"You have some right to call me a coward, but I "ll never let you count me a mean, miserly rascal," and the check with Drumsheugh"s painful writing fell in fifty pieces on the floor.
As the train began to move, a voice from the first called so that all the station heard:
"Give "s another shake of your hand, MacLure; I"m proud to have met you; your are an honour to our profession. Mind the antiseptic dressings."
It was market-day, but only Jamie Soutar and Hillocks had ventured down.
"Did ye hear yon, Hillocks? Hoo dae ye feel? A" "ll no deny a" "m lifted."
Half-way to the Junction Hillocks had recovered, and began to grasp the situation.
"Tell "us what he said. A" wud like to hae it exact for Drumsheugh."
"Thae"s the eedentical words, an" they"re true; there"s no a man in Drumtochty disna ken that, except ane."
"An" wha"s that Jamie?"
"It"s Weelum MacLure himsel". Man, a" "ve often girned that he sud fecht awa" for us a", and maybe dee before he kent that he had githered mair luve than ony man in the Glen.
""A" "m prood tae hae met ye," says Sir George, an" him the greatest doctor in the land. "Yir an honour tae oor profession."
"Hillocks, a" wudna hae missed it for twenty notes," said James Soutar, cynic in ordinary to the parish of Drumtochty.
WANDERING WILLIE"S TALE, By Sir Walter Scott
"Honest folks like me! How do ye ken whether I am honest, or what I am?
I may be the deevil himsell for what ye ken, for he has power to come disguised like an angel of light; and, besides, he is a prime fiddler.
He played a sonata to Corelli, ye ken."
There was something odd in this speech, and the tone in which it was said. It seemed as if my companion was not always in his constant mind, or that he was willing to try if he could frighten me. I laughed at the extravagance of his language, however, and asked him in reply if he was fool enough to believe that the foul fiend would play so silly a masquerade.
"Ye ken little about it--little about it," said the old man, shaking his head and beard, and knitting his brows. "I could tell ye something about that."
What his wife mentioned of his being a tale-teller as well as a musician now occurred to me; and as, you know, I like tales of superst.i.tion, I begged to have a specimen of his talent as we went along.
"It is very true," said the blind man, "that when I am tired of sc.r.a.ping thairm or singing ballants I whiles make a tale serve the turn among the country bodies; and I have some fearsome anes, that make the auld carlines shake on the settle, and the bits o" bairns skirl on their minnies out frae their beds. But this that I am going to tell you was a thing that befell in our ain house in my father"s time--that is, my father was then a hafflins callant; and I tell it to you, that it may be a lesson to you that are but a young thoughtless chap, wha ye draw up wi" on a lonely road; for muckle was the dool and care that came o" "t to my gudesire."
He commenced his tale accordingly, in a distinct narrative tone of voice, which he raised and depressed with considerable skill; at times sinking almost into a whisper, and turning his clear but sightless eyeb.a.l.l.s upon my face, as if it had been possible for him to witness the impression which his narrative made upon my features. I will not spare a syllable of it, although it be of the longest; so I make a dash--and begin:
Ye maun have heard of Sir Robert Redgauntlet of that ilk, who lived in these parts before the dear years. The country will lang mind him; and our fathers used to draw breath thick if ever they heard him named. He was out wi" the Hielandmen in Montrose"s time; and again he was in the hills wi" Glencairn in the saxteen hundred and fifty-twa; and sae when King Charles the Second came in, wha was in sic favour as the laird of Redgauntlet? He was knighted at Lonon Court, wi" the king"s ain sword; and being a red-hot prelatist, he came down here, rampauging like a lion, with commission of lieutenancy (and of lunacy, for what I ken), to put down a" the Whigs and Covenanters in the country. Wild wark they made of it; for the Whigs were as dour as the Cavaliers were fierce, and it was which should first tire the other. Redgauntlet was aye for the strong hand; and his name is kend as wide in the country as Claverhouse"s or Tam Dalyell"s. Glen, nor dargle, nor mountain, nor cave could hide the puir hill-folk when Redgauntlet was out with bugle and bloodhound after them, as if they had been sae mony deer. And, troth, when they fand them, they didna make muckle mair ceremony than a Hielandman wi" a roebuck. It was just, "Will ye tak" the test?" If not--"Make ready--present--fire!" and there lay the recusant.
