Chapter 11 – b.o.o.by Trap Designed by an Idiot
Ye Tianming walked in front to take a look then said, “How are you going to be a special forces soldier if you can’t identify such an obvious trap, and getting sent here, it really troubled you.”
w.a.n.g Honglei turned red after getting scolded, “Aren’t I just hungry, so I didn’t pay attention.”
“You don’t look carefully just because you’re hungry? If it’s on the battlefield, and you lose your life because you got hungry, then you really built up our Chinese soldiers’ face. I wonder which idiot designed this b.o.o.by trap, it actually made you fall for it,” Saying that, Ye Tianming squatted down, took out the military knife to flick up the barbequed rabbit, he instantly saw a grenade that had its safety pin pulled out. He quickly reached out his hand, to press down on the safety before taking it out.
He handed the rabbit to w.a.n.g Honglei and said, “Eat, hopefully the idiot that designed this b.o.o.by trap didn’t poison it.”
Just as w.a.n.g Honglei put the rabbit next to his mouth, he heard Ye Tianming’s words, causing him to shudder, the rabbit fell onto the floor, then he jumped rather far away, he continuously his hands on his body and said, “Captain, don’t scare me.”
“Scare you? If this person really isn’t an idiot, then he would definitely poison it. But don’t worry, it won’t kill you, this is training, at worst it’s some drugs like knockout drops, you’ll just get eliminated after eating it.”
He plugged the safety pin back on, then casually hand it on his belt, then Ye Tianming suddenly thought the military knife in his hands towards Leng Yu.
Leng Yu got freaked out and squatted on the ground, then said with a pale face, “Captin, if you want to kill me then use a gun, it’s over with a peng sound, why are you using a knife, it’s so scary.”
The smile that makes everyone want to beat him up appeared on Ye Tianming’s face again, “We don’t have to be hungry anymore.” After everyone heard his words, they looked strangely behind Leng Yu, on the tree beside him was a python around five to six meters long, and as thick as an adult’s arm hanging there, the snake head was nailed to the tree by the military knife, the body of the snake was still slithering.
“So it’s you,” Leng Yu stood up, pointed the gun and shot madly at the heart of the snake, he only stopped until the snake head and body were separated. Then he spitted towards the dead python, yet he still didn’t fully release his anger, and thus raised his gun in order to smash it again.
w.a.n.g Honglei quickly grabbed him and said, “Bro, calm down, calm down, have mercy, we’re still hungry, if you smash it, what are we going to eat. You’ll be fine once we eat it, calm down, calm down,” While he said that, he stroked Leng Yu’s head.
Ye Tianming ignored the, and pulled the dead snake down from the tree, then pulled out the military knife, he spun the knife beautifully around in his hand, then used the tip of the knife to flip the snake head, opening up a hole, then he forcefully nailed the snake on the ground using a knife. After that, he used his finger to grab hold of the snake skin and pulled hard, stripping the snake skin off with a “si” sound.
Everyone moved separately, Zhou Jiang and Guo Lei went to find some dry branches, w.a.n.g Jianbo and Zhang Haijun used military knives to chop the snake into bits.
After the fire was started, they directly through the snake bits onto the fire to cook it.
Ye Tianming arrived underneath the tallest tree, wrapped his arms around the tree trunk, then exerted force onto the ground, immediately going up three to four meters high, then he used his right foot to tap the tree trunk, going up another three meters, landing on a tree branch, he raised up the binoculars to look around before sitting there vigilantly.
The smell of barbeque meat pa.s.sed by, after everyone tensing up for the whole night, they were already starving, smelling the smell of barbeque meat, and looking at the nearly cooked snake meat made them all swallow their saliva.
When the fire was about to be extinguished, they took the snake meat out. n.o.body cared about how the snake bit was burnt as black as coal, they started chewing on it right after picking it up, clearly enjoying it.
Only after everyone was full did they realize their captain was still on the tree staying vigilant, everyone raised their heads awkwardly to look at Ye Tianming on the tree.
Ye Tianming was glaring at them angrily, the rage in his eyes seemed like it would burnt them.
Just as w.a.n.g Honglei brough the last remaining piece of snake tail to his mouth, he suddenly noticed that there was no sound around him, he found it rather weird, just a moment ago there were the sound of chewing, why was it completely still now. He raised his head and looked around, he looked up at Ye Tianming who was on the tree, then looked at the snake tail that he had already finished half of, he raised it up and said to Ye Tianming, “Captain, I was saving it for you, they really are s.h.i.+tty, eating it all. It’s just me that remembered about you, and saved it for you.”
Hearing him say that, everyone immediately stood up, pressed him to the ground and started beating him up. As they were doing so, they swear, “f.u.c.k, w.a.n.g Honglei, you really are s.h.i.+tty, you ate the most, and you still the face to talk about us.”
Ye Tianming jumped down from the tree, and landed lightly on the ground. He walked to their sides and shouted, “Stop hitting him.” Then he picked up the snake tail w.a.n.g Honglei dropped on the side, looked at it briefly before starting to chew it fiercely in his mouth, as he was eating, he swore, “You all are s.h.i.+tty, I worked so hard to get a snake, you actually didn’t save any for me.”