"Alvin," says I, "it"s some education to travel with you."
"I"m a clumsy a.s.s!" says he. "Poor wretch! I could think of nothing sensible to do for her. Let"s say no more about it. I must get that suitcase from the baggage room."
He greets the grumpy checkroom tyrant like a friend and brother, and has just slipped him a cigar when a husky-built square-jawed gent steps up behind and taps Alvin familiar on the shoulder.
Alvin"s jaw sags disappointed for a second as he turns; but he recovers quick and gives the cheerful hail. "Oh, it"s you, is it, Scully?" says he. "I thought I"d given you the slip completely this time. Hope I haven"t made you a lot of trouble."
"Not a bit, Mr. Barton," says Scully. "You know it"s a change for us, Sir, getting out this way, with all expenses paid. They sent Talcott with me, Sir."
"Fine!" says Alvin. "Of course I like them all; but I"m glad it happened to be you and Talcott this trip."
"Hope you"re ready to go back, Sir," says Scully.
"Oh, quite," says Alvin. "I"ve had a bully good time; but I"m getting a little tired. And, by the way, please remember to have the doctor send fifteen dollars to my friend McCabe here. You explain, will you, Scully?"
Scully does. "From Dr. Slade"s Restorium," says he, noddin" at Alvin and tappin" his forehead. "Quite a harmless gentleman, Sir."
"Eh?" says I, turnin" to Alvin. "You from a nut factory? Good night!"
"It"s a whim of Uncle"s," says Alvin, chucklin". "He"s gone a little cracked over making and saving money. Poor old chap! Ego developed most abnormally. But the Judge he took me before was that kind too; so I am compelled to live with Dr. Slade. Jolly crowd up there, though. Come along, Scully; we mustn"t be late for dinner."
And off he goes, smilin" contented and friendly at anyone who happens to look his way. Wouldn"t that crimp you?
Course, my first move after gettin" back to the studio was to dig that check of his out of the safe and query the bank. "No account here," the clerk "phones back prompt, and I could see the Universal Liquid Container Company takin" a final plunge down the coal chute.
For days, though, I put off callin" the bunch together and announcin"
the sad fact. More"n a week went by, and I was still dreadin" to do it.
Then here this mornin" in romps young Blair Woodbury, his eyes sparklin"
and a broad grin on his face. He"s flourishin" a bundle about the size of a two weeks" fam"ly wash, and as he sees me he lets out a joy yelp.
"Well, why the riot?" says I. "What you got there?"
"Containers!" says he. "Old Nevins has got the compressor working. Sixty seconds to make these, my boy--two hundred in one minute! Count "em!"
"I"ll take your word for it," says I. "That"s fine, too. But I"m carryin" all the comp"ny stock I can stand. Go out and convince some other come-ons."
"I don"t have to," says he. "Why, during the last four days the issue has been oversubscribed. It was getting that Mr. Barton, of Pratt & Barton, on our list that turned the trick."
"Alvin!" I gasps. "Why--why, he"s only a batty nephew, that they keep under guard. Bughouse, you know. His check"s no good."
"Doesn"t matter in the least," says Blair. "He made good bait. We"re established, I tell you! Get the board together, and we"ll let the contracts for the factory. And then--well, McCabe, if our stock doesn"t hit one hundred and fifty inside of six months, I--I"ll eat every one of these!"
And, say, allowin" for all his extra enthusiasm, it looks like we stood to win. I expect the other directors"ll be some jarred, though, when they hear about Alvin. I started in to break it to Swifty Joe.
"By the way, Swifty," says I, "you remember that Barton party who was in here one day?"
"_Mister_ Barton," says he reprovin". "Say, he was a reg"lar guy, he was!"
"Think so?" says I.
"Think!" explodes Swifty indignant. "Ahr-r-r chee! Why, say, any bonehead could see he was a real" gent to the last tap of the gong."
And, say, I didn"t have the heart to break the spell. For, after all, admittin" the state of his belfry, I don"t know that many of us has so much on Alvin, at that.
THE END
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LAVENDER AND OLD LACE.
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A SPINNER IN THE SUN.
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