Far and wide was Sir Robert hated and feared. Men thought he had a direct compact with Satan; that he was proof against steel, and that bullets happed aff his buff-coat like hailstanes from a hearth; that he had a mear that would turn a hare on the side of Carrifra-gauns (a precipitous side of a mountain in Moffatdale); and muckle to the same purpose, of whilk mair anon. The best blessing they wared on him was, "Deil scowp wi" Redgauntlet!" He wasna a bad master to his ain folk, though, and was weel aneugh liked by his tenants; and as for the lackeys and troopers that rade out wi" him to the persecutions, as the Whigs caa"d those killing-times, they wad hae drunken themsells blind to his health at ony time.
Now you are to ken that my gudesire lived on Redgauntlet"s grund--they ca" the place Primrose Knowe. We had lived on the grund, and under the Redgauntlets, since the riding-days, and lang before. It was a pleasant bit; and, I think the air is callerer and fresher there than onywhere else in the country. It"s a" deserted now; and I sat on the broken door-cheek three days since, and was glad I couldna see the plight the place was in--but that"s a" wide o" the mark. There dwelt my gudesire, Steenie Steenson; a rambling, rattling chiel" he had been in his young days, and could play weel on the pipes; he was famous at "hoopers and girders," a" c.u.mberland couldna touch him at "Jockie Lattin," and he had the finest finger for the back-lilt between Berwick and Carlisle. The like o" Steenie wasna the sort that they made Whigs o". And so he became a Tory, as they ca" it, which we now ca" Jacobites, just out of a kind of needcessity, that he might belang to some side or other. He had nae ill-will to the Whig bodies, and liked little to see the blude rin, though, being obliged to follow Sir Robert in hunting and hoisting, watching and warding, he saw muckle mischief, and maybe did some that he couldna avoid.
Now Steenie was a kind of favourite with his master, and kend a" the folk about the castle, and was often sent for to play the pipes when they were at their merriment. Auld Dougal MacCallum, the butler, that had followed Sir Robert through gude and ill, thick and thin, pool and stream, was specially fond of the pipes, and aye gae my gudesire his gude word wi" the laird; for Dougal could turn his master round his finger.
Weel, round came the Revolution, and it had like to hae broken the hearts baith of Dougal and his master. But the change was not a"thegether sae great as they feared and other folk thought for. The Whigs made an unco crawing what they wad do with their auld enemies, and in special wi" Sir Robert Redgauntlet. But there were ower-mony great folks dipped in the same doings to make a spick-and-span new warld. So Parliament pa.s.sed it a" ower easy; and Sir Robert, bating that he was held to hunting foxes instead of Covenanters, remained just the man he was. His revel was as loud, and his hall as weel lighted, as ever it had been, though maybe he lacked the fines of the nonconformists, that used to come to stock his larder and cellar; for it is certain he began to be keener about the rents than his tenants used to find him before, and they behooved to be prompt to the rent-day, or else the laird wasna pleased. And he was sic an awsome body that naebody cared to anger him; for the oaths he swore, and the rage that he used to get into, and the looks that he put on made men sometimes think him a devil incarnate.
Weel, my gudesire was nae manager--no that he was a very great misguider--but he hadna the saving gift, and he got twa terms" rent in arrear. He got the first brash at Whitsunday put ower wi" fair word and piping; but when Martinmas came there was a summons from the grund officer to come wi" the rent on a day preceese, or else Steenie behooved to flit. Sair wark he had to get the siller; but he was weel freended, and at last he got the haill sc.r.a.ped thegether--a thousand merks. The maist of it was from a neighbour they caa"d Laurie Lapraik--a sly tod.
Laurie had wealth o" gear, could hunt wi" the hound and rin wi" the hare, and be Whig or Tory, saunt or sinner, as the wind stood. He was a professor in the Revolution warld, but he liked an orra sough of the warld, and a tune on the pipes weel aneugh at a by-time; and, bune a", he thought he had gude security for the siller he len my gudesire ower the stocking at Primrose Knowe.
