The viands ordered, Merritt turned to the wine list.
"This Medoc isn"t bad," he suggested.
"You"re the doc," said Greenbrier. "I"d rather have whiskey straight.
It"s on you."
Greenbrier looked around the room. The waiter brought things and took dishes away. He was observing. He saw a New York restaurant crowd enjoying itself.
"How was the range when you left the Gila?" asked Merritt.
"Fine," said Greenbrier. "You see that lady in the red speckled silk at that table. Well, she could warm over her beans at my campfire. Yes, the range was good. She looks as nice as a white mustang I see once on Black River."
When the coffee came, Greenbrier put one foot on the seat of the chair next to him.
"You said it was a comfortable town, Longy," he said, meditatively.
"Yes, it"s a comfortable town. It"s different from the plains in a blue norther. What did you call that mess in the crock with the handle, Longy? Oh, yes, squabs in a cash roll. They"re worth the roll. That white mustang had just such a way of turning his head and shaking his mane--look at her, Longy. If I thought I could sell out my ranch at a fair price, I believe I"d--
"Gyar--song!" he suddenly cried, in a voice that paralyzed every knife and fork in the restaurant.
The waiter dived toward the table.
"Two more of them c.o.c.ktail drinks," ordered Greenbrier.
Merritt looked at him and smiled significantly.
"They"re on me," said Greenbrier, blowing a puff of smoke to the ceiling.
X
THE UNKNOWN QUANt.i.tY
The poet Longfellow--or was it Confucius, the inventor of wisdom?--remarked:
"Life is real, life is earnest; And things are not what they seem."
As mathematics are--or is: thanks, old subscriber!--the only just rule by which questions of life can be measured, let us, by all means, adjust our theme to the straight edge and the balanced column of the great G.o.ddess Two-and-Two-Makes-Four. Figures--una.s.sailable sums in addition--shall be set over against whatever opposing element there may be.
A mathematician, after scanning the above two lines of poetry, would say: "Ahem! young gentlemen, if we a.s.sume that X plus--that is, that life is real--then things (all of which life includes) are real.
Anything that is real is what it seems. Then if we consider the proposition that "things are not what they seem," why--"
But this is heresy, and not poesy. We woo the sweet nymph Algebra; we would conduct you into the presence of the elusive, seductive, pursued, satisfying, mysterious X.
Not long before the beginning of this century, Septimus Kinsolving, an old New Yorker, invented an idea. He originated the discovery that bread is made from flour and not from wheat futures. Perceiving that the flour crop was short, and that the Stock Exchange was having no perceptible effect on the growing wheat, Mr. Kinsolving cornered the flour market.
The result was that when you or my landlady (before the war she never had to turn her hand to anything; Southerners accommodated) bought a five-cent loaf of bread you laid down an additional two cents, which went to Mr. Kinsolving as a testimonial to his perspicacity.
A second result was that Mr. Kinsolving quit the game with $2,000,000 prof--er--rake-off.
Mr. Kinsolving"s son Dan was at college when the mathematical experiment in breadstuffs was made. Dan came home during vacation, and found the old gentleman in a red dressing-gown reading "Little Dorrit" on the porch of his estimable red brick mansion in Washington Square. He had retired from business with enough extra two-cent pieces from bread buyers to reach, if laid side by side, fifteen times around the earth and lap as far as the public debt of Paraguay.
Dan shook hands with his father, and hurried over to Greenwich Village to see his old high-school friend, Kenwitz. Dan had always admired Kenwitz. Kenwitz was pale, curly-haired, intense, serious, mathematical, studious, altruistic, socialistic, and the natural foe of oligarchies.
Kenwitz had foregone college, and was learning watch-making in his father"s jewelry store. Dan was smiling, jovial, easy-tempered and tolerant alike of kings and ragpickers. The two foregathered joyously, being opposites. And then Dan went back to college, and Kenwitz to his mainsprings--and to his private library in the rear of the jewelry shop.
Four years later Dan came back to Washington Square with the acc.u.mulations of B. A. and two years of Europe thick upon him. He took a filial look at Septimus Kinsolving"s elaborate tombstone in Greenwood and a tedious excursion through typewritten doc.u.ments with the family lawyer; and then, feeling himself a lonely and hopeless millionaire, hurried down to the old jewelry store across Sixth Avenue.
