Or Lizzie and Tom might be on the floor and spy him, and Lizzie call to Tom, saying,--
"Oh, Tom, here is poor Chammy. I"m sure he is cold. Let us take him and nurse him by the fire a little."
And Lizzie might roll him in a Shetland-wool shawl, and sit down before the blaze to warm him, shawl and all, being very much astonished, perhaps, when she opened the shawl to have a peep, to find no Chammy there at all.
"Oh, Tom! Tom!" she would say, looking half afraid, "I"m sure I had Chammy in my hands, and I"m sure I rolled him up; and now, why, he is clean gone!"
Or the c.o.c.katoo might see him, if Uncle Ben were there, and raise a terrible alarm, shrieking and crying, "Scray! Scray! Scray!" till all the prismatic crystals in the old-fashioned chandelier jingled to the sound.
Or the Colonel himself might find him.
"Oh, you"re on the hop, are you?" the Colonel would say. "Now you just come back to your perch by the ingle-nook."
And he would lift him by the crest that was over his head and carry him back to the branch.
Chammy was a good-tempered kind of a chameleon at most times, though he could bite a little, and give a good pinch too if he saw any occasion; but there was nothing in the world made him more indignant than being lifted up by the crest.
It was a handy way of lifting him certainly, but Chammy used to get pea-green with anger when you did so, and his little nimble eyes would look directly back at you; or, I should rather say, one of them would, for very seldom indeed did he send them both to duty at the same time.
"Put me down at once, sir," he would say, or seem to say, "this is an indignity I do not feel called upon tamely to submit to. You would not dare to lift a crocodile of the Nile thus. Yet I, too, belong to the ancient family of the Saurians, and I bid you beware."
I have said that Chammy could bite. This is true; but if the weather were extra cold, he would stand any amount of teasing rather than be bothered turning his head or opening his mouth to pinch you. One of Chammy"s mottoes was "_Perceverantia vincit_" (Perseverance overcomes), and if his master put him back on his perch a hundred and fifty times after he, Chammy, had made up his mind to reach the top of that curtain, or get out at the window to climb a tree, he would watch his chance, bide his time, and begin all over again.
That is the sort of chameleon Chammy was.
The deliberation manifested in all the droll animal"s movements was something to watch and wonder at, and afforded no end of amus.e.m.e.nt to Lizzie and Tom. He never lifted more than one leg at a time. Not he.
Four legs in four seconds. That was the speed of his pedal progression, and you didn"t need a stop-watch either to determine it. But he studied periodically on the march. He might be slow, but he was also wondrous sure, and when it came to the turn of say a left hind leg, to move it had to come to time, else Chammy would slightly turn his head and focus one goggle backwards, as much as to say:
"What"s the hitch along down there? Why on earth don"t you move instead of delaying the procession?"
When Chammy saw a fly that he had taken a fancy to, he would stalk cautiously along towards it, one leg at a time of course, and if the fly was fool enough to wait there long enough, why, it got caught and swallowed, that was all. If it didn"t, why Chammy evinced no great degree of disappointment, another fly would be sure to come. Everything comes to the chameleon who waits. So he would wait.
There was a deal to be done, mind you, before a fly could be caught, he must first judge the distance, being well acquainted with the length of his own tongue. Then the jaws began to open, which they did as slowly as the minute hand of a watch. After the jaws were opened and both goggles focussed, the tongue, which looked like a garden snail, went slowly straight out. Pop! Where is the fly? And where is the tongue?
Well, the tongue went back like a bit of india-rubber, and evidently the fly was there too, for Chammy immediately began to move his jaws like a cow chewing the cud, only infinitely slower.
When flies were scarce, Lizzie or Tom fed Chammy with mealworms. They would take up one at a time with a pair of forceps and put it on Chammy"s plate.
Chammy"s plate, by the way, was the lid of a pill-box, and sometimes he would eat a dozen good big fat mealworms at one sitting, and perhaps refuse food for ten days or more after it. If presented with a mealworm when not hungry, Chammy would focus it with one eye for about a dozen seconds, then slowly turn his head away in the drollest manner possible.
"Excuse me," he would seem to say, "but I couldn"t touch it. No good eating if you"re not hungry, is there? Take it away. Take it away."
Chammy"s att.i.tudes were droll in the extreme while on his tree-branch.
Sometimes he would be quite perpendicular against a topmost twig, which he held for all the world as an old, old man holds his long staff, his chin resting on his two clasped hands. When he had warmed both his hands at the fire on a wintry day, he used to slowly turn round his back to the blaze to entice a little heat into his chilly old spine.
But Chammy got many a tumble, and sometimes he would stupidly catch his own tail to prevent himself from falling. So that if he had lived for hundreds of years, and he certainly gave one that impression, he had not gained a very great amount of wisdom in that time.
But he was wise enough to know that the flies were to be found mostly on the window panes, though for the life of him he never could discover why he couldn"t catch one when it was on the other side of the gla.s.s, he would have a shot at such a fly again and again, then turn pea-green with anger and disappointment, and crawl slowly away.