Away trots my gudesire to Redgauntlet Castle wi" a heavy purse and a light heart, glad to be out of the laird"s danger. Weel, the first thing he learned at the castle was that Sir Robert had fretted himsell into a fit of the gout because he did no appear before twelve o"clock. It wasna a"thegether for sake of the money, Dougal thought, but because he didna like to part wi" my gudesire aff the grund. Dougal was glad to see Steenie, and brought him into the great oak parlour; and there sat the laird his leesome lane, excepting that he had beside him a great, ill-favoured jackanape that was a special pet of his. A cankered beast it was, and mony an ill-natured trick it played; ill to please it was, and easily angered--ran about the haill castle, chattering and rowling, and pinching and biting folk, specially before ill weather, or disturbance in the state. Sir Robert caa"d it Major Weir, after the warlock that was burnt; and few folk liked either the name or the conditions of the creature--they thought there was something in it by ordinar--and my gudesire was not just easy in mind when the door shut on him, and he saw himsell in the room wi" naebody but the laird, Dougal MacCallum, and the major--a thing that hadna chanced to him before.
Sir Robert sat, or, I should say, lay, in a great arm-chair, wi" his grand velvet gown, and his feet on a cradle, for he had baith gout and gravel, and his face looked as gash and ghastly as Satan"s. Major Weir sat opposite to him, in a red-laced coat, and the laird"s wig on his head; and aye as Sir Robert girned wi" pain, the jackanape girned too, like a sheep"s head between a pair of tangs--an ill-faur"d, fearsome couple they were. The laird"s buff-coat was hung on a pin behind him and his broadsword and his pistols within reach; for he keepit up the auld fashion of having the weapons ready, and a horse saddled day and night, just as he used to do when he was able to loup on horseback, and sway after ony of the hill-folk he could get speerings of. Some said it was for fear of the Whigs taking vengeance, but I judge it was just his auld custom--he wasna gine not fear onything. The rental-book, wi" its black cover and bra.s.s clasps, was lying beside him; and a book of sculduddery sangs was put betwixt the leaves, to keep it open at the place where it bore evidence against the goodman of Primrose Knowe, as behind the hand with his mails and duties. Sir Robert gave my gudesire a look, as if he would have withered his heart in his bosom. Ye maun ken he had a way of bending his brows that men saw the visible mark of a horseshoe in his forehead, deep-dinted, as if it had been stamped there.
"Are ye come light-handed, ye son of a toom whistle?" said Sir Robert.
"Zounds! If you are--"
My gudesire, with as gude a countenance as he could put on, made a leg, and placed the bag of money on the table wi" a dash, like a man that does something clever. The laird drew it to him hastily. "Is all here, Steenie, man?"
"Your honour will find it right," said my gudesire.
"Here, Dougal," said the laird, "gie Steenie a ta.s.s of brandy, till I count the siller and write the receipt."
But they werena weel out of the room when Sir Robert gied a yelloch that garr"d the castle rock. Back ran Dougal; in flew the liverymen; yell on yell gied the laird, ilk ane mair awfu" than the ither. My gudesire knew not whether to stand or flee, but he ventured back into the parlour, where a" was gaun hirdie-girdie--naebody to say "come in" or "gae out."
Terribly the laird roared for cauld water to his feet, and wine to cool his throat; and "h.e.l.l, h.e.l.l, h.e.l.l, and its flames", was aye the word in his mouth. They brought him water, and when they plunged his swoln feet into the tub, he cried out it was burning; and folks say that it _did_ bubble and sparkle like a seething cauldron. He flung the cup at Dougal"s head and said he had given him blood instead of Burgundy; and, sure aneugh, the la.s.s washed clotted blood aff the carpet the neist day.
The jackanape they caa"d Major Weir, it jibbered and cried as if it was mocking its master. My gudesire"s head was like to turn; he forgot baith siller and receipt, and downstairs he banged; but, as he ran, the shrieks came fainter and fainter; there was a deep-drawn shivering groan, and word gaed through the castle that the laird was dead.
Weel, away came my gudesire wi" his finger in his mouth, and his best hope was that Dougal had seen the money-bag and heard the laird speak of writing the receipt. The young laird, now Sir John, came from Edinburgh to see things put to rights. Sir John and his father never "greed weel.
Sir John had been bred an advocate, and afterward sat in the last Scots Parliament and voted for the Union, having gotten, it was thought, a rug of the compensations--if his father could have come out of his grave he would have brained him for it on his awn hearthstane. Some thought it was easier counting with the auld rough knight than the fair-spoken young ane--but mair of that anon.
