"Of course not," said the Boolooroo. "Everyone hates me, and I don"t object to that because I hate everybody. But I"m the Ruler here, and I"ll do as I please. Go and capture the first living creature you see and bring him here to be patched to Cap"n Bill."
So the Captain took a file of soldiers and went away very sorrowful, for he did not know who would be the victim, and if the Boolooroo had no friends, the Captain had plenty and did not wish to see them patched.
Meanwhile, Trot, being invisible to all, was roaming around the room, and behind a bench she found a small end of rope, which she picked up.
Then she seated herself in an out-of-the-way place and quietly waited.
Suddenly there was a noise in the corridor and evidence of scuffling and struggling. Then the door flew open and in came the soldiers dragging a great blue billygoat, which was desperately striving to get free.
"Villains!" howled the Boolooroo. "What does this mean?"
"Why, you said to fetch the first living creature we met, and that was this billygoat," replied the Captain, panting hard as he held fast to one of the goat"s horns.
The Boolooroo stared a moment, and then he fell back to his throne, laughing boisterously. The idea of patching Cap"n Bill to a goat was vastly amusing to him, and the more he thought of it the more he roared with laughter. Some of the soldiers laughed, too, being tickled with the absurd notion, and the Six Snubnosed Princesses all sat up straight and permitted themselves to smile contemptuously. This would indeed be a severe punishment, therefore the Princesses were pleased at the thought of Cap"n Bill"s becoming half a billygoat, and the billygoat"s being half Cap"n Bill.
"They look something alike, you know," suggested the Captain of the Guards, looking from one to the other doubtfully, "and they"re nearly the same size if you stand the goat on his hind legs. They"ve both got the same style of whiskers, and they"re both of "em obstinate and dangerous, so they ought to make a good patch."
"Splendid! Fine! Glorious!" cried the Boolooroo, wiping the tears of merriment from his eyes. "We will proceed with the Ceremony of Patching at once."
Cap"n Bill regarded the billygoat with distinct disfavor, and the billygoat glared evilly upon Cap"n Bill. Trot was horrified, and wrung her little hands in sore perplexity, for this was a most horrible fate that awaited her dear friend.
"First, bind the Earth Man in the frame," commanded the Boolooroo.
"We"ll slice him in two before we do the same to the billygoat."
So they seized Cap"n Bill and tied him into the frame so that he couldn"t move a jot in any direction. Then they rolled the frame underneath the Great Knife and handed the Boolooroo the cord that released the blade. But while this was going on, Trot had crept up and fastened one end of her rope to the frame in which Cap"n Bill was confined. Then she stood back and watched the Boolooroo, and just as he pulled the cord, she pulled on her rope and dragged the frame on its rollers away, so that the Great Knife fell with a crash and sliced nothing but the air.
"Huh!" exclaimed the Boolooroo. "That"s queer. Roll him up again, soldiers."
The soldiers again rolled the frame in position, having first pulled the Great Knife once more to the top of the derrick. The immense blade was so heavy that it took the strength of seven Blueskins to raise it.
When all was in readiness, the King pulled the cord a second time, and Trot at the same instant pulled upon her rope. The same thing happened as before. Cap"n Bill rolled away in his frame, and the knife fell harmlessly.
Now, indeed, the Boolooroo was as angry as he was amazed. He jumped down from the platform and commanded the soldiers to raise the Great Knife into position. When this was accomplished, the Boolooroo leaned over to try to discover why the frame rolled away--seemingly of its own accord--and he was the more puzzled because it had never done such a thing before.
As he stood, bent nearly double, his back was toward the billygoat, which in their interest and excitement the soldiers were holding in a careless manner. Before any could stop him, he b.u.t.ted his Majesty so furiously that the King soared far into the air and tumbled in a heap among the benches, where he lay moaning and groaning.
The goat"s warlike spirit was roused by this successful attack. Finding himself free, he turned and a.s.saulted the soldiers, b.u.t.ting them so fiercely that they tumbled down in bunches, and as soon as they could rise again ran frantically from the room and along the corridors as if a fiend was after them. By this time the goat was so animated by the spirit of conquest that he rushed at the Six Snubnosed Princesses, who had all climbed upon their chairs and were screaming in a panic of fear. Six times the goat b.u.t.ted, and each time he tipped over a chair and sent a haughty Princess groveling upon the floor, where the ladies got mixed up in their long, blue trains and flounces and laces and struggled wildly until they recovered their footing. Then they sped in great haste for the door, and the goat gave a final b.u.t.t that sent the row of royal ladies all diving into the corridor in another tangle, whereupon they shrieked in a manner that terrified everyone within sound of their voices.
