Phyllis leaned back from her computer screen and flexed her shoulders. "You"re doing good," she said.
I thought so, too, but I knew there were heavier things to come.
A quick trip to the lavatory (making sure both doors were locked), fresh lipstick, a fresh cup of coffee, and I was ready to go again at 11:17.
So was Cyl DeGraffenried. "Number sixteen on the add-on calendar, Your Honor. Lydia Marie Duncan, three counts of issuing worthless checks."
Lydia Marie Duncan. White female, approximately nineteen or twenty, and not exactly what a lot of people around here would call a credit to her race. Her lanky blonde hair was three days past needing a shampoo, the neck inside her BORN TO BE BAD T-shirt looked dirty, and her grungy bare feet were thrust into rundown flip-flops.
There to bear witness that she had indeed willfully written checks against a closed account were managers from the Dobbs IGA, the Cotton Grove Winn-Dixie, and the Dik-a-Doo Motel and Lounge out on the bypa.s.s.
Cyl finished reading the charges.
"How do you plead?" I asked.
"I need me a lawyer."
"Didn"t you hear me tell everyone who wanted an attorney to come forward?" I asked sternly.
She tugged at the T-shirt that skimmed the waistline of her dirty yellow shorts. "Yes, ma"am, but all them won"t here then." She gestured with her head toward the three stern-faced complainants. "I figure now I might maybe need somebody speaking for me "fore they put me under the jail."
"Do you have a job?"
She shook her head. "I did work out at the towel factory, but I got laid off last year and now they"ve shut down and I ain"t found nothing yet."
That factory closed completely two months ago and more people than she were out of work these days.
"Very well."
Phyllis held out the form and pointed her toward the bailiff standing by the door to my right. I told the complainants, "Sorry, folks."
They knew as well as I did that Lydia Marie Duncan would probably qualify, which meant that the case would have to be rescheduled, which meant losing another day of work and in the end, even if they got the judgments they sought, they"d probably be back in court a time or two to have those judgments enforced.
The mills of justice ground on.
Over Cyl DeGraffenried"s objections, I dismissed various charges of possessing drug paraphernalia, making threats, a.s.sault with a deadly weapon, and failure to stop for a stop sign. On the other hand, I did find a twenty-nine-year-old black male guilty of trespa.s.sing. He got a six-month sentence, suspended for a year on condition that he stay off the premises of the Winn-Dixie, make twenty-four dollars rest.i.tution to the store, pay a hundred-dollar fine and costs, pay a hundred twenty-five dollars for his court-appointed counsel, and break no law for one year. This was the second time he"d stolen steaks from the same grocery store-"I get tired of chicken all the time"-and I could sympathize with the manager wanting him to stay out of his store.
Before reading the next charge, Cyl motioned to a shy-faced young woman in the audience. The witness came with head-down reluctance and sat in the chair beside Cyl with a timorous half-smile.
I knew exactly what was coming.
"Line ninety-eight. Jerry Dexter Trogden. a.s.sault on a female."
The young man who"d been seated beside the witness swaggered forward. He had light brown hair that hung almost to his shoulders, a Fu Manchu mustache, and tattooed on his right forearm was a bright green-and-purple dragon. He signed the waiver of counsel with a flourish.
And how did he plead?
"Not guilty."
"Your Honor," said Cyl, "the prosecuting witness refuses to testify and wishes to take up the charges."
She was still a teenager and there was a stand-by-my-man look in her eye. I wondered how many more times he"d knock her around before she"d quit believing he could change.
"Are you sure this is what you really want to do?"
"Yes, ma"am."
"Then I have no choice but to rule the prosecution frivolous and order you to pay court costs."
She followed that egg-sucking hound over to Phyllis"s stand to pick up the papers and then out to the cashier in the hall to pay their fifty-one dollars.
It was 12:20.
"Court will be in recess till one forty-five," I said.
When court"s sitting, a table is always reserved for judges at the Bright Leaf Restaurant, a half-block away on Second Street. As Ned O"Donnell and I came down the courthouse steps and headed there, the hot and muggy July day wrapped itself around us like a damp bath towel someone else had used first.
