Everyone shouted at the same time, they were in a desperate situation but this guy asked a stupid question."b.u.t.tstocks or b.r.e.a.s.t.s?" Issei had already known the answer. He shouted with all of his might, "Bre-,"
"Issei, stop!!!" Azazel shouted at him.
"Sensei?" Issei was stunned.
"Don"t be hasty! This question isn"t that simple!" Azazel said with a serious expression, "Look at his expression!"
Issei turned his head and saw this masked man with a serious expression. He gulped and knew this question wasn"t that simple.
"Hyodou! Let me help you!" Saji came to him.
"Issei, I know my strength isn"t enough but at least let me help you answer this question," Kiba said with a serious expression.
"Issei-kun, do your best," Sirzech gave him a serious nodded.
"Sekiryuutei, you"re the only one who can answer this question," Michael said.
"Everyone..." Issei felt moved when everyone put their hope on him. His eyes were teary since he knew the answer. He really knew what was the answer but he couldn"t betray his principle. His heart was hurt when he had to say it. He was actually like b.o.o.bs rather than b.u.t.tocks. There was no way he could tell that he liked b.u.t.tocks rather than b.o.o.bs. He would rather die than told the world he liked b.u.t.tocks than b.o.o.bs. Then suddenly he felt someone touched his shoulder.
Issei turned his head and saw Azazel had a very serious expression, "Sensei..."
"Don"t force yourself, I know it is very hard for you," Azazel looked at him with a sad expression.
"I CAN"T! I CAN"T LIE TO MYSELF!! I LIKE b.o.o.bS RATHER THAN b.u.t.tSTOCKS!!!" Issei was crying and shouting very hard.
[Partner] Ddraig felt helpless with his user.
Every male looked at him with a pitiful expression since they also liked b.o.o.bs more than b.u.t.tstocks. The female had disgust expression on their face.
Azazel shook his head and looked at Yuuki, "Hey, Archer."
"Archer? Me?" Yuuki pointed at himself.
"Yeah, you use a bow and that name is suitable right?" Azazel said.
Yuuki nodded, "I don"t mind, you can call me Archer."
"Then Archer, can I answer this question on his behalf?" Azazel said with a serious expression.
Yuuki nodded, "Sure, I don"t care whoever answers this question but if you fail I won"t help you."
Azazel nodded, "Don"t worry, I know the answer."
"Good, tell me your answer," Yuuki said.
Azazel closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He opened his eyes and said with a clear voice, "I like the b.u.t.tstocks."
Everyone gasped at his answer even the magicians who fell down on the ground also had the same expression.
Yuuki nodded and smirked, "Hmph, we have the same preference."
"Yes!!" Everyone was happy when they heard Azazel"s question was right but still the female had a very complicated expression.
"Then hurry up and make me stronger!!" Issei was excited.
Azazel wiped the sweat on his forehead and looked very satisfied. He had a very wide smile on his face as if he had done a very good job.
"Not yet," Yuuki shook his head.
"WHAT!! YOU CHEATER!!" Issei was angry.
"I don"t yet know if you are really an a.s.s man, you see," Yuuki said while looking at Azazel.
"s.h.i.t! If only it was b.o.o.bs!" Issei could think of many reasons why he liked b.o.o.bs. But the answer wasn"t b.o.o.bs and the hateful man in front of him liked b.u.t.tocks rather than b.o.o.bs. He knew both of them would become rivals in the future but he wouldn"t lose. He needed to tell the world that the b.o.o.bs were the most supreme.
"Well, tell me, Azazel, the governor of a fallen angel, why did you choose b.u.t.tocks rather than b.o.o.bs?" Yuuki asked.
Azazel looked at him weirdly, "I answer b.u.t.tocks because you like it!!" He wanted to get mad at this guy. He didn"t know what kind of meant that this guy could help Issei to fight Vali but he knew he was the only one who could help everyone. He actually preferred b.o.o.bs over b.u.t.tocks but his love wasn"t as deep as Issei. That was why he could tell this guy that he liked b.u.t.tocks.
"Azazel-sensei!!" Everyone looked at him with hope.
"These guys!" Azazel had never felt nervous before.
"It feels like a sphinx question," Kiba suddenly said.
"Sphinx? You mean what is walking with four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the night?" Saji was surprised.
Kiba nodded, "Then if someone answers this question wrong, they will be eaten by a sphinx."
Every guy in this area gulped and the female looked at them with a weird expression.
"SENSEI!!" Issei looked at Azazel.
"LET US HELP YOU!!" Saji said.
"Azazel, we can do this together," Sirzechs said.
"No! This question can only be answered by Azazel, it will lose its meaning if you work together to answer this question," Yuuki said.
Everyone gasped and looked at Azazel.
"Huff," Azazel was very nervous right now.
"Can you hurry up?" Vali asked.
