SELINA--(_Pleadingly._) Please don"t think me a heartless coquette. He"s alone here in the city. I was just nice and friendly to him, and the poor fellow"s fallen desperately in love with me.
GENTLEMAN--(_Gallantly._) I don"t blame him.
SELINA--That"s quite sweet of you, but it"s made me very unhappy. He was engaged to a girl up the state, and I"m afraid she will blame me. Women are so cruel in their judgments.
GENTLEMAN--(_Soothingly._) Well if you don"t love him--
SELINA--How can I? Yet I"m worried sick, for he has threatened to kill himself if I don"t marry him.
BART--(_Springing up hysterically._) Liar!
KING--(_With deep conviction._) She"s no ghost.
SELINA--(_To Gentleman._) Do you wonder I am unhappy?
GENTLEMAN--You certainly couldn"t throw yourself away on a young puppy like him.
BART--(_Clenching fists._) Oh!
KING--Sit down!
SELINA--He hasn"t been at his office since I refused him. I"m afraid he"s done something desperate.
GENTLEMAN--Don"t worry about him. What you want is a man with position and wealth. Now, if _I_ should say I loved you, and wanted to marry you?
SELINA--(_Quietly._) But you have not.
GENTLEMAN--(_With an embarra.s.sed laugh._) I"m trying to hard enough.
SELINA--Shall I say, "this is so sudden?"
GENTLEMAN--Heavens, no, not that stuff! Say "yes."
SELINA--But I"m not used to this sort of proposal.
GENTLEMAN--I don"t mind being romantic, I"ll get down on my knees, if you like.
SELINA--Don"t don"t, the floor"s dirty.
GENTLEMAN--Well then, say "yes."
SELINA--But you"ve known me scarcely two weeks.
GENTLEMAN--And loved you the first time I saw you.
SELINA--I wish I"d known it.
BART--(_Heartily._) So do I.
GENTLEMAN--I"m telling you now, isn"t that enough?
SELINA--I"ve no family, no money save a small allowance from my mother"s estate. I"m really a very poor girl.
GENTLEMAN--Don"t worry about that, I"ve money enough for two.
SELINA--The little income I get barely keeps me, but I"ve managed to live on it for eight years.
KING--(_Grimly._) You"ve got your last check from me, mother dear!
GENTLEMAN--Poor little woman, what a struggle you must have had to keep up appearances. (_Horn blows outside._) Come, there"s Thompson. We can announce our engagement at the dinner.
(_The Gentleman helps Selina into her wraps, while Bart and King again hide behind counter. Miss Brown enters. She is in a fine rage._)
MISS BROWN--The way law"s handed out in this town"s a crime, a howlin"
crime!
BOY--What"s eatin" ye now?
MISS BROWN--Lieut. Mason let them murderers off. He"s a fool, that"s what he is, a soft pie-eyed fool!
BOY--Aw, forget it!
MISS BROWN--Don"t tell me to forget it, or I"ll slap your face for ye, ye rat.
(_Chases Boy behind counter, and b.u.mps into King._) Holy cats!
KING--(_In a whisper of suppressed rage._) Woman, give me my cane.
MISS BROWN--(_Goes to door and shrieks._) Police, police!
(_Selina and Gentleman are about to leave, but Selina pulls Gentleman behind screen again._)
SELINA--(_To Gentleman._) Come back!
BART--What"s she going to do now?
BOY--Better leave her be, she"s got her dander up.
(_Enter Officer._)
OFFICER--What do ye want now, Miss Brown?
MISS BROWN--Call "em innocent, if you like, but I got a hunch they"re crooks, and I want you to clear them out of my cafe, see?
OFFICER--You got me in wrong once. I ain"t huntin" trouble.
SELINA--(_To Gentleman, who urges her forward._) No, no, stay here till they go.