"Whydn"t the Ord"ly say last night there "d be guard-mountin" at 9 o"clock this mornin"? I s"posed that fer a man to be mounted meant straddlin" a boss or s"mother kind of an animal."
"Ain"t ye never goin" to larn nuthin"," said Shorty, with a laugh.
"Guard-mountin" don"t mean fer the men to git on hosses. It"s only the name they gives it in the Army Reggelations. Dunno why they calls it that, "nless it"s "cause the guards has to "mount" anybody that tries to pa.s.s "thout the countersign. But don"t ye fool yerself with thinkin"
yer goin" to get to ride. We"ll keep pluggin" along afoot, on guard or anywhere else, same"s we have all the time."
Thus rudely was shattered another of Si Klegg"s bright illusions.
The whole regiment turned out to witness the ceremony of guard-mounting.
It was the first time the exigencies of the campaign had permitted the 200th Ind. to do this in regular style. The Adjutant was the most important personage, and stood so straight that he narrowly escaped falling over backward. In order to guard against making a mess of it, he had spent half the night rehearsing the various commands in his tent.
Thus prepared, he managed to get through it in very fair shape.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SO STRAIGHT HE LEANED BACKWABD 211 ]
The next thing on the program for the day was the inspection. The boys had been industriously engaged in cleaning up their muskets and accouterments, and putting their scanty wardrobes in presentable condition. In arranging his knapsack for the Colonel"s eye, each man carefully laid a clean shirt, if he had one, on the top. The garments that were not clean he either stowed away in the tent or put at the bottom of the knapsack. In this he was actuated by the same principle that prompts the thrifty farmer to put the biggest apples and strawberries at the top of his measure.
The clothing of the regiment was already in an advanced stage of demoralization. It was of the "shoddy" sort that a good hard wind would almost blow to pieces.
Corporal Klegg was anxious that not only his person, but all his belongings, should make as good an appearance as possible. He put on the best and cleanest garments he had, and then betook himself to fixing his knapsack so it would pa.s.s muster.
"Them duds is a bad lot," he said to Shorty, casting rueful glances at the little heap of soiled and ragged clothes. "Purty hard to make a decent show with them things."
"Wait a minute," said Shorty, "an" I"ll show ye a little trick."
Taking his poncho under His arm. Shorty went to the rear of the camp, where the mules were feeding, and presently returned with a bunch of hay.
"What ye goin" to do with that?" asked Si.
"You jest do "s I tell ye, and don"t ask no questions. Cram some o" this hay into yer knapsack "n" fill "er up "n" then put a shirt or suthin", the best ye kin find, on top, "n" the Colonel "ll think she"s full o"
clothes right from the laundry. I"m goin" to fix mine that way."
"Shorty, you"re a trump!" said Si, approvingly. "That "ll be a bully scheme."
It required but a few minutes to carry out the plan. The hay was stuffed into the knapsack, and all vagrant spears were carefully tucked in.
Then a garment, folded so as to conceal its worst features, was nicely spread over the hay, the flaps were closed and buckled, and the young Hoosiers were ready for inspection.
"S"posen the Colonel sh"d take a notion to go pokin" down into them knapsacks," said Si; "don"t ye think it"d be purty cold weather for us?"
"P"r"aps it mout," answered Shorty; "but we"ve got ter take the chances.
He"s got seven or eight hundred knapsacks to "nspect, "n" I don"t b"lieve he"ll stick his nose down into very many on "em!"
At the appointed time the battalion was formed and the inspection was gone through with in good style. The Colonel and the field and staff officers, escorted by the Captain of each successive company, moved gradually between the ranks, their swords dangling around and getting mixed up with their legs. The soldiers stood facing inward like so many wooden men, with their open knapsacks lying upon the ground at their feet. The Colonel looked sharply right and left, stopped now and then to commend a soldier whose "straps" were in particularly good condition, or to "go for" another whose slouchy appearance betokened untidy habits. If a b.u.t.ton was missing, or a shoe untied, his eye was keen to detect it, and a word of reproof was administered to the delinquent.
As the Colonel started down the line of Company Q Si watched him out of the corners of his eyes with no little anxiety. His heart thumped as he saw him occasionally stoop and fumble over the contents of a knapsack, evidently to test the truth of Longfellow"s declaration that "things are not what they seem." What if the Colonel should go down into the bowels of Si"s knapsack! Si fairly shuddered at the thought.
Si, being the shortest of the Corporals, was at the foot of the company, while Shorty, on account of his hight, was well up toward the head. Si almost fainted when he saw the Colonel stop in front of his "pard"
and make an examination of his fatlooking knapsack. Military official dignity gave way when the removal of the single garment exposed the stuffing of hay. The officers burst into a laugh at the unexpected revelation, while the boys on either side almost exploded in their enjoyment of Shorty"s discomfiture.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SI ALMOST PANTED WHEN THE COLONEL STOPPED 215 ]
"Captain," said the Colonel, with as much sternness as he could command, "as soon as your company is dismissed detail a guard to take charge of this man. Have him take the hay out of his knapsack and fill it with stones--and see that it is filled full. Have this man put it on and march him up and down the company street till church-call, and then take him to hear the Chaplain. He needs to be preached to. Perhaps, between the knapsack-drill and the Chaplain, we can straight him out."
