Chapter 1257: Best Friend!
Even if the damage of the battle between the Daimidaler and Antarctic Number 8 (transform) was minimilized, there was still a trace of the fierce battle on the city and there were a lot of construction workers that were working together to build the building that was destroyed by that battle.
On the side of the construction side, there was a black sedan car which stopped, observing the construction side with an annoyed expression.
"Daimidaler again? How troublesome."
"No, that"s not the only thing I"d like to show you this time." The man in the suit then showed the data that he had collected for several days on his table to the women beside him.
The woman instantly frowned when she saw the data on the tablet.
"Wasn"t the immoral a.d.u.l.t corner removed?" The woman sighed and felt furious. "How terrible. At this rate, sound boys will become corrupted."
"It looks like an area of the capital will suddenly become unhealthy in one day."
"What is the meaning of this?"
"The reason is probably...."
"It feels good..."
Haru had to admit the best thing about Penguin Empire"s headquarters was the large bath within which was very nice. After spending several hours of research on the hangar, he usually spent his time on this large bath to rest.
The Penguins also loved to stay in this bath, however, they were quite weak with the hot temperature within the bath so they couldn"t stay too long on this bath.
During the bath, everyone usually stayed together while talking about p.o.r.n magazines, fetishes, or various perverted things.
Haru was too speechless to say anything, but at this moment, he couldn"t escape.
"Kasugano-kun, which one do you think is the best?"
"Yeah! Which one do you like the best?"
Haru looked at the Penguins and asked, "What are you talking about? I didn"t hear your conversation before."
Dennis pouted and said, "Please listen to us! Michael has said that ponytail is the best hairstyle, but I feel twintail is the best, what do you think?"
"Yeah, tell us your opinion!"
"I feel curious whether a ponytail or twintail is the best hairstyle among beautiful girls."
Haru sighed and said, "Why are you getting so agitated over such a foolish thing?"
"What did you say?!"
"This isn"t something foolish!"
"Hairstyle is the life of a girl!"
"This is a serious matter! Please answer us with a serious answer!"
"..."
Haru let out a sigh and knew that he couldn"t escape. He thought for a while and said, "The answer is simple...."
*Gulp!*
Everyone was waiting for Haru to answer their questions.
"Both of them are the best!"
"!!!!"
Everyone felt that they were being enlightened at that moment. They also realized that both ponytail and twintail were the best and each of them had their own characteristics.
"If you feel that it isn"t enough, why don"t you ask Ritz to test whether ponytail or twintail is the best? You can see which hairstyle is the most suitable when there"s a model, right?" Haru suddenly interrupted.
"What?!"
Everyone was startled then they quickly got up from the bathroom.
"RITZ!!!!!"
They quickly ran toward Ritz with their n.a.k.e.d bodies ready to see whether twintails or ponytails were the best hairstyle.
"....."
Haru leaned his back on the side of the pool and sighed. He ma.s.saged his temple and thought that he should return since he missed Kyouko, Chieko, and Kiriko.
In j.a.pan"s Cabinet office, there was a hidden meeting that was being held secretly by all of the important members of the government of this country.
Everyone was listening to the perverted conversation that was being done by Kyouko, Kiriko, and Professors Three at the headquarters of the Beauty Salon PRINCE.
The more they listened, the more they felt that it was unbearable which caused a frown on their forehead.
"How scandalous! How depraved!"
"This is a real-time video from a hidden camera."
One of the people in this room clenched his chest and said, "I can"t stand watching this any longer. That"s enough!"
The man in the suit nodded and stopped the video. "Well, then. Since the Minister of Art is currently on a trip abroad, I, the a.s.sistant, will submit my report."
Then on the large screen, everyone could see a number of data. Based on the data alone, they could tell an increase of something since the bar on the data increased from time to time.
"The sale of unhealthy goods, games, and videos have slowly increased. The amount of skin exposure in recent anime has also recovered. This phenomenon has all occurred in the last few weeks!"
"..."
Everyone was silent when they heard this report and their expression turned grim.
"It"s like a virus causing an epidemic."
"It all begins with the appearance of the Daimidaler."
"The Beauty Salon PRINCE..."
Everyone looked at each other then nodded.
"We should have wiped them out after the accident in West Shinjuku."
"When the Penguin Empire appeared, I thought they would be the saviors of this world!"
"The saviors who purified this world were the Penguin Empire, after all.... What an irony..."
The leader of all of the people in this place stood up and made his decision.
"I would like measures to be taken immediately to fix this. Before people begin to cause fuss and that person returns..."
Everyone"s expression turned serious and nodded. Everyone remembered the battle on the West Shinjuku and knew how powerful that person was so before that person returned, they would wipe out the Beauty Salon PRINCE from this country!
After he had taken a bath, Haru went to the hall with the Penguins since usually they spent their time playing a car from an old maid or poker. However, this time was different since everyone was gathering around Ritz who changed her hairstyle into a ponytail.
"How is this? What do you think?" Ritz asked with a smile.
"Uwoo!! What a wonderful ponytail! Your nape is so s.e.xy, Ritz!" Joseph shouted with all of his might.
"Ritz, try the twintail now!" Dennis asked.
"Sure!"
Ritz quickly changed her hairstyle into a twintail which received a loud exclaim from the Penguins.
"Hmm... the twintails aren"t bad... Ritz who is cute has become ten times cuter now!"
"I see... Now, I understand why Kasugano Haruka has said that both ponytails and twintails are the best." Joseph nodded and felt that he had understood the truth of the world. He looked at Dennins and said, "I am sorry for making fun of you, Dennis. I understand why twintails are the best."
"No, as long as you understand, it"s alright, Joseph." Dennis smiled and said, "I also understand the beauty of ponytails. It"s awesome!"
"Dennis!"
"Joseph!"
Dennis and Joseph hugged each other and they had forgiven each other.
"What a beautiful friendship..." Ritz felt moved and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes.
"Alright! Let us admire the beauty of ponytails and twintails!"
"Yahoo!!!"
"....."
Haru sighed and decided to rest early, at the same time, he was wondering how those stupid guys were able to become an enemy of humanity. However, at the same time, he was glad to meet the Penguins.
Haru thought for a while and then stopped before moving toward their location.
"Guys, can we take a photo together?"