"Honest, now," said the bartender, kicking the valise to one side. "You don"t think I"d fall to that, do you? Anybody can see he ain"t no jay.
One of McAdoo"s come-on squad, I guess. He"s a shine if he made himself up. There ain"t no parts of the country now where they dress like that since they run rural free delivery to Providence, Rhode Island. If he"s got nine-fifty in that valise it"s a ninety-eight cent Waterbury that"s stopped at ten minutes to ten."
When Haylocks had exhausted the resources of Mr. Edison to amuse he returned for his valise. And then down Broadway he gallivanted, culling the sights with his eager blue eyes. But still and evermore Broadway rejected him with curt glances and sardonic smiles. He was the oldest of the "gags" that the city must endure. He was so flagrantly impossible, so ultra rustic, so exaggerated beyond the most freakish products of the barnyard, the hayfield and the vaudeville stage, that he excited only weariness and suspicion. And the wisp of hay in his hair was so genuine, so fresh and redolent of the meadows, so clamorously rural that even a sh.e.l.l-game man would have put up his peas and folded his table at the sight of it.
Haylocks seated himself upon a flight of stone steps and once more exhumed his roll of yellow-backs from the valise. The outer one, a twenty, he shucked off and beckoned to a newsboy.
"Son," said he, "run somewhere and get this changed for me. I"m mighty nigh out of chicken feed. I guess you"ll get a nickel if you"ll hurry up."
A hurt look appeared through the dirt on the newsy"s face.
"Aw, watchert"ink! G"wan and get yer funny bill changed yerself. Dey ain"t no farm clothes yer got on. G"wan wit yer stage money."
On a corner lounged a keen-eyed steerer for a gambling-house. He saw Haylocks, and his expression suddenly grew cold and virtuous.
"Mister," said the rural one. "I"ve heard of places in this here town where a fellow could have a good game of old sledge or peg a card at keno. I got $950 in this valise, and I come down from old Ulster to see the sights. Know where a fellow could get action on about $9 or $10? I"m goin" to have some sport, and then maybe I"ll buy out a business of some kind."
The steerer looked pained, and investigated a white speck on his left forefinger nail.
"Cheese it, old man," he murmured, reproachfully. "The Central Office must be bughouse to send you out looking like such a gillie. You couldn"t get within two blocks of a sidewalk c.r.a.p game in them Tony Pastor props. The recent Mr. Scotty from Death Valley has got you beat a crosstown block in the way of Elizabethan scenery and mechanical accessories. Let it be skiddoo for yours. Nay, I know of no gilded halls where one may bet a patrol wagon on the ace."
Rebuffed once again by the great city that is so swift to detect artificialities, Haylocks sat upon the curb and presented his thoughts to hold a conference.
"It"s my clothes," said he; "durned if it ain"t. They think I"m a hayseed and won"t have nothin" to do with me. n.o.body never made fun of this hat in Ulster County. I guess if you want folks to notice you in New York you must dress up like they do."
So Haylocks went shopping in the bazaars where men spake through their noses and rubbed their hands and ran the tape line ecstatically over the bulge in his inside pocket where reposed a red nubbin of corn with an even number of rows. And messengers bearing parcels and boxes streamed to his hotel on Broadway within the lights of Long Acre.
At 9 o"clock in the evening one descended to the sidewalk whom Ulster County would have foresworn. Bright tan were his shoes; his hat the latest block. His light gray trousers were deeply creased; a gay blue silk handkerchief flapped from the breast pocket of his elegant English walking coat. His collar might have graced a laundry window; his blond hair was trimmed close; the wisp of hay was gone.
For an instant he stood, resplendent, with the leisurely air of a boulevardier concocting in his mind the route for his evening pleasures.
And then he turned down the gay, bright street with the easy and graceful tread of a millionaire.
But in the instant that he had paused the wisest and keenest eyes in the city had enveloped him in their field of vision. A stout man with gray eyes picked two of his friends with a lift of his eyebrows from the row of loungers in front of the hotel.
"The juiciest jay I"ve seen in six months," said the man with gray eyes.
"Come along."
