But at that moment Baron Dubourg was with Goton, busily engaged in teaching her what a boudoir is, and that a garret, a thicket, a loft, a cave, a kitchen, a cellar, or a barn may deserve that name when one is in either of those places with one"s love. And Goton understood the lesson perfectly, because she was quick-witted, and because Dubourg, who had had some experience, was an excellent teacher.
"Monsieur le baron must sleep very soundly," thought Menard. "What a cursed place this is! this infernal bed, where I can"t turn over without p.r.i.c.king my legs--I believe the mattress is stuffed with oat straw! Well, no matter what happens, I must try to slide down."
He had put one of his short legs over the edge of the bed, when he heard a tremendous uproar in the room; a chair was overturned, a jug that stood on it fell to the floor and broke, and a number of dark objects scuttled along the wall and went out through the door. Menard was stiff with terror.
"Monsieur le baron, monsieur le baron!" he called, in a stifled voice; "is that you?"
There was no reply. The poor man had not the courage to leave the bed, but buried his head under the clothes; his fright causing him to lose all power of restraint, it soon became unnecessary for him to get out, and he fell asleep without being further disturbed; for it was neither thieves nor hobgoblins who had caused the tumult in his chamber, but simply two cats, which, finding the door open, had paid a visit to their usual place of abode. While fighting over a bit of rabbit, which monsieur le baron had tossed under the table while declaring that it was delicious, the beasts had overturned a chair on which was a jug of water, and the noise had so terrified them that they fled incontinently, abandoning the subject of controversy.
Meanwhile, the day had broken. The innkeeper quitted his chaste partner, who rose at six but was not dressed until nine. Frederic woke, and so did Menard, the latter being very uncomfortable for reasons which you can guess. Dubourg, having no further instruction to give Goton, desired to return to his room, and Goton found it harder than usual to leave her pallet, because Dubourg"s lessons had fatigued her. But the pretended baron tried in vain to leave the shed. For five minutes he pushed and shook the door, which did not yield.
"Goton--Goton, did you lock the door?" he asked.
"Naw! it don"t lock," replied the girl, rubbing her eyes.
"But I can"t open it."
"Push hard."
"I am pushing as hard as I can, but it won"t open."
"Bah! you city folks haven"t got any strength!" said the servant; and she struck the door a violent blow with her fist, but without effect.
"_Jarni!_ someone must have hooked it outside."
"Who in the devil can have played us such a trick?"
"_Pardi!_ it must have been one of the peddlers--because they had their eyes on me, don"t you see? and perhaps they saw that you was in here."
"I haven"t any desire to pa.s.s my day in this shed."
"I"ll milk the cow for you."
"Much obliged."
"And you can tell me something."
"I don"t know anything more. This smell of cow and filth goes to my head."
"Oh! you said just now that this shed was a little--what d"you call it?--a pretty little _bouloir_, with me."
"Oh! there"s a great difference between _just now_ and _now_. A place ceases to be agreeable, Goton, when you are compelled to stay in it. But it"s broad daylight; if that window wasn"t so small, we could get out through it."
"Oh! you can"t do that."
"Ah! I have an idea! We must make the best of it. Bring that stone here, Goton; stand on it with me, so that our heads will be near the window, and then shout as I do."
"What will I shout?"
"What I do."
Dubourg put his face to the round hole over the door, and began to cry at the top of his voice:
"Help! thieves! stop the carriage! thieves!"
"Where"s the thieves?" whispered Goton.
"Will you do what I tell you to?" repeated Dubourg.
"All right; I"ll yell, if it amuses you," rejoined the servant. And her strong voice, reinforcing Dubourg"s, soon aroused the whole household and a good part of the village.
The innkeeper ran to the spot as fast as his left leg allowed, it being two inches shorter than the other. Frederic came out of his room; Menard sat up in bed, and succeeded, with his pupil"s aid, in reaching the floor. He dressed in haste, and went downstairs close on the heels of Frederic, who had recognized Dubourg"s voice and was more curious than alarmed, suspecting some new invention on the baron"s part. They all went out into the yard, where they were joined by the neighbors and a number of laborers on their way to work, who had been attracted by Dubourg"s reiterated shouts of:
"Thieves! stop the carriage!"
They looked about, but saw no carriage; whereupon Goton roared:
"Monsieur le baron"s carriage has run off!"
The shed door was opened at last, and Dubourg rushed out like a madman, raving and swearing, heedless of the fact that his trousers were stained with filth.
"What"s the matter, monsieur le baron?" queried Menard, in dismay.
"The matter? my berlin--that scoundrel of a postilion! he has run away and taken it with him--with fifty thousand francs in gold that I had in one of the pockets!"
"Oh! mon Dieu!"
"My father"s berlin! the equipage of the Potoskis! It isn"t the money that I regret--but a berlin in which the Princess of Hungary---- Ah! my friends, scour the country in all directions--follow every road--a hundred louis to the man who brings it back!"
"A hundred louis to the man who brings back the carriage!" said Goton.
"They will be very smart if they overtake it," said Dubourg, in an undertone; "it must be near to Paris now."
"But how did you come to be locked into the shed with Goton?" inquired the innkeeper.
"I should think you might guess that. I heard a noise in the yard during the night; I came downstairs softly and found my rascal harnessing the horses, intending to make his escape while we were asleep. Unluckily, I had no weapons, and the postilion is a much stronger man than I am. I attempted to go to call you, but the villain seized me, and, despite my resistance, forced me into the barn, where this girl was sleeping, and locked us in there. We began at once to shout for help; but you sleep like dead men."
"Yes, yes, that"s how it was!" said Goton, understanding now why Dubourg had told her to shout _thieves_.
"You must go to monsieur le maire," said Menard; "you must have the police ordered out.--There"s a mayor here, of course?"
"Yes, monsieur; the wine merchant; but he"ll have to send to the next village for the police, and that will take two hours."
"Don"t be disturbed, my dear Menard," said Frederic, with a smile, "we have a comfortable post chaise to take the place of monsieur le baron"s berlin."
"But fifty thousand francs in gold, monsieur le comte!"
"Oh! it isn"t the loss of the money that distresses me," said Dubourg; "my fortune can stand that loss. Luckily, I still have fifteen thousand francs in my wallet, to pay my expenses for some little time; but I especially regret my wardrobe; there was a great trunk under the carriage, full of clothes and linen."