Pearl held her head high and was very much the body-guard as she lifted the weighty ruler to the ground. Mrs. Ducker ran down the steps and kissed the czar ostentatiously, pouring out such a volume of admiring and endearing epithets that Pearl stood in bewilderment, wondering why she had never heard of this before. Mrs. Ducker carried the czar into the house, Pearl following with one eye shut, which was her way of expressing perplexity.
Two little girls in very fluffy short skirts, sat demurely in the hammock, keeping their dresses clean and wondering if there would be ice-cream. Within doors Maudie worried out the "Java March" on the piano, to a dozen or more patient little listeners. On the lawn several little girls played croquet. There were no boys at the party. Wilford was going to have the boys--that is, the Conservative boys the next day. Mrs. Ducker did not believe in co-education. Boys are so rough, except Wilford. He had been so carefully brought up, he was not rough at all. He stood awkwardly by the gate watching the girls play croquet.
He had been left without a station at his own request. Patsey Watson rode by on a dray wagon, dirty and jolly. Wilford called to him furtively, but Patsey was busy holding on and did not hear him. Wilford sighed heavily. Down at the tracks a freight train shunted and shuddered. Not a boy was in sight. He knew why. The farmers were loading cattle cars.
Pearl went around to the side lawn where the girls were playing croquet, holding the czar"s hand tightly.
"What are you playin"?" she asked.
They told her.
"Can you play it?" Mildred Bates asked.
"I guess I can," Pearl said modestly. "But I"m always too busy for games like that!"
"Maudie Ducker says you never play," Mildred Bates said with pity in her voice.
"Maudie Ducker is away off there," Pearl answered with dignity. "I have more fun in one day than Maudie Ducker"ll ever have if she lives to be as old as Melchesid.i.c.k, and it"s not this frowsy standin"-round-doin"-nothin" that you kids call fun either."
"Tell us about it, Pearl," they shouted eagerly. Pearl"s stories had a charm.
"Well," Pearl began, "ye know I wash Mrs. Evans"s dishes every day, and lovely ones they are, too, all pink and gold with d.i.n.ky little ivy leaves crawlin" out over the edges of the cups. I play I am at the seash.o.r.e and the tide is comin" in o"er and o"er the sand and "round and "round the land, far as eye can see--that"s out of a book. I put all the dishes into the big dish pan, and I pertend the tide is risin"
on them, though it"s just me pourin" on the water. The cups are the boys and the saucers are the girls, the plates are the fathers and mothers and the b.u.t.ter chips are the babies. Then I rush in to save them, but not until they cry "Lord save us, we perish!" Of course, I yell it for them, good and loud too--people don"t just squawk at a time like that--it often scares Mrs. Evans even yet. I save the babies first, I slush them around to clean them, but they never notice that, and I stand them up high and dry in the drip-pan. Then I go in after the girls, and they quiet down the babies in the drip-pan; and then the mothers I bring out, and the boys and the fathers. Sometimes some of the men make a dash out before the women, but you bet I lay them back in a hurry. Then I set the ocean back on the stove, and I rub the babies to get their blood circlin" again, and I get them all put to bed on the second shelf and they soon forget they were so near death"s door."
Mary Ducker had finished the "Java March" and "Mary"s Pet Waltz," and had joined the interested group on the lawn and now stood listening in dull wonder.
"I rub them all and shine them well," Pearl went on, "and get them all packed off home into the china cupboard, every man jack o" them singin"
"Are we yet alive and see each other"s face," Mrs. Evans sings it for them when she"s there.
"Then I get the vegetable dishes and bowls and silverware and all that, and that"s an excursion, and they"re all drunk, not a sober man on board. They sing "Sooper up old boys," "We won"t go home till mornin"
and all that, and crash! a cry bursts from every soul on board. They have struck upon a rock and are going down! Water pours in at the gunnel (that"s just me with more water and soap, you know), but I ain"t sorry for them, for they"re all old enough to know that "wine is a mocker, strong drink is ragin", and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." But when the crash comes and the swellin" waters burst in they get sober pret" quick and come rushin" up on deck with pale faces to see what"s wrong, and I"ve often seen a big bowl whirl "round and "round kind o" dizzy and say "woe is me!" and sink to the bottom. Mrs.
Evans told me that. Anyway I do save them at last, when they see what whiskey is doin" for them. I rub them all up and send them home. The steel knives--they"re the worst of all. But though they"re black and stained with sin, they"re still our brothers, and so we give them the gold cure--that"s the bath-brick, and they make a fresh start.
"When I sweep the floor I pertend I"m the army of the Lord that comes to clear the way from dust and sin, let the King of Glory in. Under the stove the hordes of sin are awful thick, they love darkness rather than light, because their deeds are evil! But I say the "sword of the Lord and of Gideon!" and let them have it! Sometimes I pertend I"m the woman that lost the piece of silver and I sweep the house diligently till I find it, and once Mrs. Evans did put ten cents in a corner just for fun for me, and I never know when she"s goin" to do something like that."
Here Maudie Ducker, who had been listening with growing wonder interrupted Pearl with the cry of "Oh, here"s pa and Mr. Evans. They"re going to take our pictures!"
The little girls were immediately roused out of the spell that Pearlie"s story had put upon them, and began to group themselves under the trees, arranging their little skirts and frills.