As the Room of the Great Knife was now cleared of all but Cap"n Bill, who was tied in his frame, and of Trot and the moaning Boolooroo, who lay hidden behind the benches, the goat gave a victorious bleat and stood in the doorway to face any enemy that might appear. Trot had been as surprised as anyone at this sudden change of conditions, but she was quick to take advantage of the opportunities it afforded. First she ran with her rope to the goat, and as the animal could not see her, she easily succeeded in tying the rope around its horns and fastening the loose end to a pillar of the doorway. Next she hurried to Cap"n Bill and began to unbind him, and as she touched the sailor she became visible. He nodded cheerfully, then, and said, "I had a notion it was you, mate, as saved me from the knife. But it were a pretty close call, an" I hope it won"t happen again. I couldn"t shiver much, bein" bound so tight, but when I"m loose I mean to have jus" one good shiver to relieve my feelin"s."
"Shiver all you want to, Cap"n," she said as she removed the last bonds. "But first you"ve got to help me save us both."
"As how?" he asked, stepping from the frame.
"Come and get the Boolooroo," she said, going toward the benches. The sailor followed and pulled out the Boolooroo, who, when he saw the terrible goat was captured and tied fast, quickly recovered his courage. "Hi, there!" he cried. "Where are my soldiers? What do you mean, prisoner, by daring to lay hands upon me? Let me go this minute or I"ll--I"ll have you patched TWICE!"
"Don"t mind him, Cap"n," said Trot, "but fetch him along to the frame."
The Boolooroo looked around to see where the voice came from, and Cap"n Bill grinned joyfully and caught up the king in both his strong arms, dragging the struggling Monarch of the Blues to the frame.
"Stop it! How dare you?" roared the frightened Boolooroo. "I"ll have revenge! I"ll--I"ll--"
"You"ll take it easy, "cause you can"t help yourself," said Cap"n Bill.
"What next, Queen Trot?"
"Hold him steady in the frame, and I"ll tie him up," she replied. So Cap"n Bill held the Boolooroo, and the girl tied him fast in position as Cap"n Bill had been tied, so that his Majesty couldn"t wiggle at all. Then they rolled the frame in position underneath the Great Knife and Trot held in her hand the cord which would release it.
"All right, Cap"n," she said in a satisfied tone. "I guess we can run this Blue Country ourselves after this." The Boolooroo was terrified to find himself in danger of being sliced by the same knife he had so often wickedly employed to slice others. Like Cap"n Bill, he had no room to shiver, but he groaned very dismally and was so full of fear that his blue hair nearly stood on end.
THE RULER OF SKY ISLAND
CHAPTER 25
The girl now took off Rosalie"s ring and put it carefully away in her pocket. "It won"t matter who sees me now," she remarked, "an" I want "em to know that you an" me, Cap"n, are running this kingdom. I"m Queen o" the Pinkies an" Booloorooess o" the Blues, an"--"
"What"s that?" asked the sailor. "You"re--you"re WHAT, Trot?"
"Booloorooess. Isn"t that right, Cap"n?"
"I dunno, mate. It sounds bigger ner you are, an" I don"t like the word, anyhow. S"pose you jus" call yourself the Boss? That fills the bill an" don"t need pernouncin"."
"All right," she said. "Queen o" the Pinkies an" Boss o" the Blues.
Seems funny, don"t it, Cap"n Bill?"
Just then they heard a sound of footsteps in the corridor. The soldiers had recovered their courage, and fearful of the anger of their dreaded Boolooroo, whom the Princesses declared would punish them severely, had ventured to return to the room. They came rather haltingly, though, and the Captain of the Guards first put his head cautiously through the doorway to see if the coast was clear. The goat discovered him and tried to make a rush, but the rope held the animal back, and when the Captain saw this, he came forward more boldly.
"Halt!" cried Trot. The Captain halted, his soldiers peering curiously over his shoulders and the Six Snubnosed Princesses looking on from behind, where they considered themselves safe. "If anyone dares enter this room without my permission," said Trot, "I"ll pull this cord and slice your master that once was the Boolooroo."
"Don"t come in! Don"t come in!" yelled the Boolooroo in a terrified voice.
Then they saw that the sailor was free and the Boolooroo bound in his place. The soldiers were secretly glad to observe this, but the Princesses were highly indignant. "Release his Majesty at once!" cried Indigo from the corridor. "You shall be severely punished for this rebellion."
"Don"t worry," replied Trot. "His Majesty isn"t his Majesty any longer.
He"s jus" a common Blueskin. Cap"n Bill and I perpose runnin" this Island ourselves, after this. You"ve all got to obey ME, for I"m the Booloorooess--no, I mean the Boss--o" the Blues, and I"ve a notion to run things my own way."
"You can"t," said Turquoise scornfully. "The Law says--"
"Bother the Law!" exclaimed Trot. "I"ll make the Laws myself from now on, and I"ll unmake every Law you ever had before I conquered you."
"Oh, have you conquered us, then?" asked the Captain of the Guards in a surprised tone.
"Of course," said Trot. "Can"t you see?"
"It looks like it," admitted the Captain.
"Cap"n Bill is goin" to be my General o" the Army an" the Royal Manager o" the Blue Country," continued Trot, "so you"ll mind what he says."
"Nonsense!" shouted Indigo. "March in and capture them, Captain! Never mind if they do slice the Boolooroo. I"m his daughter, and I"LL rule the kingdom."