Doctor Strange looked over the files and was surprised, he even thought that if he had seen this before he learned magic he would have lost his s.h.i.t. As the Symbiote could have cured his hands completely, and even revolutionize medical procedures across the world.However, Steven also saw the dangers of it as well, one could augment the human in a way never thought possible before, and Mankind wasn"t ready for this responsibility not as long as they"re still fighting amongst each other.
Steven used his magic to scan the Symbiote, a golden dust like box appeared around them as Steven floated in meditation making MJ shocked, "Peter can we do that too?"
"Actually you to possess a phenomenal amount of Mana, you two might make good Sorcerers." Wong Chimed in.
MJ had an excited look on her face when Strange smiled, "You know Spiderman you were right in not bonding with this, its intelligence is far too primal compared to us. I think I can help you, but you"ll have to go somewhere to collect what I need."
Peter raised his eyebrow, before asking, "What do you need?"
Strange responded, "I need the Stones of Merlin, unfortunately, they are in another reality."
Peter frowned because there was very little known about these magical artifacts, when MJ asked, "What are the Stones of Merlin?"
Wong appeared beside them with a book and started reading. "Centuries ago, Merlin the previous Sorcerer Supreme conferred upon a collection of gems and empowered them, each of his creations was modeled after the infinity stones abilities. These gemstones, later known as the Merlin Stones, would be sought after and used as sources of power by various beings over the following centuries. After Merlin retired he stored his gems in our vault, but was recently a Bamf appeared and teleported many of our treasures across a few different realities. Bamfs are denizens of Neyaphem, which is the home realm of their father Azazel. They are mischievous little creatures that like to cause trouble."
"AAANNND I BROUGHT HIM HERE!" A very Ryan Renolds like voice could be heard echoing throughout the Sanctum, "That"s right readers you didn"t expect this saga to be a Spidey and Deadpool team up! Yay Spidey-Pool!"
Peter slapped his head as he saw Deadpool who was tied up by a pair of magic chains worm crawl his way over to them, "This universe has a Spidey Lady too, and *Whistle* aren"t you s.e.xy! Maybe Spiderman and I can share the D.P name and have a little fun. Just call me Tiger!"
Peter walked over to Deadpool and snapped his neck, MJ screamed, "Peter what did you do?" When Peter said, "Talk about my girl like that, and next time you can spend time regrowing everything below your neck."
Wade suddenly shouted making MJ jump back in horror, "OWWIEE! You"re a lot meaner than the other Spiderman, bad form author, bad form!"
Peter then backed off before saying, "Spiderwoman, meet the Merc with the mouth, he"s essentially me but with guns, weak morals, and a face only a mother could love."
"Hey! I do not have weak morals, I feel very strongly about the bad guys I un-alive. I have a purpose with great firearms come great piles of baddies."
"Can we just throw this guy in prison?" MJ asked with hope in her eyes.
"Peter shook his head, when Deadpool shouted, "A prison can"t hold me forever, it would only serve as a momentary plot device where we could throw away some potential bad guy by randomly killing them! R.I.P Black Tom Ca.s.sidy! By the way, did anyone else think it was weird that Black Tom would serve no purpose other than a quick racial joke."
"Please Spiderman, travel to where Deadpool"s Bamf went and retrieve the bag of infinite storage for me." Strange pleaded with them, Peter rubbed his forehead when Deadpool said, "Come on Spidey, this is your fault in a way. Another version of you removed his collar and I"ve been chasing him down across the dimensions, it"s only right Spiderman fixes his own problems."
"Augh!" Peter grabbed his head, "Fine! Just this once Wade! But no killing!" Peter shouted, making Deadpool shout, "Eiii! Spiderman and I get to team up again!"
MJ still was lost as Peter tried to explain Multiverse theory, MJ was starting to get it when she asked, "So there"s an infinite number or realities with an infinite number of me and you and so many others?"
"Now the hot Spiderlady gets it! I need to capture that Bamf and return him to Shiklah or she"ll have my hide for losing her gift." Deadpool managed to stand up and asked, "Now Doc can you undo these chains? We have a Bamf to catch!"
Strange snapped his fingers and said, "I tagged him with a tracking spell." He then handed over a talisman and said, "This will guide you to the Bamf, Wade will join you in traveling to the Universe, make sure to capture the Bamf and collar it so you can return."
"By the Gates of Shangrila!" A portal opened up leading to a high point looking over the city of New York in another universe. MJ grabbed Peter"s hands and said, "This is so unreal!"
"You get used to it!" Deadpool mentioned as he stood next to them.
The three jumped through the Portal and started free-falling towards the earth, Spiderman webbed out to the nearest highrise and heard Deadpool shout, "Hold me Spidey!" Peter webbed up Wade"s waist as he held on to his line with his other hand while he started his swing. MJ followed behind as the two rapidly fell and launched themselves to a nearby rooftop.
Peter watched as Deadpool rolled across the rooftop and landed in an awkward position, he jumped up and hugged Spidey, "Normally I prefer the straight-laced Spiderman, but this could spark the M in me."
Peter pushed Wade in the gut and sent him rolling, "Right in the m.u.f.fin b.u.t.ton!" Deadpool shouted as he rolled back, "Okay Deadpool, spread out and find that Bamf, and remember no killing or else we"ll never have another team up again, in any timeline." Spiderman said grabbing MJ and webbing away, "Don"t worry Spidey I won"t let you down."