Kenwitz unscrewed a magnifying gla.s.s from his eye, routed out his parent from a dingy rear room, and abandoned the interior of watches for outdoors. He went with Dan, and they sat on a bench in Washington Square. Dan had not changed much; he was stalwart, and had a dignity that was inclined to relax into a grin. Kenwitz was more serious, more intense, more learned, philosophical and socialistic.
"I know about it now," said Dan, finally. "I pumped it out of the eminent legal lights that turned over to me poor old dad"s collections of bonds and boodle. It amounts to $2,000,000, Ken. And I am told that he squeezed it out of the chaps that pay their pennies for loaves of bread at little bakeries around the corner. You"ve studied economics, Dan, and you know all about monopolies, and the ma.s.ses, and octopuses, and the rights of laboring people. I never thought about those things before. Football and trying to be white to my fellow-man were about the extent of my college curriculum.
"But since I came back and found out how dad made his money I"ve been thinking. I"d like awfully well to pay back those chaps who had to give up too much money for bread. I know it would buck the line of my income for a good many yards; but I"d like to make it square with "em. Is there any way it can be done, old Ways and Means?"
Kenwitz"s big black eyes glowed fierily. His thin, intellectual face took on almost a sardonic cast. He caught Dan"s arm with the grip of a friend and a judge.
"You can"t do it!" he said, emphatically. "One of the chief punishments of you men of ill-gotten wealth is that when you do repent you find that you have lost the power to make reparation or rest.i.tution. I admire your good intentions, Dan, but you can"t do anything. Those people were robbed of their precious pennies. It"s too late to remedy the evil. You can"t pay them back"
"Of course," said Dan, lighting his pipe, "we couldn"t hunt up every one of the duffers and hand "em back the right change. There"s an awful lot of "em buying bread all the time. Funny taste they have--I never cared for bread especially, except for a toasted cracker with the Roquefort.
But we might find a few of "em and chuck some of dad"s cash back where it came from. I"d feel better if I could. It seems tough for people to be held up for a soggy thing like bread. One wouldn"t mind standing a rise in broiled lobsters or deviled crabs. Get to work and think, Ken. I want to pay back all of that money I can."
"There are plenty of charities," said Kenwitz, mechanically.
"Easy enough," said Dan, in a cloud of smoke. "I suppose I could give the city a park, or endow an asparagus bed in a hospital. But I don"t want Paul to get away with the proceeds of the gold brick we sold Peter.
It"s the bread shorts I want to cover, Ken."
The thin fingers of Kenwitz moved rapidly.
"Do you know how much money it would take to pay back the losses of consumers during that corner in flour?" he asked.
"I do not." said Dan, stoutly. "My lawyer tells me that I have two millions."
"If you had a hundred millions," said Kenwitz, vehemently, "you couldn"t repair a thousandth part of the damage that has been done. You cannot conceive of the acc.u.mulated evils produced by misapplied wealth.
Each penny that was wrung from the lean purses of the poor reacted a thousandfold to their harm. You do not understand. You do not see how hopeless is your desire to make rest.i.tution. Not in a single instance can it be done."
"Back up, philosopher!" said Dan. "The penny has no sorrow that the dollar cannot heal."
"Not in one instance," repeated Kenwitz. "I will give you one, and let us see. Thomas Boyne had a little bakery over there in Varick Street.
He sold bread to the poorest people. When the price of flour went up he had to raise the price of bread. His customers were too poor to pay it, Boyne"s business failed and he lost his $1,000 capital--all he had in the world."
Dan Kinsolving struck the park bench a mighty blow with his fist.
"I accept the instance," he cried. "Take me to Boyne. I will repay his thousand dollars and buy him a new bakery."
"Write your check," said Kenwitz, without moving, "and then begin to write checks in payment of the train of consequences. Draw the next one for $50,000. Boyne went insane after his failure and set fire to the building from which he was about to be evicted. The loss amounted to that much. Boyne died in an asylum."
"Stick to the instance," said Dan. "I haven"t noticed any insurance companies on my charity list."