"The ministry of Jesus Christ was an effort to break Judaism out of this condition-sort of an echo of what Enki did. Christ"s gospel is a new nam-shub, an attempt to take religion out of the temple, out of the hands of the priesthood, and bring the Kingdom of G.o.d to everyone. That is the message explicitly spelled out by his sermons, and it is the message symbolically embodied in the empty tomb. After the crucifixion, the apostles went to his tomb hoping to find his body and instead found nothing. The message was clear enough; We are not to idolize Jesus, because his ideas stand alone, his church is no longer centralized in one person but dispersed among all the people.
"People who were used to the rigid theocracy of the Pharisees couldn"t handle the idea of a popular, nonhierarchical church. They wanted popes and bishops and priests. And so the myth of the Resurrection was added onto the gospels. The message was changed to a form of idolatry. In this new version of the gospels, Jesus came back to earth and organized a church, which later became the Church of the Eastern and Western Roman Empire-another rigid, brutal, and irrational theocracy.
"At the same time, the Pentecostal church was being founded. The early Christians spoke in tongues. The Bible says, "And all were amazed and perplexed, saying to one another, "What does this mean?"" Well, I think I may be able to answer that question. It was a viral outbreak. Asherah had been present, lurking in the population, ever since the triumph of the deuteronomists. The informational hygiene measures practiced by the Jews kept it suppressed. But in the early days of Christianity, there must have been a lot of chaos, a lot of radicals and free thinkers running around, flouting tradition. Throwbacks to the days of pre-rational religion. Throwbacks to Sumer. And sure enough, they all started talking to each other in the tongue of Eden.
"The mainline Christian church refused to accept glossolalia. They frowned on it for a few centuries and officially purged it at the Council of Constantinople in 381. The glossolalic cult remained on the fringes of the Christian world. The Church was willing to accept a little bit of xenoglossia if it helped convert heathens, as in the case of St. Louis Bertrand who converted thousands of Indians in the sixteenth century, spreading glossolalia across the continent faster than smallpox. But as soon as they were converted, those Indians were supposed to shut up and speak Latin like everyone else.
"The Reformation opened the door a little wider. But Pentecostalism didn"t really take off until the year 1900, when a small group of Bible-college students in Kansas began to speak in tongues. They spread the practice to Texas. There it became known as the revival movement. It spread like wildfire, all across the United States, and then the world, reaching China and India in 1906. The twentieth century"s ma.s.s media, high literacy rates, and high-speed transportation all served as superb vectors for the infection. In a packed revival hall or a Third World refugee encampment, glossolalia spread from one person to the next as fast as panic. By the eighties, the number of Pentecostals worldwide numbered in the tens of millions.
"And then came television, and the Reverend Wayne, backed up by the vast media power of L. Bob Rife. The behavior that the Reverend Wayne promulgates through his television shows, pamphlets, and franchises can be traced in an unbroken line back to the Pentecostal cults of early Christianity, and from there back to pagan glossolalia cults. The cult of Asherah lives. The Reverend Wayne"s Pearly Gates is the cult of Asherah.
"Lagos figured all of this out. He was originally a researcher at the Library of Congress, later became part of CIC when it absorbed the Library. He made a living by discovering interesting things in the Library, facts no one else had bothered to dig up. He would organize these facts and sell them to people. Once he figured out all of this Enki/Asherah stuff, he went looking for someone who would pay for it and settled on L. Bob Rife, Lord of Bandwidth, owner of the fiber-optics monopoly, who at that time employed more programmers than anyone else on earth.
"Lagos, typically for a nonbusinessman, had a fatal flaw: he thought too small. He figured that with a little venture capital, this neurolinguistic hacking could be developed as a new technology that would enable Rife to maintain possession of information that had pa.s.sed into the brains of his programmers. Which, moral considerations aside, wasn"t a bad idea.