After they were out of view he looked around and said, "Now what was I doing here!?"
"Looking for Bamf!" A deep voice echoed in Deadpool"s head.
"Right! Killing Francis! Oh, I hope there"s a Francis to kill in this world." Deadpool shouted.
"Why do we even bother!" An innocent and almost childish voice echoed in he head as he jumped off the roof.
As the two were web-slinging throughout the city MJ asked, "Are you sure it was a good idea to leave red alone like that?"
Peter answered, "Trust me, we"re better off avoiding him and focusing on the task at hand. Besides I"m sure he"s not too far behind, Deadpool has a thing about being in the spotlight."
As they were searching a loud boom echoed throughout the city square, a large roar was heard as Peter saw a red armored Juggernaut rushing through a building.
"Easy Juggy! I left my matador"s cape at home!" Peter heard a familiar voice call out.
"Don"t worry with Spidermom, Spiderdad, and Spiderling gonna save the day!" The voice of a young girl called out.
"A...Spiderling! You get your b.u.t.t home, we told you that you were grounded, young lady!" MJ"s eyes widened when she saw a woman with red hair wearing a black and white Spiderwoman outfit.
The Spiderman of this world grabbed his little Spiderling and jumped a few buildings away while he webbed up Juggernaut"s legs and face.
"Young lady you were grounded from crime-fighting because you blew up the kitchen with your experiment. I told you not to ignore your Spidey sense, but did you listen to me?"
"Awe! Come on Dad cut me some slack." Spiderling shouted.
"Yea Pete, it"s not like you"ve never blown up a lab or two." Peter jumped down past him as he headed towards Juggernaut.
Peter"s jaw dropped and thought, "Clone!"
MJ appeared beside him and said, "d.a.m.n Tiger you got tall!"
Family universe Spiderman turned around to see MJ standing beside him in her different outfit.
"MJ!?" Peter almost shouted.
"Wait! What?" Spiderling jumped up looking over MJ and shouted, "Who are you, I"ll have you know my daddy is married!"
MJ started laughing as she hugged Peter and said, "Pete, you didn"t tell her about us?"
"Get off my daddy!" Spiderling shouted, making Peter flushed as he said, "Wait a moment, what"s going on?"
MJ pulled her mask up to show Spiderling making her gasp.
Back with Juggernaut MJ with the venom suit was fighting toe to toe with the giant muscle man dodging his charges and tripping him on every occasion.
Peter jumped down and smiled as he stared at MJ"s developed body, "Danm I made a fine choice!" Peter thought as he charged up his Joke bag.
"Spidey Wife! Help! I shrunk and I can"t grow up!" Peter Zipped in as he started swinging around Juggernaut and webbing him up with his cement webbing.
"Pe. . .Spiderman!?" MJ"s jaw dropped as Peter continued to encase Juggernaut in cement. Spiderman"s sense was blaring constantly around Juggernaut as he ripped through his cement prison with ease. Peter then felt the ground rumble as the Juggernaut stomped on the ground lifting him and the slab of asphalt he was standing on towards him.
Juggernaut ripped through his webbing and sent a puch fying directly at his face, "This is going to hurt." Peter webbed a nearby building and tried to pull himself away, only Juggernauts fist hit him in the gut sending him fying across the street and trough a building wall.
"Spidey!" Both the MJ"s called out.
Peter couged up a mouth full of blood as his healing factor kicked in rapidly regenrating his wounds. He felt his bones and muscles snap back into place as he jumped out of rubble and shouted, "Sun of a. . .Daughter"s present. Must watch language!" As he stood in place looking over his recked suit, he almost blew a casket. The cla.s.sic Spiderman suit was his favorite outfit, although he wasn"t planing on wearing it forever he still carried the same respect for it the every Spidey fan carries in their hearts.
Peter looked over to Juggernaut and said, "Hey Q-Ball! That all you got!"
The MJs" sighed in releif as Peter cracked his knuckles and started to fill his fist with Chi. He turned to the Spiderman of this world and said, "Can you call Jean, and ask her to knock this bafoon out. I"m about to knock his block off."
The Peter of this Universe called up Jean and asked her to prepare a Psychic attack, when the visiting Spiderman shouted, "Spidey team! Blind him!" All the spiders shot their webs in Juggernauts face when Peter shot forward slamming his fist into the helmet crushing it off hinges and sending it flying Peter stood on top of him and shot his face full of Webbing and brought down a double-fisted hammer smash against Juggernauts face.
He grabbed Peter and started to squeeze but Peter kept punching away and hitting him with Venom blast while ignoring his pain; when Jean who was halfway across the city slammed Juggernaut with a mind shattering mental blast.
Juggernaut screamed as he fell unconscious, making Peter fall over panting. "And stay down you overgrown fire hydrant!" Peter sighed as he stood up and said, "Awe! Man! My costume." MJ ran to his side and said, "We can fix it when we get back Tiger."
The Peter of this universe looked at the two and said, "Can someone please clue me in?"
Peter webbed up the Juggernaut and threw his helmet into a trash can and said, "You may not believe us, but we"ve come from another. . . "
"Universe." The Peter of this world said shaking his head.