The fourth morning after his arrival in Dublin, Mr. Harold Hayes, of New York, entered the breakfast-room of the Shelbourne Hotel in a very bad humour. He was sick of the city, of the people, and of his own company. Before leaving London he had written to his friend, Jack Connolly, that he was coming to Ireland, and he had expected to find a reply at the Shelbourne. For three days he had waited in vain, and it was partly, at least, on Jack"s account that Mr.
Hayes was in Ireland at all. When Jack sailed from New York he had bound Harold by a solemn promise to spend a few weeks at Lisnahoe on his next visit to Europe. Miss Connelly, who had accompanied her brother on his American tour, had echoed and indorsed the invitation.
Harold had naturally expected to find at the hotel a letter urging him to take the first train for the south. He had seen a great deal of the Connellys during their stay in the United States, and Jack and he had become firm friends. He had crossed at this unusual season mainly on Jack"s account--on Jack"s account and his sister"s; so it was little wonder if the young man considered himself ill used. He felt that he had been lured across the Irish Channel--across the Atlantic Ocean itself--on false pretences.
But in a moment the cloud lifted from his brow, a quick smile stirred under his yellow moustache, and his eyes brightened, for a waiter handed him a letter. It lay, address uppermost, on the salver, and bore the Ballydoon postmark, and the handwriting was the disjointed scrawl which he had often ridiculed, but now welcomed as Jack Connolly"s.
This is what Hayes read as he sipped his coffee:
LISNAHOE, December 23d.
MY DEAR HAROLD: Home I come from Ballinasloe yesterday, and find your letter, the best part of a week old, kicking about among the bills and notices of meets that make the biggest end of my correspondence. You must be destroyed entirely, my poor fellow, if you"ve been three days in dear dirty Dublin, and you not knowing a soul in it. Come down at once, and you"ll find a hearty welcome here if you won"t find much else. I don"t see why you couldn"t have come anyhow, without waiting to write; but you were always so confoundedly ceremonious. We"re rather at sixes and sevens, for the governor"s got "in howlts" with his tenants and we"re boycotted.
It"s not bad fun when you"re used to it, but a trifle inconvenient in certain small ways. Let me know what train you take and I"ll meet you at the station. You must be here for Christmas Day anyhow.
Polly sends her regards, and says she knew the letter was from you, and she came near opening it. I"m sure I wish she had, and answered it, for I"m a poor fist at a letter.
Yours truly,
JACK CONNOLLY.
The first available train carried Harold southward. On the way he read the letter again. The notion of entering a boycotted household amused and pleased him. He had never been in Ireland before, and he was quite willing that his first visit should be well spiced with the national flavour. Of course he had his views on the Irish question. Every American newspaper reader is cheerfully satisfied with the conviction that the Celtic race on its native sod has no real faults. A const.i.tutional antipathy to rent may exist, but that is a national foible which, owing doubtless to some peculiarity of the climate, is almost praiseworthy in Ireland, though elsewhere regarded as hardly respectable. At any rate, with the consciousness that he was about to come face to face with the much-talked-of boycott, Harold"s spirits rose, and as he read Polly Connolly"s message they rose still higher. He was a lively young fellow, and fond of excitement. And at one time, as he recalled with a smile and a sigh, he had been almost fond of Polly Connolly.
When he alighted at the station--a small place in Tipperary--the dusk of the early winter evening was closing in, and Harold recollected that his prompt departure from Dublin had prevented him from apprising Jack of his movements. Of course there would be no trap from Lisnahoe to meet this train, but that mattered little. Half a dozen hack-drivers were already extolling the merits of their various conveyances, and imploring his patronage.
Selecting the best-looking car, he swung himself into his seat, while the "jarvey" hoisted his portmanteau on the other side.
"Where to, yer honour?" inquired the latter, climbing to his place.
"To Lisnahoe House," answered Hayes.
"Where?"
This question was asked with a vehemence that startled the young American.
"Lisnahoe. Don"t you know the way?" he replied.
"In troth an" I do. Is it Connolly"s?"
"Yes," answered Harold. "Drive on, my good fellow; it"s growing late."
