Two mornings later we took horse and set our faces westward again; and thus ended my brief first visit to London. Billy Priske carried the sacred parcel on the saddle before him; and my uncle, riding beside him, spent no small part of the way in an exhortation against lying in general, and particularly against the sin of laying false claim to the paternity of twelve children.
Now, so shaken was Billy by his one adventure in London that until we had pa.s.sed the tenth milestone he seemed content enough to be rated.
I believe that as, for the remainder of his stay in London, he had never strayed beyond sight, so even yet he took comfort and security from my uncle"s voice; "since," said he, quoting a Cornish proverb, ""tis better be rated by your own than mated with a stranger."
But, by-and-by, taking courage to protest that a lie might on occasion be pardonable and even necessary, he drew my father into the discussion.
"This difficulty of Billy"s," interposed my father, "was in some sort antic.i.p.ated by Plato, who instanced that a madman with a knife in his hand might inquire of you to direct him which way had been taken by the victim he proposed to murder. He posits it as a nice point.
Should one answer truthfully, or deceive?"
"For my part," answered my uncle, "I should knock him down."
CHAPTER IV.
LONG VACATION.
"In a harbour grene aslope whereas I lay, The byrdes sang swete in the middes of the day, I dreamed fast of mirth and play: In youth is pleasure, in youth is pleasure."
Robert Wever.
A history (you will say) which finds a schoolboy tickling trout, and by the end of another chapter has clapped a crown on his head and hailed him sovereign over a people of whom he has scarcely heard and knows nothing save that they are warlike and extremely hot-tempered, should be in a fair way to move ahead briskly. Nevertheless I shall pa.s.s over the first two years of the reign of King Prosper, during which he stayed at school and performed nothing worthy of mention: and shall come to a summer"s afternoon at Oxford, close upon the end of term, when Nat Fiennes and I sat together in my rooms in New College--he curled on the window-seat with a book, and I stretched in an easy-chair by the fireplace, and deep in a news-sheet.
"By the way, Nat," said I, looking up as I turned the page, "where will you spend your vacation?"
A groan answered me.
"Hullo!" I went on, making a hasty guess at his case. "Has the little cordwainer"s tall daughter jilted you, as I promised she would?"
"A curse on this age!" swore Nat, who ever carried his heart on his sleeve.
I began to hum--
"I loved a la.s.s, a fair one, As fair as e"er was seen; She was indeed a rare one, Another Sheba queen.
Her waist exceeding small, The fives did fit her shoe; But now alas! sh" "as left me, Falero, lero, loo!"
"Curse the age!" repeated Nat, viciously. "If these were Lancelot"s days now, a man could run mad in the forest and lie naked and chew sticks; and then she"d be sorry."
"In summer time to Medley My love and I would go; The boatmen there stood read"ly My love and me to row,"
sang I, and ducked my head to avoid the cushion he hurled.
"Well then, there"s very pretty forest land around my home in Cornwall, with undergrowth and dropped twigs to last you till Michaelmas term. So why not ride down with me and spend at least the fore-part of your madness there?"
"I hate your Cornwall."
""Tis a poor rugged land," said I; "but hath this convenience above your own home, that it contains no nymphs to whom you have yet sworn pa.s.sion. You may meet ours with a straight brow; and they are fair, too, and unembarra.s.sed, though I won"t warrant them if you run bare."
""Tis never I that am inconstant."
"Never, Nat; "tis she, always and only--" she, she, and only she"-- and there have been six of her to my knowledge."
"If I were a king, now--"
"T"cht!" said I (for as my best friend, and almost my sole one, he knew my story).
"If a fellow were a king now--instead of being doomed to the law-- oh, good Lord!"
"You are incoherent, dear lad," said I; "and yet you tell me one thing plainly enough; which is that in place of loving this one or that one, or the cordwainer"s strapping daughter, you are in love with being in love."
"Well, and why not?" he demanded. "Were I a king, now, that is even what I would be--in love with being in love. Were I a king, now, so deep in love were I with being in love, that my messengers should compa.s.s earth to fetch me the right princess. Yes, and could they not reach to her, if I but heard of one hidden and afar that was worth my loving, I would build ships and launch them, enlist crews and armies, sail all seas and challenge all wars, to win her.
