Sometimes we are called cranks because we will not be sat upon.
The pa.s.sing of time so quickly would not be so regrettable were life not so short.
A good book has no ending.
It is nothing to win a girl if you do not win her love also.
The pa.s.sing of time so quickly takes the pleasure out of everything.
If you are popular, anything you say will rise into the air like a Zeppelin. If you are unpopular anything you say or do will sink into the ocean of oblivion like a t.i.tanic.
It is a pity we have to do so much to get so little.
It sometimes pays to accept a few cents on the dollar and let it go at that.
Sometimes men become so parasitical to their occupation that, were they to lose it, they would drown.
"Help ye one another." It pays.
Our mistakes keep us perpetually on the convalescence.
Woman is equal to man--sometimes more than equal.
While the years are with you freeze on to them as tightly as ever you can.
The "Give-in-to-nothing-or-n.o.body-for-anything" spirit nurses a great deal of evil.
It takes forty years for a man to become a philosopher. Some never graduate.
Our generation is to be pitied. It is living in the most extravagant age the world has ever known.
When the church does not ameliorate the objectionable dispositions of its adherents, it has failed in its mission.
It is diplomacy to be on friendly terms with all men.
Politics are sometimes dangerous things.
Be cheerful under all circ.u.mstances.
The human race has mounted a treadmill which it must tread or perish.
The strenuous industries of this world are man"s unconscious efforts to preserve his increasing numbers from annihilation.
Courtesy in business is the best policy.
It takes three men"s wages to sustain one family in an up-to-date fashion.
Under the circ.u.mstances, it is almost necessary to be greedy and grasping.
To be perfectly healthy we should adopt the exercises followed by our ancestors in climbing among the trees.
It is not how much you can do or how quick you get through it, but the care that you take and how well you can do it.
It is not the gift but the giving.
It is quality, not quant.i.ty, that counts.
Do not measure a person"s length by your personal prejudices.
The man who never had an enemy is too good for this world.
"You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink." You can send a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
The dog hates the cat, and the cat hates the dog, but when they are friends there are no truer ones.
Just take the world as it is; take things as to be had. Your friends may not be quite so good, your foes not quite so bad.
It is the aggregate that counts.
The almighty dollar is getting smaller every day.
It is fashionable to be lazy.
Money is man"s pa.s.sport through the world.
The one who is most jealous is the one who is least in love.
Poetry is something that was written by someone who is dead.
Life is one thing after another--getting in between man and his money.
Some men are so small that they could easily go through the eye of a needle.
Often the man who is the most mean in buying is the most extortionate in selling.
Some husbands have to prove their love by sending their wives off for a month"s holiday every six weeks.
The cat is one of the most cleanly of animals, yet she has never been known to take a bath.
"It is an ill wind," etc. The harder the times become to others, the better they become to the sheriff.
Germany wants to reap where she has not sown.
Misery likes company. It is consolation to know that everybody else is hard up during these hard times.
In our life struggle we are obliged to sacrifice many of our pet ambitions.
If a person is not naturally inclined he cannot be influenced by argument.