And now O"Connor had failed him. That, Malone thought, was hardly fair. O"Connor had no business failing him, particularly when there was no place else to go.
The scientist had been right, of course, Malone knew. There was no other scientist who knew as much about psionics as O"Connor, and if O"Connor said there were no books, then that was that: there were no books.
He reached for a drawer in his dresser, opened it and pulled out some underclothes, humming tunelessly under his breath as he dressed. If there was no one to ask, he thought, and if there were no books...
He stopped with a sock in his hand, and stared at it in wonder.
O"Connor hadn"t said there were no books. As a matter of fact, Malone realized, he"d said exactly the opposite.
There were books. But they were "crackpot" books. O"Connor had never read them. He had, he said, probably never even heard of many of them.
"Crackpot" was a fighting word to O"Connor. But to Malone it had all the sweetness of flattery. After all, he"d found telepaths in insane asylums, and teleports among the juvenile delinquents of New York.
"Crackpot" was a word that was rapidly ceasing to have any meaning at all in Malone"s mind.
He realized that he was still staring at the sock, which was black with a pink clock. Hurriedly, he put it on, and finished dressing. He reached for the phone and made a few fast calls, and then teleported himself to his locked office in FBI Headquarters, on East 69th Street in New York. He let himself out, and strolled down the corridor. The agent-in-charge looked up from his desk as Malone pa.s.sed, blinked, and said, "h.e.l.lo, Malone. What"s up now?"
"I"m going prowling," Malone said. "But there won"t be any work for you, as far as I can see."
"Oh?"
"Just relax," Malone said. "Breathe easy."
"I"ll try to," the agent-in-charge said, a little sadly. "But every time you show up, I think about that wave of red Cadillacs you started. I"ll never feel really secure again."
"Relax," Malone said. "Next time it won"t be Cadillacs. But it might be spirits, blowing on ear-trumpets. Or whatever it is they do."
"Spirits, Malone?" the agent-in-charge said.
"No, thanks," Malone said sternly. "I never drink on duty." He gave the agent a cheery wave of his hand and went on out to the street.
The Psychical Research Society had offices in the Ravell Building, a large structure composed mostly of plate gla.s.s and anodized aluminum that looked just a little like a bright blue transparent crackerbox that had been stood on end for purposes unknown. Having walked all the way down to this box on 56th Street, Malone had recovered his former sensitivity range to temperature and felt pathetically grateful for the coolish sea breeze that made New York somewhat less of an unbearable Summer Festival than was normal.
The lobby of the building was glittering and polished, as if human beings could not possibly exist in it. Malone took an elevator to the sixth floor, stepped out into a small, equally polished hall, and hurriedly looked off to his right. A small door stood there, with a legend engraved in elegantly small letters. It said:
_The Psychical Research Society_ _Push_
Malone obeyed instructions. The door swung noiselessly open, and then closed behind him.
He was in a large square-looking room which had a couch and chair set at one corner, and a desk at the far end. Behind the desk was a bra.s.s plate, on which was engraved:
_The Psychical Research Society_ _Main Offices_
To Malone"s left was a hall that angled off into invisibility, and to the left of the desk was another one, going straight back past doors and two radiators until it ran into a right-angled turn and also disappeared.
Malone took in the details of his surroundings almost automatically, filing them in his memory just in case he ever needed to use them.
One detail, however, required more than automatic attention. Sitting behind the desk, her head just below the bra.s.s plaque, was a redhead.
She was, Malone thought, positively beautiful. Of course, he could not see the lower two-thirds of her body, but if they were half as interesting as the upper third and the face and head, he was willing to spend days, weeks or even months on their investigation. Some jobs, he told himself, feeling a strong sense of duty, were definitely worth taking time over.
She was turned slightly away from Malone, and had obviously not heard him come in. Malone wondered how best to announce himself, and regretfully gave up the idea of tiptoeing up to the girl, placing his hands over her eyes, kissing the back of her neck and crying: "Surprise!" It was elegant, he felt, but it just wasn"t _right_.
He compromised at last on the old established method of throat-clearing to attract her attention. He was sure he could take it from there, to an eminently satisfying conclusion.
He tiptoed on the deep-pile rug right up to her desk. He took a deep breath.
And the expected happened.
He sneezed.
The sneeze was loud and long, and it echoed through the room and throughout the corridors. It sounded to Malone like the blast of a small bomb, or possibly a grenade. Startled himself by the volume of sound he had managed to generate, he jumped back.
The girl had jumped, too, but her leap had been straight upward, about an inch and a half. She came down on her chair and reached up a hand.
The hand wiped the back of her neck with a slow, lingering motion of complete loathing. Then, equally slowly, she turned.
"That," she said in a low, sweet voice, "was a h.e.l.l of a dirty trick."
"It was an accident," Malone said. "The Will of G.o.d."
"G.o.d has an exceedingly nasty mind," the girl said. "Something, by the way, which I have often suspected." She regarded Malone darkly. "Do you always do that to strangers? Is it some new sort of perversion?"
"I have never done such a thing before," Malone said sternly.
"Oh," the girl said. "An experimenter. Avid for new sensations.
Probably a jaded scion of a rich New York family." She paused. "Tell me," she said, "is it fun?"
Malone opened his mouth, but nothing came out. He shut it, thought for a second and then tried again. He got as far as: "I--" before Nemesis overtook him. The second sneeze was even louder and more powerful than the first had been.
"It must be fun," the girl said acidly, producing a handkerchief from somewhere and going to work on her face. "You just can"t seem to wait to do it again. Would it do any good to tell you that the fascination with this form of greeting is not universal? Or don"t you care?"
"d.a.m.n it," Malone said, goaded, "I"ve got a cold."
"And you feel you should share it with the world," the girl said. "I quite understand. Tell me, is there anything I can do for you? Or has your mission been accomplished?"
"My mission?" Malone said.
"Having sneezed twice at me," the girl said, "do you feel satisfied?
Will you vanish softly and silently away? Or do you want to sneeze at somebody else?"
"I want the president of the Society," Malone said. "According to my information, his name is Sir Lewis Carter."
"And if you sneeze at him," the girl said, "yours is going to be mud.
He isn"t much on novelty."
"I--"
"Besides which," she said, "he"s extremely busy. And I don"t think he"ll see you at all. Why don"t you go and sneeze at somebody else?
There must be lots of people who would consider themselves honored to be noticed, especially in such a startling way. Why don"t you try and find one somewhere? Somewhere very far away."
Malone was beyond speech. He fumbled for his wallet, flipped it open and showed the girl his identification.