"Rife likes to think big. He immediately saw that this idea could be much more powerful. He took Lagos"s idea and told Lagos himself to buzz off. Then he started dumping a lot of money into Pentecostal churches. He took a small church in Bayview, Texas, and built it up into a university. He took a small-time preacher, the Reverend Wayne Bedford, and made him more important than the Pope. He constructed a string of self-supporting religious franchises all over the world, and used his university, and its Metaverse campus, to crank out tens of thousands of missionaries, who fanned out all over the Third World and began converting people by the hundreds of thousands, just like St. Louis Bertrand. L. Bob Rife"s glossolalia cult is the most successful religion since the creation of Islam. They do a lot of talking about Jesus, but like many self-described Christian churches, it has nothing to do with Christianity except that they use his name. It"s a postrational religion.
"He also wanted to spread the biological virus as a promoter or enhancer of the cult, but he couldn"t really get away with doing that through the use of cult prost.i.tution because it is flagrantly anti-Christian. But one of the major functions of his Third World missionaries was to go out into the hinterlands and vaccinate people-and there was more than just vaccine in those needles.
"Here in the First World, everyone has already been vaccinated, and we don"t let religious fanatics come up and poke needles into us. But we do take a lot of drugs. So for us, he devised a means for extracting the virus from human blood serum and packaged it as a drug known as Snow Crash.
"In the meantime, he got the Raft going as a way of transporting hundreds of thousands of his cultists from the wretched parts of Asia into the United States. The media image of the Raft is that it is a place of utter chaos, where thousands of different languages are spoken and there is no central authority. But it"s not like that at all. It"s highly organized and tightly controlled. These people are all talking to each other in tongues. L. Bob Rife has taken xenoglossia and perfected it, turned it into a science.
"He can control these people by grafting radio receivers into their skulls, broadcasting instructions-me-directly into their brainstems. If one person in a hundred has a receiver, he can act as the local en and distribute the me of L. Bob Rife to all the others. They will act out L. Bob Rife"s instructions as though they have been programmed to. And right now, he has about a million of these people poised off the California coast.
"He also has a digital metavirus, in binary code, that can infect computers, or hackers, via the optic nerve."
"How did he translate it into binary form?" Ng says.
"I don"t think he did. I think he found it in s.p.a.ce. Rife owns the biggest radio astronomy network in the world. He doesn"t do real astronomy with it-he just listens for signals from other planets. It stood to reason that sooner or later, one of his dishes would pick up the metavirus."
"How does that stand to reason?"
"The metavirus is everywhere. Anywhere life exists, the metavirus is there, too, propagating through it. Originally, it was spread around on comets. That"s probably how life first came to the Earth, and that"s probably how the metavirus came here also. But comets are slow, whereas radio waves are fast. In binary form, a virus can bounce around the universe at the speed of light. It infects a civilized planet, gets into its computers, reproduces, and inevitably gets broadcast on television or radio or whatever. Those transmissions don"t stop at the edge of the atmosphere-they radiate out into s.p.a.ce, forever. And if they hit a planet with another civilized culture, where people are listening to the stars the way Rife was doing, then that planet gets infected, too. I think that was Rife"s plan, and I think it worked. Except that Rife was smart-he caught it in a controlled manner. He put it in a bottle. An informational warfare agent for him to use at his discretion. When it is placed into a computer, it snow-crashes the computer by causing it to infect itself with new viruses. But it is much more devastating when it goes into the mind of a hacker, a person who has an understanding of binary code built into the deep structures of his brain. The binary metavirus will destroy the mind of a hacker."
"So Rife can control two kinds of people," Ng says. "He can control Pentecostals by using me written in the mother tongue. And he can control hackers in a much more violent fashion by damaging their brains with binary viruses."
"Exactly."
"What do you think Rife wants?" Ng says.
"He wants to be Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look, it"s simple: Once he converts you to his religion, he can control you with me. And he can convert millions of people to his religion because it spreads like a f.u.c.king virus-people have no resistance to it because no one is used to thinking about religion, people aren"t rational enough to argue about this kind of thing. Basically, anyone who reads the National Enquirer or watches pro wrestling on TV is easy to convert. And with Snow Crash as a promoter, it"s even easier to get converts.
