"Be calm, Walter, I entreat," said the young lady.
"I won"t," said the military gentleman.
"Do, sir," interposed Mr. Cymon Tuggs. "They ain"t worth your notice."
"No-no-they are not, indeed," urged the young lady.
"I _will_ be calm," said the military gentleman. "You speak truly, sir.
I thank you for a timely remonstrance, which may have spared me the guilt of manslaughter." Calming his wrath, the military gentleman wrung Mr.
Cymon Tuggs by the hand.
"My sister, sir!" said Mr. Cymon Tuggs; seeing that the military gentleman was casting an admiring look towards Miss Charlotta.
"My wife, ma"am-Mrs. Captain Waters," said the military gentleman, presenting the black-eyed young lady.
"My mother, ma"am-Mrs. Tuggs," said Mr. Cymon. The military gentleman and his wife murmured enchanting courtesies; and the Tuggses looked as unembarra.s.sed as they could.
"Walter, my dear," said the black-eyed young lady, after they had sat chatting with the Tuggses some half-hour.
"Yes, my love," said the military gentleman.
"Don"t you think this gentleman (with an inclination of the head towards Mr. Cymon Tuggs) is very much like the Marquis Carriwini?"
"Lord bless me, very!" said the military gentleman.
"It struck me, the moment I saw him," said the young lady, gazing intently, and with a melancholy air, on the scarlet countenance of Mr.
Cymon Tuggs. Mr. Cymon Tuggs looked at everybody; and finding that everybody was looking at him, appeared to feel some temporary difficulty in disposing of his eyesight.
"So exactly the air of the marquis," said the military gentleman.
"Quite extraordinary!" sighed the military gentleman"s lady.
"You don"t know the marquis, sir?" inquired the military gentleman.
Mr. Cymon Tuggs stammered a negative.
"If you did," continued Captain Walter Waters, "you would feel how much reason you have to be proud of the resemblance-a most elegant man, with a most prepossessing appearance."
"He is-he is indeed!" exclaimed Belinda Waters energetically. As her eye caught that of Mr. Cymon Tuggs, she withdrew it from his features in bashful confusion.
All this was highly gratifying to the feelings of the Tuggses; and when, in the course of farther conversation, it was discovered that Miss Charlotta Tuggs was the _fac simile_ of a t.i.tled relative of Mrs. Belinda Waters, and that Mrs. Tuggs herself was the very picture of the Dowager d.u.c.h.ess of Dobbleton, their delight in the acquisition of so genteel and friendly an acquaintance, knew no bounds. Even the dignity of Captain Walter Waters relaxed, to that degree, that he suffered himself to be prevailed upon by Mr. Joseph Tuggs, to partake of cold pigeon-pie and sherry, on deck; and a most delightful conversation, aided by these agreeable stimulants, was prolonged, until they ran alongside Ramsgate Pier.
"Good-bye, dear!" said Mrs. Captain Waters to Miss Charlotta Tuggs, just before the bustle of landing commenced; "we shall see you on the sands in the morning; and, as we are sure to have found lodgings before then, I hope we shall be inseparables for many weeks to come."
"Oh! I hope so," said Miss Charlotta Tuggs, emphatically.
"Tickets, ladies and gen"lm"n," said the man on the paddle-box.
"Want a porter, sir?" inquired a dozen men in smock-frocks.
"Now, my dear!" said Captain Waters.
"Good-bye!" said Mrs. Captain Waters-"good-bye, Mr. Cymon!" and with a pressure of the hand which threw the amiable young man"s nerves into a state of considerable derangement, Mrs. Captain Waters disappeared among the crowd. A pair of puce-coloured boots were seen ascending the steps, a white handkerchief fluttered, a black eye gleamed. The Waterses were gone, and Mr. Cymon Tuggs was alone in a heartless world.
