An", sir, the very nex" communion we both up an" perfessed. An" I started sayin" grace at table, an" lef" off the on"y cuss-word I ever did use, which was "durn." An", maybe I oughtn"t to say it, but I miss that word yet. I didn"t often call on it, but I always knowed "t was there when needed, and it backed me up, somehow--thess the way knowin" I had a frock-coat in the press has helped me wear out ol" clo"es. I ain"t never had on that frock-coat sence I was married in it seventeen year ago; but, sir, ever sence I"ve knew the moths had chawed it up, th"
ain"t been a day but I"ve felt shabby.
[Ill.u.s.tration: "She does make "im _so_ contented an" happy."]
Sir? Yas, sir; we"ve waited a long time. It"s seventeen year, come this spring, sence we married. Our first child could easy "a" been sixteen year ol", "stid o" two, ef Sonny"d come on time, but he ain"t never been known to hurry hisself. But it does look like, with seventeen year for reflection, an" nothin" to do but study up other folks"s mistakes with their childern, we ought to be able to raise him right. Wife an" me we fully agree upon one p"int, "n" that is, thet mo" childern "r" sp"iled thoo bein" crossed an" hindered "n any other way. Why, sir, them we "ve see" grow up roun" this country hev been fed on daily rations of "dont"s!" an" "stops!" an" "quits!"--an" most of "em brought up by hand at that!
An" so, ez I say, we don"t never cross Sonny, useless. Of co"se when he"s been sick we have helt his little nose an" insisted on things; but I reckon we "ve made it up to him afterwards, so"s he wouldn"t take it amiss.
Oh, yas, sir; he called me "daddy" hisself, "n" I never learned it to him, neither. I _was_ layin" out to learn "im to say "papa" to me, in time; but I "lowed I "d hol" back tell he called _her_ name first.
Seemed like that was her right, somehow, after all thet had pa.s.sed "twixt him an" her; an" in all her baby-talk to him I took notice she"d bring the "mama" in constant.
So of co"se I laid low, hopin" some day he "d ketch it--an" he did. He wasn"t no mo" "n "bout three months ol" when he said it; "n" then, "fo"
I could ketch my breath, hardly, an put in my claim, what does he do but square aroun", an", lookin" at me direc", say "dada!" thess like that.
There"s the secon" bell, doctor. "Sh! _Don"t_ ring no mo", Dicey! We"re a-comin"!
At the first bell the roller-towel an" basin gen"ally holds a reception; but to-day bein" Sunday--
What? Can"t stay? But you _must_. Quick ez Sonny come thoo this mornin", wife took to the kitchen, "cause, she says, says she, "Likely ez not the doctor "ll miss his dinner on the road, "n" I "ll turn in with Dicey an"
see thet he makes it up on supper."
"Eat an" run?" Why not, I like to know? Come on out. Wife"s at the roller-towel now, and she "ll be here in a minute.
Come on, Sonny. Let "dada" tote the clock for you. No? Wants to tote "er hisself? Well, he shall, too.
But befo" we go out, doc, say that over ag"in, please.
Yas, I understan". Quick ez he"s took with a spell, you say, th"ow col"
water in his face, an" "never min" ef he cries"!
I"ll try it, doctor; but, "twixt me an" you, I doubt ef anybody on the lot"ll have the courage to douse "im. Maybe we might call in somebody pa.s.sin", an" git them to do it. But for the rest,--the bath an" the mustard,--of co"se it shall be did correct. You see, the trouble hez always been thet befo" we could git any physic measured out, he come thoo.
Many"s the time that horse hez been saddled to sen" for you befo"
to-day. He thess happened to get out o" sight to-day when Sonny seemed to feel the clock in his hands, an" he come thoo "thout us givin" him anything _but_ the clock--an" it external.
Walk out, doctor.
THE CHRISTENIN"
[Ill.u.s.tration: "Y"]
Yas, sir, wife an" me, we"ve turned "Piscopals--all on account o" Sonny.
He seemed to perfer that religion, an" of co"se we wouldn"t have the family divided, so we"re a-goin" to be ez good "Piscopals ez we can.
I reckon it"ll come a little bit awkward at first. Seem like I never will git so thet I can sa.s.s back in church "thout feelin" sort o"
impident--but I reckon I"ll chirp up an" come to it, in time.
I never was much of a hand to sound the amens, even in our own Methodist meetin"s.
Sir? How old is he? Oh, Sonny"s purty nigh six--but he showed a pref"ence for the "Piscopal Church long fo" he could talk.
When he wasn"t no mo" "n three year old we commenced a-takin" him round to church wherever they held meetin"s,--"Piscopals, Methodists or Presbyterians,--so"s he could see an" hear for hisself. I ca"yed him to a baptizin" over to Chinquepin Crik, once-t, when he was three.
I thought I"d let him see it done an" maybe it might make a good impression; but no, sir! The Baptists didn"t suit him! Cried ever"
time one was douced, an" I had to fetch him away. In our Methodist meetin"s he seemed to git worked up an" pervoked, some way. An" the Presbyterians, he didn"t take no stock in them at all. Ricollect, one Sunday the preacher, he preached a mighty powerful disco"se on the doctrine o" lost infants not "lected to salvation--an" Sonny? Why, he slep" right thoo it.