Dougal MacCallum, poor body, neither grat nor graned, but gaed about the house looking like a corpse, but directing, as was his duty, a" the order of the grand funeral. Now Dougal looked aye waur and waur when night was coming, and was aye the last to gang to his bed, whilk was in a little round just opposite the chamber of dais, whilk his master occupied while he was living, and where he now lay in state, as they can"d it, weeladay! The night before the funeral Dougal could keep his awn counsel nae longer; he came doun wi" his proud spirit, and fairly asked auld Hutcheon to sit in his room with him for an hour. When they were in the round, Dougal took a ta.s.s of brandy to himsell, and gave another to Hutcheon, and wished him all health and lang life, and said that, for himsell, he wasna lang for this warld; for that every night since Sir Robert"s death his silver call had sounded from the state chamber just as it used to do at nights in his lifetime to call Dougal to help to turn him in his bed. Dougal said that being alone with the dead on that floor of the tower (for naebody cared to wake Sir Robert Redgauntlet like another corpse), he had never daured to answer the call, but that now his conscience checked him for neglecting his duty; for, "though death breaks service," said MacCallum, "it shall never weak my service to Sir Robert; and I will answer his next whistle, so be you will stand by me, Hutcheon."
Hutcheon had nae will to the wark, but he had stood by Dougal in battle and broil, and he wad not fail him at this pinch; so doun the carles sat ower a stoup of brandy, and Hutcheon, who was something of a clerk, would have read a chapter of the Bible; but Dougal would hear naething but a blaud of Davie Lindsay, whilk was the waur preparation.
When midnight came, and the house was quiet as the grave, sure enough the silver whistle sounded as sharp and shrill as if Sir Robert was blowing it; and up got the twa auld serving-men, and tottered into the room where the dead man lay. Hutcheon saw aneugh at the first glance; for there were torches in the room, which showed him the foul fiend, in his ain shape, sitting on the laird"s coffin! Ower he couped as if he had been dead. He could not tell how lang he lay in a trance at the door, but when he gathered himsell he cried on his neighbour, and getting nae answer raised the house, when Dougal was found lying dead within twa steps of the bed where his master"s coffin was placed. As for the whistle, it was gane anes and aye; but mony a time was it heard at the top of the house on the bartizan, and amang the auld chimneys and turrets where the howlets have their nests. Sir John hushed the matter up, and the funeral pa.s.sed over without mair bogie wark.
But when a" was ower, and the laird was beginning to settle his affairs, every tenant was called up for his arrears, and my gudesire for the full sum that stood against him in the rental-book. Weel, away he trots to the castle to tell his story, and there he is introduced to Sir John, sitting in his father"s chair, in deep mourning, with weepers and hanging cravat, and a small walking-rapier by his side, instead of the auld broadsword that had a hunderweight of steel about it, what with blade, chape, and basket-hilt. I have heard their communings so often tauld ower that I almost think I was there mysell, though I couldna be born at the time. (In fact, Alan, my companion, mimicked, with a good deal of humour, the flattering, conciliating tone of the tenant"s address and the hypocritical melancholy of the laird"s reply. His grandfather, he said, had while he spoke, his eye fixed on the rental-book, as if it were a mastiff-dog that he was afraid would spring up and bite him.)
"I wuss ye joy, sir, of the head seat and the white loaf and the brid lairdship. Your father was a kind man to freends and followers; muckle grace to you, Sir John, to fill his shoon--his boots, I suld say, for he seldom wore shoon, unless it were muils when he had the gout."
"Ay, Steenie," quoth the laird, sighing deeply, and putting his napkin to his een, "his was a sudden call, and he will be missed in the country; no time to set his house in order--weel prepared G.o.dward, no doubt, which is the root of the matter; but left us behind a tangled hesp to wind, Steenie. Hem! Hem! We maun go to business, Steenie; much to do, and little time to do it in."
Here he opened the fatal volume. I have heard of a thing they call Doomsday book--I am clear it has been a rental of back-ganging tenants.
"Stephen," said Sir John, still in the same soft, sleekit tone of voice--"Stephen Stevenson, or Steenson, ye are down here for a year"s rent behind the hand--due at last term."
_Stephen._ Please your honour, Sir John, I paid it to your father.
_Sir John._ Ye took a receipt, then, doubtless, Stephen, and can produce it?
_Stephen._ Indeed, I hadna time, an it like your honour; for nae sooner had I set doun the siller, and just as his honour, Sir Robert, that"s gaen, drew it ill him to count it and write out the receipt, he was ta"en wi" the pains that removed him.
"That was unlucky," said Sir John, after a pause. "But ye maybe paid it in the presence of somebody. I want but a _talis qualis_ evidence, Stephen. I would go ower-strictly to work with no poor man."