Before my uncle could shut the door and the portcullis I leapt across the street, over the wallowing ladies, and up the steps. I seized Uncle Constant"s hand.
"Uncle Constant!"
"Aah! Villain! Unhand me."
"I am your nephew, Charles," I intimated, as he tried to run me through with his sword-stick.
"Who?"
"Your nephew. We met a month ago."
"You"re not one of their spies?" He peered at me. "No. Your hair"s too long and you have no moustache. Come in then. Quickly. Let me lock the house. I am in deadly peril. If they should once gain a foothold-there! Do you hear it? No. No, you would never hear it."
He slammed the door against the world and we were in a dark hall papered with a design of large red bats, or perhaps prehistoric birds.
"But I did hear-" I began. My uncle took no notice.
Once he had let down the portcullis by means of a switch, locked the door three times and bolted it twice, my uncle led me up a carpeted stair and into a small, dim room. The bat wall-paper persisted, but otherwise there were chairs and a sofa and some brandy on a stand. Through the bars of the windows and heavy dusty lace, little was visible, and I imagined that he preferred this to be so.
"Sit down," said my uncle, "whoever you are."
"Uncle Constant, I did hear a noise. Perhaps a train?"
My uncle looked at me strangely. He frowned. Then, going to the stand, he poured out two generous brandies.
He did not, though, give either one to me, or take one himself; he left them where they were as a decoration.
"I will tell you my terrible tale," said my uncle.
"Thank you."
"You must not interrupt."
I nodded mutely.
a.s.suaged, perhaps, my uncle seated himself in a vast armchair that rather resembled a pig.
"In my youth," he began, "I had no cares. I did very much as I wanted. I had been thought too clever for school, and so a number of tutors had taught me at home. I had no friends and wished for none. My only interest, as I grew older, was collecting young actresses. Then one evening, on my way home from the theatre, I was met by a messenger in the street. My parents had perished in a fire at the house of an ice-cream manufacturer, and I had now inherited the family fortune."
Although I knew that my grandparents were not dead, and that there had never been a family fortune, I did not argue with Uncle Constant at this point. I felt that probably he was instinctually lying in order to give some framework to what might follow.
"I fell," he continued, as if gratified by my sensitive abstention, "into a melancholy. I stayed indoors and only wandered from room to room of the house, recalling the unhappy hours I had spent there with my parents, who were both obtuse and ugly. The prettiness of my actress collection came to repel me, and I saw these girls no more. After some months, I ventured out at night, and walked the nastiest thoroughfares of the city, until it was almost dawn. Gradually, as I was returning to the house, I became aware that I was being, and had indeed been for some while, followed, by a number of mysterious shadowy figures. At length, a peculiar noise resounded distantly behind the smoking chimneys and smouldering refuse pits of the alleys."
My uncle looked at me expectantly, but, true to his wish, I did not interrupt. Consoled, he went on.
"I can only describe this noise as that of some curious engine, which also whistled, rather like a factory hooter. Chug chug, it went, and then Whoop! Whoop! Alarmed, I hastened home, but after I was indoors I heard something move down the street and a shadow was cast upon my windows."
My uncle got up, and going to the brandy gla.s.ses, he poured their contents into an aspidistra, then refilled them carefully from the decanter. He left them on the stand, and resumed his chair and his tale.
"Soon after this, when I had gone out once more on some necessary business, I was again followed, and after a time I heard repeated the ominous chugging and whooping of the sinister engine. I hurried at once on to a busy thoroughfare, and there the din of the crowd somewhat mitigated the sound of the pursuit. After a few minutes, however, a frightful shooting pain began in my right knee. And then another, worse, in my right arm. I fell against a lamppost, and an old gentleman came up and smote me in the face, accusing me of being drunk. As I partly lay there, I saw, through the ranks of the oblivious and jeering crowd, a fearful thing rolling slowly and mightily down from the end of the street. It was a sort of carriage, yet it had no horses, and from it protruded all manner of pipes and coils, wheels that whirred and the nozzles of what could only be guns. Suddenly one of these flashed with a cold green fire, and a new pain lanced through my belly. Atop the device was a crew of men clad like explorers in long coats, goggles, and unlikely hats. They had moustaches and their lips were thin and cruel. From the midst of them a funnel glowed and steamed and out came the noise. Chug, chug. And then Whoop, whoop. No one in the street but I could see this evil equipage. I turned; and, as best I could for my hurts, I ran. The more distance I could put between myself and the engine of torment, the more relief I gained, and finally I shut myself into the house and knew an end to my pain. Its four walls, imbued as they were with boring memories of my parents, protected me. But as I crouched behind the door, the machine pa.s.sed down the street. Its shadow fell again inside the house. From that day, I have not been free of it."
