""Treat me fair," he ses, "and I"ll treat other people fair. I never broke my word without a good reason for it, and that"s more than everybody can say. If I told you the praise I"ve "ad from some people you wouldn"t believe it."
"I let "im go on till he "ad talked "imself into a good temper, and then I told "im of the little job I "ad got for "im. He listened quiet till I "ad finished, and then he shook "is "ead.
""It ain"t in my line," he ses.
""There"s "arf a quid "anging to it," I ses.
""Arry shook his "ead agin. "Tain"t enough, mate," he ses. "If you was to make it a quid I won"t say as I mightn"t think of it."
"I "ad told the skipper that it might cost "im a quid, so I knew "ow far I could go; and at last, arter "Arry "ad got as far as the door three times, I gave way.
""And I"ll "ave it now," he ses, "to prevent mistakes."
""No, "Arry," I ses, very firm. "Besides, it ain"t my money, you see."
""You mean to say you don"t trust me," "e ses, firing up.
""I"d trust you with untold gold," I ses, "but not with a real quid; you"re too fond of a joke, "Arry."
"We "ad another long argyment about it, and I had to tell "im plain at last that when I wanted to smell "is fist, I"d say so.
""You turn up at the wharf at five minutes to seven," I ses, "and I"ll give you ten bob of it; arter you"ve done your business I"ll give you the other. Come along quiet, and you"ll see me waiting at the gate for you."
"He gave way arter a time, and, fust going "ome for a cup o" tea, I went on to the wharf to tell the skipper "ow things stood.
""It couldn"t "ave "appened better," he ses. "Uncle d.i.c.k is sure to be aboard at that time, "cos "e"s going acrost the water at eight o"clock to pay "er a visit. And all the hands"ll be away. I"ve made sure of that."
"He gave me the money for Artful "Arry in two "arf-suverins, and then we went over to the "Albion" for a quiet gla.s.s and a pipe, and to wait for seven o"clock.
"I left "im there at ten minutes to, and at five minutes to, punctual to the minute, I see "Arry coming along swinging a thick stick with a k.n.o.b on the end of it.
""Where"s the "arf thick-un?" he ses, looking round to see that the coast was clear.
"I gave it to "im, and arter biting it in three places and saying it was a bit short in weight he dropped it in "is weskit-pocket and said "e was ready.
"I left "im there for a minute while I went and "ad a look round. The deck of the Snipe was empty, but I could "ear Uncle d.i.c.k down in the cabin singing; and, arter listening for a few seconds to make sure that it was singing, I went back and beckoned to "Arry.
""He"s down in the cabin," I ses, pointing. "Don"t overdo it, "Arry, and at the same time don"t underdo it, as you might say."
""I know just wot you want," ses "Arry, "and if you"d got the "art of a man in you, you"d make it two quids."
"He climbed on board and stood listening for a moment at the companion, and then "e went down, while I went off outside the gate, so as to be out of earshot in case Uncle d.i.c.k called for me. I knew that I should "ear all about wot went on arterwards--and I did.
"Artful "Arry went down the companion-ladder very quiet, and then stood at the foot of it looking at Uncle d.i.c.k. He looked "im up and down and all over, and then "e gave a fierce, loud cough.
""Good-evening," he ses.
""Good-evening," ses Uncle d.i.c.k, staring at "im. "Did you want to see anybody?"
""I did," ses "Arry. "I do. And when I see "im I"m going to put my arms round "im and twist "is neck; then I"m going to break every bone in "is body, and arter that I"m going to shy "im overboard to pison the fishes with."
""Dear me!" ses Uncle d.i.c.k, shifting away as far as "e could.
""I ain"t "ad a wink o" sleep for two nights," ses "Arry--"not ever since I "eard of it. When I think of all I"ve done for that woman-working for "er, and such-like-my blood boils. When I think of her pa.s.sing "erself off as a widder--my widder--and going out with another man, I don"t know wot to do with myself."
"Uncle d.i.c.k started and turned pale. Fust "e seemed as if "e was going to speak, and then "e thought better of it. He sat staring at "Arry as if "e couldn"t believe his eyes.
""Wot would you do with a man like that?" ses "Arry. "I ask you, as man to man, wot would you do to "im?"
""P"r"aps-p"r"aps "e didn"t know," ses Uncle d.i.c.k, stammering.
""Didn"t know!" ses "Arry. "Don"t care, you mean. We"ve got a nice little "ome, and, just because I"ve "ad to leave it and lay low for a bit for knifing a man, she takes advantage of it. And it ain"t the fust time, neither. Wot"s the matter?"
""Touch-touch of ague; I get it sometimes," ses Uncle d.i.c.k.
""I want to see this man Finch," ses "Arry, shaking "is k.n.o.bby stick.
"m.u.f.fit, my name is, and I want to tell "im so."
"Uncle d.i.c.k nearly shook "imself on to the floor.
""I--I"ll go and see if "e"s in the fo"c"sle," he ses at last.
""He ain"t there, "cos I"ve looked," ses "Arry, "arf shutting "is eyes and looking at "im hard. "Wot might your name be?"
""My name"s Finch," ses Uncle d.i.c.k, putting out his "ands to keep him off; "but I thought she was a widder. She told me her "usband died ten years ago; she"s deceived me as well as you. I wouldn"t ha" dreamt of taking any notice of "er if I"d known. Truth, I wouldn"t. I should"nt ha" dreamt of such a thing."
"Artful "Arry played with "is stick a little, and stood looking at "im with a horrible look on "is face.
"""Ow am I to know you"re speaking the truth?" he ses, very slow. "Eh?
"Ow can you prove it?"
""If it was the last word I was to speak I"d say the same," ses Uncle d.i.c.k. "I tell you, I am as innercent as a new-born babe."
""If that"s true," ses "Arry, "she"s deceived both of us. Now, if I let you go will you go straight off and bring her "ere to me?"
""I will," ses Uncle d.i.c.k, jumping up.
"""Arf a mo," ses "Arry, holding up "is stick very quick. "One thing is, if you don"t come back, I"ll "ave you another day. I can"t make up my mind wot to do. I can"t think--I ain"t tasted food for two days. If I "ad any money in my pocket I"d "ave a bite while you"re gone."
""Why not get something?" ses Uncle d.i.c.k, putting his "and in his pocket, in a great "urry to please him, and pulling out some silver.
""Arry said "e would, and then he stood on one side to let "im pa.s.s, and even put the k.n.o.bby stick under "im to help "im up the companion-ladder.
"Uncle d.i.c.k pa.s.sed me two minutes arterwards without a word, and set off down the road as fast as "is little legs "ud carry "im. I watched "im out o" sight, and then I went on board the schooner to see how "Arry "ad got on.
"Arry," I ses, when he "ad finished, "you"re a masterpiece!"
""I know I am," he ses. "Wot about that other "arf-quid?"