Tim. That"s a lasciuious apprehension

Ape. So, thou apprehend"st it, Take it for thy labour

Tim. How dost thou like this Iewell, Apemantus?

Ape. Not so well as plain-dealing, which wil not cast a man a Doit

Tim. What dost thou thinke "tis worth?



Ape. Not worth my thinking.

How now Poet?

Poet. How now Philosopher?

Ape. Thou lyest

Poet. Art not one?

Ape. Yes

Poet. Then I lye not

Ape. Art not a Poet?

Poet. Yes

Ape. Then thou lyest: Looke in thy last worke, where thou hast feign"d him a worthy Fellow

Poet. That"s not feign"d, he is so

Ape. Yes he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy labour. He that loues to be flattered, is worthy o"th flatterer.

Heauens, that I were a Lord

Tim. What wouldst do then Apemantus?

Ape. E"ne as Apemantus does now, hate a Lord with my heart

Tim. What thy selfe?

Ape. I

Tim. Wherefore?

Ape. That I had no angry wit to be a Lord.

Art not thou a Merchant?

Mer. I Apemantus

Ape. Traffick confound thee, if the G.o.ds will not

Mer. If Trafficke do it, the G.o.ds do it

Ape. Traffickes thy G.o.d, & thy G.o.d confound thee.

Trumpet sounds. Enter a Messenger.

Tim. What Trumpets that?

Mes. "Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty Horse All of Companionship

Tim. Pray entertaine them, giue them guide to vs.

You must needs dine with me: go not you hence Till I haue thankt you: when dinners done Shew me this peece, I am ioyfull of your sights.

Enter Alcibiades with the rest.

Most welcome Sir

Ape. So, so; their Aches contract, and sterue your supple ioynts: that there should bee small loue amongest these sweet Knaues, and all this Curtesie. The straine of mans bred out into Baboon and Monkey

Alc. Sir, you haue sau"d my longing, and I feed Most hungerly on your sight

Tim. Right welcome Sir: Ere we depart, wee"l share a bounteous time In different pleasures.

Pray you let vs in.

Exeunt.

Enter two Lords.

1.Lord What time a day is"t Apemantus?

Ape. Time to be honest

1 That time serues still

Ape. The most accursed thou that still omitst it

2 Thou art going to Lord Timons Feast

Ape. I, to see meate fill Knaues, and Wine heat fooles

2 Farthee well, farthee well

Ape. Thou art a Foole to bid me farewell twice

2 Why Apemantus?

Ape. Should"st haue kept one to thy selfe, for I meane to giue thee none

1 Hang thy selfe

Ape. No I will do nothing at thy bidding: Make thy requests to thy Friend

2 Away vnpeaceable Dogge, Or Ile spurne thee hence

Ape. I will flye like a dogge, the heeles a"th" a.s.se

1 Hee"s opposite to humanity.

Come shall we in, And taste Lord Timons bountie: he out-goes The verie heart of kindnesse

2 He powres it out: Plutus the G.o.d of Gold Is but his Steward: no meede but he repayes Seuen-fold aboue it selfe: No guift to him, But breeds the giuer a returne: exceeding All vse of quittance

1 The n.o.blest minde he carries, That euer gouern"d man

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