My uncle rose once more and paced to an empty parrot cage. He stared into it and shook his head.
"So far, they have not gained access to my home. Now and then their spies seek me. The machine never lies in wait for me outside the house...a sporting chance is allowed me-although they are not really fair. If ever the machine can by stealth enter these premises, I am lost."
A vague rumbling sounded in the street. A faint shadow crossed the window and next the ceiling. I got up and went to look out. The street was empty but for another maid dusting a hedge, and two porters carrying a stuffed bear. The religious ladies had picked themselves up and gone away.
"You may speak now," said my uncle.
"Have you," I asked, "approached no one for help?"
"In the beginning, ceaselessly. I went to the police, and then to private companies. But all laughed me to scorn. An eminent doctor has certified that I am harmlessly mad."
"The engine or machine is invisible to all others but yourself?"
My uncle returned to the brandy stand and drank both gla.s.ses of brandy. "I am doomed." He then showed me out of the house.
3: UNCLE PURSUED.
After that second meeting, I took to following my Uncle Constant. He went out, as can be imagined from his fears, very seldom, and so my vigils were frequently long, dull and unrewarded-except by the emergence of the privet-dusting maid, who seemed to think that, despite my "preeversion," I fancied her person.
This was rather trying. However.
Finally, my uncle began to slip cautiously out of the house on hobbled rapid errands.
He would first of all open the door a crack, having of course noisily unlocked and unbolted it, and raised the portcullis. He would then gaze fixedly at each side of the street in turn. He never noticed me, even when I had not taken the trouble of obscuring myself behind the hedge. And I noted presently that, even if he looked at me on the street, he never recalled who I was or that I was anyone but a complete stranger.
Having perused both directions, Uncle Constant would leap forth and bolt one way or the other. Being portly, his quickness soon flagged, but he kept up what pace he could, his arms clutched to his chest, rather in the manner of a squirrel. Now and then he would break into a run. And frequently, he would glare behind him. In doing this, he often saw me, but paid, as I have said, no heed.
I, on the other hand, listened as intently and turned round as often as he.
It seemed to me that I heard a familiar noise in the distance, but I could not be sure how near we might be to some bizarre railway line or extraordinary factory, which might produce such sounds. Then, too, it sometimes seemed to me that shadows appeared at the ends of streets which bisected those pavements along which Uncle Constant rattled. Yet too I was never certain ordinary objects might not somehow have cast these shadows, and besides they were always fleeting.
Meanwhile other people and things moved all round us in the normal manner. My uncle occasionally barged into them, so oblivious was he of anything but the persecuting pursuit.
He never returned from his expeditions by the same route he had set out on, but always via a roundabout circuit. For presumably he was afraid, if the machine of torment was somewhere behind him, he might otherwise meet it head-on.
Uncle"s outings were mundane and sketchy. Sorties upon shops of food and chemists" emporiums, and once a journey to a well-known and reputable bank. On this last foray, he emerged from the august portals amid cries and clangs, and squirreled down the steps, clutching at his left leg and muttering: "They"re near." He was obviously in pain, and intercepting his terrified glance, I too looked back along the street.
The vista was thronged with people, and on the road were several carriages. It was apparent that no vehicle could pa.s.s unseen, if it were really there. As I gazed, it seemed to me that there was indeed something moving slowly and ponderously under the archway that opened the street. A faint greenish beam was struck from the place that might only be the morning sun upon some harness or other metallic item. My uncle distracted me with a hoa.r.s.e scream. I turned and saw he had dropped to his knees. A bank-note fell from his hand, and I ran over, stopping the money before someone should s.n.a.t.c.h it, and next trying to a.s.sist him.
"Uncle-"
"Let me go, wretch!" screeched Uncle Constant, hitting me so violently in the chest that I too was flung on the ground. Before I could right myself he was up and hobbling, moaning away.
I then decided that, rather than rush after him in the usual fashion, I would wait at the roadside to see if any unusual carriage came past. I was encouraged in this idea by a repet.i.tion of the unlikely noise I had heard before-the chug and whoop of a mad engine, whistle or hooter. Then again, the street was noisy itself and I could not quite be sure.
