""My poor son," she says, "I shall allow to go his silly way after this outrageous bit of double-dealing. I think it useless to strive further with him. He has not only confessed all the foul details, but he came brazenly out with the a.s.sertion that a man has a right to lead his own life--and he barely thirty!"
"She goes on to say that it"s this terrible twentieth-century modernism that has infected him. She says that, first woman sets up a claim to live her own life, and now men are claiming the same right, even one as carefully raised and guarded as her boy has been; and what are we coming to? But, anyway, she did her best for him.
"Pretty soon Broadmoor was closed like you seen it to-day. Sister is now back in Boston, keeping tabs on orchestras and attending lectures on the higher birds; and brother at last has his orchid ranch somewhere down in California. He"s got one pet orchid that I heard cost twelve thousand dollars--I don"t know why. But he"s very happy living his own life. The last I heard of mother she was exploring the headwaters of the Amazon River, hunting crocodiles and jaguars and natives, and so on.
"She was a good old sport, though. She showed that by the way she simmered down about Cousin Egbert"s cat before she left. At first, she wanted to lay for it and put a bullet through its cowardly heart. Then she must of seen the laugh was on her, all right; for what did she do?
Why, the last thing she done was to box up all these silver cups her beagles had won and send "em over to Kate, in care of his owner--all the eye-cups and custard bowls, and so on. Cousin Egbert shows "em off to every one.
""Just a few cups that Kate won," he"ll say. "I want to tell you he"s some beetle-cat! Look what he"s come up to--and out of nothing, you might say!""
VIII
PETE"S B"OTHER-IN-LAW
On the Arrowhead Ranch it was noon by the bell that Lew Wee loves to clang. It may have been half an hour earlier or later on other ranches, for Lew Wee is no petty precisian. Ma Pettengill had ridden off at dawn; and, rather than eat luncheon in solitary state, I joined her retainers for the meal in the big kitchen, which is one of my prized privileges. A dozen of us sat at the long oilcloth-covered table and a.s.suaged the more urgent pangs of hunger in a haste that was speechless and far from hygienic. No man of us chewed the new beef a proper number of times; he swallowed intently and reached for more. It was rather like twenty minutes for dinner at what our railway laureates call an eating house.
Lew Wee shuffled in bored nonchalance between range and table. It was an old story to him.
The meal might have gone to a silent end, though moderating in pace; but we had with us to-day--as a toastmaster will put it--the young veterinary from Spokane. This made for talk after actual starvation had been averted--fragmentary gossip of the great city; of neighbouring ranches in the valley, where professional duty had called him; of Adolph, our milk-strain Durham bull, whose indisposition had brought him several times to Arrowhead; and then of Squat, our youngest cowboy, from whose fair brow the intrepid veterinary, on his last previous visit, had removed a sizable and embarra.s.sing wen with what looked to me like a pair of pruning shears.
The feat had excited much uncheerful comment among Squat"s _confreres_, bets being freely offered that he would be disfigured for life, even if he survived; and what was the sense of monkeying with a thing like that when you could pull your hat down over it? Of course you couldn"t wear a derby with it; but no one but a darned town dude would ever want to wear a derby hat, anyway, and the trouble with Squat was, he wished to be pretty. It was dollars to doughnuts the thing would come right back again, twice as big as ever, and better well enough alone. But Squat, who is also known as Timberline, and is, therefore, a lanky six feet three, is young and sensitive and hopeful, and the veterinary is a matchless optimist; and the thing had been brought to a happy conclusion.
Squat, being now warmly urged, blushingly turned his head from side to side that all might remark how neatly his scar had healed. The veterinary said it had healed by first intention; that it was as pretty a job as he"d ever done on man or beast; and that Squat would be more of a hit then ever with the ladies because of this interesting chapter in his young life. Then something like envy shone in the eyes of those who had lately disparaged Squat for presuming to thwart the will of G.o.d; I detected in more than one man there the secret wish that he had something for this ardent expert to eliminate. Squat continued to blush pleasurably and to bolt his food until another topic diverted this entirely respectful attention from him. The veterinary asked if we had heard about the Indian ruction down at Kulanche last night--Kulanche Springs being the only pretense to a town between our ranch and Red Gap--a post-office, three general stores, a score of dwellings, and a low drinking place known as The Swede"s. The news had not come to us; so the veterinary obliged. A dozen Indians, drifting into the valley for the haying about to begin, had tarried near Kulanche and bought whiskey of the Swede. The selling of this was a lawless proceeding and the consumption of it by the purchasers had been hazardous in the extreme.