The man"s only answer was to spring from his seat and seize Harold"s portmanteau, which he deposited on the road with no gentle hand.
"What do you mean?" cried the young man, indignantly.
"I mane that ye"d betther come down out o" that afore I make ye."
Harold was on the ground in a moment and approached the man with clinched fists and flashing eyes.
"How dare you, you scoundrel! Will you drive me to Lisnahoe or will you not?"
"The divil a fut," answered the fellow, sullenly.
Hayes controlled his anger by an effort. There was nothing to be gained by a row with the man. He turned to another driver.
"Pick up that portmanteau. Drive me out to Mr. Connolly"s. I"ll pay double fare."
But they all with one consent, like the guests in the parable, began to make excuse. One man"s horse was lame, another"s car was broken down; the services of a third had been "bespoke." Few were as frank as the man first engaged, but all were prompt with the obvious lies, scarcely less aggravating than actual rudeness. The station-master appeared, and attempted to use his influence in the traveller"s behalf, but he effected nothing.
"You"ll have to walk, sir," said the official, civilly. "I"ll keep your portmanteau here till Mr. Connolly sends for it." And he carried the luggage back into the station.
"How far is it to Mr. Connolly"s?" Harold inquired of a ragged urchin who had strolled up with several companions.
"Fish an" find out," answered the youngster, with a grin.
"We"ll tache them to be sendin" Emergency men down here," said another.
The New-Yorker was fast losing patience.
"This is Irish hospitality and native courtesy," he remarked, bitterly. "Will any one tell me the road I am to follow?"
"Folly yer nose," a voice shouted; and there was a general laugh, in the midst of which the station-master reappeared.
He pointed out the way, and Harold trudged off to accomplish, as best he might, five Irish miles over miry highways and byways through the darkness of the December evening.
This was the young American"s first practical experience of boycotting.
It was nearly seven o"clock when, tired and mud-bespattered, he reached Lisnahoe; but the warmth of his reception there went far to banish all recollection of the discomforts of his solitary tramp.
A hearty hand-clasp from Jack, a frank and smiling greeting from Polly (she looked handsomer than ever, Harold thought, with her l.u.s.trous black hair and soft, dark-gray eyes), put him at his ease at once. Then came introductions to the rest of the family. Mr.
Connolly, stout and white-haired, bade him welcome in a voice which owned more than a touch of Tipperary brogue. Mrs. Connolly, florid and good-humoured, was very solicitous for his comfort. The children confused him at first. There were so many of them, of all sizes, that Hayes abandoned for the present any attempt to distinguish them by name. There was a tall lad of twenty or thereabouts,--a faithful copy of his elder brother Jack,--who was addressed as d.i.c.k, and a pretty, fair-haired girl of seventeen, whom, as Polly"s sister, Harold was prepared to like at once. She was Agnes. After these came a long array,--no less than nine more,--ending with a st.u.r.dy little chap of three, whom Polly presently picked up and carried off to bed. Mr. Connolly, of Lisnahoe, could boast of a full quiver.
There was a general chorus of laughter as Harold related his experience at the railway-station. The Connollys had rested for several days under the ban of the most rigid boycott, and had become used to small discomforts. They faced the situation bravely, and turned all such petty troubles into jest; but the American was sorely disquieted to learn that there was only one servant in the house--an old man who for many years had blacked boots and cleaned knives for the family, and who had refused to crouch to heel under the lash of the boycott.
Harold stammered an apology for his unseasonable visit, but Jack cut him short.
"Nonsense, man; the more the merrier. We"re glad to have you, and if you can rough it a bit you won"t find it half bad fun."
"Oh, I don"t mind, I"m sure," said Harold; "only I"m afraid you"d rather have your house to yourselves at such a time as this."
"Not we. Why, we expect some Emergency men down here in a few days. We"ll treat you as the advance guard; we"ll set you to work and give you your grub the same as an Emergency man."
"What is an Emergency man?" inquired Harold. "Those Chesterfieldian drivers at the station seemed to think it was the worst name they could call me."
A hearty laugh went round the circle.
"If they took ye for an Emergency man, it"s small wonder they were none too swate on ye," observed Mr. Connolly.
"But what does it mean?" asked the New-Yorker.