King Kong and Li Bai had a good relations.h.i.+p, so he stayed behind and talk to him to relieve his boredom. Thunderbolt Battle Lady still has something to do, told Li Xianyu and Li Bai to have a good rest, and left. The three men had a chat in the ward.
Li Xianyu quickly integrated into them, in fact, whether it was Li Bai or King Kong, although one had an eccentricity that got to do with poetry, another had an eccentricity to do with fear of girls, but their characters were pleasant and were not difficult to deal with.
"You"ll be a full-time nanny in our company in the future," Li Bai said. "If you had shown up earlier, we wouldn"t have had to see many brothers die."
King Kong said, "I don"t know if your blood has the function of amputation and rebirth. If it can, then I suddenly have a few bold ideas."
Li Bai and Li Xianyu asked, "What ideas?"
King Kong said exasperatedly, "I can"t make contact with a woman. I can"t touch any limb. Once it happens, I would be so freaked out that I would cut off the contact area. But, as a man, I still want to be with a woman…"
Li Bai and Li Xianyu looked at each other and were stunned by his bold ideas.
Li Xianyu exclaimed, "Cutting your p.e.n.i.s off, what the f***. Big guy, how did you get such a thought? You are really a talent."
Li Bai was shocked.
King Kong sighed, "You"re a talent too, no wonder Lady Killer and Kato Eagle appreciate you."
Li Xianyu commented, "Your psychological phobia is very strange. Doesn"t it normally appear in men who like to stay indoors and old men? The former is due to lack of experience in dealing with women, so they will be shy upon seeing women and want to escape. As for the latter, everyone knows, it"s the fate of middle-aged men."
"But you don"t match either category. What"s the reason behind being afraid of women?"
Fear flashed in King Kong"s eyes, as if thinking of something terrible. A huge man taller than 1.9 meters actually s.h.i.+vered violently.
Li Xianyu said exasperatedly, "There is no need to be so afraid, you just haven"t done it before. Your first time will always be nervous and perturbed, it is inevitable. It doesn"t matter if you have experienced it more times."
After talking for a long time, Li Xianyu found that King Kong actually longed for s.e.x between men and women, but could not accept physical contact with women. Unfortunately, he didn"t swing the other way.
This kind of psychological fear was really rare. He was not a psychiatrist, so other than giving some advice and tutting, he can do nothing else.
Li Xianyu tried to describe s.e.x to him, and then said excitedly, "After listening to it for a long time, you should have the impulse to do it now."
King Kong nodded intensely.
Li Xianyu tried to guide him. "Tell me boldly what you crave now."
King Kong calmed down and said, "I yearn for new p.o.r.n."
Li Xianyu was speechless. This man is useless.
For a moment, Li Bai finally found a chance to bring the topic back on track. He said, "Li Xianyu, the company should give you credit points as a reward, but I have to repay you myself for saving my life." I"ll teach you how to exhale a breath and use it as a sword."
"Exhale a breath and use it as a sword?"
"Well." Li Bai nodded. "I don"t have much qi now, so I can"t execute it perfectly for actual combat. It may not look graceful but it"s to let you know the power." He gagged, like coughing phlegm in his throat and spit it out hard. It wasn"t "like", he really spat phlegm out. Li Xianyu saw the phlegm in his mouth flash, and then a deep hole the width of a finger was penetrated into the ceiling.
Newbie Li Xianyu was stunned and said, "Suddenly I don"t want to learn."
Li Bai replied, "I said it is not very elegant, because my qi is insufficient, so I can only affix it in my saliva in order to exert its power." Usually, I breathe and a sword aura would appear. It"s really powerful. I"ll teach you how to channel your qi now. King Kong, you get out of here first. Don"t eavesdrop on my unique technique."
Outside the ward, Lightning King knocked at the door, and a crisp voice rang from inside. "Come in."
He pushed the door in. The Unparalleled War Spirit didn"t play with her cell phone this time. She stood quietly in the ward, her face as pretty as a painting.
Lightning King unconsciously concealed his aura, and put on the demeanor of primary school students facing his teacher, standing reservedly.
The first time Lightning King saw her, he didn"t feel any pressure emanating from her. Instead, he felt that the war spirit was pretty cute.
The second time he saw her was yesterday, and it was also in this ward, where Li Xianyu laid in a coma on the bed. She was also standing quietly in the ward, a terrible aura surging and emanating off her like a tsunami and landslides.
Lightning King, who could hardly breathe at that moment, realized that for the first time. Because of her great-grandchild, Great-Grandma would certainly not show her terrifying rage to her younger generation. The Unparalleled War Spirit in front of him was the true war spirit, the war machine that once wreaked havoc in the heavens and earth.
"May I know why you are looking for me?" Lightning King asked respectfully.
"Just a bit more, and my great-grandson would be dead." Great-Grandma stated nonchalantly, "I"m unhappy, very unhappy."
"It"s our fault. We didn"t protect him," Lightning King said. He muttered in his heart, your great-grandson is so useless, he gets injured after being hit, and dies after a shove. Even if Big Boss handles this personally, he won"t be able to do anything, let alone San Wu.
Great-Grandma harrumphed, "If I rely on you bunch of imbeciles, my grandson won"t be able to live till he gets married and have children."
Lightning King said, "Yes, yes, yes, everything you lecture is right."
He muttered in his heart, Oh come on, you still want children with ancestral kidney deficiency?
Great-Grandma harrumphed again. "Help me summon and gather the Buddhist Society and the heads of the major clans. Set the location at Lianghua Temple, I would like to have a good talk with them."
Lightning King frowned and said, "You want to…"
The Unparalleled War Spirit was now a mere t.i.tle. All she could do now was to threaten to shatter her spirit bead at most. Everyone knew her bottom line. At most, they would not touch Li Xianyu and keep him alive. As long as the War Spirit does not shatter her spirit bead, what she said carried no weight, let alone being able to mention negotiations.
Speaking of the Li family"s war spirit"s suicide threat, it was definitely the most powerful threat in ancient and modern times.
When he came into contact with Great-grandma"s burning gaze, he was stunned, and looked carefully at her. He was surprised by the subtle changes in the War Spirit. "You, you…"
Great-Grandma nodded. "I barely restored 40% of my combat power. It"s not possible to wreck that bald donkey Buddha Head, but it"s more than enough to annihilate that bunch of chickens and dogs in the demon descendants community."
Lightning King smiled bitterly and said, "You really aren"t afraid that Buddha Head would seal you?"
Great-Grandma said, "Don"t worry, I"m not going to start a ma.s.sacre, and I"m not going to take Li Xianyu with me. I"m giving Buddha Head the last chance. If he is not on my side, when my grandchild is accomplished in his powers, I will be the first to destroy the Gokudo in your demon descendants community."
Lightning King had no doubt that was the decisive destruction was the true nature of the Unparalleled War Spirit. At that time, due to Buddha Head stopping her, Lianghua Temple almost turned into ruins under her unbridled rage.
He said helplessly, "Let me ask the Big Boss"s opinion first, please remember to show restraint. Baoze has only been founded for a few years, and the foundation is still shallow. We really cannot afford to declare war with them."
Great-Grandma acknowledged with a "Mm-hmm".