Briefly, the result had been what is called in newspaper headlines a stabbing affray. I quote from our guest"s recital:
"Then, after they got calmed down and hid their knives, and it looked peaceful again, they decided to start all over; but the liquor was out, so that old scar-faced Pyann jumps on a pony and rides over from the camp for a fresh supply. He pulled up out in front of the Swede"s and yelled for three bottles to be brought out to him, p.r.o.nto! If he"d sneaked round to the back door and whispered he"d have got it all right, but this was a little too brash, because there were about a dozen men in the bar and the Swede was afraid to sell an Injin whiskey so openly. All he could do was go to the door and tell this pickled aborigine that he never sold whiskey to Injins and to get the h.e.l.l out of there! Pyann called the Swede a liar and some other things, mentioning dates, and started to climb off his pony, very ugly.
"The Swede wasn"t going to argue about it, because we"d all come out in front to listen; so he pulled his gun and let it off over Pyann"s head; and a couple of the boys did the same thing, and that started the rest--about six others had guns--till it sounded like a bunch of giant crackers going off. Old Pyann left in haste, all right. He was flattened out on his pony till he looked like a plaster.
"We didn"t hear any more of him last night, but coming up here this morning I found out he"d done a regular Paul Revere ride to save his people; he rode clear up as far as that last camp, just below here, on your place, yelling to every Injin he pa.s.sed that they"d better take to the brush, because the whites had broken out at Kulanche. At that, the Swede ought to be sent up, knowing they"ll fight every time he sells them whiskey. Two of these last night were bad cut in this rumpus."
"Yes; and he"d ought to be sent up for life for selling it to white men, too--the kind he sells." This was Sandy Sawtelle, speaking as one who knew and with every sign of conviction. "It sure is enterprising whiskey. Three drinks of it make a decent man want to kill his little golden-haired baby sister with an axe. Say, here"s a good one--lemme tell you! I remember the first time, about three, four years ago--"
The speaker was interrupted--it seemed to me with intentional rudeness.
One man hurriedly wished to know who did the cutting last night; another, if the wounded would recover; and a third, if Pete, an aged red va.s.sal of our own ranch, had been involved. Each of the three flashed a bored glance at Sandy as he again tried for speech:
"Well, as I was saying, I remember the first time, about three, four years ago--"
"If old Pete was down there I bet his brother-in-law did most of the knifework," put in Buck Devine firmly.
It was to be seen that they all knew what Sandy remembered the first time and wished not to hear it again. Others of them now sought to stifle the memoir, while Sandy waited doggedly for the tide to ebb. I gathered that our Pete had not been one of the restive convives, he being known to have spent a quiet home evening with his mahala and their numerous descendants, in their camp back of the wood lot; I also gathered that Pete"s brother-in-law had committed no crime since Pete quit drinking two years before. There was veiled mystery in these allusions to the brother-in-law of Pete. It was almost plain that the brother-in-law was a lawless person for whose offenses Pete had more than once been unjustly blamed. I awaited details; but meantime--
"Well, as I was saying, I remember the first time, about three, four years ago--"
Sandy had again dodged through a breach in the talk, quite as if nothing had happened. Buck Devine groaned as if in unbearable anguish. The others also groaned as if in unbearable anguish. Only the veterinary and I were polite.
"Oh, let him get it offen his chest," urged Buck wearily. "He"ll perish if he don"t--having two men here that never heard him tell it." He turned upon the raconteur, with a large sweetness of manner: "Excuse me, Mr. Sawtelle! Pray do go on with your thrilling reminiscence. I could just die listening to you. I believe you was wishing to entertain the company with one of them anecdotes or lies of which you have so rich a store in that there peaked dome of yours. Gents, a moment"s silence while this rare personality unfolds hisself to us!"
"Say, lemme tell you--here"s a good one!" resumed the still placid Sandy. "I remember the first time, about three, four years ago, I ever went into The Swede"s. A stranger goes in just ahead of me and gets to the bar before I do, kind of a solemn-looking, sandy-complected little runt in black clothes.
""A little of your best cooking whiskey," says he to the Swede, while I"m waiting beside him for my own drink.
"The Swede sets out the bottle and gla.s.s and a whisk broom on the bar.
That was sure a new combination on me. "Why the whisk broom?" I says to myself. "I been in lots of swell dives and never see no whisk broom served with a drink before." So I watch. Well, this sad-looking sot pours out his liquor, shoots it into him with one tip of the gla.s.s; and, like he"d been shot, he falls flat on the floor, all bent up in a convulsion--yes, sir; just like that! And the Swede not even looking over the bar at him!
"In a minute he comes out of this here fit, gets on his feet and up to the bar, grabs the whisk broom, brushes the dust off his clothes where he"s rolled on the floor, puts back the whisk broom, says, "So long, Ed!" to the Swede--and goes out in a very businesslike manner.