If I were king, now, my love should dwell in the fastnesses of the mountains, and I would reach her; she should drive me to turn again and gather the bones of the seamen I had dropped overboard, and I would turn and dredge the seas for them; for a whim she should demand to watch me at the task, and gangs of slaves should level mountains to open a prospect from her window; nay, all this while she should deny me sight of her, and I would embrace that last hardship that in the end she might be the dearer prize, a queen worthy to seat beside me. Man, heave your great lubberly bones out of that chair and salute a poor devil whom, as you put it, a cordwainer"s daughter has jilted."
"Hullo!" cried I, who had turned from his rhapsody to con the news again, and on the instant had been caught by a familiar name at the foot of the page.
"What is it?"
"Why," said I, reading, "it seems that you are not the only such madman as you have just proclaimed yourself. Listen to this: it is headed ""Falmouth."
""A Gentleman, having read that the Methodist Preachers are to pay a visit to Falmouth, Cornwall, on the 16th, 17th, and 18th of next month; and that on the occasion of their last visit certain women, their sympathizers, were set upon and brutally handled by the mob; hereby announces that he will be present on the Market Strand, Falmouth, on these dates, with intent to put a stop to such behaviour, and invites any who share his indignation to meet him there and help to see fair play.
The badge to be a Red Rose pinned in the hat.""
""EUGENIO.""
"What think you of that?" I asked, without turning my head.
"The newspaper comes from Cornwall?" he asked.
"From Falmouth itself. My father sent it. . . . Jove!" I cried after a moment, "I wonder if he"s answerable for this? "Twould be like his extravagance."
"A pity but what you inherited some of it, then," said Nat, crossly.
"Tell you what, Nat"--I slewed about in my chair--"Come you down to Cornwall and we"ll stick each a rose in our hats and help this Master Engenio, whoever he is. I"ve a curiosity to discover him: and if he be my father--he has not marked the pa.s.sage, by the way--we"ll have rare fun in smoking him and tracking him unbeknown to the _rendezvous_. Come, lad; and if I know the Falmouth mob, you shall have a pretty little turn-up well worth the journey."
But Nat, still staring out of window, shook his head. He was in one of his perverse moods--and they had been growing frequent of late-- in which nothing I could say or do seemed to content him; and for this I chiefly accused the cordwainer"s daughter, who in fact was a decent merry girl, fond of strawberries, with no more notion of falling in love with Nat than of running off with her father"s apprentice. Whatever the cause of it, a cloud had been creeping over our friendship of late. He sought companions--some of them serious men--with whom I could not be easy. We kept up the pretence, but talked no longer with entirely open hearts. Yet I loved him; and now in a sudden urgent desire to carry him off to Cornwall with me and clear up all misunderstandings, I caught his arm and haled him down to our college garden, which lies close within the city wall; and there, pacing the broken military terrace, plied him with a dozen reasons why he should come. Still he shook his head to all of them; and presently, hearing four o"clock strike, pulled up in his walk and announced that he must be going--he had an engagement.
"And where?" I asked.
He confessed that it was to visit the poor prisoners shut up for debt in Bocardo.
I pulled a wry mouth, remembering the dismal crew in the Fleet Prison. But though, the confession being forced from him, he ended wistfully and as if upon a question, I did not offer to come.
It seemed a mighty dull way to finish a summer"s afternoon.
Moreover I was nettled. So I let him go and watched him through the gate, thinking bitterly that our friendship was sick and drooping by no fault of mine.
The truth was--or so I tried to excuse him--that beside his plaguey trick of falling in and out of love he had an overhanging quarrel with his father, a worthy man, tyrannous when crossed, who meant him for the law. Nat abhorred the law, and, foreseeing that the tussel must come, vexed his honest conscience with the thought that while delaying to declare war he was eating his father"s bread.
This thought, working upon the ferment of youth, kept him like a colt in a fretful lather. He scribbled verses, but never finished so much as a sonnet; he flung himself into religion, but chiefly, I thought, to challenge and irritate his undevout friends; and he would drop any occupation to rail at me and what he was pleased to call my phlegm.
He had some reason too, though at the time I could not discover it.
Now, looking back, I can see into what a stagnant calm I had run.
My boyhood should have been over; in body I had shot up to a great awkward height; but for the while the man within me drowsed and hung fire. I lived in the pa.s.sing day and was content with it.