I waited at the kerb for twenty minutes, by which time all the approaching traffic had gone by and my uncle was completely out of sight.
Irritated, I then stalked back up the road, and found an intersection. Staring down one of the opposing boulevards, I had the impression that something was trundling away there. Before I could go after it, a band of religious choristers enveloped me, and I was forced to give them cash before I could escape. By then, naturally, any hint of what might have been a strange vehicle, or only an optical-illusion generated by sympathy and hope for the unnatural, had vanished.
I returned to my uncle"s house in a bad mood, and he was already indoors, the portcullis down and all signs of life concealed.
After this jaunt he did not venture out again, though I waited for many weeks.
Unfortunately my own life was becoming complicated. I was supposed to be at work upon a new volume of tasteful obliqueness, and had neglected it sadly. Various creditors were restless, and I was already receiving fewer social invitations. My publisher advised me that, unless I took up my employment, the public would forget me, and I feared I would therefore no longer have the money to support my f.e.c.kless parents, who were just then in the process of buying whole suites of unsuitable furniture, busts of Roman generals, and a black parrot.
Regretfully, I left my post at the low wall opposite to my uncle"s house. It was a fine evening, the west still flushed with dusk, and a lone light burned in an upper window. And far off without a doubt at this moment, I heard it in the stillness, chug chug chug and then its whoop on a high weird note. It was circling at a distance, like a beast of prey, the campfire of that solitary lamp.
But I could no longer stay.
I went to my home, and my novel, so much more real than Uncle"s predicament.
4: THE MACHINE.
It was on the afternoon that I delivered the finished ma.n.u.script of The Fateful Kiss of Night to my publishers that the last act of Uncle Constant"s tragedy was played before me, and I was pulled irresistibly into it.
A beautiful afternoon of early summer, it had drawn the idle and the pleasure-seekers into the park. As I walked along beside the river the swans glided past like pillows with white necks, and the nurse-maids wheeled their bonneted toy babies up and down in perambulators. Young men pensively reflected in the gla.s.sy water, maidens sat reading under the statues, hoping the young men were secretly watching them, which, usually, they were not.
About two hundred yards off, over the wall of the park and its line of tall trees, an ominous sound came and went, and I had glanced that way in a consternation I did not at first fathom. But although an apparatus was out there, it was only a steam engine, resurfacing the roadway with pitch. With a sense of relief or disappointment, I returned my eyes to the picture-postcard scene of the park.
Across the flower-beds lay a lawn, at the centre of which was a coloured bandstand. Here the bandsmen were going at full blast, and on the lawn couples b.u.mpily danced a polka.
The warm day lay limpid on the park with all its safe and proper comings and goings, a postcard view, as I say, into which an unsuitable figure abruptly burst: Uncle Constant.
Of those a.s.sembled, I was not the least startled.
How he had come there was beyond ascertaining, he seemed merely to erupt into being. And my premonition of the steam-roller was appropriate. Uncle was as usual in headlong flight. Indeed, he was in the most abject condition I had yet beheld, and through his wheezing, he faintly screamed.
As people hastened from his way, a few turned their heads anxiously to see what it was he fled from, what it was he saw as his head craned at a painful angle over one shoulder. But having turned, they shrugged and one or two made good-mannered gestures relating to insanity, while three pompous gentlemen began to shout for the police.
I also turned, more from habit than from the hope of finding anything.
And so I saw, at last, coming across the wholesome green gra.s.s on which little children played and young ladies walked with their parasols, the moving engine of my uncle"s terror.
It was unmistakable. It was tall as the second storey of a fashionable house, and it glided smoothly forward on great black runners. Its look was of a monstrous bathchair, but one which bristled like a porcupine. Pipes and nozzles protruded from it, ornamental and deadly: One glance a.s.sured me that each must be a variety of gun. And even as I stared one indeed gave off a puff of dull viridian smoke followed by a quick white flash. And over the merry noise of the park I heard my uncle howl with pain. I did not look to see if he had fallen. My eyes were fastened to the machine of his persecution.
Aloft, on a sort of balcony above the horseless, rolling carriage-front, were packed about ten persons. Perhaps they were men, they appeared to be, and yet...and yet there was something palpably wrong about them which my study unpleasingly revealed. Their dark overcoats were moulded to their bodies in the same manner that wings mould to the back of a black beetle. Their black moustaches quivered and seemed to move of their own will. And their eyes had been goggled over with curious dark green gla.s.ses that were faceted in many tiny winking panes.