It was half-past eleven when a man galloped into the West Forty-seventh Street Police Station with the story of his wrongs.
"Nine hundred and fifty dollars," he gasped, "all my share of grandmother"s farm."
The desk sergeant wrung from him the name Jabez Bulltongue, of Locust Valley farm, Ulster County, and then began to take descriptions of the strong-arm gentlemen.
When Conant went to see the editor about the fate of his poem, he was received over the head of the office boy into the inner office that is decorated with the statuettes by Rodin and J. G. Brown.
"When I read the first line of "The Doe and the Brook,"" said the editor, "I knew it to be the work of one whose life has been heart to heart with Nature. The finished art of the line did not blind me to that fact. To use a somewhat homely comparison, it was as if a wild, free child of the woods and fields were to don the garb of fashion and walk down Broadway. Beneath the apparel the man would show."
"Thanks," said Conant. "I suppose the check will be round on Thursday, as usual."
The morals of this story have somehow gotten mixed. You can take your choice of "Stay on the Farm" or "Don"t Write Poetry."
VII
THE ROBE OF PEACE
Mysteries follow one another so closely in a great city that the reading public and the friends of Johnny Bellchambers have ceased to marvel at his sudden and unexplained disappearance nearly a year ago. This particular mystery has now been cleared up, but the solution is so strange and incredible to the mind of the average man that only a select few who were in close touch with Bellchambers will give it full credence.
Johnny Bellchambers, as is well known, belonged to the intrinsically inner circle of the _elite_. Without any of the ostentation of the fashionable ones who endeavor to attract notice by eccentric display of wealth and show he still was _au fait_ in everything that gave deserved l.u.s.tre to his high position in the ranks of society.
Especially did he shine in the matter of dress. In this he was the despair of imitators. Always correct, exquisitely groomed, and possessed of an unlimited wardrobe, he was conceded to be the best-dressed man in New York, and, therefore, in America. There was not a tailor in Gotham who would not have deemed it a precious boon to have been granted the privilege of making Bellchambers" clothes without a cent of pay. As he wore them, they would have been a priceless advertis.e.m.e.nt. Trousers were his especial pa.s.sion. Here nothing but perfection would he notice.
He would have worn a patch as quickly as he would have overlooked a wrinkle. He kept a man in his apartments always busy pressing his ample supply. His friends said that three hours was the limit of time that he would wear these garments without exchanging.
Bellchambers disappeared very suddenly. For three days his absence brought no alarm to his friends, and then they began to operate the usual methods of inquiry. All of them failed. He had left absolutely no trace behind. Then the search for a motive was inst.i.tuted, but none was found. He had no enemies, he had no debts, there was no woman. There were several thousand dollars in his bank to his credit. He had never showed any tendency toward mental eccentricity; in fact, he was of a particularly calm and well-balanced temperament. Every means of tracing the vanished man was made use of, but without avail. It was one of those cases--more numerous in late years--where men seem to have gone out like the flame of a candle, leaving not even a trail of smoke as a witness.
In May, Tom Eyres and Lancelot Gilliam, two of Bellchambers" old friends, went for a little run on the other side. While pottering around in Italy and Switzerland, they happened, one day, to hear of a monastery in the Swiss Alps that promised something outside of the ordinary tourist-beguiling attractions. The monastery was almost inaccessible to the average sightseer, being on an extremely rugged and precipitous spur of the mountains. The attractions it possessed but did not advertise were, first, an exclusive and divine cordial made by the monks that was said to far surpa.s.s benedictine and chartreuse. Next a huge bra.s.s bell so purely and accurately cast that it had not ceased sounding since it was first rung three hundred years ago. Finally, it was a.s.serted that no Englishman had ever set foot within its walls. Eyres and Gilliam decided that these three reports called for investigation.
It took them two days with the aid of two guides to reach the monastery of St. Gondrau. It stood upon a frozen, wind-swept crag with the snow piled about it in treacherous, drifting ma.s.ses. They were hospitably received by the brothers whose duty it was to entertain the infrequent guest. They drank of the precious cordial, finding it rarely potent and reviving. They listened to the great, ever-echoing bell, and learned that they were pioneer travelers, in those gray stone walls, over the Englishman whose restless feet have trodden nearly every corner of the earth.
