Shinigami hime no saikon (死神姫の再婚) Chapter 1(mangaupdates information)
Main girl: Alicia
New additions!
Lolicon: Raisen*
Honkers: Nora
*********Just making sure but you all read the prologue chapter first right? I keep getting more hits for chapter 1 than the prologue so I’m just double checking ~
Last we left off, main chick left her bachelorette pad to go meet with the man who said he’d marry her, despite the fact her first husband was slaughtered at the alter and she’s called the Death Princess because she brings death to those she’s near (supposedly).
This dude sounds like he’s missing a few marbles xD
And the last thing main chick said in the prologue was she hoped her husband had no head ~
O__O Okay, maybe they are a match made in heaven&h.e.l.lip;
So she gets there and the place looks like a haunted house. The garden is nasty. The roof is nasty. The statues are nasty. And boy does ol’ girl love it. She’s like, fuq yeah! My dream home <3 everyone standing="" outside="" is="" thinking wtf (ಠ_ಠ);="" this="" is="" the="" death="" princess? they="" were="" expecting="" some="" crazy="" b.i.t.c.h="" in="" black="" with="" an="" evil="" laser="" shooting="" pumpkin="" sidekick,="" not="" some="" hilly-billy="" chick="" who="" organisms="" at="" the="" sight="" of="" a="" gargoyle="" statue.="" she="" goes="" inside="" and="" fangasims="" about="" how="" nasty="" everything="" looks="" inside.="" the="" maids="" inside="" are="" all, wtf (ಠ_ಠ);="" this="" is="" the="" death="" princess? a="" man="" comes="" down="" the="" stairs="" and="" poses="" dramatically.="" he="" tells="" main="" chick="" he’s="" her="" soon-to-be-husband.="" main="" chick="" is="" a="" little="" sad="" because="" he="" has="" a="" head. lol! some="" random="" big="" b.o.o.bed="" maid="" jumps="" on="" the="" dude,="" rubbing="" her="" honkers="" on="" his="" arm.="" main="" dude="" ignores="" her="" honkers="" and="" instead="" talks="" to="" the="" main="" chick.="" wtf,="" you’re="" the="" death="" princess? (ಠ_ಠ)="" –="" is="" his="">
Girl: ( ﾟヮﾟ) I like what you’ve done with the place
After some talking, dude decides what the h.e.l.l, and still wants to be her 2nd hubby&h.e.l.lip;because HE BOUGHT HER! Him: YOU CAN’T RUN BUT YOU CAN CRY&h.e.l.lip;LIKE A b.i.t.c.h! GO ON! CRY! But the main girl is all, meh it’s better than going back home and being poor. Thanks for your purchase ~ Naturally dude is a little (ಠ_ಠ) about the situation.
The chapter ends with him saying, let’s get married b.i.t.c.h
Chapter 1 end ~
*to those of you wondering why I named Raisen (main dude) Lolicon (I’ll be using his new nickname in future chapters) it’s because 1.) he wasn’t turned on by Nora rubbing her honkers on him 2.) Alicia looks like a 12 year old and 3.) he’s 33&h.e.l.lip;