"SHUT UP!! WE"RE IN REALLY SERIOUS MATTER!! I WILL FIGHT YOU AS YOU WANT AFTER AZAZEL-SENSEI ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!!" Issei was mad. He didn"t understand how Vali didn"t understand how hard the situation of Azazel-sensei.
"Thank you, Issei," Azazel nodded. He started to think about his answer then he realized, "Hold on, am I wrong to be overthinking?" He remembered the famous proverb about some human saying he liked to climb a mountain because there was a mountain. He grinned and decided to answer this question but stopped when he heard him.
"Would it be okay, if I give you a hint?" Yuuki said then he started to look far away, "In the past, I have asked a lot of people a question in various places but I can"t help to become disappointed at them." He stood up and looked very lonely, "By the answer that "there is no reasoned basis for why someone likes a thing"."
Azazel was stunned.
Yuuki closed his eyes, "No reason", "Meiyou liyou", "Not the mention the famous George Mallory-inspired "Because the b.u.t.t is there." He shook his head and looked at him straight, "But once you say out loud that you like b.u.t.tocks, without a reason, it is nothing more than an evasive answer, I have given you plenty of time, I think I should hear your answer now, don"t you?"
"s.h.i.t! If only I could be your help!" Issei was frustrated.
Every guy looked away and realized this sad truth.
Azazel used his keen intellect and his experiences over the past millions of years. He used every cell in his brain to give him an acceptable answer. He sighed with a tired expression and looked around. He noticed Rias"s b.o.o.bs juggling around and realized something, "A b.u.t.t? No! That is wrong! That is a b.o.o.bs! Rias Gremory"s a.s.s-like b.o.o.bs!" He started to gather his thoughts and used every formula he could think of to answer this answer.
"b.o.o.bs and b.u.t.ts."
"b.o.o.bs and b.u.t.ts."
"b.o.o.bs and b.u.t.ts."
"They"re familiar!"
Azazel opened his eyes, "Mankind..."
Everyone looked at him.
"Back when they still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the b.u.t.t."
Yuuki"s expression became dignified.
"Then, from the mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having b.u.t.ts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces.... were b.o.o.bs!"
Everyone sucked a deep breath when they heard his answer.
"As expected of the fallen angel with the greatest mind!"
"Sensei! You"re great!!"
Azazel ignored them and continued to answer this question, "Women grew larger b.r.e.a.s.t.s, to take the place of b.u.t.tocks."
"THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE b.u.t.tOCKS!!"
"b.o.o.bS ARE JUST THE SUBSt.i.tUTE!!"
"b.o.o.bS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE b.u.t.tOCKS!!"
"IF ASKED WHAT YOU"D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!!"
Yuuki walked toward Azazel slowly.
"b.o.o.bS JUST OUT FOWARD DUE TO THE PROCESS OF EVOLUTION, KEEPING THE b.u.t.tOCKS FURTHER BACK AND TO THE REAR HIDDEN! HOWEVER, THAT IS WHERE THE GRACE OF THE EROS OF THE b.u.t.tOCKS IS---."
Yuuki hugged him with a teary face.
"That"s enough! I understand!"
Azazel was out of breath and felt he had survived the judgment days.
"You have more than conveyed to me that you are a true a.s.s man, that was a great answer, a kindred spirit of mine," Yuuki said.
"Then can you make me stronger?" Issei asked.
Yuuki nodded and gave him something.
"This is?" Issei looked very confused at the carton of milk.
"This is milk," Yuuki said.
"WHAT? YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!!" Issei was angry. He had seen how Azazel-sensei took all of his energy to answer this question but this guy only gave him a carton of milk.
"This milk is special, you will power up," Yuuki said with a thumbs up.
Issei was still in doubt but he drank this milk. He stuck the straw and drank the entire milk.
"This power?" Issei felt as if his body had become stronger.
[PARTNER!!!]
"OH!! LET"S DO IT!! DDRAIG!!!"
His gauntlet let out powerful energy and engulfed his entire body.
[WELSH DRAGON OVERBOOSTER!!!]
His body was covered in red dragon armor and Issei was ready to fight, "I WILL FIGHT YOU VALI!!!"
"Hoh! I have been waiting! Let"s go! Issei Hyoudou!!" Vali shouted.
Issei flew toward Vali.
Vali flew toward Issei.
Their punches. .h.i.t each other and caused an explosion.
BOOOM!!!
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Yuuki smiled and went back to Koneko and Akeno.
"What did you give him?" Azazel asked with a tired voice.
"Well, just some healthy supplements, don"t worry, there is no side effect on that," Yuuki said.
They sighed in relief when they heard it.
"Let"s see the fight between Sekiryuutei and Hakuryuukou!"
Both Azazel and Yuuki became closer and started to discuss the wonderfulness of b.u.t.tocks.
Today was the birth of two kindred spirits.
"I guess the b.u.t.tocks aren"t that bad," Azazel thought within his mind.