Above them, and behind, a funnel rose from the top of the machine. Even as I glared at it, one of the riders touched its side with a gloved hand on which, perhaps, there were two or three extra fingers. The funnel responded with a dim glow and a gout of steam burst from the crown. Over the horrible thundering rattle and chug of the vehicle"s progress shrieked a deafening Whoop! Whoop!
Frantically, I at last gazed about, to see if the bystanders were forced to put their bands over their ears.
But, just as they did not appear to see the machine, so they apparently could not hear it.
Even so, even so. As it trundled its inexorable and menacing way forward over the emerald gra.s.s, the children gambolled from its path, the girls increased their pace and swept aside. As if at a whim. Yes, as it advanced, the crowd parted before it, but not one of them paid it the slightest overt attention. Not one-save I. And my Uncle Constant.
He had certainly collapsed, but soon struggled up again. And now he limped and tottered on, striving to escape across the park. How desperate he looked. His face was white and blind with fear. He did not think, it was evident, he could on this occasion get to safety.
The machine went by me. It pa.s.sed within three feet. I too must have taken some instinctive steps aside.
A furnace heat came from the thing, and the terrible chugging was accompanied by showers of cold green sparks from its runners.
Uncle limped over the flower-beds and rambled out on to the dancing sward. Couples b.u.mped into him and waved him aside. He skirted the bandstand and went painfully on towards the wall.
The machine did not, or could not, improve its speed. Yet its unavoidable quality was somehow augmented by its very slowness, as in a dream.
It ploughed in among the dancers, who bounced and swung from its way, not looking at it, not hearing or seeing it. Unlike my uncle, seeming to have to move in a straight line, it came directly at the bandstand, and there, peculiar protuberances, like the rubbery legs of some enormous fly, poured out and raised the runners, and so walked the whole contraption up into the midst of the band, the top of the machine only narrowly missing knocking off the roof.
The musicians were forced to scramble to the perimeters, juggling their instruments.
And yet-even in this extremity-not one man regarded the invader, and not one lost the beat of his foolish dance.
And then the horror had marched on, and over, and was down on the lawn again, and all the band resettled, banging and tooting the jolly tune without a break.
A fierce ray flashed.
I saw my uncle sprawl headfirst.
Instantly he had pushed himself up, but now he could not rise from his knees. He began to crawl towards the wall of the park.
For a moment I stood at a loss. And then some primal spirit took hold of me. I raced.
I sprinted over the lawn, scattering and possibly felling the polkists left and right. I tore past the machine itself, and felt again its awful heat, and smelled its metals and its odour of a chemical swamp, and of some location inexplicable.
Even past my Uncle Constant I sprang, and reaching the wall, I bolted through the gate.
Outside, the steam-roller majestically moved, and its motion was very like that other one, that wallow of the machine. I flung myself upon the steam engine and wasted no time in hauling myself up its side. The driver was startled as I barged in beside him. I thrust some coins into his palm and cast him out, and he plummeted angrily on to the pitchy road, shouting.
I turned the steam engine with difficulty but with determination, and drove it back through the gates.
My uncle was crawling steadfastly on, but thank G.o.d he had the sense to pull himself from my road. I cranked my colossus onward, until I beheld the persecution machine exactly in my path.
It did not veer; perhaps it could not. No expression crossed the faces-if such they were-of its malefic crew. Only the moustaches wrinkled and the goggles glittered, and from the stack of the funnel went up another gout of white and another fiendish whistle.
I sent the steam-roller headlong. With a grinding of gears and a furious hissing, it pounded forward into battle.
Until I could see every beaded decoration on the nozzles of the ray guns, I held to my post. Then I jumped away. I landed in a rhododendron bush. And at that moment the two leviathans came together.
There was an explosion like the Trump of Doom. And then a tumult only like that of some apocalyptic train crash.
A light like an incendiary burst, and out of it huge pieces of things were hurled into the air and dashed all about, boiling and gushing, and black metal rods, wheels, plates, cogs, screws, all types of mechanical and peculiar debris smashed down over the park.
Not a single cry or scream attended this.
But looking up from my bush, I saw the monstrous crew of the machine also, hurtling through s.p.a.ce, and they were broken in a way human creatures do not break. Black blood or slime rained all around. It smelled medicinal and acid.
Presently the hurricane ceased, and a great stillness should have settled, but did not, for the park had gone on at its music and its chat uninterrupted.