The Colonel was a very humane man, and when the frost became very hard, he placed a small but elegant oil-stove in a corner for the comfort of the chameleon. It had crimson gla.s.s in front, and as this gla.s.s got warm, Chammy used to stand up against it, the whole forming a very pretty picture.
Then Lizzie got a box and lined it with red flannel, and Chammy was put to bed in it every night. But the oil-stove had to be lit before he could be prevailed upon to stir of a morning. When Chammy felt certain, from his feelings, that the room was well-aired, then he gathered himself slowly up and took up a position on the edge of the box and in the front of the stove, and there he stood for hours, warming first one hand and then another.
Well, I have been writing about this queer pet all the time as if it had been a male. But the truth is, it turned out to be as Tommie said, a "her chameleon," for lo! and behold it was discovered one morning that Chammy had laid some eggs. She put them all together in a heap in the corner and appeared to be employed all the time lifting and counting them and feeling them over. There were five altogether, about the size and shape of small beans, and pink in colour.
Chammy ate no food after this. She didn"t even seem to care to come any more to warm her toes at the stove. And, on going to take off the lid of her box one morning, Lizzie found poor Chammy immovable and colder than ever she had been before.
Then Lizzie sat down on the floor beside the red-lined box and burst into tears.
They made Chammy a grave near the sweet-scented syringa-tree, and when spring-time came, they planted it with forget-me-nots, and Chammy never came again.
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN.
SHIREEN"S BIRTHDAY.--STAMBOUL"S LIFE AND CAREER.
Shireen"s birthday party at the Castle was going to be a very grand affair, so Tommy and Lizzie would have told you, for they had made great preparations for celebrating the event.
Shireen had reached the advanced age of one-and-twenty, and yet there was but little sign that her strength was actually failing her. She did not care to move about quite so much as she had done many years before, and preferred, as we have seen, to take her little rambles about the village, and visit her many friends there.
She preferred, too, the lawn to the forest on a sunny summer"s afternoon, or a seat by the low fire among her old friends, when the wintry winds were roaring around the chimneys, and shaking doors and windows.
But to look at Shireen, with her lovely coat, her sweet face, her wee, short ears, and blue eyes, you would not have said she was more than seven.
"I wonder," said Lizzie, on the morning of Shireen"s birthday, "if Mrs Cooper will come, and bring her lovely prize cat Stamboul?"
"Oh, yes, she is sure to come," was the reply. "I"ve just had a letter."
So away ran Lizzie and Tom to complete the arrangements for the afternoon and evening entertainment, for the great _coup de theatre_ was to consist of lighting up the grounds after dark with coloured lamps, and the flowerbeds and borders with fairy lights, and this duty devolved upon Lizzie and her little brother.
How anxiously they scanned the sky as they hung up their lamps and their Chinese lanterns, and how suspiciously they eyed the clouds, I need not tell you. But twenty times, at least, Tom ran to ask his uncle if he was quite sure it wouldn"t rain. So at last Uncle Clarkson told him that he was only a soldier, and not supposed to be able to read the signs or the sky, and that if they wanted true information, they must go to old Ben; they might as well bring him to luncheon. So, as soon as everything had been completed to the entire satisfaction of the children, off they set, and in a little more than an hour"s time, they re-appeared again, dragging Uncle Ben by his two hands on to the lawn.
Luncheon was laid in a tent erected specially for the purpose, and some time before they all sat down, a carriage rattled up the avenue, and Mrs Cooper herself alighted with her maid, who was carrying a mysterious-looking parcel, which was half basket, half bird"s cage, and really was the travelling-home of Stamboul, the prize cat.
Everyone waited anxiously to see Stamboul, and when presently he stalked forth, with his lovely red and white coat shining like satin and floating all over him, there was a general hum of admiration.
Stamboul did not take very much notice of anyone, he gave one glance at Shireen, then looked at the dogs. Satisfying himself, apparently, that they were harmless, he next turned his attention to the gra.s.s, walking gingerly over it, and shaking a fore-foot at every step, in case it might be damp.
Then he entered the tent and disposed of himself in a straw chair, that had a cushion to it.
Now, although the party congregated together to celebrate Shireen"s birthday was everything that could be desired, and though the feast was fit for a queen, and the lawn and grounds after dark looked like a scene from the "Arabian Nights," still it is more with the cats and dogs we have to do than with Lizzie"s and Tom"s little human friends, or the older human beings who sat in the tent, talking and laughing very pleasantly indeed.
Shireen and her old friends occupied a beautifully lit up summer-house.
Even Cracker and the chameleon, who at this time was alive, were here to-night; but Stamboul occupied the place of honour, which was a straw chair, and he accepted the dignity with the easy grace of a prince of the blood royal, and as if he quite merited the honour and dignity.
For some time he sat thoughtfully washing his beautiful face, and all kept silence around him, till he should be pleased to break the silence.
"Yes, Shireen," he said at last, "I have been a prize cat now for many years, and, indeed, I believe I am ent.i.tled to dub myself a champion.
Oh, no, Mr Warlock," he continued, smiling, "I wasn"t always a prize cat; nor have I been all my life as beautiful and fully pelaged as I am now; indeed, I was once as plain and humble-looking as your friend Tabby there."