"Rife"s key realization was that there"s no difference between modern culture and Sumerian. We have a huge workforce that is illiterate or aliterate and relies on TV-which is sort of an oral tradition. And we have a small, extremely literate power elite-the people who go into the Metaverse, basically-who understand that information is power, and who control society because they have this semimystical ability to speak magic computer languages.
"That makes us a big stumbling block to Rife"s plan. People like L. Bob Rife can"t do anything without us hackers. And even if he could convert us, he wouldn"t be able to use us, because what we do is creative in nature and can"t be duplicated by people running me. But he can threaten us with the blunt instrument of Snow Crash. That, I think, is what happened to Da5id. It may have been an experiment, just to see if Snow Crash worked on a real hacker, and it may have been a warning shot intended to demonstrate Rife"s power to the hacker community. The message: If Asherah gets broadcast into the technological priesthood-"
"Napalm on wildflowers," Ng says.
"As far as I know, there"s no way to stop the binary virus. But there"s an antidote to Rife"s bogus religion. The nam-shub of Enki still exists. He gave a copy to his son Marduk, who pa.s.sed it on to Hammurabi. Now, Marduk may or may not have been a real person. The point is that Enki went out of his way to leave the impression that he had pa.s.sed on his nam-shub in some form. In other words, he was planting a message that later generations of hackers were supposed to decode, if Asherah should rise again.
"I am fairly certain that the information we need is contained within a clay envelope that was excavated from the ancient Sumerian city of Eridu in southern Iraq ten years ago. Eridu was the seat of Enki; in other words, Enki was the local en of Eridu, and the temple of Eridu contained his me, including the nam-shub that we are looking for."
"Who excavated this clay envelope?"
"The Eridu dig was sponsored entirely by a religious university in Bayview, Texas."
"L. Bob Rife"s?"
"You got it. He created an archaeology department whose sole function was to dig up the city of Eridu, locate the temple where Enki stored all of his me, and take it all home. L. Bob Rife wanted to reverse-engineer the skills that Enki possessed; by a.n.a.lyzing Enki"s me, he wanted to create his very own neurolinguistic hackers, who could write new me that would become the ground rules, the program, for the new society that Rife wants to create."
"But among these me is a copy of the nam-shub of Enki," Ng says, "which is dangerous to Rife"s plan."
"Right. He wanted that tablet, too-not to a.n.a.lyze but to keep to himself, so no one could use it against him."
"If you can obtain a copy of this nam-shub," Ng says, "what effect would it have?"
"If we could transmit the nam-shub of Enki to all of the en on the Raft, they would relay it to all of the Raft people. It would jam their mother-tongue neurons and prevent Rife from programming them with new me," Hiro says. "But we really need to get this done before the Raft breaks up-before the Refus all come ash.o.r.e. Rife talks to his en through a central transmitter on the Enterprise, which I take to be a fairly short-range, line-of-sight type of thing. Pretty soon he"ll use this system to distribute a big me that will cause all the Refus to come ash.o.r.e as a unified army with coordinated marching orders. In other words, the Raft will break up, and after that it won"t be possible to reach all of these people anymore with a single transmission. So we have to do it as soon as possible."
"Mr.Rife will be most unhappy," Ng predicts. "He will try to retaliate by unleashing Snow Crash against the technological priesthood."
"I know that," Hiro says, "but I can only worry about one thing at a time. I could use a little help here."
"Easier said than done," Ng says. "To reach the Core, one must fly over the Raft or drive a small boat through its midst. Rife has a million people there with rifles and missile launchers. Even high-tech weapons systems cannot defeat organized small-arms fire on a ma.s.sive scale."
"Get some choppers out to this vicinity, then," Hiro says. "Something. Anything. If I can get my hands on the nam-shub of Enki and infect everyone on the Raft with it, then you can approach safely."
"We"ll see what we can come up with," Uncle Enzo says.
"Fine," Hiro says. "Now, what about Reason?"
Ng mumbles something and a card appears in his hand. "Here"s a new version of the system software," he says. "It should be a little less buggy."