"Then the Swede shoves the bottle and a gla.s.s and the whisk broom over in front of me, but I says: "No, thanks! I just come in to pa.s.s the time of day. Lovely weather we"re having, ain"t it?" Yes, sir; down he goes like he"s shot, wriggles a minute, jumps up, dusts hisself off, flies out the door; and the Swede pa.s.sing me the same bottle and the same broom, and me saying: "Oh, I just come in to pa.s.s the time of--""
The veterinary and I had been gravely attentive. The faces of the others wore not even the tribute of pretended ennui. They had betrayed an elaborate deafness. They now affected to believe that Sandy Sawtelle had not related an anecdote. They spoke casually and with an effect of polished ease while yet here capitulated, as tale-tellers so often will.
"I remember a kid, name of Henry Lippincott, used to set in front of me at school," began Buck Devine, with the air of delicately breaking a long silence; "he"d wiggle his ears and get me to laughing out loud, and then I"d be called up for it by teacher and like as not kept in at recess."
"You ought to seen that bunch of tame alligators down to the San Francisco Fair," observed Squat genially. "The old boy that had "em says "Oh, yes, they would make fine pets, and don"t I want a couple for ten dollars to take home to the little ones?" But I don"t. You come right down to household pets--I ruther have me a white rabbit or a canary bird than an alligator you could step on in the dark some night and get all bit up, and mebbe blood poison set in."
"I recollect same as if it was yesterday," began Uncle Abner quickly.
"We was coming up through northern Arizona one fall, with a bunch of longhorns and we make this here water hole about four P.M.--or mebbe a mite after that or a little before; but, anyway, I says to Jeff Bradley, "Jeff," I says to him, "it looks to me almighty like--""
Sandy Sawtelle savagely demanded a cup of coffee, gulped it heroically, rose in a virtuous hurry, and at the door wondered loudly if he was leaving a bunch of rich millionaires that had nothing to do but loaf in their club all the afternoon and lie their heads off, or just a pa.s.sell of lazy no-good cowhands that laid down on the job the minute the boss stepped off the place. Whereupon, it being felt that the rabid anecdotist had been sufficiently rebuked, we all went out to help the veterinary look at Adolph for twenty minutes more.
Adolph is four years old and weighs one ton. He has a frowning and fearsome front and the spirit of a friendly puppy. The Arrowhead force loafed about in the corral and imparted of its own lore to the veterinary while he took Adolph"s temperature. Then Adolph, after nosing three of the men to have his head rubbed, went to stand in the rush-grown pool at the far end of the corral, which the gallery took to mean that he still had a bit of fever, no matter what the gla.s.s thing said.
The veterinary opposed a masterly silence to this majority diagnosis, and in the absence of argument about it there seemed nothing left for the Arrowhead retainers but the toil for which they were paid. They went to it lingeringly, one by one, seeming to feel that perhaps they wronged the ailing Adolph by not staying there to talk him over.
Uncle Abner, who is the Arrowhead blacksmith, was the last to leave--or think of leaving--though he had mule shoes to shape and many mules to shoe. He glanced wistfully again at Adolph, in cool water to his knees, tugged at his yellowish-white beard, said it was a dog"s life, if any one should ask me, and was about to slump mournfully off to his shop--when his eye suddenly brightened.
"Will you look once at that poor degraded red heathen, acting like a whirlwind over in the woodlot?"
I looked once. Pete, our Indian, was apparently the sole being on the ranch at that moment who was honestly earning his wage. No one knows how many more than eighty years Pete has lived; but from where we stood he was the figure of puissant youth, rhythmically flashing his axe into bits of wood that flew apart at its touch. Uncle Abner, beside me, had again shrugged off the dread incubus of duty. He let himself go restfully against the corral bars and chuckled a note of harsh derision.
"Ain"t it disgusting! I bet he never saw the boss when she rode off this A.M. Yes, sir; that poor benighted pagan must think she"s still in the house--prob"ly watching him out of the east winder this very minute."
"What"s this about his brother-in-law?" I asked.
"Oh, I dunno; some silly game he tries to come the roots over folks with. Say, he"s a regular old murderer, and not an honest hair in his head! Look at the old cheat letting on to be a good steady worker because he thinks the boss is in the house there, keeping an eye on him.
Ain"t it downright disgusting!"
Uncle Abner said this as one supremely conscious of his own virtue. He himself was descending to no foul pretense.
"A murderer, is he?"
I opened my cigarette case to the man of probity. He took two, crumpled the tobacco from the papers and stuffed it into his calabash pipe.
"Sure is he a murderer! A tough one, too."
The speaker moved round a corner of the barn and relaxed to a sitting posture on the platform of the pump. It brought him into the sun; but it also brought him where he could see far down the road upon which his returning employer would eventually appear. His eyes ever haunted the far vistas of that road; otherwise he remained blissfully static.