The first any way lively interest he ever seemed to take in religious services was at the "Piscopals, Easter Sunday. When he seen the lilies an" the candles he thess clapped his little hands, an" time the folks commenced answerin" back he was tickled all but to death, an" started answerin" hisself--on"y, of co"se he "d answer sort o" hit an" miss.
I see then thet Sonny was a natu"al-born "Piscopal, an" we might ez well make up our minds to it--an" I told _her_ so, too. They say some is born so. But we thought we"d let him alone an" let nature take its co"se for awhile--not pressin" him one way or another. He never had showed no disposition to be christened, an" ever sence the doctor tried to vaccinate him he seemed to git the notion that christenin" an"
vaccination was mo" or less the same thing; an" sence that time, he"s been mo" opposed to it than ever.
Sir? Oh no, sir. He didn"t vaccinate him; he thess tried to do it; but Sonny, he wouldn"t begin to allow it. We all tried to indoose "im. I offered him everything on the farm ef he"d thess roll up his little sleeve an" let the doctor look at his arm--promised him thet he wouldn"t tech a needle to it tell he said the word. But he wouldn"t. He "lowed thet me an" his mama could git vaccinated ef we wanted to, but he wouldn"t.
Then we showed him our marks where we had been vaccinated when we was little, an" told him how it had kep" us clair o" havin" the smallpock all our lives.
Well, sir, it didn"t make no diff"ence whether we"d been did befo" or not, he "lowed thet he wanted to see us vaccinated ag"in.
An" so, of co"se, thinkin" it might encour"ge him, we thess had it did over--tryin" to coax him to consent after each one, an" makin" pertend like we enjoyed it.
Then, nothin" would do but the n.i.g.g.e.r, Dicey, had to be did, an" then he "lowed thet he wanted the cat did, an" I tried to strike a bargain with him thet if Kitty got vaccinated he would. But he wouldn"t comp"omise.
He thess let on thet Kit had to be did whe"r or no. So I ast the doctor ef it would likely kill the cat, an" he said he reckoned not, though it might sicken her a little. So I told him to go ahead. Well, sir, befo"
Sonny got thoo, he had had that cat an" both dogs vaccinated--but let it tech hisself he would not.
I was mighty sorry not to have it did, "cause they was a n.i.g.g.e.r thet had the smallpock down to Cedar Branch, fifteen mile away, an" he didn"t die, neither. He got well. An" they say when they git well they"re more fatal to a neighborhood "n when they die.
That was fo" months ago now, but to this day ever" time the wind blows from sou"west I feel oneasy, an" try to entice Sonny to play on the far side o" the house.
Well, sir, in about ten days after that we was the down-in-the-mouthest crowd on that farm, man an" beast, thet you ever see. Ever" last one o"
them vaccinations took, sir, an" took severe, from the cat up.
But I reckon we "re all safe-t guarded now. They ain"t nothin" on the place thet can fetch it to Sonny, an" I trust, with care, he may never be exposed.
But I set out to tell you about Sonny"s christenin" an" us turnin"
"Piscopal. Ez I said, he never seemed to want baptism, though he had heard us discuss all his life both it an" vaccination ez the two ordeels to be gone thoo with some time, an" we"d speculate ez to whether vaccination would take or not, an" all sech ez that, an" then, ez I said, after he see what the vaccination was, why he was even mo"
prejudyced agin" baptism "n ever, an" we "lowed to let it run on tell sech a time ez he"d decide what name he"d want to take an" what denomination he"d want to bestow it on him.
Wife, she"s got some "Piscopal relations thet she sort o" looks up to,--though she don"t own it,--but she was raised Methodist an" I was raised a true-blue Presbyterian. But when we professed after Sonny come we went up together at Methodist meetin". What we was after was righteous livin", an" we didn"t keer much which denomination helped us to it.
An" so, feelin" friendly all roun" that-a-way, we thought we"d leave Sonny to pick his church when he got ready, an" then they wouldn"t be nothin" to undo or do over in case he went over to the "Piscopals, which has the name of revisin" over any other church"s performances--though sence we"ve turned "Piscopals we"ve found out that ain"t so.
Of co"se the preachers, they used to talk to us about it once-t in a while,--seemed to think it ought to be did,--"ceptin", of co"se, the Baptists.
Well, sir, it went along so till last week. Sonny ain"t but, ez I said, thess not quite six year old, an" they seemed to be time enough. But last week he had been playin" out o" doors bare-feeted, thess same ez he always does, an" he tramped on a pine splinter some way. Of co"se, pine, it"s the safe-t-est splinter a person can run into a foot, on account of its carryin" its own turpentine in with it to heal up things; but any splinter thet dast to push itself up into a little pink foot is a messenger of trouble, an" we know it. An" so, when we see this one, we tried ever" way to coax him to let us take it out, but he wouldn"t, of co"se. He never will, an" somehow the Lord seems to give "em ambition to work their own way out mos" gen"ally.
But, sir, this splinter didn"t seem to have no energy in it. It thess lodged there, an" his little foot it commenced to swell, an" it swole an" swole tell his little toes stuck out so thet the little pig thet went to market looked like ez ef it wasn"t on speakin" terms with the little pig thet stayed home, an" wife an" me we watched it, an" I reckon she prayed over it consider"ble, an" I read a extry psalm at night befo"