"A little less?"
"No piece of software is ever bug free," Ng says.
Uncle Enzo says, "I guess there"s a little bit of Asherah in all of us."
Hiro finds his own way out and takes the elevator all the way back down to the Street. When he exits the neon skysc.r.a.per, a black-and-white girl is sitting on his motorcycle, messing with the controls.
"Where are you?" she says.
"I"m on the Raft, too. Hey, we just made twenty-five million dollars."
He is sure that just this one time, Y.T. is going to be impressed by something that he says. But she"s not.
"That"ll buy me a really happening funeral when they mail me home in a piece of Tupperware," she says.
"Why would that happen?"
"I"m in trouble," she admits-for the first time in her life. "I think my boyfriend is going to kill me."
"Who"s your boyfriend?"
"Raven."
If avatars could turn pale and woozy and have to sit down on the sidewalk, Hiro"s would. "Now I know why he has POOR IMPULSE CONTROL tattooed across his forehead."
"This is great. I was hoping to get a little cooperation or at least maybe some advice," she says.
"If you think he"s going to kill you, you"re wrong, because if you were right, you"d be dead," Hiro says.
"Depends on your a.s.sumptions," she says. She goes on to tell him a highly entertaining story about a dentata.
"I"m going to try to help you," Hiro says, "but I"m not necessarily the safest guy on the Raft to hang out with, either."
"Did you hook up with your girlfriend yet?"
"No. But I have high hopes for that. a.s.suming I can stay alive."
"High hopes for what?"
"Our relationship."
"Why?" she asks. "What"s changed between then and now?"
This is one of these utterly simple and obvious questions that is irritating because Hiro"s not sure of the answer. "Well, I think I figured out what she was doing-why she came here."
Another simple and obvious question. "So, I feel like I understand her now."
"You do?"
"Yeah, well, sort of."
"And is that supposed to be a good thing?"
"Well, sure."
"Hiro, you are such a geek. She"s a woman, you"re a dude. You"re not supposed to understand her. That"s not what she"s after."
"Well, what is she after, do you suppose-keeping in mind that you"ve never actually met the woman, and that you"re going out with Raven?"
"She doesn"t want you to understand her. She knows that"s impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable."
"You figure?"
"Yeah. Definitely."
"What makes you think I don"t understand myself?"
"It"s just obvious. You"re a really smart hacker and the greatest sword fighter in the world-and you"re delivering pizzas and promoting concerts that you don"t make any money off of. How do you expect her to-"
The rest is drowned out by sound breaking in through his earphones, coming in from Reality: a screeching, tearing noise riding in high and sharp above the rumbling noise of heavy impact. Then there is just the screaming of terrified neighborhood children, the cries of men in Tagalog, and the groaning and popping sound of a steel fishing trawler collapsing under the pressure of the sea.
"What was that?" Y.T. says.
"Meteorite," Hiro says.
"Huh?"
"Stay tuned," Hiro says, "I think I just got into a Gatling gun duel."
"Are you going to sign off?"
"Just shut up for a second."
This neighborhood is U-shaped, built around a sort of cove in the Raft where half a dozen rusty old fishing boats are tied up. A floating pier, pieced together from mismatched pontoons, runs around the edge.
The empty trawler, the one they"ve been cutting up for sc.r.a.p, has been hit by a burst from the big gun on the deck of the Enterprise. It looks as though a big wave picked it up and tried to wrap it around a pillar: one whole side is collapsed in, the bow and the stern are actually bent toward each other. Its back is broken. Its empty holds are ingurgitating a vast, continuous rush of murky brown seawater, sucking in that variegated sewage like a drowning man sucks air. It"s heading for the bottom fast.
Hiro shoves Reason back into the zodiac, jumps in, and starts the motor. He doesn"t have time to untie the boat from the pontoon, so he snaps through the line with his wakizashi and takes off.
The pontoons are already sagging inward and down, pulled together by the ruined ship"s mooring lines. The trawler is falling off the surface of the water, trying topple in the entire neighborhood like a black hole.
