"Blast mules, anyhow," said the driver, coming up with his whip in his hand. "I didn"t hev nothin" for them to eat but a cottonwood pole that I cut down in the bottom. But they must have smelt fodder over there somewhere, and they broke for it like the devil beatin" tanbark. Hope you weren"t hurt, pard."
Si and Shorty fixed up their fire again, rearranged{46} their scattered cedar boughs, and did the best they could with their torn blankets.
Si found that a mule"s hoof had landed squarely on his tin plate, mashed all future usefulness out of it, and stamped his letter to Annabel into unrecognizability.
He threw the rent fragments into the fire, sighed deeply, and crawled under the blankets with Shorty, just as three sounding taps on the ba.s.s-drum commanded silence and lights out in the camp.
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CHAPTER IV. THE SUNSHINE OF LIFE
SI FEELS ONCE MORE THAT LIFE IS REALLY WORTH LIVING.
THERE come times in every man"s life when he feels himself part of the sunshine that illumines and warms the earth:
The lover, after he has won his best girl"s consent.
The candidate, after he has been elected by a big majority.
The valedictorian, after his address has been received with bursts of ringing applause.
The clerk, after he has been admitted into partnership.
The next morning the camp of the 200th Ind. seemed to Si Klegg one of the most delightful places on earth.
The sun shone brightly and cheerily through the crisp December air. The fires of cedar rails sent up a pungent, grateful fragrance. Hardtack, pork and coffee tasted better than he had ever known them.
Everybody noticed him and spoke pleasantly to him. The other boys of Co. Q called out cheerily to him from their fires. Those from other companies would stroll over to take a look at him and Shorty, and his comrades would point them out proudly as fair specimens of Co. Q, and what it was capable of doing when called upon in an emergency.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE ADJUTANT SMILED ON SI AND SHORTY 49]
The Captain spoke very cordially to him and Shorty, the busy Adjutant stopped and greeted them smilingly, and even the grave Colonel singled them out for a pleasant "Good morning" and an inquiry as to whether they had everything they wanted. It did not seem to Si that there was anything more on earth just then for which he could ask.
The 200th Ind. having been at the head of the {49}column when it halted, was to take the rear for that day"s march, and so remained in camp for a while to let the rest pa.s.s on.
After getting things ready for the march Si and Shorty took a stroll through the camp to see what was to be seen. They came across their prisoners seated around a fire, under guard.
How different they looked from what they did the evening before, when the two partners encountered them in the depths of the cedar brake.
Then they seemed like fierce giants, capable of terrible things, such as would make the heart quail. Now, powerless of harm, and awed by the presence of mult.i.tudes of armed men in blue filling the country in every direction that they looked, they appeared very commonplace, ignorant, rough men, long-haired, staring-eyed, and poorly-clad in coa.r.s.e, b.u.t.ternut-dyed homespun, frayed and tattered.
"Father gits better men than them to work on the farm for $8 a month,"
Si remarked to Shorty, after a lengthened survey of them.
"Eight dollars a month is Congressman"s wages to what they git for fightin" for the Southern Confederacy," answered Shorty. "I don"t s"pose any one of "em ever had eight real dollars in his pocket in his life.
They say they"re fightin" to keep us from takin" their n.i.g.g.e.rs away from "em, and yit if n.i.g.g.e.rs wuz sellin" for $1 a-piece not one of "em could buy a six-months"-old baby. Let"s go up and talk to "em."
"I don"t know "bout that," said Si, doubtfully. "Seems to me I wouldn"t be particularly anxious to see men who"d taken me prisoner and talked very cross about blowin" my blamed head off."{50}
"O, that"s all right," answered Shorty confidently. "Words spoken in the heat of debate, and so on. They won"t lay them up agin us. If they do, and want any satisfaction, we can give it to "em. I kin lick any man in that crowd with my fists, and so kin you. We"ll jest invite "em to a little argyment with nature"s weepons, without no interference by the guard. Come on."
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE PRISONERS 50]
The prisoners returned their greetings rather pleasantly. They were so dazed by the host of strange faces that Si and Shorty seemed, in a measure, like old acquaintances.
"Had plenty to eat, boys," asked Shorty, familiarly, seating himself on a log beside them and pa.s.sing his pipe and tobacco to the Sergeant.
"Plenty, thankee," said the Sergeant, taking the pipe and filling it.
"More"n we"uns "ve had sence we left home, an" mouty good vittles, too.
You Yanks sartinly live well, ef yo"uns don"t do nothin" else."
"Yes," said Shorty, with a glance at his mud-stained garments, "we"re bound to live high and dress well, even if we don"t lay up a cent."
"You sartinly do have good cloze, too," said the Sergeant, surveying the stout blue uniforms with admiration. "Yo"uns" common soldiers "ve better cloze than our officers. We"uns got hold o" some o" yo"uns" overcoats, and they wear like leather."
"There"s leather in "em," said Shorty unblushingly. "I tell you, old Abe Lincoln"s a very smart man. He saw that this war was costin" a heap of money, especially for clothes. He got a bright idee that by soaking the clothes when they were new and green in the tan-vats, jest after the leather wuz taken out, they"d take up the strength o" the leather out o"
the juice, and wear always. The idee worked bully, and now old Abe goes every morning to where they"re makin" clothes and sees that every st.i.tch is put to soak."
"n.o.body but a Yankee"d thought o" that," said the rebel reflectively.{52}
"You bet," a.s.sented Shorty. "Jeff Davis"d never think of it if he lived to be as old as Methuselah. But that"s only the beginnin" of Abe Lincoln"s smartness."
"He"s a durned sight smarter man than we"uns thought he wuz when we begun the war," admitted the Sergeant. "But we"uns "ll wollop him yit, in spite of his smartness."
"We kin tell more about that a few months later," returned Shorty. "It"s never safe to count the game until the last hand"s played. We hain"t fairly begun to lead trumps yit. But what are you fellers fighting for, anyhow?"
"We"uns foutin" for our liberty, and t" keep yo"uns from takin" our n.i.g.g.e.rs away."
The reply that came to Shorty"s lips was that they seemed to be losing a great deal of liberty rather than gaining it, but he checked this by the fear that it would be construed as an ungentlemanly boast of their capture. He said, instead:
"I never knowed as any of us wanted your n.i.g.g.e.rs--me particularly. I wouldn"t take a wagon load of "em, even if the freight was prepaid. But, let me ask you, Sergeant, how many n.i.g.g.e.rs do you own?"
"I don"t own nary one."
"Does your father own any?"
"No, he don"t."
"Does your mother, or brothers, uncles, aunts, or cousins own any?"
persisted Shorty.
"No, thar ain"t nary one owned in the hull family."
"Seems to me," said Shorty, "you"re doin" a great deal of fightin" to keep us from takin" away from{53} you something that we don"t want and you hain"t got. That"s the way it looks to a man from north o" the Ohio River. Mebbe there"s something in the Tennessee air that makes him see differently. I"ll admit that I"ve changed my mind about a good many things since we crossed the river."
"I"ve alluz said," spoke another of the prisoners, "that this wuz a rich man"s wah and a pore man"s fout."
"Well," said Shorty, philosophically, "for folks that like that sort o"