Nur. You say well
Mer. Yea is the worst well, Very well tooke: Ifaith, wisely, wisely
Nur. If you be he sir, I desire some confidence with you?
Ben. She will endite him to some Supper
Mer. A baud, a baud, a baud. So ho
Rom. What hast thou found?
Mer. No Hare sir, vnlesse a Hare sir in a Lenten pie, that is something stale and h.o.a.re ere it be spent.
An old Hare h.o.a.re, and an old Hare h.o.a.re is very good meat in Lent.
But a Hare that is h.o.a.re is too much for a score, when it h.o.a.res ere it be spent, Romeo will you come to your Fathers? Weele to dinner thither
Rom. I will follow you
Mer. Farewell auncient Lady: Farewell Lady, Lady, Lady.
Exit. Mercutio, Benuolio.
Nur. I pray you sir, what sawcie Merchant was this that was so full of his roperie?
Rom. A Gentleman Nurse, that loues to heare himselfe talke, and will speake more in a minute, then he will stand to in a Moneth
Nur. And a speake any thing against me, Ile take him downe, z a were l.u.s.tier then he is, and twentie such Iacks: and if I cannot, Ile finde those that shall: scuruie knaue, I am none of his flurt-gils, I am none of his skaines mates, and thou must stand by too and suffer euery knaue to vse me at his pleasure
Pet. I saw no man vse you at his pleasure: if I had, my weapon should quickly haue beene out, I warrant you, I dare draw a.s.soone as another man, if I see occasion in a good quarrell, and the law on my side
Nur. Now afore G.o.d, I am so vext, that euery part about me quiuers, skuruy knaue: pray you sir a word: and as I told you, my young Lady bid me enquire you out, what she bid me say, I will keepe to my selfe: but first let me tell ye, if ye should leade her in a fooles paradise, as they say, it were a very grosse kind of behauiour, as they say: for the Gentlewoman is yong: & therefore, if you should deale double with her, truely it were an ill thing to be offered to any Gentlewoman, and very weake dealing
Nur. Nurse commend me to thy Lady and Mistresse, I protest vnto thee
Nur. Good heart, and yfaith I will tell her as much: Lord, Lord she will be a ioyfull woman
Rom. What wilt thou tell her Nurse? thou doest not marke me?
Nur. I will tell her sir, that you do protest, which as I take it, is a Gentleman-like offer
Rom. Bid her deuise some meanes to come to shrift this afternoone, And there she shall at Frier Lawrence Cell Be shriu"d and married: here is for thy paines
Nur. No truly sir not a penny
Rom. Go too, I say you shall
Nur. This afternoone sir? well she shall be there
Ro. And stay thou good Nurse behind the Abbey wall, Within this houre my man shall be with thee, And bring thee Cords made like a tackled staire, Which to the high top gallant of my ioy, Must be my conuoy in the secret night.
Farewell, be trustie and Ile quite thy paines: Farewell, commend me to thy Mistresse
Nur. Now G.o.d in heauen blesse thee: harke you sir, Rom. What saist thou my deare Nurse?
Nurse. Is your man secret, did you nere heare say two may keepe counsell putting one away
Ro. Warrant thee my man is true as steele
Nur. Well sir, my Mistresse is the sweetest Lady, Lord, Lord, when "twas a little prating thing. O there is a n.o.ble man in Towne one Paris, that would faine lay knife aboard: but she good soule had as leeue see a Toade, a very Toade as see him: I anger her sometimes, and tell her that Paris is the properer man, but Ile warrant you, when I say so, shee lookes as pale as any clout in the versall world.
Doth not Rosemarie and Romeo begin both with a letter?
Rom. I Nurse, what of that? Both with an R Nur. A mocker that"s the dogs name. R. is for the no, I know it begins with some other letter, and she hath the prettiest sententious of it, of you and Rosemary, that it would do you good to heare it
Rom. Commend me to thy Lady
Nur. I a thousand times. Peter?
Pet. Anon
Nur. Before and apace.
Exit Nurse and Peter.
Enter Iuliet.
Iul. The clocke strook nine, when I did send the Nurse, In halfe an houre she promised to returne, Perchance she cannot meete him: that"s not so: Oh she is lame, Loues Herauld should be thoughts, Which ten times faster glides then the Sunnes beames, Driuing backe shadowes ouer lowring hils.
Therefore do nimble Pinion"d Doues draw Loue, And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings: Now is the Sun vpon the highmost hill Of this daies iourney, and from nine till twelue, Is three long houres, yet she is not come.
Had she affections and warme youthfull blood, She would be as swift in motion as a ball, My words would bandy her to my sweete Loue, And his to me, but old folkes, Many faine as they were dead, Vnwieldie, slow, heauy, and pale as lead.
Enter Nurse.
O G.o.d she comes, O hony Nurse what newes?
Hast thou met with him? send thy man away
Nur. Peter stay at the gate
Iul. Now good sweet Nurse: O Lord, why lookest thou sad?
Though newes, be sad, yet tell them merrily.
If good thou sham"st the musicke of sweet newes, By playing it to me, with so sower a face
Nur. I am a weary, giue me leaue awhile, Fie how my bones ake, what a iaunt haue I had?
Iul. I would thou had"st my bones, and I thy newes: Nay come I pray thee speake, good good Nurse speake
Nur. Iesu what hast? can you not stay a while?
Do you not see that I am out of breath?
Iul. How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breth To say to me, that thou art out of breath?
The excuse that thou dost make in this delay, Is longer then the tale thou dost excuse.
Is thy newes good or bad? answere to that, Say either, and Ile stay the circ.u.mstance: Let me be satisfied, ist good or bad?
Nur. Well, you haue made a simple choice, you know not how to chuse a man: Romeo, no not he though his face be better then any mans, yet his legs excels all mens, and for a hand, and a foote, and a body, though they be not to be talkt on, yet they are past compare: he is not the flower of curtesie, but Ile warrant him as gentle a Lambe: go thy waies wench, serue G.o.d. What haue you din"d at home?
Iul. No no: but all this did I know before What saies he of our marriage? what of that?
Nur. Lord how my head akes, what a head haue I?
It beates as it would fall in twenty peeces.
My backe a tother side: o my backe, my backe: Beshrew your heart for sending me about To catch my death with iaunting vp and downe
Iul. Ifaith: I am sorrie that thou art so well.
Sweet sweet, sweet Nurse, tell me what saies my Loue?
Nur. Your Loue saies like an honest Gentleman, And a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, And I warrant a vertuous: where is your Mother?
Iul. Where is my Mother?