Corporal Klegg heard all this, and he wished the ground might open and swallow him. "These stripes is gone this time, sure!" he said to himself, as he looked at the chevrons on his arm. "But there"s no use givin" yourself away, Si. Brace up, "n" mebbe the Colonel "ll skip ye."
Si had been badly shaken up by the Colonel"s episode with Shorty, but by a great effort he gathered himself together and was at his best, externally, when the Colonel reached him, though his thoughts were in a raging condition. His face was clean and rosy, and his general make-up was as good as could be expected under the circ.u.mstances.
The Colonel had always remembered Si as the soldier he had promoted to be a Corporal for his gallantry in the little skirmish a few days before. As he came up he greeted the Corporal with a smile and a nod of recognition. He was evidently pleased at his tidy appearance. He cast a glance at the voluptuous knapsack, and Si"s heart seemed to sink away down into his shoes.
But the fates smiled on Si that day. The Colonel turned to the Captain and told him that Corporal Klegg was the model soldier of Company Q. Si was the happiest man in the universe at that precise moment. It was not on account of the compliment the Colonel had paid him, but because his knapsack had escaped a critical inspection of its contents.
The inspection over, Company Q marched back to its quarters and was dismissed. Poor Shorty was soon tramping to and fro, under guard, humping his back to ease the load that had been put upon it. Si was very sorry for him, and at the same time felt a glow of pleasure at the thought that it was not his own knapsack instead of Shorty"s that the Colonel had examined. He could not help feeling, too, that it was a great joke on Shorty to be caught in his own trap.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SHORTY WAS THERE--WITH A GUARD 217 ]
Shorty took his medicine like a man, marching up and down the row of tents bravely and patiently, unheeding the gibes and jeers of his hard-hearted comrades.
The bugle sounded the call for religious services. Shorty was not in a frame of mind that fitted him for devout worship. In fact, few in the regiment had greater need of the regenerating influence. He had never been inside of a church but two or three times in his life, and he really felt that to be compelled to go and listen to the Chaplain"s sermon was the hardest part of the double punishment the Colonel had inflicted upon him.
The companies were all marched to a wooded knoll just outside the camp.
Shorty went by himself, save the companionship of the guard, with fixed bayonet. He had been permitted to leave his knapsack behind. He was taken to a point near the Chaplain, that he might get the full benefit of the preacher"s words.
Under the spreading trees, whose foliage was brilliant with the hues of Autumn, in the mellow sunshine of that October day the men seated themselves upon the ground to hear the Gospel preached. The Chaplain, in his best uniform, stood and prayed fervently for Divine guidance and protection and blessing, while the soldiers listened, with heads reverently bowed. Then he gave out the familiar Methodist hymn,
"Am I a soldier of the cross,"
and all joined in the old tune "Balerma," their voices swelling in mighty chorus. As they sang,
"Are there no foes for me to face?"
there came to the minds of many a practical application of the words, in view of the long and fruitless chase after the rebels in which they had been engaged for nearly a month.
The Chaplain had formerly been an old-fashioned Methodist circuit-rider in Indiana. He was full of fiery zeal, and portrayed the terrors of eternal punishment so vividly that His hearers could almost feel the heat of the flame and smell the fumes of brimstone that are popularly believed to roll out unceasingly from the mouth of the bottomless pit.
It ought to have had a salutary effect upon Shorty, but it is greatly to be feared that he steeled his stubborn heart against all that the Chaplain said.
It was always difficult not to feel that there was something contradictory and anomalous about religious services in the army.
Grim-visaged, hideous war, and all its attendant circ.u.mstances, seemed so utterly at variance with the principles of the Bible and the teachings of Him who was meek and lowly, that few soldiers had philosophy enough to reconcile them.
The soldiers spent the afternoon in reading what few stray books and fugitive, well-worn newspapers there were in camp, mending their clothes, sleeping, and some of them, we are pained to add, in playing eucher, old sledge, and other sinful games. Dress parade closed the day that had brought welcome rest to the way-worn soldiers of the 200th Ind..
"Shorty," said Si, after they had gone to bed that night, "I sh"d be mighty sorry if I"d ha" got up that knapsack trick this mornin", "cause you got left on it so bad."
"There"s a good many things," replied Shorty, "that"s all right when ye don"t git ketched. It worked tip top with you, Si, "n" I"m glad of it.
But I put ye up to it, "n" I shouldn"t never got over it if the Colonel had caught ye, on account of them stripes on yer arm. He"d ha" s.n.a.t.c.hed "em baldheaded, sure"s yer born. You"re my pard, "n" I"m jest as proud of "em as you be yerself. I"m only a privit," "n" they can"t rejuce me any lower! Besides, I "low it sarved me right "n" I don"t keer fer the knapsack drill, so I didn"t git you into a sc.r.a.pe."
CHAPTER XXI. SI AND SHORTY WERE RAPIDLY LEARNING