The czar had toddled on his uncertain little fat legs around to the back door, for he had caught sight of a red head which he knew and liked very much. It belonged to Mary McSorley, the eldest of the McSorley family, who had brought over to Mrs. Ducker the extra two quarts of milk which Mrs. Ducker had ordered for the occasion.
Mary sat on the back step until Mrs. Ducker should find time to empty her pitcher. Mary was strictly an outsider. Mary"s father was a Reformer. He ran the opposition paper to dear Mr. Evans. Mary was never well dressed, partly accounted for by the fact that the angels had visited the McSorley home so often. Therefore, for these reasons, Mary sat on the back step, a rank outsider.
The czar, who knew nothing of these things, began to "goo" as soon as he saw her. Mary reached out her arms. The czar stumbled into them and Mary fell to kissing his bald head. She felt more at home with a baby in her arms.
It was at this unfortunate moment that Mr. Ducker and Mr. Evans came around to the rear of the house. Mr. Evans was beginning to think rather more favourably of Mr. Ducker, as the prospective Conservative member. He might do all right--there are plenty worse--he has no brains--but that does not matter. What need has a man of brains when he goes into politics? Brainy men make the trouble. The Grits made that mistake once, elected a brainy man, and they have had no peace since.
Mr. Ducker had adroitly drawn the conversation to a general discussion of children. He knew that Mr. Evans"s weak point was his little son Algernon.
"That"s a clever looking little chap of yours, Evans," he had remarked carelessly as they came up the street. (Mr. Ducker had never seen the czar closely.) "My wife was just saying the other day that he has a wonderful forehead for a little fellow."
"He has," the other man said smiling, not at all displeased. "It runs clear down to his neck!"
"He can hardly help being clever if there"s anything in heredity," Mr.
Ducker went on with infinite tact, feeling his rainbow dreams of responding to toasts at Elk banquets drawing nearer and nearer.
Then the Evil Genius of the House of Ducker awoke from his slumber, sat up and took notice! The house that the friend in Winnipeg had selected for them fell into irreparable ruins! Poor Maudie"s automobile vanished at a touch. The rosy dreams of Cincinnatus, and of carrying the grand old Conservative banner in the face of the foe turned to clay and ashes!
They turned the corner, and came upon Mary McSorley who sat on the back step with the czar in her arms. Mary"s head was hidden as she kissed the czar"s fat neck, and in the general babel of voices, within and without, she did not hear them coming.
"Speaking about heredity," Mr. Ducker said suavely, speaking in a low voice, and looking at whom he supposed to be the latest McSorley, "it looks as if there must be something in it over there. Isn"t that McSorley over again? Low forehead, pug nose, bulldog tendencies." Mr.
Ducker was something of a phrenologist, and went blithely on to his own destruction.
"Now the girl is rather pleasant looking, and some of the others are not bad at all. But this one is surely a regular little Mickey. I believe a person would be safe in saying that he would not grow up a Presbyterian."--Mr. Evans was the worshipful Grand Master of the Loyal Orange Lodge, and well up in the Black, and this remark Mr. Ducker thought he would appreciate.
"McSorley will never be dead while this little fellow lives," Mr.
Ducker laughed merrily, rubbing his hands.
The czar looked up and saw his father. Perhaps he understood what had been said, and saw the hurt in his father"s face and longed to heal him of it; perhaps the time had come when he should forever break the goo-goo bonds that had lain upon his speech. He wriggled off Mary"s knee, and toddling uncertainly across the gra.s.s with a mighty mental conflict in his pudgy little face, held out his dimpled arms with a glad cry of "Daddy-dinger!"
That evening while Mrs. Ducker and Maudie were busy fanning Mr. Ducker and putting wet towels on his head, Mr. Evans sat down to write.
"Some more of that tiresome election stuff, John," his pretty little wife said in disappointment, as she proudly rocked the emanc.i.p.ated czar to sleep.
"Yes, dear, it is election stuff, but it is not a bit tiresome," he answered smiling, as he kissed her tenderly. Several times during the evening, and into the night, she heard him laugh his happy boyish laugh.
James Ducker did not get the nomination.
CHAPTER X
THE BUTCHER-RIDE
Patsey Watson waited on the corner of the street. It was in the early morning and Patsey"s face bore marks of a recent and mighty conflict with soap and water. Patsey looked apprehensively every now and then at his home; his mother might emerge any minute and insist on his wearing a coat; his mother could be very tiresome that way sometimes.
It seemed long this morning to wait for the butcher, but the only way to be sure of a ride was to be on the spot. Sometimes there were delays in getting away from home. Getting on a coat was one; finding a hat was the worst of all. Since Bugsey got the nail in his foot and could not go out the hat question was easier. The hat was still hard to find, but not impossible.
Wilford Ducker came along. Wilford had just had a dose of electric oil artfully concealed in a cup of tea, and he felt desperate. His mother had often told him not to play with any of the Watson boys, they were so rough and unladylike in their manner. Perhaps that was why Wilford came over at once to Patsey. Patsey did not care for Wilford Ducker even if he did live in a big house with screen doors on it. Mind you, he did not wear braces yet, only a waist with white b.u.t.tons on it, and him seven! Patsey"s manner was cold.
"You goin" fer butcher-ride?" Wilford asked.
"Yep," Patsey answered with very little warmth.
"Say, Pat, lemme go," Wilford coaxed.
"Nope," Patsey replied, indifferently.
"Aw, do, Pat, won"t cher?"