Silently and abstractedly, did that too sensitive youth follow his revered parents, and a train of smock-frocks and wheelbarrows, along the pier, until the bustle of the scene around, recalled him to himself. The sun was shining brightly; the sea, dancing to its own music, rolled merrily in; crowds of people promenaded to and fro; young ladies t.i.ttered; old ladies talked; nursemaids displayed their charms to the greatest possible advantage; and their little charges ran up and down, and to and fro, and in and out, under the feet, and between the legs, of the a.s.sembled concourse, in the most playful and exhilarating manner.
There were old gentlemen, trying to make out objects through long telescopes; and young ones, making objects of themselves in open shirt-collars; ladies, carrying about portable chairs, and portable chairs carrying about invalids; parties, waiting on the pier for parties who had come by the steam-boat; and nothing was to be heard but talking, laughing, welcoming, and merriment.
"Fly, sir?" exclaimed a chorus of fourteen men and six boys, the moment Mr. Joseph Tuggs, at the head of his little party, set foot in the street.
"Here"s the gen"lm"n at last!" said one, touching his hat with mock politeness. "Werry glad to see you, sir,-been a-waitin" for you these six weeks. Jump in, if you please, sir!"
"Nice light fly and a fast trotter, sir," said another: "fourteen mile a hour, and surroundin" objects rendered inwisible by ex-treme welocity!"
"Large fly for your luggage, sir," cried a third. "Werry large fly here, sir-reg"lar bluebottle!"
"Here"s _your_ fly, sir!" shouted another aspiring charioteer, mounting the box, and inducing an old grey horse to indulge in some imperfect reminiscences of a canter. "Look at him, sir!-temper of a lamb and haction of a steam-ingein!"
Resisting even the temptation of securing the services of so valuable a quadruped as the last named, Mr. Joseph Tuggs beckoned to the proprietor of a dingy conveyance of a greenish hue, lined with faded striped calico; and, the luggage and the family having been deposited therein, the animal in the shafts, after describing circles in the road for a quarter of an hour, at last consented to depart in quest of lodgings.
"How many beds have you got?" screamed Mrs. Tuggs out of the fly, to the woman who opened the door of the first house which displayed a bill intimating that apartments were to be let within.
"How many did you want, ma"am?" was, of course, the reply.
"Three."
"Will you step in, ma"am?" Down got Mrs. Tuggs. The family were delighted. Splendid view of the sea from the front windows-charming! A short pause. Back came Mrs. Tuggs again.-One parlour and a mattress.
"Why the devil didn"t they say so at first?" inquired Mr. Joseph Tuggs, rather pettishly.
"Don"t know," said Mrs. Tuggs.
"Wretches!" exclaimed the nervous Cymon. Another bill-another stoppage.
Same question-same answer-similar result.
"What do they mean by this?" inquired Mr. Joseph Tuggs, thoroughly out of temper.
"Don"t know," said the placid Mrs. Tuggs.
"Orvis the vay here, sir," said the driver, by way of accounting for the circ.u.mstance in a satisfactory manner; and off they went again, to make fresh inquiries, and encounter fresh disappointments.
It had grown dusk when the "fly"-the rate of whose progress greatly belied its name-after climbing up four or five perpendicular hills, stopped before the door of a dusty house, with a bay window, from which you could obtain a beautiful glimpse of the sea-if you thrust half of your body out of it, at the imminent peril of falling into the area.
Mrs. Tuggs alighted. One ground-floor sitting-room, and three cells with beds in them up-stairs. A double-house. Family on the opposite side.
Five children milk-and-watering in the parlour, and one little boy, expelled for bad behaviour, screaming on his back in the pa.s.sage.
"What"s the terms?" said Mrs. Tuggs. The mistress of the house was considering the expediency of putting on an extra guinea; so, she coughed slightly, and affected not to hear the question.
"What"s the terms?" said Mrs. Tuggs, in a louder key.
"Five guineas a week, ma"am, _with_ attendance," replied the lodging-house keeper. (Attendance means the privilege of ringing the bell as often as you like, for your own amus.e.m.e.nt.)