King. Pretty Ophelia
Ophe. Indeed la? without an oath Ile make an end ont.
By gis, and by S[aint]. Charity, Alacke, and fie for shame: Yong men wil doo"t, if they come too"t, By c.o.c.ke they are too blame.
Quoth she before you tumbled me, You promis"d me to Wed: So would I ha done by yonder Sunne, And thou hadst not come to my bed
King. How long hath she bin thus?
Ophe. I hope all will be well. We must bee patient, but I cannot choose but weepe, to thinke they should lay him i"th" cold ground: My brother shall knowe of it, and so I thanke you for your good counsell. Come, my Coach: Goodnight Ladies: Goodnight sweet Ladies: Goodnight, goodnight.
Enter.
King. Follow her close, Giue her good watch I pray you: Oh this is the poyson of deepe greefe, it springs All from her Fathers death. Oh Gertrude, Gertrude, When sorrowes comes, they come not single spies, But in Battalians. First, her Father slaine, Next your Sonne gone, and he most violent Author Of his owne iust remoue: the people muddied, Thicke and vnwholsome in their thoughts, and whispers For good Polonius death; and we haue done but greenly In hugger mugger to interre him. Poore Ophelia Diuided from her selfe, and her faire Iudgement, Without the which we are Pictures, or meere Beasts.
Last, and as much containing as all these, Her Brother is in secret come from France, Keepes on his wonder, keepes himselfe in clouds, And wants not Buzzers to infect his eare With pestilent Speeches of his Fathers death, Where in necessitie of matter Beggard, Will nothing sticke our persons to Arraigne In eare and eare. O my deere Gertrude, this, Like to a murdering Peece in many places, Giues me superfluous death.
A Noise within.
Enter a Messenger.
Qu. Alacke, what noyse is this?
King. Where are my Switzers?
Let them guard the doore. What is the matter?
Mes. Saue your selfe, my Lord.
The Ocean (ouer-peering of his List) Eates not the Flats with more impittious haste Then young Laertes, in a Riotous head, Ore-beares your Officers, the rabble call him Lord, And as the world were now but to begin, Antiquity forgot, Custome not knowne, The Ratifiers and props of euery word, They cry choose we? Laertes shall be King, Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds, Laertes shall be King, Laertes King
Qu. How cheerefully on the false Traile they cry, Oh this is Counter you false Danish Dogges.
Noise within. Enter Laertes.
King. The doores are broke
Laer. Where is the King, sirs? Stand you all without
All. No, let"s come in
Laer. I pray you giue me leaue
Al. We will, we will
Laer. I thanke you: Keepe the doore.
Oh thou vilde King, giue me my Father
Qu. Calmely good Laertes
Laer. That drop of blood, that calmes Proclaimes me b.a.s.t.a.r.d: Cries Cuckold to my Father, brands the Harlot Euen heere betweene the chaste vnsmirched brow Of my true Mother
King. What is the cause Laertes, That thy Rebellion lookes so Gyant-like?
Let him go Gertrude: Do not feare our person: There"s such Diuinity doth hedge a King, That Treason can but peepe to what it would, Acts little of his will. Tell me Laertes, Why thou art thus Incenst? Let him go Gertrude.
Speake man
Laer. Where"s my Father?
King. Dead
Qu. But not by him
King. Let him demand his fill
Laer. How came he dead? Ile not be Iuggel"d with.
To h.e.l.l Allegeance: Vowes, to the blackest diuell.
Conscience and Grace, to the profoundest Pit.
I dare d.a.m.nation: to this point I stand, That both the worlds I giue to negligence, Let come what comes: onely Ile be reueng"d Most throughly for my Father
King. Who shall stay you?
Laer. My Will, not all the world, And for my meanes, Ile husband them so well, They shall go farre with little
King. Good Laertes: If you desire to know the certaintie Of your deere Fathers death, if writ in your reuenge, That Soop-stake you will draw both Friend and Foe, Winner and Looser
Laer. None but his Enemies
King. Will you know them then
La. To his good Friends, thus wide Ile ope my Armes: And like the kinde Life-rend"ring Politician, Repast them with my blood
King. Why now you speake Like a good Childe, and a true Gentleman.
That I am guiltlesse of your Fathers death, And am most sensible in greefe for it, It shall as leuell to your Iudgement pierce As day do"s to your eye.
A noise within. Let her come in.
Enter Ophelia.
Laer. How now? what noise is that?
Oh heate drie vp my Braines, teares seuen times salt, Burne out the Sence and Vertue of mine eye.
By Heauen, thy madnesse shall be payed by waight, Till our Scale turnes the beame. Oh Rose of May, Deere Maid, kinde Sister, sweet Ophelia: Oh Heauens, is"t possible, a yong Maids wits, Should be as mortall as an old mans life?
Nature is fine in Loue, and where "tis fine, It sends some precious instance of it selfe After the thing it loues
Ophe. They bore him bare fac"d on the Beer, Hey non nony, nony, hey nony: And on his graue raines many a teare, Fare you well my Doue
Laer. Had"st thou thy wits, and did"st perswade Reuenge, it could not moue thus
Ophe. You must sing downe a-downe, and you call him a-downe-a. Oh, how the wheele becomes it? It is the false Steward that stole his masters daughter
Laer. This nothings more then matter
Ophe. There"s Rosemary, that"s for Remembraunce.
Pray loue remember: and there is Paconcies, that"s for Thoughts
Laer. A doc.u.ment in madnesse, thoughts & remembrance fitted
Ophe. There"s Fennell for you, and Columbines: ther"s Rew for you, and heere"s some for me. Wee may call it Herbe-Grace a Sundaies: Oh you must weare your Rew with a difference. There"s a Daysie, I would giue you some Violets, but they wither"d all when my Father dyed: They say, he made a good end; For bonny sweet Robin is all my ioy
Laer. Thought, and Affliction, Pa.s.sion, h.e.l.l it selfe: She turnes to Fauour, and to prettinesse