A couple of Filipino men are already out with short knives, hacking at the stuff that webs the neighborhood together, trying to cut loose the parts that can"t be salvaged. Hiro buzzes over to a pontoon that is already knee-deep under the water, finds the ropes that connect it to the next pontoon, which is even more deeply submerged, and probes them with his katana. The remaining ropes pop like rifle shots, and then the pontoon breaks loose, shooting up to the surface so fast that it almost capsizes the zodiac.
A whole section of the pontoon pier, along the side of the trawler, can"t be salvaged. Men with fishing knives and women with kitchen cleavers are down on their knees, the water already rising up under their chins, cutting their neighborhood free. It breaks loose one rope at a time, haphazardly, tossing the Filipinos up into the air. A boy with a machete cuts the one remaining line, which pops up and lashes him across the face. Finally, the raft is free and flexible once again, bobbing and waving back toward equilibrium, and where the trawler was, there"s nothing but a bubbling whirlpool that occasionally vomits up a loose piece of floating debris.
Some others have already clambered up onto the fishing boat that was tied up next to the trawler. It has suffered some damage, too: several men cl.u.s.ter around and lean over the rail to examine a couple of large impact craters on the side. Each hole is surrounded by a shiny dinner plate-sized patch that has been blown free of all paint and rust. In the middle is a hole the size of a golf ball.
Hiro decides it"s time to leave.
But before he does, he reaches into his coverall, pulls out a money clip, and counts out a few thousand Kongbucks. He puts them on the deck and weighs them down under the corner of a red steel gasoline tank. Then he hits the road. He has no trouble finding the ca.n.a.l that leads to the next neighborhood. His paranoia level is way up, and so he glances back and forth as he pilots his way out of there, looking up all the little alleys. In one of those niches, he sees a wirehead, mumbling something.
The next neighborhood is Malaysian. Several dozen of them are gathered near the bridge, attracted by the noise. As Hiro is entering their neighborhood, he sees men running down the undulating pontoon bridge that serves as the main street, carrying guns and knives. The local constabulary. More men of the same description emerge from the byways and skiffs and sam-pans, joining them. A tremendous whacking and splintering and tearing noise sounds tight beside him, as though a lumber truck has just crashed into a brick wall. Water splashes his body, and an exhalation of steam pa.s.ses over his face. Then it"s quiet again. He turns around, slowly and reluctantly. The nearest pontoon isn"t there anymore, just a b.l.o.o.d.y, turbulent soup of splinters and chaff.
He turns around and looks behind him. The wirehead he saw a few seconds ago is out in the open now, standing all by himself at the edge of a raft. Everyone else has cleared out of there. He can see the b.a.s.t.a.r.d"s lips moving. Hiro whips the boat around and returns to him, drawing his wakizashi with his free hand, and cuts him down on the spot.
But there will be more. Hiro knows they"re all out looking for him now. The gunners up there on the Enterprise don"t care how many of these Refus they have to kill in order to nail Hiro.
From the Malaysian neighborhood, he pa.s.ses into a Chinese neighborhood. This one"s a lot more built up, it contains a number of steel ships and barges. It extends off into the distance, away from the Core, for as far as Hiro can see from his worthless sea-level vantage point.
He"s being watched by a man high up in the superstructure of one of those Chinese ships, another wirehead. Hiro can see the guy"s jaw flapping as he sends updates to Raft Central.
The big Gatling gun on the deck of the Enterprise opens up again and fires another meteorite of depleted uranium slugs into the side of an unoccupied barge about twenty feet from Hiro. The entire side of the barge chases itself inward, like the steel has become liquid and is running down a drain, and the metal turns bright as shock waves simply turn that thick layer of rust into an aerosol, blast it free from the steel borne on a wave of sound so powerful that it hurts Hiro down inside his chest and makes him feel sick.
The gun is radar controlled. It"s very accurate when it"s shooting at a piece of metal. It"s a lot less accurate when it"s trying to hit flesh and blood.