Status Meister

Edited by Missere Meow.

Mail-order site J.K.

I purchase all of my daily necessities, in this mail-order site.

The reason why I shop at the mail-order site J.K. is because of the way it sound. (TN: No clue what this means 別にJKという響きが良いからではない。)

Even today, I am putting all of the products that I wanted to buy in advance into the cart, such as beverages and toilet paper, I was also considering whether or not to buy any book.

The reason why I was going to buy a book is to read it, to kill-time during the interval of playing games and when I am commuting in the train.

My recent favorite genre is fantasy world filled with sword and magic.

The game I am playing now is also fantasy based, and the book which I have been reading until yesterday is also fantasy based.

The book which I was reading until yesterday surely had many fantasy elements, but there was something lacking in it, so I wanted to change the keywords that I used to searching for in the website.

If I entered a fantasy world while still have my present-day knowledge, it may be interesting? I think that I’ll, put a sword, magic and the different world in the search bar, and look for a book with these as in it.

Why is the recent light novel t.i.tle so long? Can’t it be short?

This is the only brief t.i.tle, but I cannot read all the contents about it. Is it merely about the simple life? I just don’t understand it.

Am I going to experience this and that?, yep it is so. If you’re a man then you should do it. I’m getting excited just by thinking of it.

It is aim to let you imagine the book, only with one t.i.tle in various ways? (TN: No clue what this means タイトル１つだけで色々想像させるとは、それが狙いなのか！？)It is dangerous and I was going to be deceived.

Well, it is about a world being rescued by a slave that was summoned from an another world. It is easy to foresee what this book is about. Pa.s.s!

I do not know what this book wants to convey at all anymore. Is this the best of it’s material? Though I’m interested in case of the gag system. I’ll pa.s.s on this.

I like story about a calm fantasy world where I can do whatever I want to do.

When thinking about it. The safe one might be the book called Another World Living Privileges. Also lets look at the details anyway?

Another World Living Privileges

Seller : Self-Proclaimed G.o.d

Photo: None

Price: ¥ 30,000

Options:

Memory reset (10,000 yen)

Job addition (10000 yen)

Linguistic setting (10000 yen)

– Description

You can live in a different world.

You can build a happy home, and go out on an adventure, and spend life like you want.

However, you cannot come back to the original world. Please be careful.

Feel free to choose from three options.

Reset of memory – It is recommended for people who wants to erase the memory they have right now so that they can live a new life.

Job additional – will gain an unique job [ability]. This is best for people who wants to enjoy it as if they were in a game.

Language setting – The ones who don’t choose this won’t be able to understand the language of the new world, where as with this setting you will be able to understand and talk the new language fluently.

※ Note 1 : It should be noted, that you do not go to the same world as the others that have purchased this before. It is a rule that one person is only allowed per world. Please acknowledge it beforehand.

※ Note 2 : It becomes the right deprivation even if you pa.s.s away. (TN: No clue what this means お亡くなりになりましても、そこで権利はく奪となります) Please be careful.

※ Note 3 : In the original world, it will be as if you never exist from the beginning. A soul isn’t left behind, so please understand this.

It seems to be able to spend me into a different world.  However,…….

[d.a.m.n, so expensive]

I unintentionally let out my voices. It wasn’t even the light novel that I was looking for to begin with. Besides, does the seller thing that we are fools to buy something from a self-proclaimed G.o.d?

I’ll see whether there is a guy who bought such expensive thing and see if someone review this product.

[ “! What is it, this! AHAHAHA?, self-playing!　Ha-ha!” ]

I said this out aloud unintentionally. It is too interesting.

This seller doesn’t know that if you review your own product that it still show your username.

What’s good? And what is the condition? I don’t understand what this is about.

She made it herself and is reviewing it as if using it is a good thing. And she calls herself a G.o.d.

And how does this book help you win the prize in a lottery? I think that this a scandalous words?

In the first place, how can you write a review if you are in a different world?

When you see carefully… It seems that had made a mistake and used his ID twice. Did he make a mistake and use it again?

There so many unknown things about this product. But the seller is too interesting.

Because there is a management company between the seller and the buyer on such a large-scale mail order site. Because of this cannot be a swindle.

When a buyer complains to the operating company of any convenience of seller directly unrelated as a reason, you can return the goods. And because of this repayment is carried out from the proceeds of the seller forcibly.

Nevertheless, does this book really work?

I got my bonus with my pay the other day, because I haven’t spent the money yet. So let’s buy it.

Anyway, it is not possible to return to the former world, might be the free production setting. It is necessary to confirm what other options that are good.

I decided to add Job Addition to the options and also the Language Settings to my shopping cart, and pressed the “buy” b.u.t.ton.

The reason why I did not add reset of the memory is that, it is totally unnecessary, and for me the other two are more important.

It arrives tomorrow. I am looking forward to getting it. It will be hilarious to see what happens?

I prepare for the tomorrow’s work while thinking about such a thing and decide to enter the bed, went to sleep.