"Rough morning?" I knew that he was hearing a messy statutory rape case.
He shrugged. "I"ve seen worse. What about you? How do you like the view from the bench?"
I tried to look decorous. "I"ve seen worse."
Like me, Ned O"Donnell had grown up on a working farm and he gave me a conspiratorial grin. "Beats housing tobacco, don"t it?"
"All rise," said the bailiff. "This honorable court for the County of Colleton has now resumed its sitting for the dispatch of business. G.o.d save the state and this court."
It was precisely 1:45.
The ranks had thinned considerably. Now the courtroom held less than a third of what it had this morning.
A perky black teenage girl bounced forward when Cyl called her name. First speeding violation and it was only for sixty-seven in a fifty-five zone.
"What"s this contempt of court about?" I asked when she pleaded guilty. "How come you didn"t go ahead and just pay the magistrate last night?"
"I might"ve mouthed off a little last night," she admitted sheepishly. "Might"ve said a bad word or two."
Mischief danced in her brown eyes and she was so engaging I couldn"t help smiling back.
Gwen Utley had been last night"s magistrate. She could be very nice, even sympathetic, as long as people were polite to her, but she wouldn"t take rudeness from G.o.d nor curses from the devil.
"Don"t pay to use cuss words in front of some magistrates," I said. "Twenty dollars for two bad words, plus court costs."
She laughed and scampered over to Phyllis.
Cyl DeGraffenried was not amused. "Lines a hundred seven, eight, and nine," she said stoically. "Franklin Ottis Webb. Speeding seventy-five in a fifty-five zone, driving while impaired, driving while his license was revoked, resisting and obstructing a public officer, giving fict.i.tious information to that officer."
Zack Young got up from the lawyers" bench and ambled over to the defense table. "Your Honor, I represent Mr. Webb," he said. "He"s suffering from Hodgkin"s disease and is under a doctor"s care. I"d like to ask that his case be continued."
"Your Honor," Cyl said coldly, "this is the third time Mr. Webb"s case has been calendared. The state would like to move on this."
Zack pulled a piece of paper from the stack of dog-eared manila folders he had piled on the table. "I have here a doctor"s certificate-"
"If he"s well enough to drive and drink and then strong enough to get out and take a swing at Trooper Harrold-" Cyl began.
"Alleged, Your Honor," said Zack.
I read over the papers both were waving at me. Perry Byrd had given the last continuance, but a Raleigh doctor had scribbled a statement that he was indeed treating Webb for Hodgkin"s.
"What"s the state asking, Ms. DeGraffenried? Do you want me to issue a warrant for his arrest?"
She didn"t like having to back down. "No, Your Honor. We just want a firm deadline."
"You"ve got it," I said. "I"ll hold this over two weeks, Mr. Young, till-" I glanced at Phyllis.
Without missing a beat, she murmured, "Till July seventeenth."
"-till July seventeenth," I echoed. "If he"s not here on that date, you"d better bring me his death certificate or sure as the sun comes up that morning, I will issue a warrant."
"Thank you, Your Honor," Zack said. He gathered up his messy stack of folders and ambled on out.
Zack"s only a few years older than me, but he plays the good ol" country lawyer like Andy Griffith playing Matlock.
We got through some possessions of marijuana with intent to sell and some possession of drug paraphernalia, sent a klepto over to Mental Health for evaluation, and listened to a light-skinned seventeen-year-old boy explain that he really hadn"t stolen that car, he"d just borrowed it for a few hours and he meant to fill it back up with gas and he would"ve, too, if that patrolman hadn"t picked him up when he did.
When his aunt came forward to pay his fine, I said, "You know, ma"am, you can keep on bailing him out and paying his fines, but he"s just going to keep on getting in trouble till you make him face up to things himself."
The old woman looked at her nephew, then she looked me straight in the eye and said, "You prob"ly right, Judge honey, but I love this child and I believe in him, and me and the Lord"ll keep praying over him till we"ll get him walking straight in the end. You"ll see."
What could I say? Don"t call me "Judge honey"?
