Spiderman Ultimate Peter Parker

Peter pointed to himself before saying, "I"m Spiderman and she"s..." MJ then chimed in "Spiderwoman."

"Okay, but why spiders?" Daredevil asked.

Peter smiled and said, "We were bitten by a spider that gave us our powers! How"d you get yours, get bitten by a radioactive bat or something?"

Matt laughed, "A chemical spill accident when I was a kid. So Spiderman, how are we going to do this?"

"I"m thinking that you know every dirty sc.u.mbag in this neighborhood. You point them out, while Spiderwoman and I kick their b.u.t.ts until they confess, and if we"re lucky enough, we catch them doing or speaking about something illegal." Peter threw a burner phone to Matt. "1 for me, 2 for Spidey Woman and 3 to record."

Daredevil put the phone away and led them to their first group of thugs to confess their bosses misdeeds, a group of Irish mobsters were sitting around their table playing poker.

"Can you believe that moron Fisk is finally been put away? What a dumb a.s.s, who gets caught by the police by a regular dude in some devil mask." Lackey 1 said.

Lackey 2 then asked, "Hey that devil guy, think he"s a compet.i.tor?"

Lackey 1 said in response, "Nah, who"d dare compete with the boss."

Lackey 3 said looked at the pile and smiled, "Do remember that dame and her family we killed a couple of months ago?"

"How could I forget it, everyone was there even the bosses son. That copper died in a lot of pain, killing his whole family in front of him, I"m telling you, I ain"t never been that hard before." Lackey 4 laughed in a s.a.d.i.s.tic tone.

Lackey 3 smiled as he threw out a wad of cash, "I"ve saved my commission from that job and I know you guys have some money left over too; so quit holdn" back!"

"You"re bluffing!" Lackey 1 Claimed.

When Spiderman slowly slid down the roof on his web-line and said, "No I don"t think he"s bluffing he"s got 4 Aces. Tell me Lackeys 1,2,3, and 4, is there anything you"d like to add before going away to prison for the rest of your life." Spiderman held the camera lens on his phone pointed at them.

"How? Who the h.e.l.l are you?" Lackey 1 shouted.

"I"m Batman!" Peter said as he landed on the table.

The rest of the room jumped up and started grabbing their weapons, such as bats, chains, and golf clubs, "Please background characters let the lead cast talk."

Spiderwoman flew in from a window and kicked a guy through the wall, she landed in the center of the crowd as began jumping off of them while kicking and punching them unconscious. Next Daredevil suddenly busted down the door and started kicking the a.s.ses of every thug he could get his hands on, his martial arts was in peak form, as he made sure to knock them out with a single attack and preserve his stamina as much as possible.

The Lackeys were about to reach for their guns when Spiderman webbed them to their chairs. He stood on the table and web the mouths of everyone but Lackey 4.

"You"re going to tell every little bad thing you and your boss have ever done!" Spiderman said staying at the Lackey

"I ain"t telling you s.h.i.t!" The Lackey shouted in defiance.

Spiderman placed his hands on his shoulders and squeezed until the man screamed, "You"re going to tell me what I know or you"re going to experience what its like to have all 360 joints moved out of place individually. Peter switched it to audio recording only and pinched his arm out of its socket.

"Ouch! Talk about disarming your foes!" MJ shouted, making Peter laugh a little, "Hey I"m the one who"s supposed to tell the jokes. Right?"

The man screamed but no one came to help, Spiderwoman web dozens of them down on the ground and against the walls, making Daredevil"s job much easier, "You see the fun part about pulling your joints out is that they can be put back in, and you get to experience the whole thing all over again." after threatening to dislocate his other arm the Lackey caved in.

He popped his arm back into place and said, "Okay now spill."

The rat spilled his guts and began confessing to a handful of crimes that almost made Spiderman puke under his mask, he almost felt guilty for saving his life from the Punisher"s wrath. Spiderman stopped the recording and threw the phone to Daredevil.

"So is enough to put them away?" Peter tied up the last guy"s mouth and knocked the four of them out. Walking over to the pile of unconscious crooks, Daredevil said,"I think we have more than enough." Peter smiled as he clapped the dust off his hands, then he moved to the window, and cracked his knuckles before saying, "Next gang Daredevil, I plan on making a clean sweep tonight."

That night the three took down 4 different gangs, each belonging to the Irish, Italians, Mexican Cartel, and Yakuza. They were working on the leftover sc.r.a.ps of Kingpins group, while Peter was webbing up a group of crooks, his Spider Senses started ringing as he jumped up and dodged an albino man in a suit that charged through a wall and attempted to grab Spiderman by the throat.

"Tombstone!" Peter shouted internally, "You think you can move in on my turf just because the boss is away at the moment?" Tombstone glared hate at the three heroes.

"OMG! Look it"s the walking monument of MC Hammer!" Spiderman jumped in and hit Tombstone square in the jaw, Tombstone"s body flew into the wall and Peter felt a stinging sensation sting throughout his arm. "Man what the h.e.l.l is your chin made out of Granet, no maybe concrete, after all, a good tombstone is so hard to come by these days."

