""Well, I didn"t have anything to say about it, did I? I did not ask to be born a minister"s son. It was foreordained, and now I"ve got to live up to it in self-defense. There may be forgiveness for other erring ones, but I tell you our crowd is spotted."
"I had nothing to say.
""Well, you might at least say, "Good for you, my boy. Here"s luck?""
he complained.
"I was still silent.
""It is good business, too," he continued belligerently. "I am selling lots of furniture. I have burned the black and white cards. I have broken the ice-cold bottles. I have shunned the gilded youths with mellow voices. I go to church. I sell furniture. I sleuth Matters."
""You what?"
""I am trailing Matters. Turn about. Where he goeth, I goeth. Where he lodgeth, I lodgeth. His knowledge is my knowledge, and his tricks, my salvation."
""You make me sick, Kirke. Why don"t you talk sense?"
""He is crooked, Connie, and everybody knows it. But it is no cinch catching him at it. Smithson is going to be elected and Matters knows it. But the only way I can keep out of that trial is to get something on Matters. So whenever he is out, I am out on the same road. He is going toward New London this afternoon and so are we. I have got just five more days and you must be a good little scout and go driving with me, so he won"t catch on that I am sleuthing him. He will think I am just beauing you around in the approved Mount Mark style."
"Sure enough after a while we came across Matters talking to a couple of farmers on the cross roads, and Kirke and I stopped a quarter of a mile farther down and ate sandwiches and told stories, and when Matters pa.s.sed us a little later he could have sworn we were there just for our joy in each other"s company. But we did not learn anything.
"The next day we were out again, with no better luck. But the third day about four in the afternoon, Kirke called me on the telephone.
There was subtle excitement in his voice.
""Come for a drive, Connie?" he asked; common words, but there was a world of hidden invitation, of secret lure, in his voice for me.
""Yes, gladly," I said. Father did not nod approvingly and Aunt Grace did not smile this time. Three days in succession was a little too warm even for a newly made pillar, but they said nothing and Kirke and I set out.
""He raided Jack Mott"s last night and has about three hundred bottles to smash this afternoon. The old fellow is pretty fond of the ice-cold bottles himself and it is common report that he raids just often enough to keep himself supplied. So I think I"ll keep an eye on him to-day.
He started half an hour ago, south road, and he has Gus Waldron with him,--his boon companion, and the most notoriously ardent devotee of the bottles in all dear dry Mount Mark. Lovely day for a drive, isn"t it?"
""Yes, lovely." I was very happy. I felt like a princess of old, riding off into danger, and I felt very warm and friendly toward Kirke.
Remember that he is very good-looking and just bad enough in spite of his new pillar-hood, to be spell-binding, and--it was lots of fun.
Kirke grabbed my hand and squeezed it chummily, and I smiled at him.
""You are a glorious girl," he said.
"I suppose I should have reminded him and myself that he was a semi-satanic, but I did not. I laughed and rubbed the back of his hand softly with the tips of my nice pink finger nails, and laughed again.
"Then here came a light wagon,--Matters and Waldron,--going home, and we realized we had been loitering on the job. Kirke shook his head impatiently.
""You distracted me," he said. "I forgot my reputation"s salvation in the smile of your eye."
"But we drove on to look the field over. Less than half a mile down the road we came to a low creek with rocky rugged banks. The banks were splashed and splattered with bits of gla.s.s, and over the gla.s.s and over the rocks ran thin trickling streams of a pale brown liquid that had a perfectly sickening odor. I sniffed disgustedly as we walked over to reconnoiter.
""I guess he made good all right," said Kirke in a disappointed voice, inspecting the gla.s.s-splattered banks of the creek. Then he leaped across and walked lightly up the bank on the opposite side. Stooping down, he lifted an unbroken bottle and waved it at me, laughing.
""They missed one. Never a crack in it and still cold." He looked at it curiously, affectionately, then with resignation. "I am a minister"s son," he reminded himself sternly. He lifted the bottle above his head, and with his eye selected a nice rough rock half way down the bank. "Watch the bubbles," he called to me.
""Hay, mister," interposed a voice, "gimme half a dollar an" I"ll show you a whole pile of "em that ain"t broke."
"Slowly we rallied from our stupefaction as we gazed at the slim, brown, barefooted lad of the farm who was proudly brandishing a forbidden cigarette of corn-silks.
""A whole pile of "em. On the square?" asked Kirke with glittering eyes.
""Yes, sir. A couple o" fellows come out in a light wagon a while ago an" had a lot of bottles in boxes. First they throwed one on the rocks, an" then they throwed one up in the tall gra.s.s, one up an" one down. There"s a whole pile of "em that ain"t broke at all. An" the little dark fellow says, "A good job, Gus. We"ll be Johnny-on-the-spot as soon as it gets dark.""
"Kirke was standing over him, his eyes bright, his hands clenched. "On the level?" he whispered.
""Sure, but gimme the half first." Kirke pa.s.sed out a silver dollar without a word and the boy s.n.a.t.c.hed it from him, giggling to himself with rapture.
""Right up there, mister, in that pile of weeds."
"Kirke took my hand and we scrambled up the bank, pulling back the tall gra.s.s,--no need to stoop and look. Bottle after bottle, bottle after bottle, lay there snugly and securely, waiting for the sheriff and his friend to rescue them after dark.
"The lad had already disappeared, smoking his corn-silks rapturously, his dollar snug in the palm of his hand. And Kirke and I, without a word, began patiently carrying the bottles to the buggy. Again and again we returned to the clump of weeds, counting the bottles as we carried them out,--a hundred and fifty of them, even.
"Then we got into the buggy, feet outside, for the bed of the buggy was filled and piled high, covered with the robe to discourage prying eyes, and turned the little brown mare toward town.
""Connie, would you seriously object to kissing me just once? I feel the need of it this minute,--moral stimulus, you know."
""Ministers" daughters have to be very, very careful," I told him in an even voice.
"We were both silent then as we drove into town. When he pulled up in front of the house he looked me straight in the face, and he uses his eyes effectively.
""You are a darling," he said.
"I said "Thanks," and went into the house.
"He told me next morning what happened that evening. Of course he was there to witness Matters" discomfiture. He did not put in appearance until the sheriff and his friend were climbing anxiously and sadly into the light wagon to return home empty-handed. Then he sauntered from behind a hedge and lifted his hat in his usual debonair manner.
""By the way, Mr. Sheriff," he began in a quiet, ingratiating voice, "I hope I am not to be called as a witness in that boot-legging case."
"Matters snarled at him. "Pooh," he said angrily, "you can"t blackmail me like that. You can"t prove anything on me. I reckon the people around here will take the word of the sheriff of their county against the booze fightin" son of a Methodist preacher."
"Kirke waved his hand airily. "Far be it from me to enter into any defense of my father"s son. But a hundred and fifty bottles are pretty good evidence. And speaking of witnesses, I have a hunch that the people of this county will fall pretty hard for anything that comes from the lips of the baby daughter of the district superintendent of the Methodist Church."
"Matters hunched forward in his seat. "Connie Starr," he said, in a hollow voice.
"Kirke swished the weeds with his cane,--he has all those graceful affectations.
"Matters swallowed a few times. "Old man Starr is too smart a man to get his family mixed up in politics," he finally brought out.
""Baby Con is of age, I think," said Kirke lightly. "And she is very advanced, you know, something of a reformer, has all kinds of emanc.i.p.ated notions."
"Matters whipped up and disappeared, and Kirke went to prayer-meeting.
Aunt Grace saw him; I wasn"t there.
"The next day, I met Matters on the street. Rather, he met me.