At three o"clock on the afternoon they arrived, the two young Gothamites stood with good Brother Cristofer in the great, cold hallway of the monastery to watch the monks march past on their way to the refectory.
They came slowly, pacing by twos, with their heads bowed, treading noiselessly with sandaled feet upon the rough stone flags. As the procession slowly filed past, Eyres suddenly gripped Gilliam by the arm.
"Look," he whispered, eagerly, "at the one just opposite you now--the one on this side, with his hand at his waist--if that isn"t Johnny Bellchambers then I never saw him!"
Gilliam saw and recognized the lost gla.s.s of fashion.
"What the deuce," said he, wonderingly, "is old Bell doing here? Tommy, it surely can"t be he! Never heard of Bell having a turn for the religious. Fact is, I"ve heard him say things when a four-in-hand didn"t seem to tie up just right that would bring him up for court-martial before any church."
"It"s Bell, without a doubt," said Eyres, firmly, "or I"m pretty badly in need of an oculist. But think of Johnny Bellchambers, the Royal High Chancellor of swell togs and the Mahatma of pink teas, up here in cold storage doing penance in a snuff-colored bathrobe! I can"t get it straight in my mind. Let"s ask the jolly old boy that"s doing the honors."
Brother Cristofer was appealed to for information. By that time the monks had pa.s.sed into the refectory. He could not tell to which one they referred. Bellchambers? Ah, the brothers of St. Gondrau abandoned their worldly names when they took the vows. Did the gentlemen wish to speak with one of the brothers? If they would come to the refectory and indicate the one they wished to see, the reverend abbot in authority would, doubtless, permit it.
Eyres and Gilliam went into the dining hall and pointed out to Brother Cristofer the man they had seen. Yes, it was Johnny Bellchambers. They saw his face plainly now, as he sat among the dingy brothers, never looking up, eating broth from a coa.r.s.e, brown bowl.
Permission to speak to one of the brothers was granted to the two travelers by the abbot, and they waited in a reception room for him to come. When he did come, treading softly in his sandals, both Eyres and Gilliam looked at him in perplexity and astonishment. It was Johnny Bellchambers, but he had a different look. Upon his smooth-shaven face was an expression of ineffable peace, of rapturous attainment, of perfect and complete happiness. His form was proudly erect, his eyes shone with a serene and gracious light. He was as neat and well-groomed as in the old New York days, but how differently was he clad! Now he seemed clothed in but a single garment--a long robe of rough brown cloth, gathered by a cord at the waist, and falling in straight, loose folds nearly to his feet. He shook hands with his visitors with his old ease and grace of manner. If there was any embarra.s.sment in that meeting it was not manifested by Johnny Bellchambers. The room had no seats; they stood to converse.
"Glad to see you, old man," said Eyres, somewhat awkwardly. "Wasn"t expecting to find you up here. Not a bad idea though, after all.
Society"s an awful sham. Must be a relief to shake the giddy whirl and retire to--er--contemplation and--er--prayer and hymns, and those things.
"Oh, cut that, Tommy," said Bellchambers, cheerfully. "Don"t be afraid that I"ll pa.s.s around the plate. I go through these thing-um-bobs with the rest of these old boys because they are the rules. I"m Brother Ambrose here, you know. I"m given just ten minutes to talk to you fellows. That"s rather a new design in waistcoats you have on, isn"t it, Gilliam? Are they wearing those things on Broadway now?"
"It"s the same old Johnny," said Gilliam, joyfully. "What the devil--I mean why-- Oh, confound it! what did you do it for, old man?"
"Peel the bathrobe," pleaded Eyres, almost tearfully, "and go back with us. The old crowd"ll go wild to see you. This isn"t in your line, Bell.
I know half a dozen girls that wore the willow on the quiet when you shook us in that unaccountable way. Hand in your resignation, or get a dispensation, or whatever you have to do to get a release from this ice factory. You"ll get catarrh here, Johnny--and-- My G.o.d! you haven"t any socks on!"