, but I am sure I do not, and whatsoeuer a man denies, you are now bound to beleeue him
Fath. Not know my voice, oh times extremity Hast thou so crack"d and splitted my poore tongue In seuen short yeares, that heere my onely sonne Knowes not my feeble key of vntun"d cares?
Though now this grained face of mine be hid In sap-consuming Winters drizled snow, And all the Conduits of my blood froze vp: Yet hath my night of life some memorie: My wasting lampes some fading glimmer left; My dull deafe eares a little vse to heare: All these old witnesses, I cannot erre.
Tell me, thou art my sonne Antipholus
Ant. I neuer saw my Father in my life
Fa. But seuen yeares since, in Siracusa boy Thou know"st we parted, but perhaps my sonne, Thou sham"st to acknowledge me in miserie
Ant. The Duke, and all that know me in the City, Can witnesse with me that it is not so.
I ne"re saw Siracusa in my life
Duke. I tell thee Siracusian, twentie yeares Haue I bin Patron to Antipholus, During which time, he ne"re saw Siracusa: I see thy age and dangers make thee dote.
Enter the Abbesse with Antipholus Siracusa, and Dromio Sir.
Abbesse. Most mightie Duke, behold a man much wrong"d.