Mar. Follie in Fooles beares not so strong a note, As fool"ry in the Wise, when Wit doth dote: Since all the power thereof it doth apply, To proue by Wit, worth in simplicitie.
Enter Boyet.
Qu. Heere comes Boyet, and mirth in his face
Boy. O I am stab"d with laughter, Wher"s her Grace?
Qu. Thy newes Boyet?
Boy. Prepare Madame, prepare.
Arme Wenches arme, incounters mounted are, Against your Peace, Loue doth approach, disguis"d: Armed in arguments, you"ll be surpriz"d.
Muster your Wits, stand in your owne defence, Or hide your heads like Cowards, and flie hence
Qu. Saint Dennis to S[aint]. Cupid: What are they, That charge their breath against vs? Say scout say
Boy. Vnder the coole shade of a Siccamore, I thought to close mine eyes some halfe an houre: When lo to interrupt my purpos"d rest, Toward that shade I might behold addrest, The King and his companions: warely I stole into a neighbour thicket by, And ouer-heard, what you shall ouer-heare: That by and by disguis"d they will be heere.
Their Herald is a pretty knauish Page: That well by heart hath con"d his emba.s.sage, Action and accent did they teach him there.
Thus must thou speake, and thus thy body beare.
And euer and anon they made a doubt, Presence maiesticall would put him out: For quoth the King, an Angell shalt thou see: Yet feare not thou, but speake audaciously.
The Boy reply"d, An Angell is not euill: I should haue fear"d her, had she beene a deuill.
With that all laugh"d, and clap"d him on the shoulder, Making the bold wagg by their praises bolder.
One rub"d his elboe thus, and fleer"d, and swore, A better speech was neuer spoke before.
Another with his finger and his thumb, Cry"d via, we will doo"t, come what will come.
The third he caper"d and cried, All goes well.
The fourth turn"d on the toe, and downe he fell: With that they all did tumble on the ground, With such a zelous laughter so profound, That in this spleene ridiculous appeares, To checke their folly pa.s.sions solemne teares
Que. But what, but what, come they to visit vs?
Boy. They do, they do; and are apparel"d thus, Like Muscouites; or Russians, as I gesse.
Their purpose is to parlee, to court, and dance, And euery one his Loue-feat will aduance, Vnto his seuerall mistresse: which they"ll know By fauours seuerall, which they did bestow
Queen. And will they so? the Gallants shall be taskt: For Ladies; we will euery one be maskt, And not a man of them shall haue the grace Despight of sute, to see a Ladies face.
Hold Rosaline, this Fauour thou shalt weare, And then the King will court thee for his Deare: Hold, take thou this my sweet, and giue me thine, So shall Berowne take me for Rosaline.
And change your Fauours too, so shall your Loues Woo contrary, deceiu"d by these remoues
Rosa. Come on then, weare the fauours most in sight
Kath. But in this changing, What is your intent?
Queen. The effect of my intent is to crosse theirs: They doe it but in mocking merriment, And mocke for mocke is onely my intent.
Their seuerall counsels they vnbosome shall, To Loues mistooke, and so be mockt withall.
Vpon the next occasion that we meete, With Visages displayd to talke and greete
Ros. But shall we dance, if they desire vs too"t?
Quee. No, to the death we will not moue a foot, Nor to their pen"d speech render we no grace: But while "tis spoke, each turne away his face
Boy. Why that contempt will kill the keepers heart, And quite diuorce his memory from his part
Quee. Therefore I doe it, and I make no doubt, The rest will ere come in, if he be out.
Theres no such sport, as sport by sport orethrowne: To make theirs ours, and ours none but our owne.
So shall we stay mocking entended game, And they well mockt, depart away with shame.
Sound.
Boy. The Trompet sounds, be maskt, the maskers come.
Enter Black moores with musicke, the Boy with a speech, and the rest of the Lords disguised.
Page. All haile, the richest Beauties on the earth
Ber. Beauties no richer then rich Taffata
Pag. A holy parcell of the fairest dames that euer turn"d their backes to mortall viewes.
The Ladies turne their backes to him.
Ber. Their eyes villaine, their eyes
Pag. That euer turn"d their eyes to mortall viewes.
Out Boy. True, out indeed
Pag. Out of your fauours heauenly spirits vouchsafe Not to beholde
Ber. Once to behold, rogue
Pag. Once to behold with your Sunne beamed eyes, With your Sunne beamed eyes
Boy. They will not answer to that Epythite, you were best call it Daughter beamed eyes
Pag. They do not marke me, and that brings me out
Bero. Is this your perfectnesse? be gon you rogue
Rosa. What would these strangers?
Know their mindes Boyet.
If they doe speake our language, "tis our will That some plaine man recount their purposes.
Know what they would?
Boyet. What would you with the Princes?
Ber. Nothing but peace, and gentle visitation
Ros. What would they, say they?
Boy. Nothing but peace, and gentle visitation
Rosa. Why that they haue, and bid them so be gon
Boy. She saies you haue it, and you may be gon
Kin. Say to her we haue measur"d many miles, To tread a Measure with you on the gra.s.se
Boy. They say that they haue measur"d many a mile, To tread a Measure with you on this gra.s.se
Rosa. It is not so. Aske them how many inches Is in one mile? If they haue measur"d manie, The measure then of one is easlie told
Boy. If to come hither, you haue measur"d miles, And many miles: the Princesse bids you tell, How many inches doth fill vp one mile?
Ber. Tell her we measure them by weary steps