It was 4:15. I ruled on a couple of motions and then recessed till the next morning.
And the evening and the morning were the first day.
CHAPTER 3.
MATERIALS AND SCAFFOLDING.
"As the working level on a structure rises above the reach of men standing on the ground, temporary elevated platforms called scaffolds are erected to support the craftsmen, their tools and materials."
Wednesday was a holiday-Fourth of July picnic at the Jaycee Park, fireworks over the river. Thursday was a duplicate of Tuesday, and I figured that if all the odds and ends left over from the week"s calendar could be heard by noon on Friday, it would give me at least half a day to fritter before I had to start toting barrels and lifting bales for Lu Bingham on Sat.u.r.day.
Which is how I wound up at my brother Herman"s on Thursday evening.
Make an X.
Nip off one of the stabilizing legs and what"s left?
You got it, sugar: a lopsided Y, perpetually off-balance.
Every once in a while when my friends and I are skirmishing through yet another battle of the s.e.xes, we speculate about what"s actually on that little part of the X chromosome that we still have and men don"t-besides the antidote for testosterone poison, I mean.
Toni Bledsoe, who got married again last year and really wants to make it work this time, swears it holds the gene that"ll let a woman ask directions.
"When it"s perfectly obvious Pete hasn"t got a clue where we are, I tell him I"ve got to pee. RIGHT THIS MINUTE! Honey, if there"s ever been a man willing to argue with a woman"s bladder, I never met him. And don"t want to. So he heads in at the nearest service station and while I"m inside asking for the ladies" room key, I"m also asking the clerk, "What"s the fastest way to highway whatever from here?" Then back in the car I say, "Pete-Sweet, I bet we could make up some of the time I just lost us if we took a left at that light up yonder... " et voila! He thinks I"ve got a great sense of direction and I don"t have to watch him pout for the next hour "cause he feels emasculated."
My sister-in-law Amy, Will"s wife, mutters about being the only one in their house with the physical dexterity to put a fresh roll of toilet paper on the hanger; and K.C. Ma.s.sengill, who used to work undercover for the State Bureau of Investigation, keeps wondering if that"s why there"s so much hurling and flatulence on Sat.u.r.day Night Live when, presumably, all the eight-year-olds are asleep.
I myself think that extra segment gives us a more rational att.i.tude toward tools.
Ever notice?
It"s almost as if their try squares and saws and electric drills are some sort of ceremonial totems that will be profaned by secular (i.e., feminine) use unless ringed by ritual promises and protected by sacred vows. Probably goes back to the Stone Age and the first fire-hardened pointed sticks or roughly flaked rocks: "You woman. No touch my axe."
Some men"ll let a new puppy mess all over a hundred-year-old Persian rug, use a hand-embroidered guest towel to wipe it up, then get bent out of shape if you pry open a can with one of their screwdrivers or dirty up their hammers cracking black walnuts.
Uncle Ash is a sweetie about most things but he"s never real happy if Aunt Zell or I take anything other than simple gardening tools from his well-stocked shed back of the house.
All the same, if I was going to labor in the vineyards of the Lord, I needed to show up with more than empty hands and a willing heart. Fortunately, my brother Herman has four truckloads of tools and he lives right here on the edge of Dobbs. He growls worse than our daddy ever did, but he"s not Daddy and I don"t pay him too much mind.
He was growling at Annie Sue when I drove into their backyard after supper that Thursday evening. Annie Sue was huffed up and sir-ing him in that snippy-polite way teenagers do when they want to make sure you know that the respect is only on their lips, not in their hearts.
"I told Lu Bingham I"d wire our WomenAid house and now he says I can"t," she told me hotly, her Knott-blue eyes flashing in the late afternoon sunlight. "He never lets me do anything!"
"She never did a circuit box by herself and she don"t have a license," said Herman. From the tone of his voice, I gathered he"d already said that more than once before I drove up.
"Reese hasn"t got a license and you let him wire everything by himself."
"No, I don"t and even if I did-"
"Because I heard you tell Granddaddy and Uncle Seth I know more about how electricity works than he does."