Tombstone pulled himself out of the wall and spit up a little blood, "Been a long time since I felt pain." Tombstone wiped the blood from his chin with his arm as Spiderman said, "Get ready for some more; because the Spidey Beatdown Show has only begun."

Peter webbed his feet and pulled him towards his fist, after sending him flying again, Matt pulled out his walking stick and separated it and wrapped the hidden wire around Tombstone"s throat and flipped him upside down, Spiderwoman responded by webbing up her fist with the cement webbing and punched Tombstone in the face, his body twisted right back up as Spiderman used a slingshot with his webbing to slam his feet into Tombstone"s gut, he flew towards the wall as Spiderman shot a web-line on his chest and pulled him back towards the three heroes as they all hit Tombstone in the face, knocking him out cold as he hit the floor smashing the wooden planks like cardboard.

Spiderman webbed him up and made sure to use the strongest type he had to restrain him, Tombstone was a beast in his own right, boasting superpowered durability and strength.

Peter wasn"t joking when he said he felt like he smacked into a wall of concrete. Tombstone; originally known as, Lonnie Lincoln, had no superhuman powers. He gained his gained his abilities through artificial means that was the result of a mutagenic reaction to an experimental preservative gas that had been absorbed into his bloodstream.

He possesses physical strength, that has been increased beyond his original limits, reaching superhuman levels, his reflexes, speed, and stamina are likewise heightened beyond a range attainable for normal human beings. Tombstone"s body is also highly resistant to physical injury and is capable of withstanding extreme temperatures, great impact forces, high caliber bullets, and toxic gases without sustaining injury. Making him a pain to take out.

Peter made sure to take some blood samples as he finished up his interrogation. After heading out, they called in the cops and waited.

Peter figured that if sending one or a group of them to jail, the politicians the Hand has ties with would let them back out on the street in no time, but if he sent them all at once with supporting evidence, well lets just say city hall is gonna be busy for the next few months.

"Not even Fury would be able to sweep this incident under the rug." Peter thought to himself. Hearing the sirens approaching the three Heroes left the scene and dropped the evidence they had gathered off with a few mob bosses that had a note taped to their heads that read. "Compliments of your Friendly Neighborhood Spidey Couple and the Angelic Devil of h.e.l.l"s Kitchen."

Peter and MJ landed on top Matts house as the sun was starting to rise, "Oh! Man! We are so grounded!" Peter said as he grabbed MJ"s hand and got ready to web away, when Matt asked, "Wait! How can I contact you if something like Tombstone comes up again, I may need a hand." Peter smiled and tossed him one of the burner phones and said, "Just press one to call."

Peter pulled MJ close to him and said, "Oh yeah! Matt, give me a call if you spot any Ninja"s. Don"t do anything crazy!"

With that, he swung away carrying a laughing MJ over his shoulder, Matt looked a little puzzled but decided that Spiderman was just joking, and then headed inside to get some rest.

As Peter swung away MJ said, "What are we gonna say to our parents?"

Peter smiled and said, "d.a.m.n I knew your a.s.s was talented, but it can talk too?" MJ slapped the back of his head and said, "I"m serious, you know my Dad, he"ll never buy that we were doing something normal all night."

Peter grunted as he tried to come up with a good excuse, "How about we got locked in a Library, that happens right?"

"I don"t know about that one Tiger." MJ said as she repositioned her self into his arms, she looked him in the face and asked, "Got anything better?"

Peter, racked his brains, "I got it, let"s just sneak into my Lab, we can act as we slept in there all night going over the patent for your clothing line, I keep the lab locked when I work and when I"m out so they might not notice we"ve been out all night. If they ask why we didn"t hear them pounding on the cellar door, just say we were exhausted. You could even show them the products you"ve been working on."

MJ purred, "Now that"s my Tiger!"

The two returned to Peter"s house and snuck into his Lab, switching into their civilian clothing, they didn"t need to worry about messing their appearance up as they were already tired and had messed up hair, they put on their lab coats and waited for a few hours before coming outside, and heading into the house, Aunt May and Ben where sitting on the couch across from MJ"s mom.

When they saw the two"s appearance they shouted, "Where on earth were you two?"

Peter and Mary flinched when Peter said, "We were in the lab, working on something. We fell asleep!"

MJ was holding a bra in her hand and said, "Peter came up with a solution that could make some neat fabric. Since I wanted to get a job we"ve decided to sell the products to a clothing company. We worked so much that we exhausted our selves and fell asleep, I don"t think a mob of gangsters shooting guns would have woken us up."

May raised her eyebrow, and turned to Peter, and asked, "That doesn"t explain where you went this morning, why didn"t you check in with us?"

Peter slapped his forehead, "I forgot, I originally went to my Lab to drop off the leftover samples, but after seeing MJ working I forgot to mention." Peter smiled and looked at everyone, "I managed to score to big sponsors that will help me patent the adhesive I came up with. After the first month, I can expect a big paycheck, combined from the two sponsors I landed; I"m looking at around $60,000 for my first payout."

Everyone"s jaw dropped, "Who did you get as a sponsor Tiger!?" MJ asked with a huge grin on her face, "The only people I think I can trust with my materials, the Heroes Tony Stark, and Reed Richards."